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That's how the, the manager knew it was me that put the rubbish in the rubbish area on the wrong day, and he messaged me saying to come back and collect it. I thought, how did you know it's me? I know there's a camera there, but you don't know what I look like. Oh, I guess he didn't know

because he knew my channel.

I wondered, how did he know it was me?

Did I go back? I don't think I did go back. I went to the Upper Hotel because I got scared about the police coming to my place again.

I packed all my stuff and then I stormed out and I went to Upper Hotel. And then he said— I got a message, he said, come, please come back and collect your trash. Oh no, the trash is in the trash area. On the wrong— 2 days early. Oh no,

imagine not being allowed to put your trash in the trash area.

Okay, I'll just take it and I'll chuck it in the bush outside. Fuck you,

prick.

I don't know where to stay in Japan. Maybe if I meet a woman, I'll go stay in her village.

I never tried like Japan countryside village kind of life.

Huh.

I need to get back on HelloTalk, don't I? Start posting pictures of my house and my car. Get another Mizuki.

No, don't stalk me. I'll put a restraining order on you.

Damn, look at Tom Cruise's new girl. Lucky man.

I don't know where to go in Japan if I went to Japan again. I don't want to go Osaka again. I'm sick and tired of Osaka. All there is is Shinsaibashi and Namba. That's it. Umeda sucks. It's too high class for salarymen and stuff. All the Shinsekai and Tennoji places are old. They look like they were popping

back in the '60s, but now they just look old, retro, falling apart, need to be bulldozed. I do not like Dobutsuenmae, Tennoji, Shinsekai. I hate that place. And then further south you got all the slums, like I forgot the name of it, the one near

Tengachaya. I forgot the name of the

other place. Yeah, well, south of Osaka is horrible, and then you got northern bit, which is a bit better with Osaka Castle.

I'm done with Osaka. In Osaka, you're basically just trapped in Shinsaibashi and Namba.

For nice places.

No, Hokkaido is too cold.

Maybe Okinawa.

Why do I put gray hairs in my mouth? Because I hate gray hairs and I want to destroy it.

I want to destroy its very existence in my mouth for making me look old. How dare you?

I remember when I first went to Japan, I sent pictures to my sister. First thing she said was, why is everything so gray? And I was like, yeah, I guess so. Everything is all gray. The building's all white and gray, the road's all gray, the sky's gray nearly all the time. Everything's just gray.

Maybe I do like Kyushu tour.

Kyushu kind of has tropical vibes.

I remember landing at Kumamoto Airport thinking this really looks kind of like Malaysia with the mountains and the palm trees.

A tour of Kyushu. Kyushu might be like Devon. Lots of countryside, nature. I rent a car. How do I get the international driver's license? I gotta go to the post office, don't I?

I think there'd be a lot of natural beauty in Kyushu. You've got Mount Aso,

Sogi Falls,

Ryumon Falls.

Maybe I'll try out, uh, country life in Japan.

Lake Ikeda.

Yeah, I've been to South Korea loads. I lived there with my ex.

I've been to South Korea like 6 times now, but this was in my younger years, so I wasn't on YouTube. Like when I was 20, 21, 22, 23, 24,

25. Wasn't really a big fan of it. I just went there for sex, basically.

Bit boring.

There's nothing to do there. It's like the— you got the Royal Palace, the Gwanghwamun, and the Seoul Tower, and that's it really.

Now I'm phoning the lawyer tomorrow, but I don't know if they'll let me come.

Yeah, I'll phone tomorrow, see if I should. I mean, they might just say, oh, there's nothing, nothing we can do, just don't talk about it. I'll be like, okay, thanks.

Depends if there's actually anything to discuss or if there's nothing they can do.

Kind of shot yourself in the foot, mate. As Chris said,

kind of shot yourself in your foot with your content, mate. That's what Chris said to me. Still rings true.

You know, maybe if I go Japan again, I'll do like countryside Japan instead of city life, because you think, oh, Japan is just Tokyo and Osaka when it's not. It's like London isn't England isn't just London, is it? But people going to Japan, they never seem to go into the countryside, get a car.

