Daniel’s monster sized Q&A - June 2018

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Hello and welcome to today's

Q&A. I'm not sure how to do this setup.

Should I do it like this?

There, that looks better, doesn't it? So,

um, we have lots of questions to answer.

Well, I have lots of questions to answer,

over 300. Hopefully it won't take too

long, but I'm gonna try and answer every

single one of them because I have nothing

better to do with my life.

We'll just wait a few minutes, maybe 1

minute. We'll wait 1 minute until a bit

more— a few more people arrive.

And then we'll begin the Q&A-ing.

Oh God, 310 comments.

Will I answer questions here as well? Um,

probably not, unless it's a donation

question, then I will prioritize that

question. I'll take

questions at the end of this if there's

time. Of course there's time, I don't do

anything else apart from sit here.

Should I just get started?

Oh, this is going to take Ages, isn't it?

Okay, let's just get started.

Mr. Chucky UK asks, would you let your

wife sleep with another man if she said

you could sleep with other women?

Bloody motorbike outside.

Just wait for him to go.

Please go away.

Yeah, why not? I don't really have any

problems with open relationships, but my

wife is very against it, so it's not gonna

happen. OtoSakaU asks, are you a troll or

100% serious? I would say I'm 85% serious,

50% a little bit cheeky.

Not trolling though. There's nothing wrong

with not being 100% serious. Who wants to

be 100% serious anyway?

Jonas Sauk asks, will you sleep with a man

soon? No, that's never gonna happen.

Blaze asks, how old were you when you lost

your virginity? I was 21.

And I lost it to a Korean lady who was 35.

xTetradiplothem asks,

is your wife similar to you? I would say

no. She's very outgoing, sociable. She

likes talking to people. She doesn't like

nerdy stuff like Star Wars or gaming or

anything that I like, so she's pretty much

nothing like me.

Richard Daki asks, who was the girl on the

thumbnail of your last livestream? That

was Victoria. She's very pretty. I have

lots of her photos saved. Haha,

so blocking me was completely useless.

Mackinson Mackinson has asked 11

questions. Okay, I would have preferred it

if it was one question per person, but

okay. Why did you choose Osaka instead of

other cities in Japan? Because Tomoko

Lives in Shikoku, which is near Osaka.

And the whole reason I came to Japan was

to meet Tomoko, but then it turns out she

was a 45-year-old woman who was married

and has a daughter, and I got catfished.

That's why I'm in Osaka. Which are your

goals in the long term? Long-term goals

are to build up this channel so it can

support me for the rest of my life.

Why don't you start a university degree in

Japan? Because I'm stupid and I'm not

interested in studying anything.

When will you meet again your family?

Maybe Christmas. How much time does it

take you to go from your neighborhood to

Umeda? About 20 minutes. Which is your

favorite hobby? Watching YouTube and

making YouTube videos. What do you think

about Brexit? I have no opinions about

political things. Did your mum teach you

Malay when you were a kid? No, even my mum

doesn't really know how to speak Malay.

She speaks basic Malay, but her native

tongue is Cantonese.

And she did try when we were young, but

she gave up.

How is the life in the countryside of

England? It's very quiet and peaceful.

Which are the best techniques to learn

Japanese language? Get a Japanese

girlfriend who can't— who doesn't know how

to speak English. Upload the Q&A please

because I will be sleeping at that time.

Sure thing, I will. This livestream is

going to stay up on the channel. It's not

going to come down like I usually remove

my livestreams.

Tamara Basil asks, how did your parents

meet? Now this is kind of funny and I

think a lot of people are going to think

I'm making this up, but Victoria's parents

introduced my parents to each other.

Victoria's dad was my dad's best friend.

Victoria's mum was my mum's best friend,

and my mum came to England to visit

Victoria's mum, and my dad and her— no,

Victoria's dad and Victoria's mum set them

up on a date, and that's how they met each

other. That's how they met each other.

Oh, the deep family history.

Samora asks, is there any time in your

life you would go back to? Or anything you

would change so your life would have gone

differently?

Um, I don't really have any regrets in

life. I've made a lot of mistakes, like

getting addicted to World of Warcraft,

but I don't regret playing World of

Warcraft. I have a lot of great memories

from that game.

Oh, it's you in the chat. Yes, Samura,

thank you for the question. I don't really

have any regrets or things I would like to

do differently. I think everything turned

out pretty well. Would you ever try anal

sex? I would like to try anal sex

with a girl, but I'm not sure about being

penetrated. That's a bit strange.

Persifony asks, do you feel like you got

married too soon? Uh, sometimes I do

actually, but I've just recently become

financially independent. And it would have

been nice if I could have traveled around

a bit more before settling down. But you

never know what might happen in the

future. Marriage isn't always a permanent

thing. Starpunk Bethy asks, what is

the one habit your wife has that drives

you nuts? I'm not sure, sure if it's a

habit, but she always turns the TV on in

the morning, which is kind of irritating.

