Birthday Stream [ehpH4pDDLsY]

But it doesn't move the same. Why is it like that?

It's not. It's um still like.

That's annoying.

Yeah.

Test.

thing.

No, let me see. That is horrible. My birthday! Happy birthday, Daniel!

Where's my light? No, don't turn the sound on. It'll echo.

Yeah.

You can see the chat, can you?

This is awkward.

Okay, you talk.

No, why should I talk? You're supposed to talk to them.

I don't know what to say.

It's your people.

My new love doll.

No! His love doll is in the closet. I saw it.

Mm-hmm. It's my birthday. Is this the girl from the trampoline thing? Yeah, she's the girl from the last video when I went to London. Is she getting paid? No, but she's getting a free room.

He gave me food.

Free room and food.

And free cake today.

Do you want to answer their questions?

I'm shy. You're used to this, I'm not.

But I don't usually do it with people. I I usually do it by myself.

Then you say weird shit.

Yeah.

Just say weird shit now.

I can't think of anything. Speak Netherlands.

Spreek Nederlands. Ja, ik kom uit Nederland. Ik kan gewoon Nederlands praten hoor.

What? What'd she say? See, people already know. People already know you're Dutch.

Wait, did you put it in a description?

Maybe.

Did you? I don't think so, because otherwise how would they know?

I might have mentioned you before. I just put birthday stream.

I'm from the Netherlands.

Tell them about yourself.

No, what to say? My name is. Should I say my name?

Maybe not. Maybe I shouldn't. Don't say your name.

My name is a secret. I'm 25 years old. I'm from the Netherlands. I was living in Korea, and now I came to visit Daniel. Yes. Short description. We were gonna meet in Korea, but then I left, and my ticket got cancelled.

Plane got cancelled. I don't see any questions. Oh, Sam said happy birthday.

Is that $5?

I don't know. What's the CHZ?

What is 5.00?

Have a beer. We're gonna have beers later, maybe.

Yay!

We're gonna pick my sister up in an hour.

Why you say poor girl? I'm not poor.

Happy birthday, Daniel. Have a beer.

Oh, very kind.

Maybe I have coronavirus, and maybe Daniel has coronavirus because he was coughing all day yesterday.

I always cough after I have a shower.

Liar.

How many times have you done it?

We haven't done it.

We're saving ourselves for marriage.

Yes.

We're pure. Look, this guy hates me. This Desert Rose guy. What did he say? He's been commenting for years.

Why do you choose someone who's going to the whores and cheated on his ex-wife?

Is he fluent?

Uh, yeah, seems like it.

Is he from your country?

Maybe.

This guy, this Desert Rose guy, he's been commenting for years. And I banned him like two years ago, but it looks like he didn't notice. I unbanned everyone recently, and then the people I banned years ago were still commenting. They didn't even realize that they got banned.

I'm shy. I'm getting nervous. Maybe I should leave the room, and you can just talk to them, and I can sit with your mom.

What did he say now?

He said yes, I'm from Netherlands.

Oh really? Your country?

Why are you hating on Daniel? I'm gonna kick you.

I'm a good boy. Does she really like Daniel?

Maybe.

How did you find my channel?

Um, I don't know. I think it was just in my recommended.

The video when I got married?

No, I'm not sure which is the first video that I saw. It was before that, but it got in my recommended and I thought like, oh, this guy's weird, and I liked it, so I followed.

Am I still weird?

A little bit, but it's good.

Stop flipping this.

No, but I cannot sit still.

Sit still. What did he say? I don't know.

Yeah, he misuses people.

Me? Yeah, I misuse people.

No, how do you say that?

I use people.

Yeah, you use people.

No, I'm using you for views.

Give me money.

I gave you food.

True.

He bought me Korean food. It was very expensive.

Yeah, I got you.

Daniel's generous.

And I paid for the hotel.

Okay, we had cereal, guys. It's not a secret anymore. We got exposed thanks to this motherfucker.

I think they already know.

It's not my 38th birthday, Daniel.

I'm 31.

Liar!

I saw your ID card.

31.

Old boy.

No.

I'm 15, about to be 16 in September.

Uh-huh. I'm grooming you.

No.

She's here.

Someone asked—

She'll have to live for a few years until she's of age.

What? Someone asked, what did you do in the karaoke? Tell them what happened.

Do you wanna tell them what happened?

Yeah, because now they already know, so you can say.

We went to a karaoke in London so I could do my moves.

Which I didn't know. I thought you just wanted to sing.

And then we were kissing in the karaoke and then this man just came in. We didn't call him to come in. He just came in and then he stood at the door and he was staring at us. And then he kept saying, are you guys alright? Are you okay? And then he said, this is karaoke, okay? This is karaoke. And then he walked out. It was so weird. He was watching us on the camera.

He's jealous.

I was so confused. We were just kissing, what's wrong?

Ik ben gestopt met school, maar ik deed motoropleiding.

What?

Someone asked me what I did for school.

Ah.

I said I did fashion school and then I stopped.

Oh, I thought you said motorbiking.

No.

Oh, thank you. Caesium, 41st birthday. And thank you, Carrie B.

