10k Subs Celebration Stream With ROAST PORKO

Hmm, I think that was pretty good. Oh no,

my stupid bag was blocking it.

Do it again.

Hmm, yeah, I think that was good.

Lay off the pork. Well, I have to finish

the pork.

Oh wow, it's quite a lot of pork.

Hmm, well, I don't have time tomorrow to

do cooking.

Daniel, do you remember me? Yes, I do.

You were here yesterday. How would I not

Porko. But we have to make rice. Give me a

few minutes and then I'll show you how to

make rice without a rice cooker. It's

going to be very educational.

Did I see Hong Kong Guy's new video of me?

I saw he made 2— well, he uploaded 2 from

when he met Chihiro last year, but I

didn't know he made one about me. Let me

He didn't make one about me.

Why are you lying? He made one called I

Chose My Own Happiness.

It's the same— it's the same evening.

What's she saying?

Oh my God, I don't even watch the video.

I just double tap to read the subtitles so

I can skip through.

Guess who messaged me today, by the way?

Yeah, my ex-wife saying that she doesn't

want me to make videos talking about her

when she's got Casey still uploading

videos of her talking about me. So I said,

how come it's okay for Casey to upload

videos of you talking about me but I'm not

allowed to make videos talking about you?

And she said, she said she

didn't know anything about it and Casey

just uploaded it randomly.

Um, Daniel said he's coming back, and this

person was there before too. I was unsure,

was he the one I can form a relationship

with? You see, we were already married.

It might have been true that we already

had many damage in our marriage. I felt

safe and stable, and I think Daniel had

the same feeling as well. Daniel went

seeing many different girls. At the end,

it would be— at the end, it would be still

easier for him to get back with me because

we was married. But this time I didn't

give a damn whatsoever. Basically,

you made the decision for your own mental

health. That's why in a way we were both

similar. That's why I couldn't give an

answer when I asked— when I was asked,

did I love him or not? We met at the right

timing when we both felt lonely.

It's all fine. What?

I feel like I've heard her say this like

10 times. In different videos during the

same evening.

There's random guys looking at her. Look

at this. I don't know if I can show this.

Could Casey copyright— I mean, could he

copyright strike me if I just show you an

image of the video?

Hmm.

Why are you calling me a liar? I thought

you meant Casey was talking about me, but

Chihiro is talking about me.

Oh God, are they talking about that?

She didn't tell me. Oh my God, she's still

saying that she told me she was going to

eat with him. Do you think I would have

just stayed quiet if I knew she

was gonna go to meet him for dinner?

There's no way I would have kept quiet. I

would have made a big fuss about it.

She didn't tell me. So fucking annoying.

We weren't even talking at that time

because we were having an argument.

That's the one thing, the one thing about

the whole situation that pisses me off

most is is that she keeps insisting that

she told me she was going to see Casey.

She did not.

Oh, it's frustrating.

Didn't you say she told you, but it was

kind of misleading the way she said it?

No, I have no memory of her saying to me,

Daniel, I'm gonna go and have dinner with

Casey now. She didn't say anything like

that. We weren't even talking at the time.

It's hard to forget about it and move on

when this stupid Hong Kong guy keeps

uploading videos 9 months later. He's

uploaded how many bloody videos from that

same evening? Why doesn't he just upload

the whole lot all at once? But he takes

ages because he's translating it.

Because he's gotta get views. He's not

gonna get— he's gonna get fuck all views.

Look at his last one, it got how many

views? Not even 2K.

What is the point? Trust and betrayal.

Do I love my husband? Only has 1.9k views

in a week.

I know it is kind of pathetic that I'm the

same. Both our channels get the most

views when it's about bloody Chihiro. And

that pisses me off that people find

her so interesting when she's just a

normal Japanese woman. There's not really

anything fascinating or special about her,

but for some reason everyone's so

interested about, oh, what happened to

Chihiro? The videos that

Chihiro made on my channel used to get

more views than my own videos, and that,

as a narcissist, that really pissed me

off. I was like, how the fuck can people

be more interested in Chihiro than me?

I'm the star of the show. I'm the main

character. Oh,

that's why after we got back home from

Christmas, I decided that I would not make

any more videos with her or about her.

The last one she made on her own, she went

to some, some hot

spring by herself— no, with her family,

but I didn't go— and she vlogged it, and

it got like 30, nearly 40K views.

And I was like, what the hell? People

would rather watch her than me.

It irritated me.

Everyone defending her in the comments is

also really annoying.

