I Got SCAMMED

Why does nothing go right in this trip so

far?

So I've been in Manchester now for nearly

2 weeks and nothing has really happened.

There's been no action, so I thought maybe

it's about time to buy some action.

So I Googled how to buy cheesecake online

and I found some websites and I messaged

some sellers,

and there's like this

recurring theme that keeps happening.

They keep asking for bank transfers. They

keep saying, oh, you have to pay us half

of the money via bank transfer and then

pay the rest when I'm there. So I

instantly thought, wow, that sounds like a

scam. I'm not gonna bank transfer my money

to you. You might just take the money and

then never come. So I waited a few hours

and I thought, well, I do kind of want

some cheesecake and it's only £50 that

they want. It's not like a huge amount of

money. I guess I'll risk it. I'll gamble

it. So I bank transferred the £50 and then

she was like, oh, I'll be there in 15

minutes. Oh, I'm nearly there. I'm 2

minutes away. Oh, I'm outside the

building. So I look out the window,

no one's there, and then she starts

messaging me saying, oh, we need you to

send the remaining £70-80 to, uh,

complete the payment. I said, what? You

said I only had to pay half and then I

have to pay the other half when you come

here. And then she kept saying, no, no,

no, you have to pay the rest now. So I was

like, screw this, I'm not sending you the

rest of the money because you're just

going to take the money and then you're

going to ghost me. So I, I just kind of

gave up at that point and I thought, oh

well, they got me. And she kept spamming

me messages saying, oh please baby, give

me the rest of the money, I'm waiting

outside. I just ignored

her and I said, fine, well done, keep the

money. So I messaged a different one

thinking surely the same thing can't

happen again.

And I messaged her and I chatted to her a

bit and I thought, well, she sounds kind

of real maybe. And then she asked for a

bank transfer again, same as before.

I managed to negotiate it down to £30

because I told her I just got scammed, I

don't want to get scammed again. And then

they agreed to a £30 bank transfer. So I

transferred them £30, and then guess what?

Same thing happened. I waited half an hour

and she was like, I'll be there in 20

minutes, baby.

And then I just sat at the window for like

40 minutes waiting. No one came, and then

she ghosted me. Yeah, she— probably a guy

from the Middle East. So that's how I got

scammed £80 out of my hard-earned YouTube

money. And then I messaged a different

person, and this time they actually came

because I was standing there. They said,

we're in the silver car, and I saw a

silver car pull up and I could see someone

on the phone, but they wanted me to come

down to to the car and pay the

money at the car. And I thought, that's

weird. Why do you want me to come to the

car? Why can't you just come straight up

and then I'll pay you here? They kept

saying, no, you have to come to the car.

I said, why? And they wouldn't say why.

And I thought, maybe they're going to make

me pay at the car and then just drive off,

or they're gonna beat me up or something

and then rob me, or I don't know, or make

me pay double. So I just said, sorry, I

can't go down. And then they drove off.

So I ended up not getting any cheesecake,

and then I lost £80 for nothing.

What a stupid city. Why do they do

Never had this happen in any other

country. Every other country, you know,

you just message them and say, hey, I want

some cheesecake, can you come? They say

yes, they come to the room, you pay the

money. You get the cheesecake and that's

it. Easy. Germany, Korea, Japan.

And then I try and do it here and then

it's stupid scammers.

So I don't know which is like a legitimate

service to use because apparently those

WhatsApp numbers are all scammers. As they

always say, oh, you have to send me bank

As soon as they say that, it's a scam.

Oh my God, I thought it was, it was worth

trying just in case it wasn't a scam.

They keep saying, oh, we need guarantee

because people waste our time and then we

go all the way there and we don't get

anything, so we need to send bank

So I don't know what I'm

gonna do now. I got ghosted by the person

I was supposed to come here to meet. I

can't get any matches on Tinder. I can't

even buy cheesecake online. I'm gonna die

a virgin. This is why

England sucks.

Look at this stupid plastic money.

It's so hard to get some action in

England, isn't it? Why is it so difficult?

Japan has a whole Cheesecake District

that you can just stroll down and they

don't scam you. They even give you a

lollipop and tea.

England is so shady.

England's just like scam central.

Maybe someone knows some non-scammers.

Maybe it's the price, like the ones that

say 120 or 130 are definitely scams

because that's Kind of cheap, isn't it?

Usually they're at least 200.

Oh, thank you, Rio Chan, very generous.

What do you mean finally caught you

streaming? I've been streaming like every

day. Well, on Twitch.