It's nice to see you happy, Daniel. Happy birthday.

Yeah, I feel very happy. Thank you.

Happy birthday. A lot of people are giving you money. You should be happy.

See you later.

Yay!

Is this legal? What? I'm grooming her.

Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella.

Do you know what grooming means?

Yeah, when I'm a child.

I thought you didn't know what it meant.

I'm not stupid.

I'm not really.

Ik ben vijf twintig. Just saying my age.

Are people upset because I didn't go to Sweden? Look, I still have this. Donation goal.

Yeah.

I don't know if I'm gonna go to Sweden. All of Europe is shutting down and locking up.

Then you're stuck in Sweden. Oh wow, 11 days to go. Wait, were you gonna go in 11 days?

I was gonna go at the end of March. So yeah, but now France is shutting down, Spain shut down, Germany is gonna shut down. So I don't know about Sweden. Oh, we can stand up next to each other.

And then?

Because they think you're taller than me.

Daniel's slightly taller, but this doesn't help anything.

Okay, let me move the camera. See, I am taller.

He's standing on his toes.

I'm not. This is my toes.

This is my toes.

So even when you tiptoe, I'm taller.

Hmm.

She's wearing big shoes.

Bah!

How to put it down?

Like this. I'm five foot nine, one seven five.

I don't know what that means.

One hundred and seventy-five. Centimeters is 5 foot 8.8, so I round it up to 5 foot 9. She's taller? No, I'm taller.

I'm stronger!

Yeah, maybe she's stronger.

If you watch Daniel's video, you can see I won 3 times.

I let you win.

You didn't!

Is she white?

I'm half Dutch and half Brazilian, so I'm half Dutch— I mean, I'm half white and I'm half black.

Aren't Brazilians white? They're Latino.

My mom is like brownish and my grandma's black, so let's just say I'm half black since I said white.

How can your grandma be black?

Yeah, but she's like kind of from Africa maybe.

But you're not black at all.

But my mom is brown and she has curly hair. She looks like a Brazilian woman.

But you're not brown.

I look like my father.

You look like— I don't know what you look like.

But I'm not very white. Look, see, I'm darker than you.

It's hard to tell.

No, look.

Oh, thank you. T-pop fever. Do I miss my wife? Not really.

Maybe she's watching.

Some people thought you were Asian.

No, I'm not. I lived in Korea for 5 years.

I already hate her.

Do you hate me, Daniel?

No, that guy said he hates you. She doesn't like you either. Daniel's finally with a black girl. She's not black.

Sim, falo falar um pouquinho. Meu mãe é do Brasil.

Can you speak Portuguese? Can you speak your mother's language?

Yes, little bit.

Hmm.

How crazy am I from one to ten? I don't know. You guys are the judges. Why are you showing your feet?

I don't know what to do.

Get more donations.

Did you meet in Korea, YouTube, or Tinder? She watches my channel. Yes. You found me on Tinder though.

Yes, I did.

She found me on Tinder as well, but she knew my channel from before and we were chatting before and we were going to meet in Korea, but then I left. I already said that, didn't I?

Yes, you did.

Is Dutch girl's hair smoother than peers? Yes, it's very soft.

He keeps smelling it. Don't tell them.

Her hair smells nice. Her hair smells very nice.

Omdat ik voor vijf jaar in Korea heb gewoond en ik zat op een allergene school.

How come there's so many Dutch speakers here? Look, this guy as well. What did he say?

If you look at his channel, why did you contact him?

Yes, why?

Because I like weird people.

She likes weirdos.

I don't trust normal people.

I didn't know I had so many Dutch-speaking viewers.

Yeah, what the fuck?

Oh, Bradley Cox, thank you. The sheets are too white. The sheets are the whitest thing in this room. Daniel's jumper off. I washed it a few days ago.

Half Dutch.

Your bedsheets look too white. Urinate on bedder.

Urinate on me.

No golden shower.

Oh, moving.

They said we love you, Daniel, in Dutch.

Who?

There.

We houden van je, Daniel.

We houden van je, Daniel.

Oh, the J isn't pronounced like a J.

No, yeah.

Why do so many countries pronounce J as H?

Me gusta nachos muchos muchachos.

Is your mum home? Should we bring my mum?

Yes.

No, no.

His mum is downstairs.

Too noisy. She's really noisy as well. My mum's even noisier. Would I use Dutch girl for visa? I don't need one, do I?

UK visa as good.

Brexit hasn't happened yet. I can still stay there in her windmill. Does your mum know you have a girl over the house? No.

He's hiding me in the closet.

She only comes down at night. She knows, but my sister brought back loads of guys. How come I'm not allowed to bring back girls?

This person is Dutch girl for visa.

No more visas.

Wait, didn't that question just appear there?

It's really slow though. They send the super chat and then it takes like a minute, 20 seconds until it does the text-to-speech. Aren't you afraid of corona? Not really, because everyone's isolating. There's barely anyone outside anyway.

I mean, we just went to the supermarket.

Yeah, we went to the supermarket and there was loads of people buying everything. My logic is since there's hardly anyone outside, that means it's safe to go outside because there's less people.

True.

Everyone else can isolate, we'll go outside and have fun.