And then all the stuff she says about me,

she's just saying it to piss me off, like

making fun of my Japanese when she knows

damn well that my Japanese is better than

Casey's, saying my skin looks bad,

petty stuff.

She even admits that my Japanese is better

than Casey's. Which is a recent— one of

the last live streams they did together

when they weren't together, but they were

doing like a Skype call or something.

Look at Chihiro's channel, but she doesn't

have any videos.

Chihiro isn't bitter. Well, that's because

I didn't lie, and then— well, I did lie,

but I owned up to my lie. I didn't lie and

then stick with my lie. But she keeps

saying that she told me she was going to

see Casey when she didn't. At least

I admitted that, yeah, I did lie. I did

meet up with girls secretly.

I don't deny any of my lies. And why

would I be lying about her saying that she

went to see Casey or not? What? That's

just a stupid thing to be making a fuss

about, but I'm making a fuss about it

because I

don't know, it's like she's justifying it

by saying that she told me that she was

good and I was invited. Yeah, that's the

thing that pisses me off. They say, but

you were invited as well, Daniel. Yeah, I

know, and I said no, I don't want to go.

It didn't mean that I would be happy with

Chihiro going by herself. I didn't want to

have anything to do with Casey. I wanted

to cut him out of my life because he was

annoying. I didn't want my

wife to be meeting him up, just the two of

them. That's the complete opposite of what

I wanted. I wanted to cut him out. That's

why I didn't reply to him. Oh, people are

so stupid.

No, I'm not saying they didn't tell you.

I'm saying that she didn't make it clear

that she was going to go anyway without

She showed me the messages Casey was

sending asking us if you want to go for

dinner. I said no, I don't want to go,

but she didn't say anything about going

herself because we had some argument

during those days and we

weren't really talking. And then she came

home late and I thought, well, she just

went to hang out with her friends. I

didn't know she was with Casey making

stupid 5-hour-long fucking video.

If I knew that, I'd be raging.

The whole apartment block would be on

fire. There's no way I'd just be sitting

there calmly going, oh, Chihiro's just out

with Casey having dinner, uh, I'm

completely fine with that, just playing

Rainbow Six. I would have completely lost

my shit and gone crazy if

I knew. So no, I didn't know, and she

didn't make it clear. But she keeps

insisting that she told me and I was

invited. The fact I was invited— whether I

was invited or not is completely

irrelevant. I know I was invited and I

declined the invitation. The problem is

she didn't make it clear that she was

going to go, because if she said she was

going to go and meet him, I would have

packed my stuff and walked out right then

on that day. Because I would not have been

having it.

So when she sees a different guy, you get

mad, but when you do it— no, the problem

isn't that she met a guy. She could have

met any guy. The problem is she met Casey,

a guy I dislike.

We weren't talking the whole day.

So the day it happened, we woke up,

she made me coffee, she went to work.

In the morning, so we weren't even

together the whole day. She comes home at

like 11 PM at night, near midnight.

She didn't send me a message saying, I'm

gonna go and see Casey. Maybe if

she said it with words,

maybe I could understand that I could

have not been listening to her, or maybe I

didn't catch what she said. But if she

sent me as a text message, I would have

100% understood what she was saying

because I can read— I can understand

Japanese as messages, as text, much better

than I can from listening to it. My

reading skills are better than my

listening skills. There's no way I would

have misunderstood or not noticed her

sending me a message saying she was going

to go and see Casey.

I'm making no sense. How am I not making

any sense?

This is what pisses me off every time

Casey uploads a video, because it just

triggers me again.

Why can't she just admit one thing that

she didn't tell me? That's all I asked

for.

I owned up to all of my lies and my

mistakes. I never denied anything.

The whole reason we had the fight was so

stupid in the first place because I said

something about the Turkish girl not

handling my 6-incher.

Did you assume that if you didn't go when

invited that your wife would not go as

well, on the basis that it's ridiculous to

hang out with your enemy? Yes, I did. I

assumed that if I said no then that

automatically means that she also would

not go. It doesn't make any sense. Why

would she go and meet up with some random

guy who watches my channel that she

doesn't even know? She only met him once

for about 10 minutes at the immigration

center.

It is just so weird.

But what is her motive? She's already got

plenty of her own friends. Her motive was

to rant about me to

the only person who was willing to listen

because her friends and family already had

enough of her ranting about me.

He's not random, Casey was your friend.

