New New YouTube Livestreams/Why i'm moving back to Japan VERY SOON - BIG NEWS [Z7fWYbDue6g] 480p

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I haven't seen that phone in a while. What, this one?

iPhone 20— iPhone 12 Mini.

I've got mango yogurt.

Oh,

it's cold.

Aktiv, oh ja, ist aktiv, ja.

Belle.

How much I make on Kick?

I made what,

4.5? Yeah, I made $40 on Kick today. 6-hour stream, I only made $40.

Oh God,

I used to make hundreds. What happened?

I used to make like $150 for 6 hours. Now I make $40.

I mean, to be fair, it is an accurate level because that's what I make on YouTube. My recent 2-hour YouTube streams have been making about $15 each, so

Seems like my time is only worth $6 an hour for my expertise.

My unique content that's in high demand only worth $6 an hour.

How did I pay tax? The same way I paid tax for YouTube.

What's trending? Uh, that stupid Mizkif drama.

That sounds boring. I never liked Emiru anyway.

Just another silly girl.

I can't believe Mizkif was banging her though.

I just can't picture it,

like his hairy dick and balls going inside of her. This sounds seems wrong, like, like Mario banging Peach. It's just weird.

Are you jealous? No, I don't like Amiri.

She looks like a robot. She looks like an AI doll.

She looks like a sex doll.

I like my girls more realistic looking,

you know, like, um, I'd take a solid 6 out of 10 over a 10 out of 10 any day.

Why don't I like Venus? Because she's an unwashed, smelly, gross, drug-addicted, vile human being

who just brings chaos and trouble to anyone who enters her life.

Wouldn't touch with a 100-foot pole. Wouldn't even bang.

I thought he said Venus needs you to shave her.

Yeah, shave her hairy pussy.

She's pretty hairy as fuck down there.

She needs to wash her fucking hair and like cut her nails. Brush your teeth. She looks minging.

She used to be such a sweet girl too.

Yep guys, going to Japan next week. Got a new J-girl, 6-year-old Yoko Harry Bush,

looking for a toy bite.

Yep, I'm still in Thailand.

It's, um, what time is it?

3 AM in the morning.

I said 60-year-old, not 6-year-old. Jesus, I said 60.

No, I blocked Venus. And then she got mad and then made a post about me insulting me.

It's not clickbait. Getting on the plane tomorrow.

Venus looks like the type who suddenly screams while she sleeps.

Yep, me and Shahira are getting back together, guys. Getting married again.

She couldn't find anyone better.

We're gonna have a baby and open a bakery.

So Hero's back on the market.

Jesus. Oh my God, fucking hell.

Fucking fireworks.

Oh God.

Scared the crap out

of me. Fireworks, bomb, Guy Fawkes Night is over. Give it a break.

I can't believe last year This time me, my mum, and my sister went to Leeds Castle for fireworks,

and now my sister's a mum.

We got the— we got like some kind of burger with dirty fries. I hate that, it sounds so stupid. Dirty fries. Oh, here's another one.

Ah, I missed it. Do it again.

I remember 3 of us standing in the freezing cold.

I was disappointed because I just got my car and I was hoping I got to get to use my car and take us to fireworks, but Mum drove us instead.

I don't know, it's like end of an era with my sister having a baby.

You

know, like the whole end of the whole coming home on the train,

coming back from London,

living with roommates.

For me, it was like living in Japan was my whole identity. For my sister, it was like the London life. Roommates, getting on the train.

I still remember that time back in like 2013, we went to see Batman v Superman, just the two of us.

Seems kind of strange that we did that,

like we didn't go with Mum or Dad.

I can't even see them.

Well, the clickbait didn't work. Yeah, I'm not really going to Japan. Trick chat. Mm-hmm.

Worth a shot.

Worth the try.

Tomorrow's stream, I'll title it Me and My Ex-Wife Getting Back Together.

Can't fool the algorithm anymore like the good old days.

In the good old days, you just write a stupid title and it didn't matter if the content was good or accurate or not. Now the algorithm knows if the content's good or bad. Based on how the viewers react to it. Watch time, interaction, blah fucking blah. Back in the olden days, you can just say whatever and people

would click it.

Just like back in the olden days, British could just sail a bunch of ships outside a country

and threaten them with cannonballs and then get whatever they wanted out of them. Those were the days. Now everyone's got boring missiles and nukes.

In a way, the most devastating weapon known to mankind Brought a lot of peace to the world, didn't it? Because now everyone's too scared to invade each other.