It says poor connection.

Oh, Caleb donated $10. Thank you.

Is it still streaming? It says poor

connection at the top.

Okay, I think it's fixed now. I did reset

the Wi-Fi and everything to make sure

things went smoothly today.

Thanks for the Super Chat.

Okay, what is the one habit? Did I answer

that? Yeah, she leaves— she turns the TV

on in the morning when I'm trying to sleep

and it's kind of annoying.

Fan asks, which cereal do you enjoy most?

I like oat granola. Hina ISL

asks, do you want another girlfriend?

Sure, why not? Girlfriends are kind of

like money, you can never have enough.

Tyrone Clark asks, do you crossdress?

No. Why do you always say is instead of

are? For example, there is people.

Um, I never— I never say that. I never say

there is people. I use is and are

properly, like it's supposed to be used.

If you're going to try and make fun of

someone's English, try and at least spell

things properly yourself. Always is

spelled with one L. A lot of your fans are

worried about you because you show a lot

of traits that are common among

sociopaths, such as untruthfulness,

insecurity— insincerity, I mean— lack of

remorse and shame, inadequately motivated

antisocial behavior, poor judgment and

failure to learn by experience,

pathologic egocentricity and incapacity

for love, general poverty in major

affective reactions. Are you a sociopath,

and when are you going to get a

professional— when are you going to get

professional help? Um, I guess

I am a little bit sociopathic, and I'm not

going to get help because I like the way I

am. I think I'm fine. I don't want to get

fixed. There's nothing to fix.

Everyone else is weird. I am normal.

Oh, it keeps saying poor connection at the

top. What is going on?

I get so many questions from people asking

me if I'm a sociopath. Yes,

I am. Are you happy now?

Okay, THR X asks, "What are some

of your most embarrassing moments growing

up?" There weren't

really many times when

there were embarrassing moments. I can't

Embarrassing moments.

I'm not sure, I'm gonna have to pass on

that one. How many times do you masturbate

per week? I masturbate once a day,

sometimes twice if I'm bored. Kevin Harris

asks, are you worried that you'll go bald

like your dad? No, because if I was gonna

go bald, I would have started to go bald

already. I'm nearly 30 and I still have

lots of hair. Do you see this? It's all

natural, baby.

When are you going to stop? Do you realize

this isn't going anywhere? I, I saw this

question earlier and I thought it was kind

of funny and really stupid at the same

time. Okay, when am I going to stop? I'm

guessing he means YouTube. Uh, why would I

stop YouTube? I enjoy doing it, people

enjoy watching it, and I get money from

doing it. Do you realize this isn't going

anywhere? It's actually going— I'm not

sure what you mean going anywhere. Where

is it supposed to go? The channel is

growing. I'm still getting views. I'm

still getting money. I still enjoy doing

it, so I have absolutely no reason to

stop. Christy W asks, any fun places

to visit in Tokyo? I'm going to Japan next

month and I don't have a clue of what to

do. Um, just Google

it. Best places to go in Tokyo. I don't

know. My family always sends me messages

saying, I'm going to Japan next week,

where should I go? And I have no idea. It

depends what you're into. You could go to

Tokyo Tower or the Skytree, or you could

go to Akihabara if you're an anime nerd.

Where did your parents meet? I answered

that earlier. Victoria's parents

introduced them. Does your family watch

your videos? Yes, my mum does, my sister

does sometimes, my dad does sometimes.

What's their opinion on them? My mum

thinks I'm crazy, my sister thinks it's

pretty cool, my dad doesn't really care.

Wow, this is tiring. It's only been 13

minutes. Steven Pacheco asks, why do you

ignore the comments on livestream most of

the time? Because most of the comments in

the livestream are pretty boring and

people ask me the same things over and

over again. I need some juice.

This coffee is not helping hydrate me.

It's dehydrating me. Why does coffee

dehydrate you?

Feel the Wave asks, would you do porn if

you're making money? Yeah, I would love to

do porn actually. It's one of my dream

jobs, porn star or male prostitute.

You get to have cereal and you get paid.

Sounds great.

Mimo-chan asked why I only get 1

subscriber in my channel. Oh, I don't

know, maybe because your videos aren't

very interesting. Everyone go subscribe to

Mimo-chan, give her some subscribers. Or

him, could be a him. Pokerlol97 asked

how many holes does a straw have? 0, 1,

or 2? I would say 2. One at each end.

Blaze asks, what inspired you to start

doing YouTube? Well, I was in Korea and I

was really bored and I started filming

myself talking. That was how it started.

Baba Tunde Sawana asked me if I would fuck

a tranny if they look very passable.

Yeah, I would actually. If she was really

cute, very feminine, I wouldn't mind.

If she had a penis.

Ryuku Kazama asks, what's the best dish

you've cooked so far? I would say all of

my dishes are pretty good, mainly the ones

where I fry meat and vegetables.