Yeah, my friend, not her friend. I don't

go to her friends and rant about her, do

I? If I was gonna rant about her,

I'd rant to my own friends, not go and

meet her friends. That's just weird.

Why does no one get it?

He was supposed to be my friend.

It's called boundaries.

There's no way I would have met up with

her friends. I would just find it too

Okay, who here Imagine you've got a

boyfriend or girlfriend. Ignore everything

else. Imagine you're upset with your

boyfriend or girlfriend. Would you

actually go to your boyfriend or

girlfriend's friend that you don't even

know very well and you've only met once

for like 10 minutes? And would you go and

meet your boyfriend or girlfriend's friend

and then rant about your boyfriend or

girlfriend to that friend for like 5 hours

straight? Why can't You people just admit

it's weird and stop,

stop making it about me. Stop saying, oh,

but Daniel, you did this and you did that.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking

about the situation

of going to your partner's friend and

ranting about your partner to your

partner's friend.

Ignore everything else.

Are you people just disagreeing in spite,

out of spite, just to piss me off? It's

pointless having this conversation.

People aren't interested in listening to

me from,

from an objective standpoint. This is why

I got fed up with taking YouTube seriously

on my main channel, because it didn't

matter how well I explained things from my

point of view. People just weren't

interested, and all they want to do is

say, oh Daniel, you're wrong. Oh, but

Daniel, you did this and you did that, as

if that invalidates my points. It doesn't.

It's like you think all my points can be

invalidated just because I cheated a

couple times, which has absolutely nothing

to do with the current situation I'm

talking about.

I'm not blaming Casey because, okay, I

know that Casey didn't know that I wasn't

coming, so I'm not blaming Casey for

anything. And I'm not blaming Chihiro for

anything because we were fighting and she

was upset. I'm just trying to

make the point that it, it was, it was

weird of a thing. It was weird

of a thing for her to do. Why can't we

just agree on that?

It's not normal.

And then every time I bring this up, she

just says, oh, but you were invited. That

doesn't have anything to do with it.

Whether I was invited or not, it's

completely irrelevant. Oh, it's like

having a conversation with a bunch of

idiots. Not you,

I mean Chihiro and certain people in

the comments. Okay, so I'll

teach you how to make the perfect rice

with a pot, no rice cooker. And if you

follow these directions, it will work

every time perfectly. You can trust me.

So first things first, you want to get a

cup. The cup is very important because you

need to know how much rice you have.

So for short grain rice, you want to have

a ratio of 1 cup of rice to 1.5

cups of water. So it's like 1 cup and a

little bit of water. And then for long

grain rice, which is what we're using

today— I feel like this

stove is warm. Is it on?

No, it's not on. So today

we have long grain jasmine rice,

which is longer than short grain Japanese

rice, so you're gonna need more water. So

we're gonna have a ratio of 1 cup of rice

to 2 cups of water. It's very simple.

I sound frustrated. Yeah, it is

frustrating.

Because it's like people don't understand

what I'm trying to say. I don't know how

much clearer I could explain things. It's

like I say one thing and they say, oh,

but Daniel, you did something that's

completely irrelevant to the thing you're

talking about now, so that invalidates

everything you're saying. No, it doesn't.

It's completely irrelevant to the topic.

Wait, wait, wait, this is not a good idea.

Shit.

Because I'm supposed to be leaving this

place tomorrow, and if I make a whole pot

of rice, it's gonna be too much rice, and

I've got to put it in a bag.

Yeah, so I'm just gonna make— I think I'll

just make half a cup of rice then.

I don't want to walk around the city with

a bag of cooked rice.

You know, this is why I started trolling.

It's because I got so fed up with having

to explain things to people. I tried my

best. I really did try my best to explain

things from a logical point of view,

but it was like I didn't— it didn't matter

how well or how hard I tried to explain

things. People just either didn't get it

or they would just disagree with me

because they didn't like me or they just

wanted to troll me. And I was just getting

so frustrated with having to explain

myself all the time to a bunch of people

who aren't even listening. It's like

bloody Game of Thrones when,

uh, Tyrion gets accused of murdering,

assassinating Joffrey even though he was

innocent. And then all these people came

out to testify against him. They all

thought he was a monster, and he just

gave up doing the fair trial and he

requested a trial by fire. What's the

thing when you get someone to fight for

you? That's what I feel like now. So

what's the point of trying to explain

yourself seriously when people are

already— they've already made up their

mind and they're not interested in what

you have to say. They're just biased.

Yeah, trial by combat.