I don't understand how you can do this and be calm.

I do this for 8 hours straight, it's only been 20 minutes. We'll do it for about an hour, I think, and then we're getting my sister because her company closed down as well, so she has to work from home. You guys are 6 years apart?

Yes.

Yes.

No, 5.

5.

Because I become 26 in September.

So you're 1994?

Yes.

My sister's 1992. Where's the birthday cake? It's downstairs, but it's huge and I don't feel like eating it right now. How was the sex?

Wait, did you just read that in Dutch?

Is it Dutch?

Yeah.

I thought it's just English, but they spelt it all wrong.

No, it's Dutch. That's how you write it.

Is that what it means?

How was the sex?

Yeah. Is that how you say sex? Yeah.

Dutch girl, is Daniel's sausage smelly?

I don't know. I didn't smell it.

She hasn't put it near her face yet.

Yet. Actually, you did. I didn't!

Don't you remember? What were people saying in the— in our video? They kept saying that you were being mean to me, saying I'm short.

I'm very nice to Daniel. I'm just stating the facts.

She was just teasing. Her heels are like this big.

Wow.

What else did we do?

We didn't do much. We made a tea from the garden.

No, I meant in London.

Ah, in London. Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Korean food.

Pia rejected me. You know the girl in my last video? The one— this— the fan I slept with? I messaged her asking if she wants to meet up. She said no. She said she has a boyfriend now and she didn't want to risk the relationship for me. Poor Daniel got rejected by everyone. Apart from you.

Maybe I'll reject you in the future.

Maybe.

Maybe soon, maybe tomorrow.

It's okay, I'm used to rejection now.

I'm taking all the groceries.

No.

Say something.

I'm waiting for the super chat.

Spreading our German pride. Für unser Alpha Wolf.

Who's German? You're not German, are you?

I'm not. I'm Dutch.

Are they the same?

No, it's not the same. It's different. I mean, basically the same.

They sound the same.

But all people are the same. Just the languages are different. Yeah.

So Dutch girl is visiting for accommodations.

Free accommodation.

Yes, free accommodation. No cereal for Daniel.

No, I'll kick you out.

Fuck you.

Why don't you take off your coat? It's not a coat.

I'm not wearing a coat. I'm wearing a hoodie.

She's wearing my clothing.

And this.

That's mine.

I know.

What's the Dutch girl doing in England?

Visiting Daniel.

Oh, she came all the way for me. Is she a K-pop weeaboo?

No, I don't listen to K-pop.

Really?

Anymore.

You used to be.

Yeah, long time ago. Maybe 4 years.

Ex-Koreaboo and I'm an ex-weeaboo.

Yes.

What happened at karaoke?

Is she a K-pop Koreaboo?

We had loads to drink in the restaurant and then we went to karaoke and I sang Bare Necessities. It was good.

It was horrible.

What? The bare necessities. Da da da da da da da. You don't even know it. You've never seen Jungle Book.

I've seen it, but a long time ago. Like when I was three.

Hmm.

Oh wow, 2 in a row. Wait for the text-to-speech, I'm too lazy to read it.

Go forward. Why are you in the back? You're the main character.

You're the star of the stream.

No, I'm not. You have to sit there.

Oh, I don't want to be too close.

So my head looks smaller.

How does it feel to be friends?

I'm not friend-zoned. Thank you, Oliver.

Daniel is simping Dutch girl. W-O-W-W-W-W-W. Pia is better.

Pia rejected me.

Yes, I'm here for clout.

Maybe I'll make a video. My fan rejected me.

I'm not a fan.

No, no, not you, not you, Pia.

Who is that?

Is that the one I met in London?

The last video?

Yeah, I met her last year.

It's the video we talked about.

Which one?

Why I would like to have cereal with Daniel.

Oh, that Asian girl.

Yes, I have been to Brazil. Why are you shouting?

Yeah, why aren't you shouting?

They're shouting. It's in caps lock.

Oh, what about the Finnish girl? I don't know. Depends if I end up going to Sweden or not after I leave Daniel. I'm not sure. It's hard to plan anything now.

I sleep in the garden.

We'll get a tent.

We want to sleep in the shed. We should.

The shed's falling apart.

It's okay.

It will collapse on us.

Like our relationship.

Our relationship's as stable as that shed. You're dating your fans like Onision. Well, I have to date someone. I'm not getting any matches on Tinder.

You can date your love doll.

She doesn't talk to me.

How does it feel to look like a simp now? No cereal.

What is a simp?

It's this new word people are using. Simp.

Weird.

I'm not sure what it means, to be honest. Is it kind of like a nice guy? Slash cock.

Chimpanzee.

No.

We are in a friendship.

Oh, thank you, Boris.

Dutch girl, did you dominate Daniel during cereal?

He likes it if you choke him while screaming out his name. He what? Maybe I should try tomorrow.

Squat on his cereal stick. No, I like it when your ass is in my face.

Squash it.

I like the smell of ass.

Ew!

You didn't see that video?

No, I didn't.

Oh, that's good.

It looks like Daniel has a smelly fetish.

Maybe. So you didn't see my worst videos?

I should watch some more. We should watch together.