YouTube oversaturated with creators now. Yeah, and so many of them copied me. So many people going, my life is ruined. I'm a 32-year-old loser. I'm a 36-year-old loser. I'm a 30-year-old loser living with my parents. I have no hopes and dreams. I'm a 50-year-old loser. Oh, shut the fuck up. Fucking fireworks. At least I can see them.

Wow. Wow, so pretty.

There's so many losers now. They've all just realized that they can make videos talking about how shit their lives are. And get views. Bit late.

I was doing that back in 2017.

My life sucks now. I don't know, I got a girlfriend, I got a nice car. I got 2 houses.

It's just I lost my internet clout

and almost all my money.

I travel between my 2 houses every month now, so I needed a new car with longer range. Got 20 miles more range on my new car.

I'm drinking

lemon and honey flavor glycerin

Cough medicine.

The problem with making your whole channel revolve around having a rubbish life and being a loser is you either succeed at life and stop being a loser, and then no one cares anymore because they're like, okay, We got the ending, he succeeded at life, we can stop watching now. Or you stay as a loser and then they

get bored and fed up because you haven't made any progress.

So you can't really win, can you?

I reckon I'm making about $60 a day now.

Down from $200 a day.

It's not even $2,000 a month.

Who's Evelyn?

Do you remember Evelyn Fong? The Asian girl who does art? And she was streaming when I was streaming, when I was in Osaka, 2017. And then my viewers went over to her stream, started spamming her about me.

I tried messaging her, but she ignored me.

What happened to Tomoko? Last I spoke to her was 2023. She said she was seeing some guy that she found through my channel.

What

do

you mean I have no achievements? Speak three languages. JLPT level two. Drive a car. 100k subs on YouTube.

Travelled the world.

What achievements do you have?

Yeah, exactly. None.

Driving a car isn't an achievement. Well, it is if you have an intense fear of driving.

That's like saying to someone who can't walk that joining a basketball team isn't an achievement.

How's it not an achievement to overcome The biggest fear of

your life. Most people have kids. So you're saying having a kid isn't an achievement?

Lots of people are scared of driving. My sister's really scared of driving.

No, she still doesn't drive, although I think she's interested in learning again.

Will I put the original channel name back? Uh, I might do an experiment where I put it back and then go live and see if I have more viewers. And if I don't, I'll put it back again to something like, fuck you idiots, I hate you. How about that for a channel name? Fuck you all, you made

me broke, fucking morons.

Where the fuck are my views at?

Where the fuck's my 500 viewers? Where the fuck is my 40K per views video? How about that for a channel name?

How about, hey morons, watch my damn channel or else?

And then people can be like, wow, have you seen this YouTuber called Hey Morons, Watch My Channel or Else?

That'd be such a funny channel name.

Yeah, I'm on the plane now, guys. First class cabin, Wi-Fi, got a bed in it as well.

God, it was tiring though. 5, 6 years of doing the whole act.

It was kind of nice when I just stopped caring.

It was definitely a vibe though. Do you know what it feels like to wake up every morning in fear that the group of people that you rely on for income starts disliking you.

That fear was like in my every living day for 5 years past.

You guys don't understand the stress of being a YouTuber where your whole livelihood depends on the whim of a group of people that at some point will start either getting bored of you or disliking you for any number of reasons.

Damn, that was a big one.

Did you know, uh, Quentin Wilson died? Is that his name?

The ex-Top Gear presenter before Top Gear went all silly.

I think it's Quentin Wilson. Used to be one of the OG Top Gear presenters. It used to be Tiff Needle, Quentin Wilson, Jeremy Clarkson.

That was when it was a serious car review channel— I mean, program.

And then they switched them out for James May, Richard Hammond, and then it became like a comedy entertainment show. And then they went off to make Fifth Gear, which was a proper car show, and that had Quentin Wilson on it. He died aged 68, I think yesterday or today.

God, how long are they gonna shoot fucking fireworks into the sky?

Got money to burn.

It's fireworks. Gypsies are shooting them off.

Also,

I'm only seeing my girlfriend every other weekend, which means I save £400 to £500 a month on hotels. So I made money. That's why I got the car. I was spending £500, £600. No. I was spending like £200 a week on hotels, and then my girlfriend said she won't be able to meet every week because she's broke,

so it'd have to be every other week. And at first I was really upset about it, but now I'm kind of relieved because now I buy a car, I spend my money on that instead.

So the money I saved from the hotels got a car instead.

She thinks I'm broke. I'll show her. Fine, you don't want me to spend hotels on you? I'll buy a new car for myself then.