I feel like that. It's like everyone has

already made up their mind, so it feels

like a waste of time trying to explain

things.

Why can't she just say, I didn't make it

clear to Daniel that I was gonna go and

meet Casey? That's all I asked for. Is it

so much to ask for?

But no, she keeps insisting that she told

me. She didn't tell me.

Now for the rice. You should really wash

it, but I can't be bothered. It doesn't

make any fucking difference. So you want a

ratio of 2 to 1.

So that's 2.

So we've got half a cup of rice to 1

cup of water.

Okay, so this is how you do it.

First, put heat— set the heat to high,

and you want the water to boil. Now, as

soon as it starts bubbling and boiling,

you turn the heat down to a simmer. And

you get a tea towel and wrap it around

your lid to stop the steam from escaping.

And then you just put it on top and you

steam it for about 15 minutes,

and it makes perfect rice every time.

Yeah, some people have just got this

stupid agenda stuck in their mind, and

there's no point talking to them. It's a

waste of time talking to them because

you'll never change their mind. They've

already decided what they think of you or

a situation, and you might as well just

bang your head against the wall instead of

trying to convince them of anything.

They've already made up their mind. It's

just a waste of time.

That's why I lost interest in being

genuine and talking to my audience,

because they don't listen Oh,

so annoying.

And they just, they just want to press the

dislike button and say, no, Daniel,

you're stupid.

Yeah, well, fuck you too.

Now I've got Chihiro threatening that

she's going to report my videos, privacy

complain them, if I keep making videos

about her. But Casey's still uploading

videos of her talking about me. How's that

fair? So I have to blur out

her face on every video now.

I don't have any plans to make videos

about her. I just did the Why

I Left My Wife video, see if there's any

more interest left in it, but I don't

really think there's any interest. Only

has 11K views, so I'm not going to milk it

anymore. There's nothing left to milk. I

think I milked it dry.

I don't even have any ideas for any future

videos I could do about Chihiro, so I

don't know if she means don't talk about

me in streams either.

Well, it's her fault if she didn't want me

to talk about her anymore. She shouldn't

have made a bloody 5-hour-long video with

Casey. She just wanted it to be over

cleanly, which it would have been if

someone didn't keep uploading stupid

videos from 10 months ago.

So yeah, you reap what you sow. Shouldn't

have let Casey upload all that rubbish.

Okay, so set the heat— it's bubbling now.

Set it down to low, and then we just put

this towel over. Wait, I need

to wrap my towel,

and that'll take 15 minutes. Can we get

a timer for 15 minutes?

Set timer for 15 minutes.

All right, 15 minutes starting now.

Thank you.

Well, where is it?

Oh yeah, 15 minutes.

Now we prepare the pork.

Okay, so today I'm going to prepare the

pork in a different way. We're gonna oven

roast it so it's crispy.

That'll be fun.

Okay.

Roasting my pork.

It's not a troll guide for cooking rice,

it's a guide I found on YouTube 5 years

ago when I was trying to find out how to

cook rice, and it works every time.

Okay, so you want to make some snips here.

Otherwise it's going to curl up and

we don't want a curly pork belly.

And again with the shawarma,

shawarma seasoning.

And where's my salt?

And some pepperino.

Am I currently wearing my HI

Marsha? Yes. Oh yeah,

and then we need to get your spoon, or you

can do it with your fingers. I guess

fingers is better.

You know, out of all of this, I'm not

angry at Jairo or Casey. I'm angry

at the fucking annoying viewers who

just refuse to say, okay, Daniel, we get

it, we see your point, we can understand

where you're coming from.

But no, they keep saying, but Daniel,

you did this, But Daniel, you met other

women.

Yeah, and I never said that

it was a good thing. I never denied it

being a bad thing, that what I did was

bad. I never tried to justify it.

I did it because I was bored and I was

horny.

I can't get any slack, can I?

Everyone's just not

willing to

You lied when you claimed you went out

camping. I didn't. You watch it again

very carefully, it clearly says at the

bottom in white text, I didn't

really sleep here last night.

LOL. Look, I'll show it to you right now.

We will settle this case man to mano.

Show you right now. You want proof?

Give you proof.

Where is it?

Here. Okay, how to survive as a homeless

man in Japan.

So I'm just lying there cleaning

my sleeping area.

Tidying my sleeping area.

I think I skipped it.

Where is it?

I can't believe this video only got 22K

views. Look at the effort I put into it,

making it look good.

