[2023-01-18] Looking for Ladyboy in Bangkok before my Girlfriend comes home [R353gt1Zic0]

Testing. Was that a ladyboy?

I swear that brown-haired girl looked like a ladyboy.

Is it lagging?

Let me see if it's working first before I go. It looks like it's lagging on my phone. Why is it lagging?

The hell?

It's like when I stand still it's okay, but when I start moving— oh

yeah, it looks okay now.

Is that because I opened the phone? Because it was closed earlier.

Let me close it, close the phone again.

Is it okay now?

I think it's okay. Look, I found the street market already.

Let's go to the street market.

Well, it's more like an alley market. Oh, it's all laggy again. Oh my God,

they didn't do this last time.

I don't know why it's lagging.

It looks so funny.

Let me open the phone up again. Oh, thank Thanks King for the £1.79.

I think when I flip— when I close the flip phone, it starts lagging, and when I open it back up, it doesn't lag.

Which kind of sucks because I wanted to close the flip phone.

The only thing I'm doing differently this time is I've put the stabilization on, which might be lagging it because I forgot to put it on last stream. It was really shaky.

What's that music?

It's only fine when I unfold it, but I need to fold it, otherwise it looks too obvious that

streaming. Unless— what if I just leave it unfolded in my pocket like that?

Nobody cares if I'm streaming? No, everyone's watching me. Oh, it goes laggy again.

Oh, I think I know why.

It's, it's when I lock the screen, it goes laggy.

Look, it's fine now, isn't it?

Um, I don't know what to do.

Yeah, it's fine when I leave the screen open.

Yes, finally my plan failed.

Disable power save mode. I don't think it's on.

I'm

scared.

I don't know where to go. Let me check the map.

Too

many people.

Am I walking too fast? I don't know where the mic is. I think it's here.

Maybe I'll go up on that bridge.

I need to figure out,

uh, what to do.

Oh, I'm nervous.

The, the screen keeps flipping around. I don't know how to stop it from—

I think I stopped it.

Is the traffic.

It kind of ruined my plan because I was going to flip the phone in half.

Why is there nowhere to go without any people? Maybe this side. There's people behind me.

I need to find somewhere quiet to build my confidence first. Pretty nervous. When was the last time I did this? It was like 3 months ago, back in October. October, I think it was October 31st. Okay, this area is quite empty.

Oh, so hard to, um, not feel nervous.

Do something interesting, trying to. It's just nerves getting me.

I don't know why I can't flip the phone. I think it's because I turned stabilization on and that uses CPU.

Last time I didn't have it turned on and the stream was really shaky,

but at least I could flip the phone without it stuttering.

I'm pretty sure that's why. Look, I can do a test. I'll turn stabilization off and I bet I can flip it. Oh my God, it's so fucking loud.

Here. Okay, I turned stabilization off. Now I'll flip the phone.

I bet it'll be fine now. I bet it'll be fine, but it will be unstabilized.

So either

Uh, I keep it unflipped but stabilized, or I flip it with no stabilization.

See, it's fine now, isn't it? I told you.

Someone coming behind me. Yeah, it won't

do that stuttering now, but I have to turn the stabilization off, which is a bit annoying.

Oh, it's still stuttering.

Uh, I don't know. No, why is it doing this?

So I can't flip the phone, I need to keep it open.

Ah,

what do I do now? Ruined my entire day.

This phone looks stupid when it's unflipped cuz it's really long.

I'm using my phone in. When I unflip it, it's fine. I think it's when I lock the screen.

Maybe I have too many apps running or something.

What if I try now?

It's fine for a while and then it goes back to stuttering.

It's so weird.

6-hour stream complaining about my phone.

This is IRL. Oh, it seems okay now.

I press close all apps. I open the multitasker and I close everything.

Wow, look at this hotel. Looks weird. Uh, it's stuttering again.

Oh my God.

No, I can't, I can't fix it. I don't know how to fix it

unless it's because I'm using Speedify. I don't think I used Speedify last time, did I?

I don't understand because I streamed a few months ago and I flipped it, flipped the phone in half, and it was fine.

I sit here? Am I allowed to sit here?

Maybe if I turn Speedify off. I'll try that.

Testing. Is it working?

I'll try closing it again.

I think I fixed it.

Oh no, stuttering again.

Oh, I don't know.

Very annoying.

Oh my God, Bangkok's so damn loud, but there's nowhere peaceful to go.

Get away from the road. I don't think there's anywhere here where there's no road.

I wish I had a smaller phone. Maybe I'll end the stream and restart it on my iPhone.

Nah.

People just sleep on their motorbikes here. Weird.

In Vietnam, they just lie down on the motorbike seat with their feet up on the handlebar.

Oh, can't find any ladyboys.