How hard can driving in Japan be? It's pretty easy. Everyone drives like an old granny as well.

I get a Tesla Model Y in Japan. Japanese yen's weak. Countryside be boring? No, it won't. Is it boring here? I get to drive to nice places, walk around on hills. See amazing nature. I'll do that, but in Japan.

Get a little kei car, maybe.

Get a Japanese granny.

Oh shit, did I not reply to the other girl?

Oh, I did, but she didn't answer it. I said, actually, it's my neighbor's cat. You live in Chiang Mai now? And she just said, she looks so cute. She ignored the other question.

Uh, what do I do now then?

I'll just put, not as cute as you, wink, I don't care anymore,

whatever.

So if the conversation just dies and I just say whatever, like you ramp up the cringiness.

I said not as cute as you, wink.

Yeah, why don't I buy like a cheap shitty house in the middle of nowhere and I rent a car and the content can just be trying to fix it up and then I'll just ditch it. I mean, who cares, it's my house. If I want to ditch my house and come back later, that's my house.

Maybe Blood Bucket can help me get a house.

Get a house in the foothills of Fukugawa.

I heard they're really cheap, like $5,000.

Problem is they're crawling with insects.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

I don't love you. I gotta love you.

Well, why don't they bring GTA 4 or 5 onto the Switch too? It could definitely handle it. Why is all we have— why is it just GTA 3 and San Andreas? What is this, the trilogy? GTA 3? Come on,

graphics suck. Look at that.

I used to really like the Mafia mob car, the black one. Had really good handling.

You get San Andreas, GTA 3, and what's this one? Vice City. I didn't like Vice City. I didn't like the weird vibes of it. The Hawaiian shirts. I like GTA 3, had that gritty feeling, like gritty Italian mobster kind of feeling. I didn't like San Andreas, it had like the hood kind of feel to it. I don't

like— I like GTA 3 vibes most.

It's more like New York City, isn't it?

You got the Triads and the Mafia. The mob

said,

I live in Chiang Mai. Where do you live? She keeps ignoring— she ignored me saying not as cute as you. I hate when they do that. Like they just completely blank what you said.

I live in the UK in Devon currently.

I'm moving to

Bangkok this year.

Do I have any good pictures of Devon?

Yeah, I've got a picture of the gate. I took this picture, remember? Look pretty cool.

How about I send her this one?

My big stick.

Put that as my profile picture.

I'll send her this one. Look at my big fat stomach. It looks like I'm really fat. It's just the wind blowing my shirt.

I'll take her to the ruins.

I shall have my pay, sir.

My car, my car looks damn sexy. I do love my car, to be honest. The only thing that makes me not want to leave is I do love my car.

This was after I got the MOT and I got it freshly cleaned. Look how shiny. I need to get it cleaned again.

She just said, I see.

Are you mixed? What should I say? Guess.

Guess. I hate it when people tell you guess. I don't want to guess, just fucking tell me.

Like I say, how old are you? And they used to go guess. I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

I'm half

Half— should I say half white or half English?

I'm half English and half Malaysian.

Half English, half Malaysian, or half white, half Chinese?

Half Malaysian.

Are you mixed?

Sometimes people say I look Thai.

You look half sexy, half smoking.

Smooth.

I got my Chiang Mai girl lined up.

I'm gonna have 5 Thai girlfriends.

In-flight Wi-Fi is getting a boost on Starlink-enabled airlines. That's what I'm telling you. Put the Starlink satellite all over the top of the plane. I stream on the plane.

Finally, people listening to me.

I said, are you mixed? She says, I'm Thai.

Yeah, but you don't look Thai Thai. You kind of look Chinese Thai.

She said, I can say you look mixed. See, you people think I look Asian, but to actual Asian people, they think I look mixed. You're just blind, race blind.

She said I look Southeast Asian, people Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam.