Have fun being broke.

I offered to pay.

Why'd I leave Devon? Um, I just got bored, felt like coming home for a bit. I'll go back to Devon next week,

or the week after next week. Or maybe next month, I don't know. What's the point going back?

Yeah, the best way to save money is definitely by not having a girlfriend. Unless you live together and you split expenses. But to get to that point requires a bit of work, doesn't it? Unless you get lucky and they for some reason just move in straight away or let you move in with them.

Yeah, my mum wants me to move back in. She keeps telling me to move out of Devon.

Uh, I don't know. I kind of like having 2 houses. It gives me something to do.

Maybe I'll try apply for jobs when I get back.

What is the new Devon tax rate? Tax for what? The Devon tax?

Devon's my, my, my second home, my holiday home. Yeah, I paid council tax a week ago, 6 months advance,

locked in the pre-tax hike rate.

Damn, 65 viewers.

That's barely any more than I get on Kick.

It's really over.

Well, since it's over, I guess I'll just come clean.

Um, basically all my videos are fake, trolling, clickbait. None of it's real,

and I lied about everything,

and I hate doing YouTube.

And, and, um, I don't know, I'm just trying to think like what big things that happened that I would have never said back then that I'll say now.

Yeah, I was never homeless. I faked the homeless video. I just got a tent, shot the video, packed up, went back to the apartment.

Yeah, never homeless. And also I faked getting divorced like 3 times before actually getting divorced.

Damn, views went up. 98 now. See, honesty pays.

Might as well come clean.

Do you remember back in those days it was like a big scandal or like a big news or something I'd be really worried about if someone or people picked apart tiny, tiny little details in my stories, and I'd be like, oh shit,

I'm gonna have to get all defensive

so people wouldn't start Doubting my stories.

Yep. Never even got married.

Why do you think I kept leaving Japan every few months? Wasn't even married in the first place.

And Chihiro is actually a man.

And we were gay.

God, they're still going.

Also, I don't have any debt and I'm not broke. Actually, I'm rich.

Oh God, when are they gonna stop shooting fireworks?

Well, I always had debt. It's just that I always had good income to keep the debt under control. Now I don't— don't have good income anymore.

I also never kept track of my debt like I do now.

Yeah,

I'd be buying Teslas and ditching them in Germany and being like, whatever, guys, I'm a millionaire. I'll do road trip Tesla Model Y road trip to Italy and ditch it in the Alps.

I get free fireworks show outside my house.

Here's Sam Pepper outside.

Ah, the cough medicine's not working.

Maybe I have a strep sore.

Yep, moving back to Japan next week.

Me and Blood Bucket getting married.

We agreed— she agreed to cereal 5 times a week if I agreed to shave my head.

Bar Bucket says that my streams are too late now for her to watch.

When did I start vaping?

A couple months ago, someone bought me a box of vapes. I gave it a go.

This one's my favorite.

Smells like burnt coils now.

What? I'm not a Reform supporter.

I don't really support any of the parties. I'm not really political.

Reform a racist.

Yeah, I think Nigel's funny, like Trump's funny. Doesn't mean I support him. I mean, I thought Hitler was kind of funny too. Doesn't mean I support Hitler.

Have you watched Hitler speeches? They're hilarious, the way he shouts.

Right now I'm finding Marco Pierre White's really funny. I love the way he says, there we are. Like 5 times every video.

Why did you keep saying that? There she is. There we are.

And the stuff he makes doesn't even look good. It's like he got a load of mashed potatoes

and then fried it in a frying pan. It looked weird.

Pomme de Maxime, something like that.

The memes are funny though.

I like watching shorts of Marco Pierre White recently.

This cough medicine doesn't work.

Maybe I should stop vaping.

I can stop. I stopped now. Look.

Why aren't I working? Because I'm sick, if you couldn't tell.

The numbers were all in green, and then my kick money dried up.

My Devon place would probably cost 1,400 in maidstone.

A semi-detached house with a driveway and garden, well over £1,000.

Jesus, 57 viewers.

I can't believe it.

It's over.

I really do have to get a job.

I can't believe I was, um, making enough to support myself in Thailand with only about 80 viewers.

200 viewers with Blood Bucket.

No, my new car's electric.

I get over 200 viewers on Kick every day.

I basically have YOLO'd the $6,000 into, uh, very volatile stocks. Tesla, Bitmine, 20x leveraged NASDAQ longs.

I didn't buy any bots, don't know what you're talking about. It was a troll, not me.