This is why I don't like doing IRL.

Why are you meeting a ladyboy? I'm gonna lick his bum hole,

that's why.

Well, this is fun. Really enjoying my time on the street. I don't know how Ice does this all day long, every single day,

and not get bored.

It's kind of interesting compared to Vietnam. Vietnam. Thailand's a lot different. There's a lot less motorbikes

and the roads are much bigger, and they have a train service. Vietnam hasn't got any of these.

Hop on a bus, but then I can't talk. Just be me on the bus.

Maybe if I get my selfie stick out, it'd be easier to hold it.

Oh, there's people over there.

Whoa.

I forgot to turn stabilization back on. Is it shaky now?

I don't think it should be shaky now.

Oh, I'm bored.

I'm gonna go home.

I think I can kind of half close it without it locking the screen like that. It looks weird.

Oh, thanks Jenkins

for $2.

Point of IRL is to talk to some people, but I'm scared

my phone battery's dying as well.

No, I don't like my selfie stick.

I feel weird holding it.

It just looks weird.

I feel less weird without the selfie stick.

I don't know why this feels harder than it felt last time. This feels way harder than when I tried it last time unless I put it on my strap again.

But then I don't know if you can hear me.

This looks pretty weird as well.

Still like it. Oh my God.

Now it's lagging. Why is it lagging?

It's lagging on my phone. Look.

I think my phone's just lagging.

Oh yeah, it does work fine. I guess it's okay. Oh, I don't know what to do.

Oh, it's a shrine.

Indian shrine. Oh,

is that an Indian shrine?

Aroma oil. Do you think I have to get naked for the massage?

Hmm,

I can't get the stream to look good.

It's like all choppy, the playback.

Oh,

because it was minimized on my bag strap, I think it It's fine now.

Oh, it smells like sewage here.

Get a motorbike.

Yeah, it starts lagging when I accidentally minimize Streamlabs, but when Streamlabs is open, it's fine.

Wouldn't be a problem if I could minimize it.

I already lost 50% of my battery after just— how long have I streamed now? 1 hour. Oh, this is the most stress I've had in ages. Oh, I'm so stressed.

It's so stressful, guys.

I'm starting to feel a bit, bit more confident though.

Just need to figure out the setup.

Oh my God, I feel so anxious.

Another market.

Is everyone making eye contact with the camera?

Oh, what's that? What

was that sound? It was like

Where even am I? Doesn't look like Bangkok Central.

Oh my God, I'm going in the wrong way.

I

need to go that way.

Oh, it's lagging again

because my shoulder accidentally presses the screen. And then it closes the app.

I think the motorbikes with the orange jackets, they are like taxis.

I'm going west, I should be going south.

Where are the ladyboys?

Which way

do

you want to get a tuk-tuk?

We could get a tuk-tuk, but they're really expensive. They're just for tourists.

I took a tuk-tuk before, cost about—

it costs like 200 baht just to get a 10-minute ride. In a taxi, it'll cost like 40 baht.

They just overcharged for tourists. I don't see the point of tuk-tuks when you can just get a taxi.

I don't know where to go.

I mean, I could get a tuk-tuk.

Could be fun.

What's wrong with your hand? But don't like my hand. Oh, look, it's a cat

in a basket.

Oh, it smells like fish here.

Smells so bad here.

Am I gonna get copyright struck?

Why are there markets everywhere? Oh, this market.

Oh, is that a chicken?

Street market in Bangkok.

I'll just use myself this thing.

It's a chicken feet.

This is good, uh, street market footage for my street market channel. The problem is I'm walking too fast.

Who'd be interested in watching this? You said on Discord you're meeting a ladyboy. Well, if I find a ladyboy, then

Like raw chicken and fish here.

Oh, those hats. Yeah, bamboo hats. Oh, I think it's like a basket.

I wonder how obvious it is I'm filming.

I guess it's pretty obvious.

I can't tell which tuk-tuk is actually a tuk-tuk or if it's just some guy doing his shopping.

I'm back here again.

I got stabilization, it should be turned on. I'm just not holding the phone very stably.

I can't tell if they're actually,

actually working or if they're just sitting in the tuk-tuks.

The drivers are just sitting in the back reading the newspaper.

And then where should I ask them to take me?

Very weird country

because I'm already in Bangkok. I can't ask them to take me to Bangkok.

Um, go to the

red light district.

Is that Nana Plaza? I heard that is the red light district. Who's that man?

I am— I'm 42 minutes away from Nana Plaza by car. It's pretty far away.

I

think I need to walk this way to get to the city center.

$2 if I meet your ladyboy. Only $2, it's not much.

Now these people just sit on the side of the street all day.

Don't they have anything else to do, like play Rainbow Six?