Twitch is annoying. I got another 1-day

ban on Twitch because stupid people kept

saying inappropriate things in the chat

and I wasn't moderating it. So I get a

bloody ban because people are being twats

in the chat. It's my second one-day ban

now because of idiots in the chat, not

because of something I did.

How's Manchester? It's kind of boring so

far. Oh yeah, another thing I've noticed,

some people keep saying I'm pronouncing

Manchester as Manchester, which is a load

of bollocks. How am I saying Manchester?

I'm saying Manchester. Are they trolling

or are they deaf or are they American?

They're saying, why is Daniel pronouncing

it as Manchester?

I'm not. I'm saying Manchester.

I don't know why people keep nitpicking my

pronunciation and then that doesn't even

make any sense what they're saying. I've

never ever said Manchester.

Fuck are they talking about? Is it like

American ears that don't understand the

difference between ah and eh?

So weird. It doesn't— to me it doesn't

sound anything like Manchester. I'm

clearly saying Manchester.

Does it matter? Yeah, it pisses me off

when people keep having a go at my

pronunciation when they're wrong.

I'm not saying Manchester at all,

idiots. And then

they keep whining when I pronounce it as

Mario. Yeah, in England it's called Mario.

Super Mario. No one says Mario. If you

said Mario here, they'd look at you and

say, the hell are you saying? The hell is

Mario? No one says Mario in England.

The only place they say Mario is in

America. Even in Japanese, it's Mario. In

Italy, it's Mario. No one in

the world says Mario apart from bloody

Americans, and then they think everyone

else is supposed to pronounce it that way.

No, that's how you pronounce it in

America. The rest of the world,

we say Mario and we say pasta and

we say herb because it's got a fucking H

in it. Stupid Americans.

It just takes the piss that Americans

always going, oh, you're pronouncing it

wrong, when it's literally America the

only country that's pronouncing everything

differently to all of the other fucking

English countries, English-speaking

countries. I think

they invented the bloody language. Fuck

up. Mario. Super Mario sounds so stupid.

It's Mario. Mario.

Ask any Italian and they will agree with

If you're going to watch a British

YouTuber Stop going on about how I

pronounce things differently. Obviously

British people pronounce things

differently to Americans because it's a

different country. If you don't like that,

then don't watch a British YouTuber.

Watch American ones who pronounce things

the way you do, idiot.

God, non-stop in the bloody chat, people

going on and on about the way I pronounce

things. Pissing me off.

Yeah, people in different parts of the

world pronounce things differently.

Duh.

Imagine if everyone in the whole world

pronounced everything in the exact same

way. It's just logistically impossible.

It's called regional dialect.

Jesus. Anyway, yeah, I got scammed by

bloody hookers.

Took my money. So I'm gonna phone the bank

tomorrow because they're closed on Sunday,

see if I can get my money back. Maybe I

can. Usually banks can do a reversal,

can't they? I got a reversal before when

SoftBank charged me. I phoned up my bank

and I got them to reverse it, and then

SoftBank blocked my number. Yeah, screw

you, SoftBank. Don't need you anymore.

My hand keeps sweating.

Oh, so boring, this bloody place. Don't

know what to do. It's so hot outside,

it's like 30 degrees Celsius.

I don't know how people are going outside,

I'm just melting in here. Look at the sky,

not a single cloud. People are brave

to go outside, aren't they?

It's so hot, I hate it. Next week

it's raining Saturday, but I think most of

next week it's gonna be around the same

temperature but slightly cooler with

clouds. Should be better. I can't stand

July. July is my worst month ever. I don't

want to go out. Even if there were girls

to meet, I don't— I wouldn't want to

because I can't wear my, my outfit.

There's no way I can wear the hoodie and

my layers. I'd have to go out like this

and look like a stupid idiot. Oh,

thank you, Gary. See, it's Gary, not Gari.

Don't have much, but have. Please take.

Thanks very much.

Gario. Oh, my hand keeps sweating. Stupid

wet hand. See how hot

it is? My hands just like non-stop

sweating. Getting a rash

as well. Look at that.

Flaky, flaky and scaly. I get this flaky,

scaly rash on my palm when I get hot.

I don't know why. I think it's because

when I get hot— maybe it's something else.

Look at

these people outside. How are they not

melting? Even if you wear shirts

and shorts, shirts and shorts, you're

still gonna melt. The sun is just blazing

down. See these bald people walking

around? I hope they're wearing sun cream.

They're gonna get some skin cancer if they

aren't. Imagine being bald

and it's really hot. Do you have to— do

people apply sun cream to the top of their

head? That must be annoying.

Yeah, apparently there's like a heat wave

because of the climate system is kind of

messed up right now because of climate

change, global warming.