This is at least a 40K video. It was

interesting. Come on,

teach you how to be homeless.

I think I said it at the beginning.

This angle looks so funny. I look like a

giant monster.

Wait, it's coming, it's coming.

Oh my God, why is it taking so long?

Nothing quite like an English fry-up when

you're waking up by the river. I didn't

really wake up here. Did you see?

Nothing quite like a good English fry-up

when you're waking up by the river. I

didn't really wake up here. So how can you

say that I claimed that I was sleeping at

the river when I clearly put it in the

video saying that I didn't actually do it

and it was a joke?

I never word for word said, hey guys, I'm

sleeping here at the river.

Okay, put the pork here. Oh shit,

look at this oven. Well, it's a hotel,

not an Airbnb, so I don't have to clean

it. I can be a dirty slob.

Oh my God.

Okay, so which setting should I use? I

think conventional heat, or maybe an

auto roast. Auto roast

temperature 200 degrees.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Duration— how many minutes should I put it

for?

20 minutes.

Okay, that'll be good.

No, I'm not putting a pan in the oven.

That's weird. We're not gonna cook the

pan. Trust me,

I've been cooking for 12 years

by myself. I know what

And I do what I'm knowing.

I am clever, people are stupid,

but I'm so smart,

they just don't understand.

Did I

teach myself to cook? Yeah, mostly it's

just trial and error experimentation.

Took me a long time to find out how to

prepare certain meals. Why did I dig the

hole in your back garden? Because I was

sad about Mila and I wanted something to

do because I was going crazy not having

anything to do all day. And digging the

hole kind of gave me a feeling of purpose,

like I was achieving something.

Seeing it get deeper and deeper just made

me Feel like I had achieved something that

day.

No, no, no,

no, no.

Could you possibly sit upon my

knee? No, no, no.

2 minutes left on the rice. You are gonna

be witnesses to my perfect

rice cooking guide. It's going to be

fluffy and dry and plump and juicy.

Why don't you draw manga anymore? Because

it doesn't make any money,

so what is the point?

2 minutes, you will see that

I'm always right. How much am I

making on OnlyFans at the moment? Well,

last month I made £1,800, but this month

I've only made £1,600.

I thought Venus Angelic said she was going

to make a video reviewing my OnlyFans.

She didn't make anything. Ugh, she's so

annoying. She says one thing and then she

changes her mind.

But, uh, let's go and look at the city.

Look at the city lights. Look at the city.

Oh, my last night up here in the clouds.

Sit upon my knee.

How long will I stream? Probably 5 hours.

Sneady pain in our— oh, the rice!

Shush!

All right, rice is already— so we turn it

off. Look at this!

Wow, can you see that?

We'll do a taste test. I need a clean

spoon.

Look at this rice,

perfect.

Perfectly cooked.

Now put the lid back on, let it rest for a

bit. Now we wait for the pork.

Hmm, that's gonna take a while. What

should we do? Gotta do some packing.

I saw Harold is in Mexico now, so I guess

no chance of meeting him. Would he

actually have met me? I don't

know. They all seem kind of childish.

Bold and Bankrupt, Harold, when they go on

lads trips together,

they're like always pranking each other.

It's kind of immature considering they're

supposed to be around 40 years old.

He's gonna meet up with Cheap Charlie.

Cheap Charlie used to comment on my videos

as well. I've heard of him, but I don't

think— I think David Bond introduced him

to my channel.

I don't know, I don't really want to hang

out with that crowd.

I'm more of an intellectual myself, not

really interested in Lads' night out.

Lads' nights out.

If I met someone, I would like to have a

deep moving conversation about YouTube

and how stupid people are.

I hope the pork's gonna go crispy.

I'm just not that interested in the whole

pickup scene. What was

that? I just heard a sound from

my door. Was it my door? Someone else's

door?

Oh, it's an annoying thing about this

place. Another person Nearly let

themselves in this morning because I had

the chair out on the balcony. He was

knocking on my door and at first I ignored

him, and then I could hear the beeping

from the lock opening, so he was about to

let himself inside. So I quickly got up,

put my trousers on, and I opened the door.

He said, it's gonna rain soon, so you

can't have furniture on the balcony.

No privacy. Why can't people just leave me

alone? I don't want people knocking on my

door in the morning. Why can't they just

send you a message? There should be a

little screen here, and then if they have

something to tell you, they'll send you a

message and it'll pop up here and it'll

go, new message, and then you just go up

to it and you go, oh, okay. It's supposed

to be 2020. Why can't we have this simple

technology?