I'm gonna get so sunburnt. Sunburn from this.

Excuse me.

Yeah, I can see all the big buildings in that direction,

so we just gotta walk. For 1 hour.

No, Super Meow, don't leave.

I'll be sad.

What do you mean I'm testing the rating? What does that mean?

Oh my God, it's so hot. It's not really hot, it's just like the sunlight, the direct sunbeams are very strong. Oh wow, thanks! Domo

arigato!

I made back the money I lost on the train to get here now, so at least I didn't waste my time.

Going into Bangkok. I don't know if I get into a taxi and I say, can you take me to Bangkok? And then he goes, you're already in Bangkok.

There's a lot more motorbikes here in this area. I feel like the more poor— the poorer the area is, the more motorbikes there are. This definitely feels like

a more poverty-stricken area.

It's funny because in Tokyo and Japan you never see any motorbikes, it's all just cars.

What's that place?

Can I zoom?

There's like creepy Bugs Bunny and bears hanging from the ceiling.

Why are these pavements so high?

These pavement curbs are so high.

Oh yeah, my hands have gotten a lot better. I put this antifungal cream onto it, which also has corticosteroids, and my hand's healing. It's just still a bit red from the, the pox.

The hand pucks.

Wait, why is there a message?

My own name pops up in the chat in big red letters even though I sent that message an hour ago.

No ladyboys? Well, I'm trying to find some.

But I don't think they hang out in this part of town.

I should have gotten off at a different station actually. I didn't think this station would be so far away. Where the hell is Bangkok?

Look at the buses here. Don't you think the buses look really weird here? The tires are massive. They're like monster truck wheels on the bus. Why are they so big?

I think it's in case there's flooding, then the engine doesn't get ruined, but they still look kind of weird.

Oh, I've been reading chat from like an hour hour ago, not the chat that's coming up now.

Go to Soi 4. Why are the streets here called soi? Kind of weird, isn't it? Let me try and find out where the city center is.

Oh my God, it's like an hour away walking.

Um, maybe I will just get a tuk-tuk. It's just I'm scared

they might rip me off. Also, isn't it like an, an hour, like 40 minutes drive? I don't want to be in a tuk-tuk for 40 minutes.

I need to go that way.

I'm going west, I should be going south.

I don't want to accidentally walk into to like the ghetto part of the city.

Take a motorcycle taxi. No, we got a motorbike in Vietnam. My girlfriend and rode it, and I sat on the back, and it was so horrible. I hated it. I felt so sick.

Maybe if I stand by the side of the road, someone will stop for me.

Um, Nana Plaza.

Yeah, half an hour by car.

Do you want to sit in a car for half an hour? I won't be able to talk.

know where to go.

Um,

I tried getting a Grab. Maybe I can get a Grab. I tried getting a Grab before I started the stream and they wanted me to wait 30 minutes.

Let me try and get a Grab, see if I have to wait very long.

Oh, it says no waiting.

188 baht. I don't know if that's expensive.

188 baht is like $5.

Is the RLD even pumping up? What is RLD?

I think we just keep walking.

Oh, maybe I'll get my selfie stick out.

Red light district. Oh yeah, the red light district's been closed now anyway.

Bit early for the red light district.

If I go there at night, they'll keep trying to get me to come in to have sex, and my girlfriend would not like that.

Do I know how long I'm staying?

Do you mean how long am I streaming? Um, the timer says 5 hours, then I've got to go home before my girlfriend comes back.

I don't get this taxi.

I find getting a taxi very scary.

So many taxis. How do I get one?

I feel like I'm going in the opposite direction. Where the hell am I going?

Oh,

that way. And then this road bends to the left.

Yeah, I guess we can just walk aimlessly. That's also

fun.

Who else likes to walk aimlessly? I wonder how much it costs to get a motorbike.

I feel like I'd crash it. My legs are too skinny to hold it up.

Okay, I feel

bit more comfortable now.

I felt like I was going to end the stream in the first half hour because I was freaking out. Don't feel so bad. Although there's a monk.

I keep tripping over on the pavement, so uneven.

Oh, what's this?

It's a temple.

Where am I? Why is there a temple here?

Oh, it's a Buddhist temple for funeral services.

I don't really want to go into a temple.

They're just a bit boring.

How long do I plan to stay in Bangkok? Uh, 2 months. I've got 45 days, but I can extend it by another 30 days, so legally I can stay for 2 months

and 2 weeks. 2, 2 months and a half.

I wanted to go to Japan to do IRL, but I don't think I can. It's too much hard work. I have no idea how Ice does this all day long.

Well, he gets a lot of money from it. If I was getting thousands of dollars, then yeah, I'd also be more motivated to do it.

But I can't be very entertaining like he is because I'm too scared of everything.

Getting hungry now.