Esmeralda asks— well, it's not a question,

she just says it's 8 PM for Texas. It's

not a question. Tyrone Clark asks, is it

true that Asian girls prefer white men?

Some do, some don't. The majority of Asian

women prefer Asian men. The majority of

Asian women are with Asian men, aren't

they? It's only a very small percentage of

Asian women that are with white men. What

is your dream job and why? My dream,

dream job is YouTube, actually. I get to

make videos and I don't have to talk to

people face to face. And I don't have to

leave the house. It's the best job in the

world, isn't it? It's the greatest

job ever. Do you ever thought about your

wife probably keeps you with her because

it eases her life for the moment, but

actually never really intends to be on

long term with you? Rent and the fact

that girls don't want to be alone even if

they have to stay with a loser. Wasn't the

chat with the Australian guy a clear

warning for you? Don't you think it is

already the time to making some steps in

the direction of you becoming a man?

Daniel, you're living in a bubble. Wake

up. Um, I'm pretty sure my wife wants

to stay with me forever. She was chatting

to the Australian guy because she thought

I was cheating on her, so she wanted to

cheat back on me.

Is it time to make some steps to become a

man? I think I'm pretty manly already,

actually. Ocean Great, how did you study

English? Haha, I didn't study

English. I was born in England, which

means English is my native language.

John Brito says, if you ever decide

to surprise me by having more enthusiasm

than a dead skunk, I might subscribe

again. Your videos are about as

interesting as watching paint dry.

Well, that's never gonna happen. I'm not

gonna become some kind of super energetic

guy unless I drink loads of coffee. Why

did you subscribe in the first place if

you didn't like my lack of

enthusiasm. Im Li Changba

Im Chen asks, how do you cope with social

anxiety? I just avoid people and I stay

inside all day.

Dan's Like a Rockstar, who gives better

blowjobs, men or women? Actually, the best

blowjob I've ever had was by that Japanese

bisexual guy. He was great.

He knew exactly how to do it. You know,

he tickled the tip with the tip of his

tongue just the right amount to make me

pretty hard. My wife doesn't really know

how to do it. I have to instruct her how

to do it. The first time she did it, she

did it way too hard and it felt just too

strong and it was really bad.

Do you have erectile dysfunction? No, but

it has actually happened a few times

during intercourse. It just went

completely soft and I had to put it back

into her mouth to get it hard again. Min

Yoongi says, do you consider us as your

fans? Yeah, why not?

If you, if you consider yourself as my

fan, then I will consider you to be a fan.

Can you recommend us some books and music?

I don't read books, but if you want music

recommendations, I recommend the first few

albums of Nightwish and the first few

albums of Bullet for My Valentine. They

are great. Christina Gomez asks,

do you love your life right now? What

would you change about it? I would like to

have more girlfriends. And more attractive

girlfriends. I would also like to have

more money, but apart from that, I do

love my life. Babatunde Swana asks, where

do you see yourself in 10 years? Um,

hopefully I'll have an insanely popular

YouTube channel. It doesn't even have to

be insanely popular, it just has to be

enough to, um, support my lifestyle.

Katrine the Blonde Nancy— what,

that's a great username— they also

asked me the same question: do you enjoy

your life? Right now I am enjoying it.

I've had some pretty exciting adventures

recently which I can't talk about

unfortunately. Babymetal314 asks: are

older Japanese women easier to date than

younger ones? Definitely easier. Women,

when they get older, they become more

desperate and they lower their standards

because they know that they're getting

old. Younger women are more, more of a

challenge because they have more options,

which means they don't have to be as

desperate. They can be more picky because

they're younger, more attractive, and they

have more options. That's why I avoid

women who are under 30. You just aim

between 30 and 40 and it's easy pickings.

Let me fix my hair.

What's your childhood dream? I used to

have lots of dreams of becoming a Power

Ranger and becoming a rabbit from

Watership Down and being hunted by a cat

and then getting pinned down and being

dominated That's one of my childhood

dreams. Anthony Jerome asks, how many

chicken nuggets can you fit in your mouth

at one time? I'm not sure, maybe 4 or 5.

Skyflower asks, have you ever been called

selfish? Would you agree or disagree on

that statement? I am the most selfish

piece of shit in the world. I only think

about myself and I don't really care about

others unless it benefits me in some way.

Addie Carey asked me when is my birthday.

You can actually find out if you type in,

you know that website Famous Celebrity

Birthdays? I'm on that website and they

chose the stupidest photo of me for my

profile. Just type in Daniel hiding in my

room Famous Birthdays and you'll find my

profile. Auntie Lol, why did you get

married? Um, so I can get a visa

so I could stay in Japan. Super Pokémon

Gaming asks, do you feel like you have

achieved what you wanted to achieve in

life? If not, what is it? I have achieved

most of the things. I got my dream job.