In Bangkok, people would come up to us and say "Ni hao." You know the scammer people? Not scammers, but they want to sell you something. They wouldn't come up to us and talk Thai. They'd be like "Ni hao, 大丈夫好好."

And I'd be like,

what?

Wash up, Benny. 大家好.

Share, you look mixed.

People are surprised

when I say I'm British.

Nice to— she said nice to meet you. Okay, nice to meet you too.

Yeah, everyone in my life, all the people who know me, always say,

I can't believe you're British. Where, where are you from? Even when I worked at Every, the other driver, he said to me, wow, your English is really good. Can you believe he said that? I can't believe he said that. It was one on my first week. I talked to this guy. He came up to me and he

said, your English really good. And I was like, thanks, I was born here.

Your English really good.

Us people down here in the West Country never seen people like you.

It was awkward. Now obviously I'm British, can't you tell? My accent's completely English. Yeah, I've got a perfect British accent, maybe because I grew up here and I was born here.

No, I just, I just said, oh, I'm British, I was born here. And then he goes, oh,

he seemed a bit embarrassed.

I got, I got Nihongo Jawsu'd but in English. I can't believe I got Ego Jawsu'd by a Devon man.

Bit weird.

Now I know what Joey feels like. Joey always complains when he gets Nihongo Jawzood. Yeah, well, Joey was born and raised in Australia. I was actually born and raised in the UK. Joey was not born and raised in Japan. Joey was raised in like a kind of Japanese bubble at his house with his mum, but he was

born and he grew up in Australia. He went to Australian school. He had Australian friends. Maybe he went over to Japan now and then to see relatives.

But I'm actually born and raised in Britain. He was not the same as me.

So I have legitimate complaints, but he can't really say boo-hoo.

Oh bloody hell.

I just think if you hear me talk

Why would you have any doubt that I'm not British? Just because I don't look British?

I mean, if I was black, I really don't think anyone's going to say, wow, your English is pretty good. It's just because they think I'm Chinese, and then Chinese are known for having bad English or a thick accent.

If I was Indian or black, I don't think he would have said that. I think it's just because I'm Asian and they, they've probably never seen a Chinese person down here. Everyone here is white. I saw an Asian girl at Tesco, actually.

You know, Chiang Mai girl is pretty cute.

I'm trying to close the deal,

ask her if she's single.

Although she doesn't seem to play when I try sweeten the words up.

Have you been to the UK before?

Hmm, not getting a lot of people messaging me. I guess I've got to message them first, don't I?

I just mass like loads of people.

I want them to message me first, then I know they're interested.

Rainy.

What app am I using? Secret app.

Now how do I get an IKEA? There's a website. Buy IKEA Japan. IKEA Japanese homes from $9,000. IKEA

Japan.com. Can I rent it out? I could, couldn't I? Cuz it would be mine.

Look, $57,000. Timeless investment. Historic 100-year house.

No,

$5,000 in sugar.

Why are they so cheap? That's insane.

What's the catch? I mean, even if the house collapses, you still own the land, don't you? You just build another house on top of it. I'll build— I'll put my tent on it.

I don't care about the actual house, but you get the land.

Look, it looks pretty good. $5,000.

Look,

that looks good.

Maybe get rid of the tatami mats and put a carpet.

That's massive. Imagine me trying to fix this up. That'd be funny.

I'll get a car, I park my car there, I'll ditch it for 6 months. I'll go, I'll go Thailand 6 months, then I'll go back Japan and go fix up my house for 6 months.

Many defects? How can it— I mean, what, what could be the worst about it? Oh no, a creaky floorboard.

Get that instead of getting the Thai Elite Visa.

Abandoned houses in rural Japan.

I thought to get an IKEA you need like an interview with the village council, and then you've got to like tell them you're gonna fix it up and you're gonna be a good member of the community, blah blah blah. Just give me the fucking house.

Yeah, good luck getting a girlfriend there. It's like being in Devon, just surrounded by grannies.

I don't think any girl is going to want to live in the middle of nowhere. Even Chihiro would hate it. Chihiro kept saying she hated the countryside. Boring, nothing to do. They want nightlife and going out with friends, restaurants, izakayas.