You end up burning a lot of calories doing this, and also you need a lot of drinks.

End up spending money.

So this road bends to the left and then we just walk southwards for 1 hour. Uh, getting back home is going to be a pain. Either I spend nearly 7 or $8 for a taxi back, or I go back on the train, which would take me like an hour plus multiple changes.

I don't live in the center of Bangkok anymore, I live on the outskirts, so it's not very easy to get into Bangkok.

I'm gonna have to plug in my battery charger soon. 60%, 1 hour 20 minutes and I used 40% battery.

Yeah, my girlfriend stays with me. We live together.

She was crying the other day because she wanted me to pay her £200 to fix her car. Her car broke down and then the repairs cost about £700. She said she only had

500. And then I said to her, I can't pay because I already paid a lot for the rent and the food and Vietnam. And then she started crying, said, you don't love me, I thought you would help me.

And then I said to her, are you gonna pay me back if I lend you £200? She said yes. But then we stopped talking talking about it, and she didn't ask me for the money, so I'm guessing she's gonna find another way to get the money.

I really don't have to pay for car repairs as well as everything else. I'm already paying for the petrol, the food, the rent, trip to Vietnam.

I pay for basically almost everything, and then on top of that, I don't want to pay for car repairs.

She said she doesn't want to ask her mum because she's embarrassed.

I don't know how someone can not have any money.

No savings, nothing. You must have savings when you're like 36 years old.

How do you not have any savings?

Oh, thanks, Fishy Do. I'm trying not to pay it, but she keeps crying and saying that I don't love her. It's kind of annoying.

So she got the train to work today because I won't pay for her car repairs.

£700 to repair her old car.

She said she wants to sell the car and buy a new one. I said, how are you going to afford to buy a new car? You can't even afford to repair your current car.

She seems to be very bad with money.

She bought a house for like 40,000 £100,000 and borrowed loads of money from her mum, her ex-boyfriend, her cousin,

and now she's got no money because she spent it all on this house that she doesn't want to live in.

She said wait until next year. She said next year I'll have money because I'll be renting out the place. Okay, last year you said after December you'd have money.

And now it's after December and she's still got no money.

And now she's saying wait until next year, then I'll have rental income.

It's always something, isn't it? I'll wait till next year and then she's still got no money, probably because she blew it all on repairs for the house. If you had 40 grand, would you buy a house to rent it out? Just seems like so much work. Why don't you just put it into the stock market, get dividends?

Look at the dead—

she, she doesn't want to live in the house because, I don't know, the first week I was going to live with her in the house, but then she said her mom was upset,

saying that her mom paid a lot of money for the house and she was not happy with us living together. But now I don't know if the mom likes me now or doesn't like me still. I think the mom's okay with me now, but she's probably disappointed that I'm not Thai.

And also that the crazy ex lives in that area. It's a very small town, it's not very big. Most of the towns outside of Bangkok are not very big, and he, he works around there too. So I wouldn't really feel very comfortable living so close to a guy who tried to kidnap me in his fucking car. What

psycho. Can you imagine how psychotic you have to be to go to your ex's house and then try and take her new boyfriend in your car and then drive him to the airport and threaten him with violence? That's just completely batshit crazy.

And to think this guy is selling medicine to the, the public. He's completely nuts and people say I'm crazy. Where the fuck am I?

I will go down this shady alleyway.

There's no main— oh, there is a main road if I keep going this way. iPhone battery's dying.

Oh my God, why these batteries die so quick?

These ladyboys.

If I go this way, we get back to the main road. I thought the small roads would be quieter than the main road, but it's not really. Still braking

loud. Uh, get back to the main road and then we'll just walk south.

How about there?

Okay, my confidence has definitely gone up. I'm now shouting very loudly.

Ladyboy.

It's weird how confidence works, isn't it? An hour ago I was pissing my pants.

Now I've got my selfie stick out talking to myself. You've got to get into the zone. I think you're like snap out of NPC mode and then snap into stream mode. It's very psychologically challenging. I think I go this way.

How do I cross the road?

I don't think it's like in Vietnam where I just walk into traffic.

Look how sweaty I am.

How do I cross? I think I just walk into traffic.

Crossing the road in Vietnam is really weird. No one stops for you. You just walk into the traffic and then they drive around you. In England, you'd never do that. You walk into traffic in England, you'll get beeped at and you have like an angry white man. Going, what the bloody hell, stupid foreigners walking into the road.

It's a very strange experience.

Can you show us your hands? Okay, they don't look as bad as they looked. They're still a bit flaky.

There are these Buddhist things everywhere.

In Vietnam, they didn't have any traffic lights where we went. There was a roundabout and all the cars, the motorbikes, just go onto the roundabout and then drive off it. And people are walking into the roundabout and

none of it is coordinated with lights or anything. It's just common sense. You just don't walk into— I mean, you don't just don't drive into people,

and then no one dies.