I deleted them. What did this person say?

That's German. Oh, I have no idea.

I thought you said you understand German.

No, when people speak, not when they write.

Oh. Are you still married? No, I'm divorced. Maybe you can smell her underwear. I already did.

You didn't.

I did.

When you were sleeping.

No!

He jizzed on them, probably.

No.

Daniel, maybe you can smell her underwear like past.

Thank you, Oliver.

4 videos later, my problem with the Dutch girl.

She'll let me have one as a gift.

A panty?

Goodbye gift. You give me one.

No.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

How was the dentist? Oh yeah, I went to the dentist and it was fine. He said there's nothing wrong. I just need to go to the hygienist to get some cleaning done, and I was supposed to go tomorrow. No, today. Wait, today's Friday. I was supposed to go today, but they cancelled my appointment because of this stupid you-know-what virus. See, I told you my teeth were fine. People kept saying, "Oh, if you go to the dentist, you have to have so much work done." He said my teeth were really good considering I haven't been to the dentist in sixteen years. He just said they need a bit of cleaning from the hygienist. Oh, thank you, Jack.

He is very quick. His better form Dutch girl's ugly hair.

Shen will be fine. Maybe. Pia's fake wig is better than your ugly hair.

Thank you.

No, I like her hair. It's soft.

And real!

Yeah.

I support our channel because she doesn't like norms.

Yes.

Are you a normie?

Maybe not.

I don't think she is.

I don't think anyone is. I tried to smoke weed. Wait, am I allowed to say that?

I think you can. You said you tried everything.

Yeah, actually I tried everything. All the drugs.

She's a drug addict.

Yes.

Would I still smash even if she had an STD?

You already catched chlamydia!

I don't think I would. If I knew that I would get something, I probably wouldn't.

Were you mad that you got chlamydia?

I wasn't angry. She didn't know she had it.

Would you still smash even if she had an STD?

I'd use a condom.

You should always use a condom.

No, I don't want to. It's my birthday. Sounds so stupid.

Birthday sex.

I had breakfast in bed. Oh, thank you, Aldo. Why isn't it reading out? It'll read out here. There.

Happy birthday, Bray! It's mine too. Can you sing for me? Also, stop trying to have cereal with my girlfriend.

Happy birthday to you!

To us!

Is it really your birthday? She won't let me do doggy style.

I'm vanilla.

She only lets me do missionary.

No, we did other stuff too.

We did sideways.

Stuff where I don't have to be on top. I don't like doing the work.

I don't like the girl being on top, actually.

Really?

Yeah.

Why?

It's hard to get the angle correct. The angle feels strange. I like being on top. Wow, we've got 700 viewers. 700 people came to my birthday party. Oh my goodness, it's the biggest birthday party I've ever had.

Wait, how many viewers did you have on your last birthday?

Did I stream last year for my birthday? I don't remember.

You're always streaming.

Oh, it was my dad's funeral last year on my birthday.

On your birthday?

Well, the day after.

Hmm.

So I wasn't really in the mood. I did a my dad died stream. And then TerryTV came on and he was complaining.

Really?

Saying you shouldn't be accepting Super Chats. Doing a stream about your dad who died. So many people got upset, saying I was using him to get money. I wasn't using him. And if people wanted to give the donations, then it's their choice. If you don't agree with it, then you don't have to. Silly people, saying that I'm bad for streaming after my dad's funeral. I can do what I want.

Yes, you can.

See, Dutch girl, you have another boyfriend.

I don't have another boyfriend.

Really? You have one waiting in Korea.

No, I don't.

That's why you're so You've got such a rush to get back.

No, I'm not rushing. Maybe a little bit.

No, Terry didn't do a video on me, but he was in the live chat last year complaining, and then he messaged me on Twitter saying he didn't think it was right.

I'm thirsty.

Oh, where's the juice bottle?

Happy birthday, little boy.

Oh, thank you, Jack. She's gone. Ask me a secret question quick before she comes back. When is her birthday?

I don't know.

We bought loads of food. I spent £120 on food. I got nude also. She's coming back. Shh.

Did you say anything bad about me?

No, I didn't have time.

What'd you say?

Is she the The hottest you've been with.

Don't answer.

Yeah, I think she's very attractive. I would rate her. No!

Your mom is screaming.

What was the shouting? Come. Everyone wants to see you. They can't see you.

You're in trouble and need the police.

Oh my God, you're sharing drink with that Daniel?

Yeah, Mila, we're lovers.

You're sharing drink with that? That Daniel, he might got coronavirus.

No, too late now.

Do you want some Corona?

Oh my God, Daniel might got it from you. Never mind.

Did you have cereal or not? Yes, we already said yeah. Blink if you're in trouble and need the police. She's safe, don't worry. I'm looking after her. Oh, they know your name now. She was shouting it. Oh no! My mum doxxed you.

Oh shit.

What?

My mum, my mum, my mum.

What? I'm sure they can't find me.

You said her name.

Oh sorry.

We're keeping it secret. Sorry Helen.

Helen, what are you doing there Helen?

You know this is my second—

oh shit. How does she know? That's her middle name. Yes, that's her middle name.

But it's okay because yeah.