The trolls even admitted it.

Jesus, 50 viewers.

This must be the lowest of the low.

These are like 2016 numbers before I got any subs. This is like how many viewers I used to get when I had 500 subs.

I get maybe 40 or 50 viewers on Kick as well. Before the bots kick in.

No, it's more than 20. It's like 30 to 40 to 50.

I already did live in Japan and vlog as a YouTuber there in the golden days. Really

underestimate how great, how much better it was back in 2017 there without all these stupid Kick streamers.

At one point I had 180 viewers on Kick before the botting started. Looking for breadsticks in Tesco. I was like

It's really hard to stay motivated anymore. I feel so defeated.

My Kick viewership fell off because I lost my temper and I raged at the viewers, and then I banned people, and then they didn't come back, and then I stopped going out and I got bored. I started just sitting there doing nothing.

I didn't know what else to do. I went everywhere.

I went to the same places like 5, 7 times.

Yeah,

I was supposed to be in Thailand now, wasn't I?

According to the plan.

I just got fed up.

Couldn't do it anymore.

I just got so bored.

There's no point traveling for views because then what am I gonna do?

Spend my whole life traveling.

I don't want to travel.

I hate traveling.

I've been traveling for 15 years of my life. I'm done with it.

This cough mixture does nothing.

It's just a sugary syrup.

Why does it have to have so much sugar in it?

It's just like melted jam.

It's really like the world stands still on the weekend. I need news. I need economic data.

Oh God, it's getting worse.

No, I don't do options.

I do CFDs.

I used to stream delivery work on Kick.

I was going to deliver bottles of wine to random people for like £20 or £30.

I wanted to do it again, but I got sick.

I also stopped wanting to go out and drive for streams because I got scared Kick would say You weren't talking enough. Because I don't talk when I drive.

You let AJ down.

Yeah, well, unfortunately I've got a girlfriend.

Back in August, September, I got a girlfriend, so I

had to call off the Thailand trip.

Also, I could sense Kick going downhill already. I didn't think using the money on a trip to Thailand would be a wise investment.

I did get all excited about, damn, if I could get over 200 viewers if I met a girl and we streamed together.

Yeah, I just don't care about the Mizkif thing. Why doesn't Ice Poseidon make a video about him?

He has a lot to say and he hates the guy. It's because he's already a millionaire, so why would he bother?

AJ's not a backup plan. She doesn't even want to have sex.

And even if she did, like, what am I gonna do, move to New Zealand? No thanks.

And I'm not really interested in Indonesia.

I don't want to move anywhere. That's why I just want to get a British girlfriend, so I can stay in my own country.

Being in my family.

Bit sad we're not doing Christmas here, but we, we did do Christmas last year, so we said this time, this year, it's the in-laws' turn to have Christmas with them.

But I was sick on Christmas last year. I didn't really enjoy it. I was sick the whole day.

I kept getting sick last year. October and then Christmas, and now I'm sick again.

But I wasn't sick from January until now. So I had like 10 months of not being sick, so that's good.

Still remember coming back from Malaysia back in 2022 and being sick for like a month. Had that weird deep voice.

The tickly cough is so annoying.

No, I'm not 37, I'm 36.

I'm not sick a lot. I'm sick maybe twice a year at the end of the year.

How many times do people usually get sick a year? I never see my mum sick.

I hardly ever see her sick,

and she goes out and mixes around with people. Maybe that's why, because I hardly ever mix around with people, so when I do I get sick easily.

This medicine does nothing.

When I breathe in, it makes me want to cough.

Oh,

how's swallowing a liquid into my stomach going to help my lungs? I need to inhale the medicine.

Oh God.

I only vape maybe twice a day.

Bit in the morning with my coffee and then after dinner.

I don't think it's that much.

The problem with vaping versus cigarettes is that cigarettes go out pretty quickly. What is it, like 15 puffs and it's done?

And they're expensive, so you kind of pace yourself. But with vapes, as long as you got a battery, you can just keep puffing away forever. And the liquid lasts months.

The liquid lasts ages. And it's always just there. You don't need to light it or go outside.

It's also kind of like a fidget spinner. It's like something to fidget with.

What streams where I would go to work and leave it on? Did I really do that?

I don't think I did that.

We're back to, uh, Thailand levels of viewership.

Remember when I was making pies in Thailand? These were the numbers we were getting.

And then I went to Japan, it went back up to like 150 to 200.

It's crazy how simple it is to get— to got that cut. Just go to Japan, walk around.