This is like a workshop area.

I walk so fast, I would make the worst street walking channel. You know those 4K street walking channels? I'd be like walking at 20 miles per hour. Video would end in 1 minute. Those 4K walker channels, they're like this, walking really slowly.

I want to walk quickly so I walk past people.

I think I, I walk very quickly because I'm nervous.

This is giving me vertigo. I'm trying to hold it stable, but not easy.

I don't get it, why is it shaky? I've got stabilization on.

I'm pretty sure it's on.

I think my steps are just very violent. I need to have softer steps.

Let

me check if it's on. Oh!

Sorry about the super close-up. I accidentally double-tapped the screen. Yeah, it says it's on.

Where am I now?

We're nearly at Din Dang Market. Why am I in Din Oh,

keep going this way and then we go back to those parks I went to last time I went streaming.

Is that a police car? I don't see many police here.

The police cars look kind of random here.

You don't see a lot of them around.

But you see different types of police cars. It's like they're not uniform in the cars. Get random Toyota pickups that have the police sign on it. It was black and white. I think they're Toyotas. Every car's here Toyota. That's a Toyota, Toyota, Toyota, Toyota. Must make so much money.

From all these Asian countries.

Toyota Corolla and Toyota Hilux, very popular here. Could go up there, investigate, get mugged.

Toyota Hilux. I've never seen a Hilux in England. I didn't even know Toyota did pickup trucks.

I read something like the American government banned Toyota Hiluxes because they wanted to give an advantage to Ford. Ford pickup trucks would, would sell less if people were buying Hiluxes.

I guess the American government want to give a boost to their own companies.

The Confederate flag? Where? I don't think I saw it.

It's funny because you don't see any European cars here. Are you You see a few Fords. You never see any Peugeots, Volvos. Don't see any Teslas.

You don't see any Volkswagen.

I read that tuk-tuks were made from abandoned army jeeps. Or is that Philippines?

The cars in Japan look weird, don't they? They always have those very boxy looking square cars, although it's really

Tiny trucks in Japan. Like, they look like Lego trucks, like toys.

I hope this stream hasn't been demonetized from the ladyboy title.

And they're selling lottery tickets. I don't know why they sell lottery tickets on the street. We don't do that in England. You just go to a shop and you buy a lottery ticket.

In England, just go to a petrol station or a corner shop, but here they have like briefcases full of lottery tickets.

Where are the tourists? Oh, they'll be in the central Bangkok, which I'm heading to now.

There's no reason to come here as a tourist.

Also, a big difference is in Vietnam, people constantly kept coming up to me trying to sell me stuff, though in Thailand Thailand, no one comes up to me to make me buy stuff. I don't like Vietnam. I feel like the people there were very— they're too desperate, they're too aggressive trying to make me buy stuff. Me and

my girlfriend were walking down the street once in Vietnam. This guy selling coconuts started following us. He took out a coconut, started chopping Handed it to me.

So we had to pay for the coconut because he already chopped it. It's kind of annoying.

That would never happen in Japan.

I'm getting tired.

There we get a tuk-tuk.

We're nearly at Nana Plaza. It's like actually 56 minutes. It's still pretty far. 30 minutes.

I don't really want to sit in a tuk-tuk for 30 minutes.

I think 10 minutes would be fine just for the experience, but 30 minutes is long and they're really loud.

Why does it say 1 hour?

Oh look, they have these fancy vending machines here.

It's got like a big touchscreen on it.

Who's spamming in the chat? Stop that.

Clout chasing gay man.

I do not approve. How much exit? 40 baht. 40 baht is like £1.

I heard the price of eggs are really expensive now.

Anyone watch Ice Poseidon streams? You know that Japanese guy called Sho that follows him around? He made a YouTube channel and he was streaming too. He only got like 40 viewers.

Turns out sniping Ice for clout doesn't get you many

viewers. I'm interested to see how many viewers that suspenders guy gets without ice.

Are you just walking around or going somewhere? I'm going to Nana Plaza where I hear they have ladyboys.

Herbal massage, 400 baht.

Oh, I'm tired.

Have I been to the top of Mahanakhon? I don't think so. I don't even know what it is.

Oh, ow,

I just walked into that. What's that yellow? I just hit my head on it. I thought it was like a little

flag, like a piece of cloth. It's a big bit of plastic.

Is it like a dick? Yeah, like a big yellow plastic didgeridoo.

Drive me crazy if this was my life, sitting on the side of the street all day.

On the way back home, I'll show you the Skytrain. It's really nice. Most of the Skytrain was only recently finished in 2015 or '16, so they're very new stations and very modern.