The, um, the heat climate can't move as it

usually does because it's stuck.

Apparently Germany's flooded as well.

That area where the Germany girl was from

flooded That's called karma for

ghosting me. That West Rhine— West

Rhine-Pfalz— I can't remember

what it's called. West Rhine-Pfalz.

That was where she came from. Not doxxing,

it's just a big area in Germany.

Rest Wine Philadelphia. Fuck, I can't

remember the name of the place.

Philadelphia. That's not it.

Okay, so my plans for next week.

Hopefully my apartment application gets

approved. I pay the money. They give me

the keys. I move in. And then I've got a

place to live.

Yeah, Westphalia, that's the one. Got

flooded, didn't it? Yeah, well, it

shouldn't have came to my hotel and didn't

give me cheesecake.

What did I do?

Turkish girl said Daniel stinks.

Doesn't smell too bad right now. Depends

what I eat, but my armpits do smell.

It's not too bad today. Do you want to

smell? Look at that armpit sweat

glistening. My armpit is so sweaty today

and I didn't have a shower. Look at that,

that's armpit water, armpit juice.

I could put it in a jar and sell it.

Pungent.

Face reveal. I look so greasy and sweaty,

but here I am.

Oh, I look terrible. Don't screenshot.

Scamchester. Yeah, maybe the one who came

in the car was not a scam, and maybe all I

had to do was go down. But then what do I

do? Approach the car and go, hello?

What if they make me pay cash at the car?

I asked them, are we going to do it in the

car? And she said no. She wouldn't say why

I have to come down to the car. I don't

want to go all the way down. Can't you

just ring my doorbell and come up? Then

I'll give you the bloody money. Got it

right here. It's not hard. I said

no, I don't want to go outside, and then

they just drove off.

Idiots don't

understand the system that they have here.

Damn, it's hot.

Yeah, I feel a bit vulnerable just going

out onto the street in the middle of the

night. No one's around.

I should have asked, do I pay at the car?

Are we gonna do it in the car?

Chargeback? Yeah, I'll phone the bank

tomorrow, see if I can get my money back.

His life has amounted to nothing since his

marriage. Yeah, I guess so.

Don't really feel like I made the best

decisions over the past few years. Life

definitely was better, cheaper, and easier

in Japan.

Can't really say this is amazing

life right now.

Mmm, that smells good.

Smells like fish and chips.

Go back to Japan. I can't, the stupid

borders are still closed.

I'm interested in going to Berlin or

Greece, but not now. It's way too hot.

Definitely don't want to go to Greece in

July. When does Greece get colder?

I'll probably look at traveling to Europe

maybe in autumn after I've gotten my new

apartment and I've settled in for a few

months. I could take a a couple weeks

vacation and then come back to my

apartment. It's not really expensive to go

to Europe if you're just going a couple

weeks. I don't need to move to Europe. I

can get an apartment here and then still

go on holiday, can't I?

Unreal Man made another video. Can't that

guy shut the fuck up complaining about

everything I do? So annoying.

It's like, oh, Daniel did this, Daniel did

that,

with his critical analysis of my

decisions. Can't he do something useful

with his life? Fucking idiot.

Talk about obsessed. Non-stop making

videos about me for years, even after

my channel died and no one cares anymore.

He's still making videos.

Shows you got clout. Yeah,

unfortunately I don't really care when

some tiny insignificant channel is making

nonstop videos whinging about me.

Doesn't really help my, my channel.

If it's like a big million channel

subscribe channel, then that'll be nice.

There's this other guy who keeps making

videos about me too. This bald guy from

Canada keeps putting me in his thumbnails.

Fucking annoying.

All these people, fucking annoying,

aren't they?

Is it true TechLead is scamming his

viewers with his coin? I feel like a lot

of these influencers are making coins now.

Even Ice Poseidon apparently is scamming

his viewers. Is it a scam? So people

should kind of expect— know what to expect

when they buy a crypto. Obviously, if

you're the last one buying, then you're

the one who's going to end up holding

bags. It's like a big game of musical

chairs. If you're the last one who buys

it, then the price is not going to go up

anymore, and then you're going to lose

money. So it literally is a pyramid

scheme. It's funny because everyone was

accusing Ice of running a Ponzi scheme a

couple years ago, and now he literally is

running a CX coin Ponzi scheme.

I wouldn't touch it. It just seems stupid.

But if he can make like a shit ton of

money, then good for him.

Apparently TechLead's coin is worth like

$10 million market cap now.

Apparently you can pay people on Fiverr to

make you a token or a coin. They just copy

and paste the previous stuff like

Ethereum. They can just copy and paste it

and slap a new name on it and make it your

own coin. This is like another— the new

scam thing that YouTubers are doing now.