Happy birthday!

Thank you.

Your birthday.

Are they going to give you some money?

Yeah, they're giving me lots already.

Is it? Tell them your birthday. Mom gonna kick you out if you don't pay.

They gave me $1,000. Don't lie.

Let's start paying.

The chat's going so fast. Can I get it in with Cami? No, she's not accepting boyfriend applications. I will review them first.

Can I get it in with Cami?

Tomorrow I'll come back.

I'm gonna meet my blind date.

Who?

Not telling you.

You're not allowed to meet men.

You shut up! You bring home a stranger, I'm gonna bring home more strangers.

Who do you think you are?

It will be a homeless convention.

Danny, who do you think you are?

Your mum.

Let me be sure.

I brought back a strange girl from London after meeting me one time. Can they hear her? Can you hear her?

I hope so.

Moving on.

Oh my God.

Oh, thank you. Maxter Tinger X. What does that mean? Who's taller? I'm taller by about 5 centimeters.

And his head is bigger.

Huh?

It's not big.

Yes, it is. Why are you hiding your head?

I'm measuring. I'm comparing the size.

It doesn't work like that. Look, look, you can see it on the camera. My head is smaller because I'm closer.

Look, same size.

You're weird.

I'm measuring. Is she aware of what you do in your channel?

Yes, I saw almost every video.

I talk about people. Oh no. Oh wow, thank you, Jack.

Ten dollar.

One thousand pennies.

Here is one thousand pennies. Happy birthday.

Someone donate saying Daniel's mum is stupid, and I'll put the volume up. See what she says. See what she says.

Can we show up at your home to meet me, La Helen?

Oh no, they know your name.

It's not exactly my name.

Yeah, it's not. It's her fake fake name. She's got a fake name and then a fake fake name. name and then a real name. I need a fake name as well.

Yeah, you just—

I'll be— who should I be? Chris. Chris Evans.

Wait, isn't that an actual person?

Yes, it's the guy who does Top Gear. Grooming. Chris Hansen will be after me next. Do you know Chris Hansen?

Chris Hansen. Ah, the pedophile catcher.

Yeah, the guy investigating Onision. Japanese schoolgirl stalking video. What? I never stalked anyone. We're walking in the same direction.

Daniel's mum is stupid.

Oh my God, Daniel is lucky.

To have such a nice mom.

I can play it again.

Even Japanese schoolgirl stalking video.

What's Japanese girl?

She hear everything.

Daniel's mom is.

I asked you.

It wasn't me who said it. It was Nicholas. No, give me the house. I'll buy it off you.

Daniel, if you don't clean my house, I'm going to sell everything. And this all new. I'm still waiting for pink.

Oh no! What?

I hope you wait.

It's coming. Is she still there?

I hope so.

I can't hear it. Why is it so slow?

It's too late.

It will play.

So slow.

I think she's gone now.

It won't show up.

Usually it doesn't take that long.

Hmm, maybe it was too gruesome.

She doesn't really hate me, she just says stuff like that.

She's funny. I think she's joking, right?

I don't know, I'm pretty sure she's joking. Oh, there it is.

Oh, it skipped the other one.

How old is Mila?

What?

Yeah, I don't know why the other one didn't play.

I'm 26 almost.

Oh, there it is.

Daniel's mom's boot why smells bad?

But it says boot why. Yes. She said, what does that mean? She's sitting on it.

Does she want it back?

No. Is she a paid actor?

Maybe. You'll never know.

I got her a fiver to act in my videos.

Not—

I never paid anyone. She's obviously not 26.

Almost 26, I said.

But this person says you're obviously not 26. How old do you think she is? Thank you, Ton X Nut. Very kind. What should I do for my birthday?

Eat the cake.

I will.

Daniel adopted me.

They think you're 16, 13, 15, 14, 17, 18, 12.

How old do you think Daniel is?

Where is Mila from?

I'm from the Netherlands. All the questions are the same. Yeah, that's what life is just repeating.

Just have to answer the same.

Milo, will you cereal with me if I pay you money?

No.

How much money? Who said that? T-pop fever, naughty boy.

Daniel, say hi to your mum for me. Face blowing a kiss, Mila.

If you get bored in Kent, this is the guy who came to our house.

No way!

He talks to my mum.

Come visit.

No, no friends allowed on my birthday. He asked you to come to Bristol and hang out with him. No, no, she's mine. She's my girl.

Don't hold me!

No sharing. What's your ethnicity?

I'm half Dutch and half Brazilian.

I think she has some Native American as well.

Yes. And some Italian and some African.

Can I have her next for a fiver?

She's probably more mixed than I am.

My fiver is too expensive for you to pay. I'm an expensive girl.

Can I have her next for a fiver? No, she does not do such things. Have respect for your mum, she lost her husband. I lost my dad, respect me too.

I literally just answered the question.

She just answered.

Should I answer again?

Half Dutch, half Brazilian, and then 12%-ish.

I got your address from Postbin. We are showing up.

No, no one's allowed.

Have respect for your mum. She lost her husband.

We're just joking.

Does Mila have any tattoos?

Yes, I do. A few.

Do you want to show?

Should I show?