I wonder if Vietnam will ever have a Skytrain. They really need to sort out the transport because all the mopeds just ruin the place. Look at the buses

here. I don't think the buses are really weird.

Look at them, they're like random slabs of metal bolted together and they have these massive wheels. They look so like they're made out of a scrapyard.

They look so weird.

Seen a bus like that. The buses were like train cars. Yeah. Oh look, this is a more modern looking bus. Those old buses, maybe they are actually old train carriages. They just got turned into a bus.

They look like monster trucks. Monster truck buses.

There it goes.

It's actually not too hot today. I can wear 2 layers. I went to the gym last weekend. My arms are still hurting, so I think I did a good workout. Oh my God,

are we going up there now?

I need to cross this massive road. I can start to see the Bangkok skyline.

Look how steep this is.

Did you see those steps?

Oh my God, I'm so tired.

Oh.

No one can hear me.

Oh look, there's Bangkok. You can see all the big buildings,

the streets of Bangkok.

Actually, there's big buildings there and there's big buildings there.

Oh look, there's the really tall building. I think it's called the Baiyoke Building Sky Tower.

I think it's one of the tallest buildings in Bangkok. Look at all these cables. Jesus Christ, look at that.

I think we're I'm gonna go that way. Yeah, that's where the action is happening. My God, look at these cables.

Dirty building. Yeah, love old ugly buildings. Asian cities are not exactly

aesthetically pleasing, are they?

They gotta knock down all this old stuff. Look at this, like concrete apartment blocks, but they're covered in black— I don't know, it's like black smeared all over it.

Asian cities are either very modern looking with lots of skyscrapers or they're really ugly looking with loads of concrete block buildings. There's no in-between.

At least in Europe, the cities look historical.

So I went to the gym last weekend and— excuse me.

I can do about 5 reps with the 12.5 kg. I do 5 reps on the 12.5 and then I do about 10 reps on the 10 kg and then I do about 5 or 10 reps with the 7.5. I work my way down from the heaviest.

And then I do some bench pressing with the machine. It's kind of like you sit down on it and then you push forwards and it lifts weights. I can do about, um, 50 kg. I do a few 50 kgs and then I peg it down to about 30, do about 20 reps.

My arms are killing me, so I think I did a good workout. The hell is this footpath so small?

Some of the roads don't have a footpath here in Bangkok, and they're like 8-lane roads, and the only way to walk along it is to go under the road. It's really sketchy.

No, I don't do squats. That's why when I went to the war tunnels, my legs were really painful for like a week, cuz you have to squat through the war tunnel.

Also, when that crazy ex was chasing me, I was carrying 15 kg in my backpack and I was trying to sprint. My legs was just destroyed for the next week. I really need to work on my thigh muscles, I think, because every time I need to use my thigh muscles, I end up pulling all the muscles for

over a week, and then I don't use them again for months, and then all the muscle I gained disappears.

Then I've got to rebuild it again. Someone crashed here, look.

Jesus.

I do bicep curl reps, bicep curls, and then I lift the dumbbell over my head, do overhead curls. I don't know what it's called, overhead lifts.

And then I do— I kind of do shadow boxing whilst holding the 5 kg dumbbells. So I just extend my arm outwards and backwards until I get too tired.

How does the city smell like? Smells like sewage here. I think because I'm walking over these drain covers, it smells really bad.

Do warm-up sets. I don't know if it's a bad idea to start off with the heavy weights and go down, or start off with the light weights and go up, because I think if I start with the light weights, I'll run out of energy to be able to do the heavy weights. Going to get hit by a

car. Uh, no, I'm on the footpath.

See,

my hand's getting so sweaty now holding this selfie stick. Look at that.

My theory is I got some kind of yeast infection on my hands because when I think about it, the only thing that changed when I moved to of Thailand was I became sexually active

and I was getting a bit of itchy dick.

And I think when I finger her, the vaginal juice gets on my fingers, and I, I don't usually wash my hands after sex cuz that's not what I usually do. So I think the rash started because of her vaginal juice, cuz you got a finger to make sure it's wet before you put it in, don't you? Can't

just stick it in dry.

So now I have to wash my hands after sex cuz I'm scared I'm going to reinfect my fingers again.

I swear, when I'm single and I'm not having sex, I don't have any problems like itchy dick, weird rashes. It's only when I become sexually active I get these weird skin problems.

I had it with Chihiro as well,

really bad dick cheese.

It's gross you don't wash your hands. I only wash my hands if I have a poo,

otherwise I don't see a reason to wash them. But if there's candida fungal spores in her vaginal juice, then yeah, I guess I should be washing my hands.

Good job I don't, I don't use my tongue. Imagine I got it all over my face.