Before, it used to be loot boxes, wasn't

it? RiceGum and them lot were promoting

loot boxes and gambling websites to their

viewers, pretending they're winning loads

of stuff when they're actually invested

in it, like they're part of it.

So that'll get exposed. No one gave a

crap. You know, RiceGum still gets like

20K viewers when he streams on Twitch.

They all still love him. Now the next new

thing they're all doing now is stupid

crypto scams. Then what next? Remember

BetterHelp? BetterHelp scam? They were

promoting that website for therapists and

then it seemed like a lot of therapists

were not even licensed. So it's just one

scam after another, all these YouTubers.

And influencers. At least I don't scam

people, do I? Say what you want to say

about me, but I never promoted loot boxes.

I never said, guys, buy my coin.

I think I did promote BetterHelp though,

but they only paid me $200. I didn't

know it was a scam at the time. I don't

think it's a scam, it's just they've,

they've got un— licensed counselors.

That was the problem, wasn't it?

What should my coin be? Leech coin?

Maybe some people would buy it. I don't

think many would.

I don't have an easily manipulable

Manipulated— manip— what's the word? I

don't have an audience that's easy to

manipulate because my viewers aren't like

little kids. Most of them are adults.

Most of these big YouTubers, they've got a

huge audience of kids who are dumb and

stupid.

Not very marketable.

Damn, it's hot.

Where's my phone?

Yeah, so I've got apartment viewings

tomorrow and next day. Even though

I've started the application process for a

different one, decided to look at some

other ones just in case my application

doesn't go through. Who's that?

So I've got, um, a load of apartments I'm

considering. The main one I'm going for is

in this huge skyscraper on

the 30th+ floor or something, but the

problem is it's a bit small. It's like

this big, so half

the size of this place, so there's no

bedroom. There is a bed,

but the view is so amazing. Oh my God, I

can't wait to show you guys the view when

I move in. I can't wait to do livestreams

up there. Instead of just seeing like my

boring kitchen, you'll see this panoramic

view of Manchester. It's so good.

I don't care if like the apartment's

really tiny. It's like living on an

observation deck. And then the other

apartment I'm supposed to look at is It's

actually just next— it's actually that

building there, but it's on the ground

floor. But the ground floor living room

windows are above— they're quite

high up, so you'd have to be like 6 foot 5

to be able to peep into the ground floor

windows. But the bedroom is in a half

basement, so the window is like literally

on the pavement, which I don't like.

Seems weird. You've got your bedroom and

then you've got a window up here, and then

that's where people are walking. Really

weird. I don't know, I might just

not go to that viewing because I don't

think I'd take it anyway. I might just

ghost them. And then the other viewings we

see is the same skyscraper, uh, but the

apartment's slightly bigger, but then it's

slightly more expensive, and the view is

not as good because it's facing the

opposite direction.

So I don't know, I think the one I saw

last week is the best, even though it's

the smallest. But it would be nice. I

could get some— I get a beanbag, put it

next to the window, get a little low table

like this. I don't think

I need a lot of space.

I like the design and size of the current

place. Yeah, it's okay. The only problem

is it's really noisy when people open and

close doors because it's got this thing

here that slams the door when

you just release it. It slams it and the

whole My door shakes when other people

close their door. People don't close the

door, they just walk out. Well, I guess

they do because they have to lock it, but

they don't close the door quietly. They

let it slam every time.

And then the corridor door that goes to

lift slams, and no one closes it gently.

They just open it, they walk through it,

and they walk off like this, and then it

slowly closes, and then Boom, it slams.

It's really frustrating.

Why are people saying it's— I'm wasting my

money by moving out? For years, people

have nonstop been saying, why are you

living with your mom? You need your own

place. And then when I try and get my own

place, now you're saying I'm wasting my

money. Make up your minds.

How is it a waste of money? So All these

people living out here in Manchester,

they're also wasting the money because

they're living in their own place. They

should go back to their parents,

shouldn't they, according to your logic?

All these idiots living on their own in

apartments, why are they wasting their

money? Go back to your parents' house.

Look at these idiots living there.

Wasting the money on apartment. Why don't

they go back to their parents' house?

People say such stupid things. I've been

living in my parents' house my whole life.

It's not a waste of money, it's a

necessary use of money. It's like saying,

oh, you're wasting your money buying food.

No, you need to buy food. You need to have

a place to live. It's not waste. It's

called a necessary expenditure.