I need 5 Japanese wives like that man, the other man in the—

how do I rent? How do I drive in Japan?

Hey Daniel. Hello my best friend. Hey there my best mate. What's the latest? Hello my chum.

Hello my chum. What's on your mind today?

If I want to drive in Japan with my UK driving license, how do I do that?

You need an International Driving Permit, an IDP. Get it before you travel from the post office. Make sure to carry both your UK license and the IDP when driving in Japan. Easy as that. Can I get it online?

Nope, you can't get an International Driving Permit online in the UK. You'll need to pop into a post office that issues them and apply in person. Remember to bring a passport photo, your driving license, and some ID. And do I get it on the spot, or do I have to wait? Yeah, you usually get it on the

spot. They'll process your application, and you should walk out with your international driving permit in hand. Straightforward and quick. How long does it take?

The actual process at the post office is pretty quick, usually just a few minutes once you're at the counter. So it shouldn't take long at all to get you— What do they give me? Do they just have loads of them behind the counter ready to give out to people?

Sort of. They have a stock of blank permits and just fill them out with your details. It's pretty efficient. Then they— Yeah, I saw that guy as well driving his little banger car from Belgium, and then he was— wasn't he like camping in a field in France and he got told off? That's how you start a channel

and gain a following. You got to do crazy stuff like that to get noticed.

Maybe I'll drive my Peugeot to Japan.

Don't need to buy a plane ticket. Although all the charging, charging up the car would actually cost more than a plane ticket to just fly there.

I don't know why. Yeah, there's no way to charge in Japan. They don't seem to like electric cars.

I guess Tesla Superchargers would be the only option. I don't know why they don't like electric cars. They love the hybrids, don't they? Bunch of boomers.

Japan's so stubborn. The whole world's going electric and they're like, no, hybrid, hybrid technology is superior, just like our fax machines. And little ink stamps for signatures.

Honda Civics look pretty cool,

the newer ones, not the, the old one looks ugly.

Honda Civic, that looks pretty cool to be honest.

I bet it goes vroom vroom.

With the spoiler.

It looks like it's going to transform into a robot.

Well, my Peugeot does 0 to 60 in like 5 seconds, but That's pretty good.

I remember that, uh, Ray Like Sunshine guy, um, he made a video about me and he used the clip where I say I'm better than other people because I don't drive. And then he also shows the clip of me with my new car, and then he makes out the point that it's electric. As if I got the

electric car so I could keep on saying I'm better than everyone else because I drive electric and I'm saving the world. As if I care. I've got an electric car because it's easy to drive, it's really cheap to fuel up, and it's cool. I don't like petrol. Smells, smells funny.

That Raylight Sunshine guy didn't bring me any clout.

I think his video flopped.

I'll send her a picture of

Devon.

This is Devon.

I can show you around

if you come.

How many views did Ray Likes Sunshine get? The other guy got more Think Before You Sleep or something.

Such a silly channel name. Ray Like Sunshine.

Is he saying he likes sunshine or he's like a sunshine? That's a stupid name.

200,000 views. Why are we monetizing sociopathy? Whilst he monetizes sociopathy with his video. Bit hypocritical.

So is he complaining that we're monetizing sociopathy whilst monetizing— well, he's doing the thing he's complaining about then.

Silly title.

She said, I have trouble understanding British accents. I don't understand them very well.

Should I send her a voice message?

Do you find my accent hard to understand?

Do you find my accent hard to understand?

Can you understand

my voice?

I hate, I hate how monotone and flat my voice sounds when I send a voice message. I want to sound friendly and inviting.

See if she sends me a voice message.

She said, this is short, so easy to understand.

Do you find my accent hard to understand?

That's true.

You have a really handsome voice, I think. Your English

is good.

Thanks.

Your voice handsome.

I got a handsome voice.

Looks like I'm going to Chiang Mai.

Oh my.

Ask her to send you a voicemail too.

I'll ask her to speak in Thai, see if I understand.