Show the one on your wrist.

I can show these ones.

Daniel will probably sell her for the right price.

That one.

Put the light here.

Wait, I have this, that. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, the other one is there.

The other one's in a naughty place. Pick up your sister soon. Yeah, we have to go soon, in about 20 minutes. Oh, I don't want to go.

Why?

I like driving in the car.

It's gonna take 2 hours.

We can put some music.

We have to drive all the way to London, pick up my sister, and then come all the way back.

But you're just sitting. Otherwise we're just sitting downstairs.

But we can relax.

We can look out of the window.

We can have cereal. My mom—

You've got enough cereal today.

Fine.

No, my mom is Brazilian, my dad is Dutch.

Oh, thank you, Cian and Jack and Harry. I didn't thank anyone. And Kawaii Bass and Nicholas, very generous. Did we miss a question? No, no, we didn't. So your dad is Brazilian?

No, yes, my mom is Brazilian. Will you do a livestream with your sister?

She didn't want to. I wanted to do one at Christmas and then she changed her mind after that guy showed up. She said she was scared. I saw Bullet for your Valentine live. Are you jealous, Daniel? Not really. I don't like live music.

Too many people.

It looks scary, and then they don't sound as good as the as the official song, and then it's kind of disappointing.

Depends who you're watching.

But most of the bands I like aren't very good live.

I saw one Korean band; they're better in real life. Ship sentchi.

Mm-hmm. I like these weird metal bands like Sabaton, Powerwolf, and Nightwish. My back's itchy.

Do you want me to itch it for you?

No.

That's the girl from the video.

Really? Is it?

Happy birthday, Dan. Is your pet What?

Oh my god!

What's a kanker mongol?

It's in Dutch. It means like a fucking imbecile.

I don't think she likes it.

I think so too. Hello, nice girl.

An imbecile.

I love you.

Can I get talking permission in #TalkWithDaniel?

Yeah, sure. Message me on Discord. I'll upgrade you.

Happy B-day, Dan. Birthday cake. Is this your pet kangaroo?

X.

Did it pronounce it properly?

Kangaroo.

Oh, I wish Sabrina could be my teenage witch.

She's not teenage anymore. Turkish girl number 2. I didn't make you bleed, did I?

You didn't, not yet.

I made sure to do 5 play. This is the best livestream ever if you've been following the anime. Uh-huh. Say ten reasons why you dislike her. Why I hate the Dutch girl.

Name tree.

Um, she's a bit loud.

I am. Next.

Um. I don't know. That's it really.

Nothing yet?

Um, she won't let me do doggy style.

Maybe tomorrow.

That's it really. I can't think of anything. Don't actually say them. I don't think I have many things I dislike. It's not a big deal.

If you say, I might leave.

Yeah, I'll say them when she's not here.

After I leave, he's gonna have lots of questions.

I would never.

He's saving them up right now.

Writing a list. Yeah.

There's really a lot of Dutch people.

Yeah, I didn't know I had so many.

Wait, where are you guys from? Please type. I want to know.

I bet it's mostly America.

Is it?

Well, even if there's only one percent Dutch, that's still quite a lot of people.

I think it's more.

One percent of twenty thousand is what? Twenty two hundred.

How many people in Korea messaged you who were in Korea?

Two. Ah, two. And they were American. There was George and then the top lists guy. Oh, actually there was one Korean girl.

Look, look, all the countries. Looks like all European mostly.

Yeah, Sweden.

Oh my god, that person is from Rotterdam.

Okay, type type yes if you're in isolation, self-isolation. Who here's self-isolating now?

Everybody.

We can self-isolate together.

This is hilarious. Your old fling is here and your current one is here as well.

Who?

All we need is your future fling.

The girl who commented just now, I think maybe. Ah.

Pia.

What? Why everybody yes, yes, yes, no, no, no?

I said say yes if you're in isolation.

Ah, so late.

So many people saying yes. How's Daniel's 16-year-old boy acne? It's not too bad now.

Going on.

It's not too bad.

It's all right. Show me.

I don't have any big ones.

The— when you met me the first day, you had one next to your nose.

How's Daniel's 16-year-old boy acne situation?

Oh yeah, I had one here, didn't I?

It was very red.

Oh, I was nervous. It's not too bad.

No, put it more down. Show the bodies. That's too low.

I look funny. I'm squatting.

Sit down like a normal human.

I like squatting, it feels nice.

Do you squat when you're on the toilet?

No. Oh wow, fifty dollars.

Hotel and karaoke room.

Yay!

Thank you, Gabby.

Treat me.

I already treated you again.

But there's nothing around here. Take me to the sheep's cooking the sheep.

We'll go sheep hunting. We don't need a hotel now. We've got my bedroom. We we don't have karaoke though.

No.

Did you have to use condoms?

Have to use.

I brought some. I didn't use it.

I might be pregnant. Next video, the Dutch girl got pregnant.

Oh oh! You took the pill, didn't you?

Yes, I did.

The next day pill?

I did.

It's okay, I'm sterile.

Yeah, your sperm is dead. You're old.

So I'm safe. Why do you have yellow fever? Who, me or you?

Both.

But you're not yellow.