Sometimes

being an incel is actually better than getting laid. You don't, you don't have to worry about this.

I guess I have to walk on the road.

Shabadoo. She's not a random girl, she's my girlfriend. Been dating her for 4 months now. Well, nearly 4 months. Oh look, it's another police car, but it looks completely different to the other one we just saw. Wait, do I go down there or do I go up here? I guess I go down here. This looks kind of

shady. I don't like these weird little back alley things. What if I get robbed?

Uh, looks kind of safe, I guess. Uh, look at this water.

Are these the slums of Bangkok? Is this like a slum area? But how do I get past this massive— uh, why? Where's this road taking? Oh my God, look at this!

That looks weird. Well, I guess it's safe. This is weird. I can't walk on the road, can I? This guy's going down here.

Imagine living here. Jesus Christ, the rent must be like $20 a month.

I bet the food here is really cheap, like 20 baht.

Look, they even ride motorbikes down here.

What is that? Oh, dogs. I'm scared of dogs.

I think this motorbike guy is waiting for me. Is he waiting? Oh, it's a girl.

Tight squeeze.

These are people's homes. Hello, hello, little boy. My name is Daniel. I'm from England.

How do I get out of here? Oh my God,

some motorbike.

They don't even say thank you here.

How do I get out of this place? I'm scared.

Try not to make eye contact. I'm hoping this alleyway takes me back to the main road.

Looks like me in 50 years' time. Jesus, did you see how skinny he was?

Is he following me here?

There's a boy lying on the floor. He had, he had like a window open.

Why do they have chickens here?

I would like to get out of the weird slum area. I'm so clipping this and putting on That's my second channel, Slums of Bangkok.

I hate

those stupid little dogs. Those little dogs are the worst.

Oh, this is going to make a great second channel video. Got to clip this. Wow, that was a nice little side quest, side adventure. That was pretty interesting. A bit scary though. People live here.

Whoa.

Um, how do I get out of this place? I'm guessing it ramps up back up to the road.

What if it's a dead end?

Oh, this looks like a promising route or route.

People without money live like that.

What about dead YouTube channels?

Look, is that a bird?

Um, I seem to be lost.

Um, maybe I should pass.

Someone.

How do I go there? I want to go to Bangkok.

Yeah, yes. No, no, you don't— okay,

um, I go this way or that way?

That way? Yes. Okay, thank you. Okay.

Yes.

Okay.

I feel like

She's escorting me out of here.

Maybe she's just going the same way.

I thought she's talking to me.

This way? Okay.

Okay, she's telling me to keep going. Where the hell am I going?

I thought I could go over the river and I'm going, I'm going east.

Wow, I had one human interaction. Should have given her khob khun krab. It means thank you. I don't know if it's krab or is it krub or is it crap. Oh, why can't a big girl just say khob khun ka? So much easier. I guess they know what thank you means. Oh my God.

Oh my God, don't show fear, don't show fear, don't show fear, don't show fear.

Hate dogs.

Oh my God. I thought it was chasing me. Oh, dogs are terrible. Scare the crap out of me. All it would have to do is bite my ankle and then I'm done. Rabies infection. Oh my fucking God, the fuck is that? There's a freaking dinosaur!

Oh my God, oh my God, it's eating like a massive Jesus Christ, it's a freaking dinosaur!

It's freaking huge!

Oh my God, there's one over there too! Oh my God, what the—

what the hell is that?

They're like weird lizards.

Jesus Christ, the size of that thing! Oh my God, there's one there!

Oh, oh, fucking hell!

Oh my God,

it's huge! It's like the size of a dog.

Wait, let me flip the camera.

That is

huge.

Oh my God, it's moving! Jesus Christ, it's going under the car, I think. I think it's fine. I'm just walking.

Oh my, it's like a freaking crocodile.

How do they just let those roam around? It was huge. The other one was massive. It was eating like a, a dead badger or something.

What are they? Oh, why did I come here?

I'm supposed to be in Bangkok.

Modern city.

The hell is this?

This place is creepy as fuck.

Komodos.

Komodo dragon.

And they say the dinosaurs went extinct. I wish. All the creepy animals we have today descend from dinosaurs. Snakes, crocodiles,

uh, birds.

Oh my God, I thought that was one. It's a piece of plastic.

How do they just let them roam around? Pickup truck coming up behind me.

Oh,

I'm Safe. Finally back to the road. That was weird.

Some good footage though. Put that on the second channel. Actually, I might put it on the main channel. I feel like that was good main channel content, apart from the shakiness.

The mark.

Do you see what I'm saying? Sometimes these big roads, there's nowhere to walk, so you gotta go down under,

and then you get all these slum-looking areas.

Where am I now?

Uh, how do I cross over?