And then you say, oh, you don't actually

have to use that money because you could

live with your mum. Well, all these people

living in apartments don't have to pay for

their apartments. They could just go live

in the park. Why don't they live under the

bridge? That's free. Why are you wasting

money on an apartment?

Do you need to buy cheesecake? Well,

yeah, as a man in his prime, in his

adult life, uh, having cheesecake

is pretty important.

I mean, technically it's not necessary.

You won't die without it, but then you

wouldn't die without a lot of things. You

wouldn't die without having social

interactions. So why don't you just live

in a coffin under the ground?

A lot of things in life are not necessary,

but we want them, and it's our right

to try and take them.

Don't need phones, do you? Why don't you

get rid of your phone too if you're gonna

think like that? If I open

the door, it's too noisy. If I close it,

it's too hot. My 2 pet peeves: heat and

noise. I think I hate

the noise more. I think I can tolerate

heat more than I can tolerate noise.

So the good thing about my new apartment

is they said I can do a 6-month lease,

which is great. I don't really want to do

a 12-month because who knows what could

happen in 6 months. I could get married.

I might make dinner now. This smoked red

pepper sun-dried tomato— these sausages

are good because each sausage is 170

calories. Can you believe that? That's so

good because I'm struggling to get enough

calories. So that's 170 times

3, what's that? 77, 140.

Uh, 210. 510 calories

from 3 sausages. And then I've got some

chips, which probably 200 calories, so

that's like 700 calories. And then I've

got some bell peppers, these will

probably just be 100, so it's like 800

calories from one meal. Pretty good.

I made a new OnlyFans video, but I'm a bit

scared to upload it yet. I put that

sausage up my, you know what.

It felt pretty good actually, not gonna

lie. Just trying to think of the

timing. I want to upload it nearing when I

move out of this place, but then I have to

book a hotel. Stay in a few days before I

move into my new apartment. It's a bit

frustrating, all this.

Sausage broke in half inside and then I

had to squeeze it out. I was

gonna eat it, but then it was going kind

of gross, so I put it in the bin.

Where's my knife?

That video alone, I'm gonna set it for $40

each, and I reckon 10 people could buy

it. So that's like $400 just from that

video. OnlyFans is a gold mine, I'm

telling you. People will pay $30,

$50 for my premium video.

And then you only need about 5 or 10

people to buy it, and then boom, $400. Do

you know how many views on YouTube you

need to get to make $400? You need like

200,000 views depending

on the topic.

So yeah, OnlyFans is pretty profitable. I

reckon OnlyFans is my most profitable

venture in

recent years. YouTube, I can't really say

the same for YouTube anymore. It was back

in 2018,

but damn, OnlyFans.

It's a pretty good platform.

Would I shoot a video with a subscriber?

Yeah, I would, but no one wants to do it.

Well, actually, Pia said she would be up

for it, and then that LA girl said she

would do it as well, but I don't want to

go all the way to LA and then get ghosted

again. I came here and I got ghosted. I

went to Germany, I got ghosted. Imagine I

go all the way to LA and get ghosted.

It's just too risky.

And then even if she gave me her verbal

guarantee, I can't trust her verbal

guarantee. She might change her mind.

Girls change their mind every day.

It's too much of a risk. If you could

predict the future and say, yeah, she's

100% not going to ghost you, then I'd book

my ticket to LA now. But I just, I can't

take the risk. I still need to recover

financially and emotionally from the

Manchester trip.

Anyone can change their mind. Yeah,

that's why it's so risky to invest capital

into people. I mean, look at Chihiro,

invested all that time and effort getting

me married and getting me a visa and I

just flushed it down the toilet. Feel a

bit bad for that because

she was the one putting in most of the

work getting me the visa. I didn't really

do anything, I just sat there.

Investing money and emotions into people

is so risky.

You can— I was reading about Brendan

Fraser recently, the completely forgot

about him. He was like this really sexy

guy in George of the Jungle. Look at him

now. Jesus Christ. He got divorced. His

wife divorced him, and now he has to pay

$75,000 a month in alimony.

He got wrecked. And then he got molested

in Hollywood, and then he, he got like

PTSD and didn't go back to acting. And now

he makes like way less money than he used

to, but he still has to pay alimony to his

kids and his ex-wife, uh, to the amount

compared to how much he used to make when

he was like super famous. I feel sorry

for the guy. He was

so hot in The Mummy. I can't— I completely

forgot about him and then I looked him up

again. Jeez, he looks bad and

he's only 52. 52 is not that old.

He was so good-looking.

No homo. I don't understand why

he has to pay $75K a month. That's just

insane. The woman did nothing.

He did all the work becoming a famous

actor, nearly breaking his back 7 times

doing his own stunts. And then he has

$75K, which should be enough for a year.