Um, I found a way to live in Japan without

having to do hard work, and I found the

secret to bamboozling women in

karaoke. Mingyun Lam asks

me if I'm transgender. No, I am a boy, a

man. I have a penis.

Hasna El Amadi says keep it up. Thank you.

This is tiring. Let's take a little break.

It's been 22 minutes.

It's very tiring speaking for a long

period of time.

Okay, Hui Huang asks, do you ever— do you

think you suffer from any mental illnesses

considering you always think so negatively

about life? Have you ever thought of

committing suicide? Uh, I guess I'm very

negative and pessimistic. But I've never

thought about committing suicide.

Being dead is just kind of boring.

Santa— I mean, Super Pokémon Gamer asks,

if you could go to the past and change one

event that occurred to you, what would it

be and how would you change it? Well,

there's one time I went to karaoke with

this really hot girl, and I wish I

touched her or kissed her, but I didn't

have the guts. And we just sang for an

hour and she left and nothing ever

happened. SY asks, ask honestly, do you

want to divorce your wife?

Um, no comment. I can't answer that here.

Nadia Yaya asks, do you take medications?

No, but I do take vitamin D supplements.

Emilio Woolsey asks if are traps

gay? Well, traps are men pretending to be

women. And they want to have intercourse

with men. So it's a man who wants to sleep

with a man. So yes, they are gay. That is

the definition of gay— man and man.

Just because a man is pretending to be a

woman does not make him a woman. I can

pretend to be a rabbit. That doesn't make

me a rabbit, does it? What does your

sister do for a living? I'm not sure. She

does something about webinars. She makes

webinars for a company. I don't

know what a webinar is. It's like a

seminar, but it's on the internet. Are

there any updates with the Victoria

situation? No, unfortunately. Have you

ever been to America? And if so, where in

America? I have never been to America.

Not yet. America scares me. You all have

guns and you all speak— speaking that

gangster English, and you're all very,

um, assertive and confrontational.

Why do you make my skin crawl? I don't

know. Why do you have zero friends?

Because I don't— I don't think having

friends is important. Why do you think

you're better, smarter, and look good

compared to others? Because I have

fantastic hair.

Why do you and your mother marry for a

meal ticket? Because it's easy. Why didn't

you hug your father? Because he didn't hug

me. Why do you talk shit against

everything, and what would make you think

anyone would heed anything you said?

Because it's fun and they get money from

doing it. Why do you expect these people

to give you views and cash when you care

absolutely nothing for them or anyone?

It's kind of hard to care about a bunch of

people that I've never even met. I don't

even know who you guys are. How am I

supposed to care for a bunch of random

strangers on the internet? I'm sorry, but

I'm not going to pretend that I care about

you because I don't know you.

Why do you expect me to care for a bunch

of people? Answer me that. Why do you

expect— I read that one. Why pretend Paul

doesn't have you pegged and nailed?

Because 80% of this, of the stuff they

talk about is complete bullshit. Do you

not know people can watch your trainwreck

life on HookTube? Yes, but only like 30

people do, so it doesn't affect me. What

possesses you to describe your very

limited sex life to anyone? Limited?

I've had sex with more people than most

people have. I count 16 so far.

I think that's pretty good. Why did I feel

sorry for your disgusting ass at the

beginning? Now I just expect the worst of

you. I don't know, maybe you expected more

from me and then you realized that I'm

better than you and now you're just

jealous. Why when I picture you all I see

is you twirling your hair and sucking your

thumb and doing squats on a tripod naked?

Maybe because you're a messed up person.

2 people liked that comment.

The Bopper, what do you think about Syria?

I don't really have much information on

Syria. I know there was a war and

the government bombed the people, and now

it's just like a bombed-out wasteland in

the desert. Where people are dying

all the time, and it's not a very pleasant

place. I feel sorry for them. Tammy Cash:

Dan, are you prone to depression? Yes,

sometimes I feel depressed. I feel pretty

good right now, actually. Shadowlord says:

Hey Daniel, have you ever smoked weed,

and what do you think of legalized

dispensaries? Would you ever do stand-up?

I've never done weed. I'm not sure about

legalized dispensaries. I don't even know

what that is. And I would never do

stand-up in front of a live audience. No,

that's not something I'm interested in.

Do I love pineapple pizza or do I hate it?

I hate it. I do not like fruit on my

savory food. That's weird. Fruit should

never mix with savory foods.

Savory is savory. And sweet is sweet. You

have to keep that separate, okay?

Soft and Sorry asks, if you were a teen

right now, born at 1998 and 2002,

with all the technology, do you think your

dating skills would be different? Would

you still go to Japan and other places to

meet girls? I think it would be the same.

I would still go to Japan and Asia. I

would still use Tinder. Oh, made me jump.

Who's horning? No, it would be

completely the same. Completely the same.