Oh, the dog! Oh, it's a golden retriever. They're usually nice dogs. So stupid little yappy tiny dogs I hate. It's always the tiny dogs that start yapping at you. Golden retrievers are usually quite friendly doggos.

I'm gonna get sunburnt. Look how hot it is.

Yeah, Thailand hates pedestrians.

Everyone just drives. Imagine walking like a peasant. That dragon lizard was so scary. It was huge. It was eating like a dead cat or like a massive dead badger thing.

I swear it was like a scene out of Jurassic Park.

It slowly turned its head and looked right at me. It was so weird.

I'll be scared.

Oh, look at this cable,

not very safe. Wow, look at Look at this gate. This is so abandoned. What is this? Look at this. How is this the entrance to this big building?

This place is funny.

I

want to go to Bangkok. How can I go to Bangkok?

I need to plug my battery charger in. I don't really want to do it by the side of the road.

Oh, taxi.

I need a drink so bad.

I think I'm nearly there. I need to cross over somehow. How do I cross over this?

We're going to Dindeng.

This is kind of like when Tobitsushinchi is. Tobitsushinchi was under these, um, train lines, these big concrete bridges. So it's like you're going under these bridges to look for prostitutes. This area reminds me a bit of it.

Who's beeping?

Uh, I want to go to Nana Plaza. Nana Plaza. Uh, how much? 80 baht. 80? Yeah. How many minutes? Uh, 7, uh, 8 minutes. 8? Uh, okay.

Yeah, I put my phone Here. It's safe.

Okay, I'm ready.

Here. Okay,

very quick.

Thank you, thank you. Very scary.

100. I give you 100. Yeah, thank you.

I gave him 20 tips. Oh my God, that

was scary.

I thought I was going to drop my phone. There's loads of white people here.

So this is where the ladyboys are. Okay, I need to plug in my chargers.

Oh my God, my hands are sweating. I never rode so fast on the back of a motorway before.

Wow, look how many white people.

What, they have Hooters here? I thought Hooters was That American thing

with the big boob women.

Where can I get a drink?

Maybe I'll go to that place where all the white people are. Oh, I'm shaking. I swear we were going like 50 miles per hour. We're going like 60 miles per hour on that scooter.

I don't know if the footage was good because it was just like the back of the guy. I was scared my phone was gonna fall out. My phone was wobbling, it's like it was gonna fall out.

Oh, my hands are shaking. That motorbike ride, Jesus Christ. It cost me 80 baht, but I gave him 100 because I'm nice.

How much is 100 baht? It's like £2. That's not bad.

£2.50.

Um, I don't want to walk out of it. Where's the entrance of it? Is this it? Just this street? Maybe there's more down here. Oh, such a headache. I was gripping onto the back of that scooter So hot.

It's funny, white people come here and they just sit here drinking.

They got nothing else to do, I guess. You're retired, you got money, what else are you going to do?

Get a beer root.

So where are the ladyboys at?

How I got handpox fingering too many bum holes. Is that a ladyboy?

If he looked like that, I wouldn't be complaining.

Hmm, I want to get a drink.

Go back to where he dropped you off. Why is that? Where they— this is like a nice place.

Uh, it's got music.

to go somewhere where there's music.

I think they see I'm filming, they don't talk to me.

Usually they would ask if I want a massage.

Yeah, I feel like I've just walked out of Nana Plaza. I think I have to go back.

Nana Plaza is where he dropped you off. Oh, where am I going now? Get another motorbike back there. I see a 7-Eleven. Or should I go into like a restaurant place? Maybe I'll cross the street.

That umbrella music's playing. Isn't it Rihanna? That's definitely copyrighted.

Okay, I'll go back the other way.

I feel a bit nervous now because people— there's more white people here. Understand what I'm saying.

Was the view good on the motorbike? I hope I got some good footage. I hope it's not just the back of the driver. It was angled slightly to the right, so I think you could see a bit of the action.

This place has no music. The Cannabis Club, what's that?

Uh, they're playing music everywhere. This place smells like weed.

Smells like weed here.

No, I don't know what they sell. I'm just muted.

The, uh, music.

I heard Ice got one of his streams taken down because there was music playing in it.

This place is nice. Fitzgerald.

I think it's a bar.

I keep tripping over— it's a giant sign saying Nana Plaza.

It was on YouTube.

I don't know if they sell— maybe just get orange juice.

Do you sell orange juice? Orange juice? Um, a big one.

I thought I'd pay at the bar. I don't understand how a bar works.

Where should I sit?

I want to sit outside.

That's it. Actually, I'll take it here. Uh, how much? 100 baht, please. 100?

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Oh, same here.

100 baht for a glass of orange juice. I think I got ripped off.

That's £2.50 for this. Get a whole bottle.

Plug my batteries in.