I'll speak Thai back to her.

It's so funny when I remember in Vietnam, uh, the tour guide guy said hello in Thai to us. He said sawadee ka. And then Foster was like, he said ka like a woman.

And people think because they probably only spoke to women and then women say sawadee ka, they think that's how you say hello. But a man has to say sawadee krap.

So you end up speaking like a woman if you don't realize.

It's funny, like she's saying ka or krap. Makes you sound masculine or feminine.

Can you send me voice message to

座ってカップ。

What do you think's better? You know parents, they make like a college fund for their kid. What if they just bought a Bitcoin fund for the kid and then don't tell the kid about it? In 60 years' time, it could be worth millions. You wouldn't even need college.

She says, how'd you do that? There's a microphone button above keyboard.

S&P 500 over the next 60 years versus college fund.

Oh, she sent one. Let's listen.

I just don't really know what to say. Actually, my English is not that good.

Sounds pretty good to me.

Thanks so much.

Well, I just don't know what to say.

Uh, what should I say?

I think your English sounds really good.

I like the cut. I like how they, they put like the Thai endings to English sentences.

I just don't really know what to say. Actually, my English is not that good.

The car, the car's kind of cute.

You have good accent.

Yeah, but it's not like when Japanese people speak English, they don't put the desu at the end. Nice to meet you, desu.

Farsi used to do that too. She's put naka at the end of sentences.

What if I ask her to speak Thai?

I think your English sounds really good.

I just don't really know what to say. Actually, my English is not that good.

I wonder if there's like a difference in the accent between Chiang Mai and Bangkok. Oh yes, it has to be. I would have no idea how to tell the difference.

Can you say something

in Thai? I will see if I can understand a little.

Say your English is good in Thai. I don't know how to say that. I know. Oh, English is passa anggrid.

Thai is passa thai. Oh, what was Japan? I forgot how to say it. Yeah, passa yipun. I completely forgot the tones.

I was just guessing the tones completely.

I forgot how to say you do it well.

I remember a little bit is nitnoi. Dai nitnoi can do little. Dai is like dekiru. Maidai is dekinai. Sometimes it's pretty easy. Some of the words pretty easy to remember, and some of the grammar is pretty easy. Like you just put mai in front of things to make it a negative. Like, aroi is tasty, so mai aroi

is not tasty. Sometimes it seems pretty easy.

I think if you hear it enough, you'll just know how it's pronounced, and you don't need to remember the tone. You just remember how it's said.

I started really nerding out when I was going to Thai school. I kept going on about it. People kept saying, it's boring, Daniel, stop talking about Thai.

I nerd out over stuff when I get into it,

and then I get bored. I get bored after a few weeks.

嗯嗯，阿迪，三一万。萨迪哈。

จะให้พูดภาษาไทยใช่ไหมคะ? มอกได้เลยนะอยากให้พูดขอมไหม? I understood three words. I only understood hello and Thai.

สวัสดีค่ะ. จะให้พูดภาษาไทยใช่ไหมคะ? มอกได้เลยนะอยากให้พูดขอมไหม? I just I think she just said do you understand Thai? And I don't know what the rest was.

What should I

say? I'm gonna butcher it.

What should I say?

Passatai mai dai. I wonder if she understands it even if I butcher the tones.

Check out my awesome Thai skills.

ผมพาสาทายไม่ได้ครับ

Pretty good.

Fluent in 4 languages.

Sounds like she likes you so far. Yeah, I got it in the bag. I like her the most so far. She looks better than the other 26-year-old one too. I sent it.

I guessed all the tones.

Isn't Harold Boulder quite good at Thai? I remember in his early years he spent a lot of time in Thailand

and he could talk to people. He didn't really seem to struggle either.

What did she say?

She said wow.

You have really sexy voice in Thai.

Really?

Like your voice too. It's really cute.

Thailand round two, let's go! I'm going to Chiang Mai, guys. Fuck this place. I got a 29-year-old Chiang Mai girl.

I think Thai actually sounds pretty hot depending on who's speaking it.