Are you great at cooking? I think I'm

fairly good. Not bad. Did your wife

ever find out about the incident with the

online girl Jun? Yeah, at first she

thought it was real, and then I told her

that it was, um,

I told her that I knew I was being

catfished And I

just went along with the person trying to

trick me so I could make a video about it.

I did actually get tricked though. I

genuinely thought it was a girl at the

beginning. Nemo-chan asked, why don't you

make Japanese lessons? Uh, because I

don't think they would get views and I'm

not interested in doing it. Jun is or

was a real story. I did actually think it

was a real girl. And then I pretended that

I knew that it was a guy when actually I

thought it was a girl. It's a complicated

matter. Let's not get into it. Which one

is better when visit Japan for 10 days,

living in a hotel or homestay? Well,

homestay, you could stay there for free,

but then you have to live with a strange

family. A hotel, you have to pay,

but then you get privacy. It depends on

what you want. There's old women

chatting outside.

Let's just wait a few seconds for them to

shut up.

I hate when people stand outside and chat.

Can't they go somewhere else?

They're still chatting.

Okay, Jofo asks, this isn't a question.

If it's not a question, why are you

commenting? But your views have gone down

in my opinion because the black girl

video. People are sensitive about race and

it can be hurtful when you make a whole

video about not wanting to date females

from a certain race. It triggers people.

They were going down before that video,

so I don't think it has anything to do

with it. Do you believe in conspiracy

theories? No, I don't,

but they're fun to listen to. Have you

tried anal cereal before? No. If so, with

your wife? No, she won't let me. She says

it's painful. What type of games do I

play? Recently I play Hearthstone,

a lot of Hearthstone. Do you ever

regret marrying your wife? Sometimes,

yeah, I do a little bit. What is your

favorite music and particular singers you

like? I like Nightwish. And Bullet for My

Valentine. Would you have cereal with a

trans woman? I answered that earlier.

Yes, if she was very attractive. Are you

religious? No, I think religion is stupid,

and I don't know how people can believe

that there's actually a God when we have

all of this fantastic science available to

us. What kinds of video games do you play?

Hearthstone and Alto's Odyssey

is something I've started playing. I'm

thinking about making videos video game

videos where I recommend to you games that

I think are really great. I'm not sure.

I'm still thinking about it. I made a

separate channel for gaming, but I might

just upload it to my main channel.

I see people calling you narcissistic,

selfish, egocentric. Now I've seen a

couple of your videos, never paid much

attention to the content, but the way you

expressed yourself is interesting. Thank

you. Someone who usually does not like

people does not like themselves. I think I

just like myself a bit too much, and I'm

not interested in people. I just find

other people very boring.

Maybe I should make a video about that.

Zach Liski says, will you ever sleep

with a man? Only if he's paying me.

Will I ever sleep with a man? That's the

only way. Do you know the way? No, I do

not. That's what Google Maps is for.

Can I have your wife's Snapchat or

Instagram? She doesn't use either of those

things, so no. Daikon Daikon asks, would

you change your sexuality if you could?

Sometimes I I do wonder what it would be

like to be a woman. I think I'd be much

more popular on YouTube if I was a hot

girl who flashes her boobies.

And I could sell pictures of my nudes to

my fans, which means more money. Where do

you see yourself in 20 years? Well, I will

be a 50-year-old man.

Um, I'm not sure.

Hopefully I'll still be attractive and I

won't be homeless and I'll still be able

to woo the ladies. Were you born in

Malaysia or the UK? I was born in the UK,

Maidstone Hospital. It was very nice.

Awkward Child says, I like your face. Oh,

thank you. If we zoom in on her profile,

she seems fairly attractive, although it's

very pixelated. I like your face too.

Send me a private message. What are your

cats' names? Um,

PP, Mimo, Toffee, and Tiggs. Make a

video about what you would have done

before getting married. How is the married

life different than dating? Well, being

married means that I can't hook up with

other girls. Apart from that, it's

completely the same.

Danz Tim asked me, are you finding a job

in Japan currently? No, I'm not.

Can you please put all videos relating to

your exes in a playlist? I did actually do

that a few days ago. You're welcome. I

also made other playlists.

Also upload the livestream because other

people will be sleeping. I will. This

livestream will be staying up. Are you

made out of Styrofoam? No. Do you remember

me, Pink Moon? I do remember you,

actually. Mimo-chan, again? How many

questions are you gonna ask? Why you

didn't register in any health club?

Because I'm healthy. I'm not unhealthy.

Don't waste your time staying in your

room. Okay, I went out yesterday. I

watched Deadpool 2. Deadpool 2 in the

cinema, and it was very exciting.

Tales from Thailand, if you had to fight

one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized

horses to death, which would you pick?

I wouldn't be able to fight a horse-sized

duck because it would be too big, but I

could, I could squish 100-sized 100

duck-sized horses because they would be

very tiny. I could just punt them. Extra

de Plutum asks, did you get along with

your sister's boyfriend? Yeah, my sister's

boyfriend is really nice. He's very

sociable. He asks questions, which I like.