Things do seem to strangely randomly happen when I'm in Japan,

whereas not much seems to happen when I'm at home. I don't know why.

Oh God, I don't know if I stream long today.

I just don't want to do that whole walking around streaming every day, living in a hotel. I just don't do that anymore.

It was horrible. That American guy in the guest house was so annoying, talking on the phone at 3 AM in the morning.

Why am I streaming anyway?

Uh, I got to get my watch time up.

But yeah, the YouTube streams don't really make any more money than the Kick streams.

Maybe I got a better chance if I make videos instead.

Maybe I just gotta get back into videos. Quit streaming.

I just don't have enough audience

to make it worth doing anymore.

But yeah, I'm really gonna be screwed unless I get a job.

It just happened so suddenly.

But Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, I've only made £76 on Kick so far.

I can only really expect to make £180, £190 for next Thursday. I'm only making £200 a week on Kick.

Oh God, my only hope is if I do Uber Eats.

So I gotta live at my mum's house to do Uber Eats in Maidstone to pay for rent in my Devon house that I'm not living in. Genius.

I was gonna do some Uber Eats and I'm fucking sick. I can't do fucking anything.

So annoying.

If I don't stream, I won't make any money.

My last proper month on YouTube was June before Kick. I made $1,030.

That was when I was streaming every day on YouTube.

I

can't believe after running from getting a job for all this time,

it caught up to me.

I ran for like 10 years.

No, 8 years.

Thought I was way ahead, untouchable. I thought I was safe,

but you can't outrun time. Always catches up.

I used to feel like I was protected in this little bubble, protected from the real world with my YouTube money.

Like I was special.

And then the evil viewers took it away by leaving.

Selfish, selfish, horrible viewers.

I was like, yeah, my CFDs will make me rich.

My only hope for making good money this month is if the market rips,

my CFD longs go to the moon.

I think I bought in at the bottom.

Did V-shaped recovery. Yesterday.

Yeah, I sold Barrick Gold at $22 per share.

You got some money. Yeah, but it's not gonna last long. With my expenses and my earnings,

making £200 a week.

Back in the Kick days, I would easily be able to afford a hotel

because it would just be the equivalent of, what, 2 days streaming? And now it's the equivalent of a whole week of streaming.

God, I was rich. Just making 4K, 5K a month. Thought I was gonna make 60K in a year.

Remember the Bella Box? Kit Hill? Bog Hill? Promises of crypts coming to fly, see me?

I still remember standing in that Lydford Saxon Castle, where she was on the— in the chat

after I came back from Lydford Gorge testing out the Bella Box.

Good times.

My savings went down because market's been tanking. It's actually down more, I just haven't updated it.

Uh, I'm down to like 5K savings really

if I update it.

The coughing always gets way worse nearing the end of the day. It wasn't this bad during the day. I don't get it.

I think Crypt left because my channel fell off.

Girls only like you when they think you've got clout.

But Kick's not very impressive versus YouTube with 100K subs. And the channel seemed pretty active because of Turkey Tom, like I was getting 15K, 20K views still. Didn't seem dead, but now it's completely dead.

Even when I do proper videos, even when I do proper videos, like sit down in front of the camera, talk about something.

Uh, I mean, this one got 6.6K views. Massive announcement, September.

Hey, this one got 6K views, $25. It's not bad.

Uh, how I woke up as 36-year-old loser got 7K now.

Damn, I seem so different.

Made $20. Maybe I'll go back to making videos. Why I'll never go back to Japan got 6.2K.

Made $37. Oh, I got a donut on it, that's why. I think someone did a Super Thanks.

I mean, I'm still getting 4 to 6K views on the proper videos, not like stream edits. Maybe I got to go back to my roots.

When was this one? 1st of June.

Oh God, I think I have to go to bed. I just can't stop coughing.

I made $27 on the last video I made. 5K views. Maybe it's not over. Maybe I just got to like try and recapture my old spirit and make videos again. Proper videos.

Better than sitting on Kick rotting for 5, 6 hours making $30.

No, it's not over. Look, my views aren't that bad.

I got 5K on my last video.

Ignore all those clickbait ones

and the stream clips. Uh, this massive announcement got 6.6,

and then never go back to Japan got 6.2. I got 7K on the 36-year-old loser one.

I just got to make topics about anything,

but make sure it looks good so it looks like a proper video, right? Not stream highlight.

My viewer tried to bang my Japanese wife.

Got 5K views.

5 things I hate about my ex-wife.

It made $15.

Well, I'm going to bed.

That's really hard talking. See ya.