But you have yellow fever. You only dated Japanese.

I'm willing to change.

And Korean-esis.

I'm— I think I'm over my yellow fever.

Are you? I don't think so.

I think you look very nice.

Why do you have yellow fever?

That's what my next video will be, why I'm giving up on Asian women.

Are you terrified of pregnancy?

No, I'm ready to become a father.

Will you have a kid?

Ready?

I let my kid drown in the pond.

No, Brazil passport.

She murdered our baby.

I had a Brazil passport, but I had to give it up because you're only allowed to have one. And my Dutch is more valuable.

She murdered my baby.

Bye-bye, baby.

Repopulating. Yeah, the virus is gonna take out thousands. We need to start.

Sperm never ages. It has reversed telomerase.

What does that mean? Telomerase.

I forgot what that word means.

Maybe you can put it on your face.

It's what determines how long cells live for, the lifespan of a cell.

So if you eat it, you live longer.

No.

Spread it on your bread.

The fruit fly has only one sperm and it's really, really long. I told you about that.

Yeah.

I told you about that at the restaurant. My small talk conversation skills.

So weird.

But it's really long, bigger than the actual fly, and it unravels as it comes out.

I don't need to know. You always attract flies.

She's a freak like Daniel. No, she's a nice normal girl.

Yay!

With no mental problems.

Yes. So far. Hmm. Ik wil niet in Nederlands spreken.

How much do you pay, Mila? I paid for the hotel and the restaurant.

Yeah, well, I paid for McDonald's.

Yes.

And I paid for, for the beers.

She paid £40 for the groceries.

Ah, today, yes, also. I'm a nice Dutch payer.

Yeah, she's not a leech. Dan, don't worry, she swallowed all your milk babies during cereal.

Don't worry, Daniel, she swallowed all your milk babies during cereal.

How do you feel about that?

Sounds good. Sounds good to me.

Why?

Nee, hij heeft geen stinkvoeten. I said you have stinky feet. I do. No, you don't. Do I have smelly feet? No, don't smell.

She won't let me smell them.

He licked my feet.

So you bit me. I've got a bruise.

I didn't.

Where?

It was going yellow. Here, look, it's going yellow.

Oh wait, it is going yellow where you bit me. I'm so nice.

Why is it going yellow though? I thought bruises were blue.

Maybe it's the coronavirus.

How long is the stream gonna be? Maybe 15 to 20 minutes. I have a video.

Has she pegged him yet?

What is pegged?

You put on a willy and And then you screw my bottom.

Do you want that?

No, I'm not into anal. Anal.

Can I say what we did to your sex doll?

Okay, go on then.

Yesterday Daniel showed me his sex doll and I slapped the booby and squished it. It's very squishy.

It's in there. It's really—

And it was—

yes, ew.

It's so sticky from My sweat. I didn't clean it. Hmm, her feet didn't taste of anything.

Strawberries.

Yeah, we were having a strawberry bath.

Yes.

So it just tastes like strawberry. Yeah, I made a video of us. She, she was just moving into my house, and then we made stinging nettle tea.

Daniel didn't like it. He threw it away. Such a waste.

We should make grass tea. Oh, thank you. Kawaii.

Is she one knitter or your new ex-wife?

New ex-wife.

Is she one knitter?

What is a knitter? I don't knit. That's for grandmas. One.

Oh, is she— are you a one-nighter?

Oh, a one-nighter. Well, this is the fourth day, so this would be the fortnighter. I'm a fortnighter. Wait, that's the game.

We slept together 3 nights now. We met 2 here and then 1 in London.

So this is the 3rd day? 4th day? Yes, 4th day.

What the fuck? You sit like L in Death Note. Yeah, it's comfortable. Do you know L?

Yes.

You saw Death Note?

He's the guy with your hairstyle. It goes like that.

It's longer.

And he's wearing a white shirt.

Yeah, and he sits like me. I need longer hair to do it.

Oh my god, stop moving. I can't. I'm shy.

Ah, she fidgets.

I'm spastic.

Can you have cereal now? That's on my Patreon-only content. You have to sign up. Patreon only. Exclusive content.

The fuck was that?

I was hiccupping. Waiting. Thank you, Jerkules. Jerkules.

When I bring a girl back to my bedroom, I tell her this is where the magic happens. Then I Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Happy for both of you.

That's funny if you would actually do that.

I don't say cheesy things, cheesy one-liners. Daniel finally found a match that is just As awkward. I don't think she's awkward.

Am I awkward? Maybe a little bit sometimes.

She looks like 12.

No, then Daniel looks like 21. Stop it.

Oh, where's your hands? I'm not touching anything. Did you film her? Yes.

That sounds so wrong.

I filmed us carrying her luggage to my house.

You should put it on Pornhub.

That's a good question. Why do you like Daniel?

Why do I like Daniel?

What do you like about him?

He's honest.

The most honest YouTuber.

And he's weird. And I don't know, he's funny.

Oh, thank you. She has a childish hairstyle. What if you untie it, see what it looks like?

But now it's not good and my braids are going down. I should have left it down. Maybe we'll livestream again, then I'll put my hair down.

Chat wants to know.