He asked me questions like, so how's your

channel going? What games are you playing?

What movies have you been watching? I like

it when people ask me questions because

because it means that they're interested.

Well, it feels like they're interested in

what I've been doing, which feels nice.

Are you going to the Philippines soon?

No. What are your impressions of the

Philippines? I've never been to the

Philippines, but it seems like it's just

like a big jungle and then there's a few

towns, and it seems kind of dangerous,

like you could get murdered or kidnapped

and then dragged into the jungle at night.

And I have this impression that they eat

monkeys. I don't think that's true though.

Anonymous person asks, did you ever say

out loud that you wanted to become YouTube

famous before you started your channel? I

don't think so. I started it because I was

bored and I wanted to express myself and

improve my speaking.

Abilities, and I wanted to feel

comfortable with how I sounded and what I

looked like on camera. My favorite anime

so far is Welcome to the NHK.

That's a good one. Are you a dog or cat

person? Cat person, definitely. Why in the

world you look like fucking gay ass cunt?

I, I don't know how to answer that.

What are my goals for the future? Make

more videos for my YouTube channel. Do you

know any Polish people? Not even one, I'm

sorry. Would you want to have sex with

another woman if you had the chance and

your wife didn't know? Yeah, sure, why

not, if it was Completely secret and no

one got upset about it. No strings

attached. Sounds good to me. Have you

considered buying a crock pot slow cooker?

No. What's the food dish you want to try

that you haven't been able to try yet?

I've tried everything that I wanted to

try. Do you plan on trying to change the

way you think? No, I think the way I think

is pretty good.

Thinking everything is boring, hating on

PP. PP? No, I do not hate PP. She's my

precious cat who died of old age. I don't

hate people, I'm just not interested in

them.

How you don't get tired of being at home?

I don't really feel tired of being— I

don't feel tired of being at home. I like

being at home. Otherwise, I would go

outside. Have you ever used

a vibrator on a girl? Yes, I bought one

for my wife. It was that little orange

thing on a ring. Will I

ever show my wife's face? I would like to

avoid showing her face because

I don't want people finding her social

media and then messaging her. Are you an

ass or tits man? Definitely an ass. Man,

I like a big bum. Why don't you make

videos where you teach us Japanese?

Because it doesn't interest me. Favorite

anime? Welcome to the NHK. What are some

realities versus expectations of being

married? Uh, it gets boring very quickly.

Favorite place in Japan? My room.

Favorite city in Japan? Osaka, because

it's cheap. Why do you think— why

do I think Japan still love flip phones

even if Japan is known as one of the

world's most technologically advanced

countries? Because they're weird and

backwards. They use cash everywhere and

they still use flip phones and they still

use fax machines. It's because there's too

many old people in Japan who cling on to

the past.

I have a feeling that you are a famous

webtoon artist that have yet to reveal

publicly. Basically, you prefer to stay

anonymous. I am not a famous webtoon

artist, unfortunately. A channel that

barely pays. Barely pays? Come on,

I make more money than most people do. As

seen from the lack of views. Yeah, my

views are pretty low, but I still get the

Decent ad revenue.

He thinks my lack of views is only enough

to sustain daily meals. If you leech money

from your parents, with the high cost of

living in Japan, you surely have a main

source of income. I'm guessing from your

YouTube title you are a webtoonist. If you

stay at your room most of the time, hence

hiding my room, with how talented and

skilled you are in drawing, It only aids

my hunch. Okay, I don't make

any money from my drawings. People don't

pay money for drawings unless you're

really good and you have some kind of

popular webcomic, which I do not.

Um, I make decent money from YouTube. I

make more than enough to sustain my

lifestyle. I also bought an iPhone X.

With my money? No one gives me money apart

from people in donations in the livestream

from donations. My parents don't give me

any money. My wife doesn't give me any

money. Have you ever sucked a woman's

toes? No, but I do lick my wife's toes

sometimes. She giggles like a little

schoolgirl. Why are you so cute? I don't

know. Do you ever regret dropping out of

high school? No, because I graduated high

school and I never went to high school. I

went to secondary school. Why do you not

show your wife's face? Because she's ugly.

No, I'm just joking. Because she doesn't

want people to know who she is. Would you

consider going back to England?

No, I would prefer not to go back to

England. Who is your favorite YouTuber?

TotalBiscuit. Rest in peace to the legend,

the one and only. My favorite ever

YouTuber went and passed away, didn't he?

He's my biggest inspiration. I look up to

him. I look at him as my role model. I

think he's what YouTubers should be, you

know, professional. Um, they're passionate

about what they're into. They're not

sleazy. They're honest about it. They make

good content. They don't clickbait.

Do you suffer from autism? No, I'm a

perfectly healthy young boy.