I don't want to be bothered.

And my sperm fertility test kit came

today, so I think I'm gonna do it

tomorrow. I'm not sure how to do it.

Obviously I can't— can I film the cum?

I guess I could. It's just white goo,

isn't it? I can do an unboxing of

the sperm test kit.

And then show how it works, explain how it

works, and then see if I'm fertile or not.

I didn't know you could do a home test kit

of your sperm. I thought you had to go

into a clinic.

Could you possibly sit upon my

knee? No, no, no.

I'm also out of milk, so I can't have my

milk coffee. Go have black coffee.

And this video editing software

company messaged me called Filmora, and

they offered me $1,600— no,

$1,400 for a 6-minute promotional video.

But the problem is, number one, I don't

have a laptop to download the software.

Number two, it looks a bit like a scam.

The person who's messaging me has really

bad English, full of typos.

Seems a bit like a scam, doesn't it? They

want me to download the software and then

enter the key into the activation

program. They said they'll give me 50% of

the money when the key is activated, and

then the rest of the money after the video

is completed. But it seems like a scam.

I've used Filmora before. That's what I

used to use on my laptop when I had a

laptop. I had Filmora Wondershare 9 or

something. You think it's

a scam? But why are they trying to get

out of me? They just want me to enter an

activation key. Are they gonna do phishing

or something?

Hmm, it seems kind of

sketchy, but then so did the Nordgreen

one. The people that contact you for

sponsor deals, they really suck at

English. They don't use proper

punctuation. They have loads of typos.

They sound really unprofessional. Even the

WeNative guy sounded really

unprofessional,

but that was legitimate.

Also, the, the amount of money they

offered is kind of unbelievable. First of

all, they asked me how much do I charge,

so I said $500 for a sponsored video. And

then they say, we will offer you $1,400.

Really? But I just said I charge $500.

Why are you offering me $1,400? It's just

kind of weird.

But then WeNative also did the same thing.

I said that I charge $300, and then they

suddenly offered me $500. So I

don't know, it's hard to tell. What do

they gain from it? They asked me for my

WhatsApp number and I said I don't use

WhatsApp, and they said, okay, well, we

can carry on talking here.

Would I rather have viewers who dislike me

or have an echo chamber? I'm not saying I

want an echo chamber, I just wish people

would be more understanding And stop

turning everything against me. Stop

saying, but you did this, Daniel. You're

also bad, so you can't make points.

You're not allowed to complain about

anything because you did something bad.

That's stupid.

I just wish people would try and

understand me more instead of instantly

having a go at me or instantly

trying to insult me at the first

opportunity they have. Stop saying things

like, oh, you're so entitled. Oh, you

think it's okay if you do it but not okay

if other people do it, when I never

claimed that it was okay for me to do it.

I never justified any of the bad things I

did. I did bad

things. Yeah, they were bad. I did them.

So what? I'm not saying that it was good.

Oh, I did bad

things because I am a human being and I

have selfish needs and desires.

Oh look, it's curling up. Do you think

it's ready yet?

What do you mean I don't try to understand

people? I just said I don't blame Casey

and I understand it was not his fault

because he didn't know I was coming. And I

just said I don't blame Chihiro because I

understand we were fighting And she wanted

someone to blame. I mean, she wanted

someone to rant to. How am I not

understanding? I literally just

said 20 minutes ago that I understand why

they did it. It's like you people don't

listen to what I say. That's what annoys

me. How can you just say that I

don't try to understand other people?

When I just gave you an example of

understanding other people.

People make all these claims about me that

are just a load of bollocks, absolute

bollocks. And then I've got to bring up

an example from 20 minutes ago proving how

you're wrong.

I never said I get mad when people call me

stupid. I get mad when they don't listen.

And they keep making stupid points that

don't make any sense. If I said

something that was actually stupid and you

call me stupid, then fair enough.

I do say a lot of stupid things.

But Daniel, but Daniel, but Daniel, you

did this and you did that and you said

that. Oh God, shut up,

shut up. Oh,

it's ready in 2 minutes. Oh,

it's brown and crispy looking.

Brown and crispy.

Oh, brown crispy.

Oh, look at that crispiness.

Looks quite good. I'm interested to see if

it tastes better than yesterday's fried

version of my pork belly. Pork belly.

No, it's hot.

Why didn't you tell me it was hot?

Lovely,

lovely, lovely.

And I've got something special today.

I've got some cucumber.