Maybe I'll go in, I'll go get obsessed with Thai again. It could be my new Japan.

Booking my tickets now.

ส ว ั ส ด ี ค ่ ะ. จะ ให ้ พ ู ด ผ า ส ะ ท าย ใช ่ ไ หม คะ? ม ั น ก ็ ไม ่ ได ้ นะ อย าก ให ้ พ ู ด ข ้ าง ไ หม? I have no idea what the last part was.

I think "嗨" was like say. I 'm put. Oh, put is speak.

ส ว ั ส ด ี ค ่ ะ. จะ ให ้ พ ู ด ผ า ส ะ ท าย ใช ่ ไ หม คะ? ม ो ब ा इ ल น ั้ น อย าก ให ้ พ ู ด คร ั บ ไ หม? The first half said. Do you speak Thai? I don't know what the

second part was.

I know hai means say, but phut is speak.

I think bop is tell,

and you is kun.

All of a sudden it's all coming back.

I just don't really know what to say. Actually, my English is not that good.

I have many different voices. What kind?

ส ว ั ส ด ี ค ่ ะ. จะ ให ้ พ ู ด ผ า ส ะ ค ่ ะ ไ อ ้ ใช ่ ไ หม คะ? ม อก ไม ่ ได ้ นะ อย าก ให ้ พ ู ด ข อ บ ค ุ ณ. What does cha hi mean? What does cha mean?

It's too fast. Maybe if I can isolate each word.

I suddenly feel very interested in learning Thai again. I mean, I wasn't interested in the first place. I only did it because I had to go to school. But now I'm like, hmm, I can impress them if I spoke a bit of Thai. I always use Japanese, like this Japanese language, to get in the door with the

Japanese girls because you can impress them

and it's like something to talk about if you don't have anything else to talk about.

I like using the language angle. The language angle.

Using the language angle

to get the foot in.

Booking my ticket to Chiang Mai. Flights.

Chiang Mai Airport,

August, next week. Let's go.

Why is it so expensive? Oh, Thai Airways, £580.

Layover at Bangkok, 2 hours, and then Chiang Mai.

Not bad.

I need to download Grab again.

ส ว ั ส ด ี คร ั บ. จะ ให ้ พ ู ด ผ า ส ะ ท าย ใช ่ ไ หม คร ั บ? บ อก ได ้ เลย นะ อย ่ าง ให ้ พ ู ด ข ้ าง ไ ง. ข ้ าง ไ ง What does ข ้ าง ไ ง mean?

I think she said, can you tell me something?

Well, how am I wanted for stalking charges?

What she said, I have many different voices. I said, what kind? She said, deep, fresh, cute, scary, noodles.

What? Show me.

I don't know what that means. She's gonna do a deep, fresh, scary noodle voice. No, I'm not wanted for stalking charges. They just warned me.

No, I don't have to physically attend court. I can do it over the internet. I'll be in Thailand.

I, I don't even want to go to Japan, to be honest. Japan's boring. I'm more interested in Thailand now. I mastered the language. Japanese is boring.

The police in Japan never issued like a court order, or like— I mean, the Japanese police can't tell me not to say anything. They got to get a court order, like a restraining order. There was no restraining order placed, so I'm say— they just said

not to do it, but based on what?

Besides, even I was in Japan for like two months after they had the talk, and I was talking about Jihira the whole time. They didn't come back saying, "Darn you! We told you."

Well, I just don't know what to say.

Oh no, say something.

Hmm, maybe I ask her about Chiang Mai and try lead up to a meeting.

She said I have sexy voice in Thai.

Is Chiang Mai nice

in August?

How much for a hotel in Chiang Mai?

嗯。

£500

entire apartment.

£480 for a condo. Damn, Chiang Mai is cheap.

No,

480.

She just said, I guess so.

You shouldn't ask questions where the answer is yes or no.

How long do I plan to stay there before returning to the UK? I don't know, maybe I'll never come back.

What is the meaning of nice?

Like nice weather,

or is it raining too much?