When are you going to get professional

help? Never, so stop asking me. Is sex

with Japanese women the best sex you've

had? Yes, I've had

sex with a Korean lady and a French girl

and about 14 Japanese ladies and girls,

and the Japanese ones were far better.

How are you not suicidal? Because my life

is pretty good. I don't have to work and I

get lots of sex and I just play video

games all day. How is everyone not

suicidal? I don't know. It's strange how

not everyone— how everyone is not

depressed all the time. Because you

think about it, everyone's gonna die and

everything we currently do is going to be

meaningless because in 50 or 60 years'

time, we're all going to be gone, and

everything we ever did would mean nothing

because we'll be dead, dead in the ground.

But somehow people still keep chugging

along, waking up every morning.

I think it's because humans just don't

think about their mortality.

Everyone knows it's going to come to an

end some someday, and it's best to just

not think about it and just enjoy life

whilst you can enjoy it. What's the most

adventurous thing you've ever done?

Well, I did bamboozle a girl in karaoke

once. That was pretty adventurous, I

think. What is your favorite food?

Bacon. British bacon with baked beans

and a nice fried egg. Do you see yourself

living from YouTube in the future? Yes, I

will be living from YouTube as long as I

possibly can. What other nationalities

aside from Japanese, Korean, and Taiwanese

do you find attractive? What is the main

physical thing you see in a woman which

instantly attracts you? Um, Chinese girls,

Thai Taiwanese girls are

also attractive.

Basically any East Asian girl I

find attractive. I find big bums, thick

lips, small round noses, sharp narrow

eyes are very attractive to me.

And big cheeks, big cheeks are very

attractive to me. I like round cheeks and

like a tiny nose.

Insanely attractive to me. How do

you have intercourse with your wife if you

still have chlamydia? Does this mean she

has it now? Yes, I have spread chlamydia

to my wife. No, I got chlamydia treated 4

years ago. I took antibiotics. It's gone.

I don't have it anymore. If you sleep with

a man, would you be top or the bottom?

I would like to try being the bottom with

me lying down and then him on top of me,

um, destroying my bumhole.

It would be quite fun, I would imagine.

Why'd you hide your wife's face even

though she has her own channel that shows

her face? My wife doesn't have her own

channel. I think you're confusing her for

Tomoko, who is not my wife.

What are Japanese generally like in bed?

Would most of them let you record the

cereal? Most of them are very similar.

They just lie there not moving, making

squealing sounds. And I've only ever tried

recording it once, and that was with my

wife, and she didn't stop me. Can you find

me a Japanese husband? Joke, I'm married.

How are you gonna celebrate your 30th

birthday next year? I don't celebrate

birthdays. I think it's stupid

celebrating. It's just another day.

It's just another day in my life. Doesn't

really mean anything.

Do do do. How's my secret date going with

the hookup you found on Japan Cupid?

Can't wait till your wife finds out when

you get kicked out. Your fantasy of doing

the whole gay dude thing can come true.

Will you still do videos after you get

your teeth kicked out for something or

another? Number one is it went great. Um,

I touched her leg and she liked it.

Number two, the whole fantasy about the

gay thing. I don't think that's ever gonna

come true. And yes, I will do videos even

if my teeth get kicked out.

Daniel Mumford has written a very long

text which I will now read out. What

places in Japan are your favorite to

visit? I would say karaoke and love

hotels. Besides Japan, what other

countries have you been to? Vietnam,

Taiwan, Malaysia, France.

Norway, Spain, Singapore,

Malaysia. I think

that's it. How do you see yourself in 5

years? I think I'll be doing the same

thing. Favorite food I enjoy? Bacon.

Have you ever thought of meeting some of

your fans? No, unless they're hot girls

and they know how to keep secrets.

I will be moving to Tokyo this October for

school, looking at teaching English. I

would say don't bother with teaching

English and just make a YouTube channel

and vlog everything you do. You'll make

more money. I find that your travel videos

are good experience through

learning about the good and bad. Keep

staying positive and doing your best.

Thank you. Yuki Shoko asked me how my

parents met. Victoria's parents introduced

them. Was I close to my mum growing up?

Yeah, very close. What's your relationship

with your sister like? It's pretty good.

We talk now and then about things.

Do it now, Dan, please. I am doing it now.

What's the most peculiar item you've

stolen or almost stolen? Oh,

Alec Nathan. Hi Danny, hugs from Brazil.

Super Chat, doesn't it work today for me?

It is working today, and thank you very

much. Most peculiar item I've stolen was a

box of condoms and lube at the guest

house. There was this Peruvian guy who

I hated, and I saw a box addressed to him

in the guest house, and I took it, and it

had a, had a box of about 20 condoms and

Johnson's baby oil for some reason.

Is there a different accent you would like

to have? Not really, I like my accent.