Delicious. Okay, we shall move over to the

feeding table.

Ah yeah,

see, don't need women. I can cook myself.

Look at this.

Oh, I'd be such a great dad. I could

cook my children food.

I wish I had some ketchup. That'd be nice.

Okay, I'm excited for this roast pork

Hmm, it's not crispy.

It tastes good, but it's not crispy at

all. Yesterday was more crispy.

Maybe I needed a higher temperature.

I'm not sure if I liked last night's

dinner more. The lettuce soup was pretty

good.

Next time I'll definitely buy miso soup.

What are you talking about, Paisano? I'm

not complaining about Chihiro cheating on

me at all. I didn't say anything about her

cheating on me. I'm upset

because she keeps insisting that she told

me she went to see Casey when she didn't.

Didn't say anything about cheating.

I know she slept with someone when I was

in Germany because she told me, and I

thought, fair enough, I slept with a few

girls too. Fair's fair.

Do I still get threats from Japanese

people? No. After my Why I

Hate Living in Japan video died down,

they lost interest.

But they were a bunch of crazy people too.

They had this kind of 4chan-style forum,

and it was nearly 100 pages long, and they

were all trying to report me to

immigration, and they

were being racist, saying stuff like,

he's not English, he's from China, and

then he moved to England and got

citizenship. It's so stupid.

That's the problem with this, the

internet. Usually all

these stupid people would be scattered

across the world and you wouldn't really

know about them, but they all gather on

the internet like one massive lump of

stupid people.

Imagine reporting someone to immigration

because they dissed your country's bacon.

So stupid.

Light the candles. Okay,

why doesn't

this orange peel light?

They were like, look at this stupid

YouTuber, he said our bacon tastes bad.

And then they had this big debate whether

I was Chinese or Korean or or if I was

actually English.

Some thought I was Korean because I was

dissing Japan.

Oh well,

that's one of the negative parts of being

famous. You have to put up with idiots

talking about you who don't know what

they're talking about, but they talk as if

they know what they're talking about when

It's always, Daniel doesn't understand

that blah blah blah. Daniel doesn't seem

to realize Daniel doesn't seem to

understand. No, I understand.

I understand more things than you do when

it comes to myself and my own experiences

and what it's like being a YouTuber.

It's like they know— they think they know

me better than I know myself.

They never even met me. How the fuck

would they know?

I think people just don't like me because

I make them feel stupid with my superior

intellect.

And I feel like they feel like they have

to, they have to dominate

me with their own intellect, otherwise

they feel bad.

Something I noticed is These haters are so

desperate to argue with me and debate.

It's like they, they're worried

about feeling inferior to my intellect.

Hmm, that's quite a good meal, I think.

Wow, I'm stuffed.

Look at my

belly. Pork belly in the

Dan belly.

Did my mum forgive me for my OnlyFans?

I'm the one who has to forgive her. I'm

still waiting for my apology. I didn't do

anything wrong. She's the one who sent me

naked pictures of myself to me and then

insulted me. I'm not messaging her

until she apologizes, which she won't

because I know her. I know what she's

like.

I'm the one who has to do the forgiving.

So are you saying that all sex workers owe

an apology to their mothers just because

they chose a line of work that the mothers

didn't agree with? I don't have to

apologize for shit.

It's my body, I can do what I want with

Why should I be apologetic just because I

want to make some money selling nudes.

So when me and Mila were in Germany, we

went to this vintage shop and the owner

was very nice and gave us tea, but we

forgot to drink it. I chose rose and she

chose orange. I'm interested to

find out what rose-flavored tea would

taste like.

She thinks you're poor. I am poor. Look at

my channel. I only get 10K views per

video.

This time last year I was making— how much

was I making? I was making over 2 K on my

channels. Now I'm just managing to stay

above 1.2K. My YouTube earnings dropped

nearly 50%,

so I'm grateful that I've got OnlyFans to

support me now.

Don't blame me, blame my viewers who

stopped watching. It's not my fault. I

tried my best to make interesting content,

but they're just not interesting.

I did so much to try and entertain people.

Went all the way to Germany, made all

these vlogs. They complained that I just

went— I stayed inside my room all the

time, so I went outside to make some

footage. They still didn't even care.

I sacrificed my marriage, I ruined

relationships, and all I get is a measly

10K. Well, thank you very much, but I

prefer to marry a girl who has OnlyFans.

I don't really have a preference, but I

wouldn't mind if she had OnlyFans.