A month? Jesus,

it's like almost a million dollars he

has to shell out. And he tried appealing

it. Apparently he didn't get his appeal

approved,

and she was the one who divorced him.

My God.

Scary though, isn't it? It seems

to happen all the time with these

celebrities.

Do I have to pay anything for divorce?

Yeah, I have to pay— I have to pay $20 a

month for my alimony to our goldfish that

I abandoned. Our kids were those 3

goldfish. I think one of them died. She

messaged me a few months ago saying one of

the goldfish died and she was sad. She

said all my fish died because

I had, I had exotic tropical fish and they

needed a heater inside the tank during

winter. And apparently

the heater broke and she didn't notice and

the fish died.

So rest in peace, neon tetra.

What am I doing? Oh yeah, I'm making

dinner.

So my plan is hopefully I move into this

new apartment, I get settled for a couple

months, I get back on my feet, and then I

can plan a trip somewhere in Europe. And

it won't be like a long-term trip, I'll

just be there a couple weeks.

What if I really like it in Europe and I'm

like, damn, now I've got an apartment but

I want to stay in Europe?

I don't know, I think I should just go

there for a week or two to try things out

and then come back to my apartment.

I'm thinking of Greece and Berlin.

Greasy Berlin. Show you

how to make delicious meal,

800 calories. Where are my

scissors?

I can't find my scissors.

Why do I keep losing my scissors?

Oh, it's here.

Most important cooking item utensil

are the scissoroonies.

Look at these 3 fat sausages.

The problem with sausages, especially fat

sausages, is that they take a long

time to cook through into the middle

because they're so thick.

Look how fat that is.

It's a nice-sized sausage,

so I like to cut them. Into tiny pieces

like this.

And then you don't want the sausage

directly on the tray because it's gonna

stick, so what I like to do is I build a

little platform with the chipolatas like

this.

Build a little platform.

Wait, it needs to be like this. And then

you just place it on top. Very simple.

Should verify Cheesecake through forums.

Well, I thought the website looked pretty

legitimate.

Seems so easy. Just WhatsApp them,

give your address. Why do they have to be

Sometimes things are too good to be true.

They usually are.

How were you scammed? Well, I was getting

bored with my lack of action, so I decided

to cave and pay for it. But I couldn't

find any ones who would just come and

accept cash, and they kept asking me to do

a bank transfer. So I thought, oh, okay,

I'll give it a try. Maybe they're not

scamming me. And then I tried out 2, sent

them— I sent one £50, I sent the other one

£30, and they didn't show up, and then

they ghosted me. So I got ghosted by the

girl I was supposed to meet here, and then

I got ghosted by the cheesecake women too.

My whole life is just getting ghosted all

the time.

Well, at least you can say— you can't say

I didn't try. Put that on my tombstone.

At least he tried. The lesson is never

try. Famous quote.

I think that's one good thing about me,

that I do give it a try, don't I?

Everyone is always so negative, saying,

oh, you're gonna waste your money, it's

not gonna work, you're just wasting time.

At least I just— I go for it, don't I?

Girl messages me, I just go for it.

Get interested in something like trading,

I just go for it.

I think that's one good quality I have.

I give it a good bash no matter how many

times they get— how many times they fail.

Because life isn't how hard you

can hit, but how well you can take the

hits and keep going. Another famous quote.

Like that famous Japanese saying, fall

over 7 times, get up 8 times,

or something. You just have to keep

trying. Can't give up.

If you give up, then it's like you're

selling your stock at a loss, and then

you're never going to make back anything

because you're not in the game anymore.

Yeah, you could give up and just marry a

love doll. Or become an otaku

weeb MG Tao guy, but then you've just

given up, haven't you? Then you'll never

get what you want. It's like buying AMC at

$60 and then selling at $30, which I

actually did last week.

That is life.

Just keep failing until one day you

don't fail. Statistically, you, you can't

fail 100% of the time. That would just be

impossible unless

you're like the most unlucky guy in the

world. Eventually you're gonna have some

wins. It's like pro day traders, they

don't win all the time. Even the most

professional, experienced day traders have

a win ratio of maybe 55% at best.

And they would kill their grandmothers to

get a 60% win ratio. It's just 60% is so

unlikely, even for the most experienced

day traders. They aim for 51,

at least over 50%,

because then you're in profit, even if

it's just a 1% gain.

What am I making? I'm making sausage and

chips. I call

them sausage on skis. It's my special

recipe because they look like they're on

skis, don't they?

If I had kids, I'd teach them such weird

stuff and make them think it's like real.