Would you ever strip nude and pose in a

magazine? If they paid me a million

dollars, yes. Do you want to change any

parts of your body? I would like to have a

slimmer nose. I think my nose is a bit

wide. I would like it to be like this,

but just a tiny bit, not too much. Do you

have a dream job, not counting YouTube?

Yeah, I would like to be a male

prostitute. I get to have sex with random

women and I get paid for it. Do you read

manga? No. Do you love a Caucasian girl?

No. Do you miss your ex-girlfriend's

daughter? Not really. How long is your

dick? 16 centimeters. What do you

recommend doing when going to Japan? I

recommend downloading Tinder straight away

and bamboozling as many girls as you can.

I'm very lonely and really identify with

you. If we met up in real life, would you

be my friend? I'm not really looking for

friends. I'm sorry. Unless you're a hot

Asian girl. Daniel, what will you do if

YouTube doesn't work out for you and you

are planning to live in Japan forever?

Real jobs suck, so try and make it work.

I guess I would have to apply for a job in

a convenience store. That's my only

option. There's no job I could do apart

from working in the kitchen or convenience

store. I could also try teaching English

one-on-one, but that's not really going to

pay enough money.

Since you just got back from Malaysia,

what do you think about South East Asian

women? I think they're not very

attractive. I'm really sorry, but I'm not

attracted to Southeast Asian women. Their

noses are just too big and wide. Do you

have any friends that you hang out with?

No, I don't have any friends. Do you have

depression? Sometimes. Do you think

Japanese girls would like black men?

Yeah, some Japanese women have a fetish

for the BBCs. But most

Japanese girls I've talked to say that

they would not like to be bamboozled by a

black guy. I'm sorry. Why are you so

uneducated about black women? Because I

don't really care. Do you find it

degrading for the woman to finish on her

titties or face? Not really.

Do you plan on getting a vasectomy? No,

because I think it's more exciting to

leave it up to fate. Why don't you try

dating a guy and see how it works?

Because I'm not gay. Why are you so

stupid? Because I never went to

university. Who is your favorite character

in NHK New York or something?

Um, I like Sato, the main character. I

relate a lot to him.

As a tourist going to Japan in a few

months, what are my odds of getting with a

girl there as a Latino man? I think lots

of Japanese women find Latino men

attractive. They see them as exotic,

um, a bit— what's the word?

There's a word in Japanese called charai,

which means like playboy

or overconfident. Guy, which isn't a very

good thing because they see you as a

playboy and they think that you're

sleeping with a different girl every

night. They see Latino guys, Hispanic

guys, as playboyish. No, go away, Siri.

I did not ask for you.

What's the word for that in English?

Playboyish.

Yeah, it's best to avoid coming off across

as playboyish because Japanese girls don't

like that. Do you have any advice for

people wanting to live in Japan in the

future? Learn Japanese. What is it like

there for foreigners? It's okay, I guess.

What is it— also, is it expensive compared

to the UK? I would say it's cheaper than

the UK, a lot cheaper. Do you think traps

are gay? Yes. Have you subscribed to my

YouTube channel yet? No. When did you

start to give a shit about anything?

When did you start to don't give a shit

about anything and lacking motivation and

why? Maybe when I started— maybe

around the age of 21 when I realized that

I couldn't get the girl of my dreams and

the only types of girls I could get are

the ugly fat ones or the middle-aged ones.

How many times do you think your wife has

cheated on you? Zero times. Will you ever

consider cutting your hair short? No, I

cut it pretty short before the Malaysia

trip and it looked terrible. Now it's

growing back a bit and it looks a lot

better. Can you please show us around in

Japan, do some Japan vlogs? No, watch some

other travel vlogging channel. How will

you support yourself if YouTube doesn't

work out? I will get a job. I think that's

the only other option. Have you been to

the Philippines? No. Why don't you kill

yourself? Because I enjoy being alive.

What do your parents do for a living? My

dad is a mechanical engineer, my mum is a

cleaner. What animes do you watch? None.

Do you know Gintama? I do, but I've never

watched it. What's your best advice for

someone with social anxiety?

Avoid people. That makes it worse,

but it means you don't have to deal with

it. What do you think about the Japanese

music industry? It's completely shit.

J-pop and Japanese music is the worst.

They can't sing, they all have nasal

voices, they look stupid,

and they think dancing around in huge

groups of, uh, members is,

is cool. They dance around in groups of 10

people, or 5 or 10 people. They think boy

bands are still a thing. Boy bands are not

a thing. Boy bands ended in the '90s. Boy

bands are just lame now. Not boy bands,

boy groups. Will you get a PO box?

No. Have you ever seen a therapist?

No. How much Japanese did you know when

you first went to Japan? I passed the JLPT

level 2 Before I came to Japan, so I was

pretty, pretty good at Japanese. Thoughts

on ladyboys? I think it's pretty gross.

What are my aspirations? I want to have a

bigger, slightly more successful YouTube

channel. Would you prefer to live

elsewhere in Japan, further north, or in