I've tried everything. I've tried doing

topical videos, travel vlogs, cooking,

ASMR, gaming, tech videos.

Nothing fucking works apart

from I got kicked out my house.

I broke up with my girlfriend. My

girlfriend dumped me.

I had to lie because I had no other

choice. If I didn't lie, the channel would

Faster. So I felt like I had to lie.

It was either lie or starve.

Maybe if people keep kept watching, I

wouldn't have to lie.

Time to get out of your comfort zone and

go backpack. I don't know, I've been

looking at Airbnbs in Japan and they are

so cheap. Cheapest I found was £370 per

month for a whole apartment.

So if my channel does completely die, I

would still I think I would never make

less than £500 a month,

so I've always got Japan to fall back on.

If you run out of money, go to Japan.

Airbnb's cheap.

I don't think guest house content would

have worked because no one would have

wanted to make videos with me if they

found out about my channel, and then I

probably would have gotten kicked out of

the guest house. I already got a warning

from the guest house all the way back in

2017, and that was before I even

had so much hate. The guest house

manager said that if I carried on filming

inside, that he would have to kick me out.

And that was in 2017 when I was still good

guy Daniel mostly. Oh,

thank you, Nat. Do I still listen to MCR?

No, I don't. I kind of got bored with all

that emo metal music, and now I listen to

theatrical power metal like

Powerwolf and Sabaton.

But I haven't even listened to them in

weeks. Recently, I really

like 2 songs from this black guy called

The Weeknd. I like Blinding Lights,

and then there's another one he, he did

which I really like. I don't know why,

but it just sounds so good. Usually I

don't like hip-hop kind of gangster

wannabe singers. And I don't like most of

his music, but these 2 songs have like

this '80s vibe and sound which I

absolutely love. I never even knew him,

and I was playing Fortnite and these songs

kept coming up on, on the radio in the

car. I looked up and it said The Weeknd.

The Weeknd.

So thanks to Fortnite, I found 2 songs I

really like,

and the music video is so weird and

random. He's chasing some black woman,

and then she has an axe and cuts off his

head and then starts dancing with his

head. So strange.

What do I want to do in Japan? Well, I'll

just get myself my own place and then I

don't know, what would I do? Probably get

a gaming laptop, get back into more

streaming, maybe some nighttime streams.

I would also like to check out some of

these Japanese house Airbnbs, traditional

homes. You can get an entire Japanese

home, like a traditional home, on Airbnb.

I thought that'd be pretty cool for a

video. I could be like,

look at my new Japanese house, and then

all the weebs can click on it.

Life in my traditional Japanese house. I

can make up some rubbish like it was

haunted and it only cost me £200 a month.

Oh, thank you, Silver Punk Skull. Why I

hate my mother. I already made a video

about that and she told me to delete it.

Remember, it was called Why I Hate My Mum

and I complained about how she keeps

nagging me.

Yeah, YouTube has put a lot of strain on

the relationship between me and my mother.

She doesn't like it at all.

I said, but I'm making money and I became

famous. And then she says, you got famous

for the wrong reasons. Crazy people gonna

come and kill me.

Do I have any hobbies? My hobbies are

streaming and video

Possibility to move back at my mum's

house? I don't know,

it's just too stressful.

We actually had a big argument, uh, about

a week before I left because every time I

go downstairs to make my coffee and sit

down, the first things that would come out

her mouth would just be negative stuff,

complaining about me. I just want to go

downstairs and have a nice coffee and sit

with my family, and she can't even just

say something nice like, oh, good morning,

Daniel, what are your plans? No, she has

to start moaning first things first in the

And I just— I kind of lost my temper and I

broke the bin. I punched the bin and then

It cracked and

I had a swollen knuckle for about a month.

I don't know if you can see it, but it's

still— wow, I can still actually feel the

pain a little bit. It's very, very subtle,

but I can feel like stiffness in my

knuckle. It was swollen for nearly 2 weeks

and it was still painful even after a

I punched the plastic bin and then I went

up to my room and I punched— what did I

punch? I punched something very hard. It

might have been the wall,

but I think it's fine now. I was just

so angry. It was like it

was all building up day by day, chipping

away at me. Nag, nag, nag, nag.

I just couldn't stand it.

I try and keep myself to myself when I'm

at home, but it's just too hard.

She just makes these offhand comments and

remarks. Attacking your very personality

and your character and who you are. It

chips away at you.

And it's like she doesn't even notice that

she's doing it. Is it so hard? We say to