I'd troll them so bad. I'd be like,

okay kids, this is how you cook sausages

the proper way. And then they'll grow up

thinking this is actually how you're

supposed to do it. And then when they go

to university or whatever and they have

roommates, and then they'll be like, this

is what my dad taught me. And everyone

would be like, you're weird, that's not

how you do it. And then their minds will

be blown because their whole life they'd

be like, but this is what daddy said how

to do it, because if

you don't do it like this, the sausages

are gonna explode. And then the oven will

melt from the inside out.

Yeah, I might end up psychologically

damaging them by being too much of a

troll.

Oh, it smells so good. Oh, it smells

fresh.

Don't even have to cook them.

Mmm, juicy. Wow,

there's so much liquid in it.

Yeah, I could give them a little yellow

hat, sausage ski boys.

The problem is I made this 2 days ago and

the peppers start burning before

everything else does.

Hmm, so I need the peppers to be in large

chunks so I can retrieve them easily.

So you gotta plan things ahead of time so

you can anticipate what

will happen.

So I put them in chunks so I can quickly

get, get them out.

Would I ask my kids to pay rent if they

lived with you?

Hmm,

I don't know. I'd like to say I wouldn't

financially hamstring them. Like, what's

the point trying to hold them back,

making their lives more difficult? When

they could be putting that money towards

achieving what they want to do in life.

If they're just using the money on video

games, then that would be bad.

Hopefully I'd be in a position where I

don't need to rely on my kids to pay for

And then I would just— it depends how they

get their money, because if they've got

jobs and they're making their own money,

then that's great. I wouldn't ask anything

of them. But if they're just like asking

me all the time for money,

I'd be like, no, make your own money.

Here's, here's $10, put it on the stock

market. And then if you lose it all, then

that's your fault.

I think it's cute watching these, uh,

YouTube trader people talk about how they,

they get their kids into investing.

That's nice.

But then what if you accidentally get your

kid addicted to gambling from stocks? I

guess you have to teach the right

mentality to it.

How I accidentally got my 8-year-old kid

addicted to the stock market would not be

That's the problem with the stock market.

It's very easy to get addicted to the

adrenaline rush, but then that's like

gambling, and then you're gonna end up

losing the money. You need to have a

responsible attitude towards it. It's not

supposed to be for fun or entertainment.

It's supposed to be for making money.

I've been learning all of the wrong

approaches from— I've been learning all

the bad habits from WallStreetBets.

Trying to learn from more responsible

people now.

Because if you treat the market like a

casino, you're gonna get screwed like

people get screwed at casinos. Everyone

gets screwed at casinos. That's how

casinos make money. If casinos were just

constantly handing out jackpots to

everyone, they'd go bankrupt. So the

majority of people who go to casinos end

up losing money because they're treating

it like a casino. It is a casino, then you

treat the markets like a casino, then you

also get treated like a casino customer.

Hard lessons. Oh,

it's heavy. Oh, it's hurting my hand.

Okay, this should work and

cook perfectly without any problems.

Um, 10 minutes maybe.

10 minutes for the paprika.

Oh, thank you. Health is wealth. Didn't

your friend in Korea say to buy dividends?

Yeah, he did. Remember Eugene? He said,

why don't you just get— put your money

into dividend stocks? At the time, I had

no idea what they were, but in retrospect,

that would have been the best way because

the dividend stocks were really

undervalued last year, and now they've

shot up. Plus, they give dividends. But I

always had this thinking that dividend

stocks are really boring and they only

I was wrong, very wrong.

Coca-Cola has gone up 25% since beginning

of this year. I can't believe it.

Coca-Cola? No one gives a crap about

Coca-Cola. No one goes, oh, did you see

Did you get some new Coca-Cola stock?

Everyone's talking about Tesla and Bitcoin

and Apple and Facebook. What? Coca-Cola?

No one cares. But then Coca-Cola

has done so well because

I wanted to make big bucks like on

WallStreetBets. They're all bragging about

their portfolios going up 500%.

1,000%. I wanted that. They make it seem

so easy. All you have to do is buy and

hold. And I bought and I held and I held

and held, and it just went down and down

and down. The longer I held, the more it

You believe in random people on YouTube?

No, I believe them if they've got a

credible history and reputation that

can be back-checked and cross-checked.

There are like a lot of pump-and-dump

YouTubers who just say stuff like, buy

this stock, it's gonna 5x next week.

Yeah, those are the ones you shouldn't

listen to too seriously. But there are

good, um, stock people on YouTube who

have proper businesses and schools and

stuff outside of YouTube, and they were

doing this way before YouTube. They just

came onto YouTube to, um, benefit from—

make some views and get some money.