Yes, this is a wig. You're probably asking about other hairs.

Can I say?

Yes.

She's very hairy. I like it.

I didn't shave my legs. And yeah, yeah.

I like hairy girls. Literally Onision. I am the most honest YouTuber. That's what Onision keeps saying.

Really?

Yeah.

I never watched his videos.

Me neither, but he's like a trending Topic now.

They say you're the same as him.

Yeah, they call me the Asian Onision.

I wonder why. Didn't I heard something he molested children or something like that?

I don't know if that's true, but he had very young fans who were like sixteen, and then they would live with him.

Mm, that's creepy.

But he's also married to this other weird person who's a woman, but she's a What? And they also have 2 kids.

Okay, interesting.

And then they, they fly out the fans to live with them. Like, there was one 16-year-old or something living with them.

Why would they do that?

I don't know.

To cereal them?

Yeah.

I would never do such a thing.

I might leave this week.

Oh.

Wait, wait, this week? Yeah, maybe.

Maybe.

No.

If my plane is going.

Sayonara.

Sayonara.

Oh wow, fifty dollars. Thank you, Kawaii Base.

So many money. Wait, is that how many money you received? Wait, no.

It's just one joke.

Where can you see the whole?

On your birthday. I admit they we kind of mean. Here's your birthday present. Hope you have good birthday today.

Thank you.

Today.

Very kind.

You have loyal fans.

Yeah.

See, not everyone hates me. Everyone. I hate it when those stupid people in the comments say no one likes you, Daniel. We only watch you to watch you suffer. But there's always loads of people who like me. What are you talking about?

Daniel's rich.

Rich? My folding phone. Oh, don't say it.

Oh wow.

That's today.

Really? A lucky boy.

I can't fit in.

No, you can't. You don't fit into society.

No, into the camera. Running out of time. Quick, ask last questions.

When will you stop the livestream?

When my mum starts shouting, Daniel, we're going now! Stop flexing. I wasn't flexing.

You were flexing your phone.

You asked me how much, so I just showed you. I guess she's the youngest Daniel has smashed. No, Pia was 21. I think Pia is the youngest— the longest. The youngest.

The longest. Who is Nobita?

He's that stupid Japanese guy.

I don't know who he is. Why should I know him?

Boring. I don't know. I don't know why people keep bringing him up. He's nothing like me.

Does Mila know Nobita?

Nobita?

He's this guy.

Oh, I've seen him before actually, but I never clicked on his video.

He looks weird.

What kind of content does he make? Look at his face.

He looks like a frog.

What is this?

He makes stuff about Japan.

But this is not related to you.

But he made a video about me before he deleted it.

What did he say?

I made a video about him saying that I hate him, and then he made a response video, and then he called me a liar, and he said I fake content.

Poor Daniel.

And he said Don't come to Japan if you're like Daniel, if you're this kind of foreigner. Oh, thank you, TonXNot.

Weird name.

He also gave me a strike because I used his photo in one of my videos.

You always use people's photos!

He uses people's photos as well. He just takes stuff off Google.

Why does this person want that I speak Dutch to you?

Who?

That person there keeps saying that the whole time. The Dutch person in caps lock.

This one?

Yeah.

Speak allen nog maar.

Speak only Dutch to Daniel.

Some of the words are the same as English. It's interesting.

Speak is speak.

I can guess some of it. What's tegn?

Tegen, two.

Two. It looks like an easy language, actually.

No, it's not easy.

Really? How come I understand some of it?

It's not easy. Say mochol.

Mochol.

Mochol.

I can't do that.

Say kanker mochol. Conkermacher.

Why? What does it mean?

It's a bad word. But I don't like Dutch because they scold with cancer. I think it's so weird.

What do you mean cancer?

Like they say cancer everything. Like how Dutch people use fucking or fuck before everything, they use cancer. Like cancer bitch.

What, the cancer in English?

No, in Dutch they use cancer. As a scolding word.

What does it mean?

Scolding, it means cancer. Conquer cancer. Like for example, fucking bitch, you say conquer whore, which means cancer whore.

So they use cancer as a swear word?

Mm-hmm. Ah yeah, swear word, not scolding word.

You still at home?

Yeah.

We going at 2 o'clock.

They gave me money.

Two o'clock.

Oh, we're going at two o'clock. It's half past one.

No, we're leaving at two. Okay. Continue when Sabrina come back. Then you got three people make more money.

Using all my women for money.

Grow up.

You grow up.

You grow up. You're thirty one.

You're sixty.

I'm already grow up.

Grow down.

Grow old.

Grow down.

I want to die.

Don't say that. Who say don't say that? We love you.

All my money to the tax and dogs.

No.

Then you get nothing.

No. When I'm old, people won't watch me anymore. I need money.

I've seen some grandmas and grandpas do cooking channels.

When I'm 40, everyone will lose interest.

Don't worry, Helen will watch you for life. No, Helen sitting beside you. Are your name really called Helen?

Stop doxxing her. Stop. Telling strangers about what? Her name.

I don't know. Is her name is called Helen or called Bukima or Yanade?

Yanade.

Is your name called Yanade?

Yes, Yanade. My name is Yanade.