But still, they're providing a service,

they're teaching, so it's fair that they

get something out of it.

Yeah, I don't really like Meet Kevin.

He's like one of those overexcitable puppy

dogs who gets all excited and then he gets

you excited too and then ends up losing

you money because he's like, yeah, buy

Enphase when it's under $200 and then it

drops down to $140.

I like this guy called Adam Khoo. I don't

know if anyone's heard of him. He's pretty

good, but he's more of a day trader than

an investor. And I like

Jeremy from Financial Education. He's not

one of those pump and dump people.

Stock Mo, he seems like a bit of a

scammer, to be honest. He's always saying

the same thing, like, buy NIO, buy Tesla.

He's always promoting this website that

does price predictions.

Hmm, I don't

know. A lot of scammers on YouTube these

days. They make so much money.

I wish I could be a scammer. I just can't

be bothered. You actually have to put in

effort. You have to put effort into

scamming. It's not easy. You gotta look

credible, seem credible to make people

believe it. You gotta have some course as

well that you got to promote. I can't even

be bothered to make a course.

Guys, buy my course. I teach you how to

pick up women.

Here are my pickup lines. Are you single?

Hey baby, you want to come to my place? I

actually tried that. She said I don't do

that before meeting, but she still talks

to me, so I didn't creep her out

completely.

Buying cheesecake in Germany was way

easier. I just went on this website and

she showed up, paid in cash, and then she

left. It's great.

Make an investing course. Yeah,

my top tips for trading. Number 1, buy

low, sell high, or buy high, then sell

higher.

And then always do the opposite of what

everyone's saying, because every time I

listen to what everyone's saying, I got

wrecked. Everyone's saying Bitcoin's going

to $100. I mean, $100,000. It didn't.

Everyone's saying AMC is going to $100.

It didn't. It just seems like every time

everyone's saying something,

do the opposite. So everyone's saying

Chinese stocks are dangerous and bad. So

guess what I did last week? I bought a

load of Chinese stocks. This is my

new strategy: do the opposite of what

everyone's saying.

I put $2,000 into Baidu.

I should have bought some Alibaba.

Now everyone's saying inflation's coming,

which means it's not coming. So don't

bother getting inflation hedges because if

everyone's saying buy inflation hedges.

Then maybe you should do the opposite,

because everyone's going to be buying the

inflation hedges now, driving the price

up, making it overvalued, so that by the

time you've bought your inflation hedge,

it's too late. You should have been buying

inflation hedges ages ago.

By the time everyone's saying something,

it's too late, I think.

Do I even work? Yes, I am a famous

YouTuber slash pro stock trader

slash OnlyFans supermodel sex

god, and then also a Twitch streamer.

I do many things.

Pro crypto stock trader.

What hobbies do I have? Streaming, making

videos, and trading stocks.

Why do people think I have no hobbies?

These are my hobbies. I stream and I make

videos and I trade stocks and

I do OnlyFans.

That's what I do,

and I monetize my misery,

suffering, and loneliness.

Might as well get something out of it if

I'm getting rejected and ghosted and

stuff. Might as well make some money off

it.

Normal people's hobbies are so boring.

They always say the same stuff like, oh,

I like movies, I like listening

to music. So does 99%

of humans. Or they have like some

really random obscure hobby like horse

riding. Or they like doing

ballet. Boring.

My hobbies are way more interesting. I put

sausage in my bum and

filmed it.

Put that on my Tinder profile. Hobbies:

put sausage up my bum and film

it.

My occupation: famous YouTuber, pro stock

trader.

Professional adult model.

Oh, why not? It's not like my serious

Tinder profile is blowing up. I get no

matches at all.

None. At least maybe

some freaky girl might see it and think

Professional sausage bender. Yeah, that's

good.

Professional twat.

Online digital entrepreneur.

What app did I have most success?

Actually, I'm having more success on

Bumble than Tinder. I'm actually getting

matches on Bumble, and I like Bumble

because the woman has to message you

first, so you don't— oh my fucking God,

Jesus Christ. I like Bumble because, um,

you don't have the pressure of making the

first move. She has to just turn

this off.

Cool down and then we'll take out the

paprika. Is it paprika or paprika?

Yeah, I don't know why I get more matches

on Bumble.

I guess I have to pay for a boost on

Tinder.

I think I have to change my hairstyle to

get more matches. My Japanese nerdy guy

look isn't really working out.

Have I ever had cereal from a Tinder match

in UK? No,

I haven't. The only serial I ever got in

the UK was Pia.

Yeah, she's the

only English girl I ever got with.