My confession

Blah blah blah blah blah.

Blubblilublu, shave-o! Hello and welcome

back to my wife's apartment. So I

have a bit of a confession to make. I

haven't been 100% honest with you guys.

Me and my wife actually got back together

again, and I didn't make a YouTube video

announcing it to everyone on YouTube. And

for that, I am sincerely sorry. There were

a few reasons why I couldn't tell anyone

about me and my wife getting back together

again, and I had to be a little bit

patient in order to get what I wanted.

But you know how everyone says patience is

the road to understanding, and that is the

key to a happy heart? Well, it's also the

key to a brand spanking new spouse visa.

Check out that bad boy. Look what Daniel

got from immigration. A 1-year

spouse visa. They're a bit stingy. They

only give me 1 year every time, even

though it's my second time renewing my

spouse visa. I would have expected them to

give me 2 years or maybe 5 years. They

give other foreigners 5 years just because

they have babies. So I don't deserve more

than a year just because I didn't squirt a

baby into my wife's belly. I think that's

a little bit unfair. So if we backtrack

all the way to when my wife found out that

I cheated on her again, I was living in an

Airbnb with the L-O-V-E-D-O-L-L for about

a week, maybe more than a week after we

had that massive argument and we separated

for a little bit, and that was

not a fun time. I really didn't like

living all by myself in an Airbnb. I was

absolutely miserable, and I decided that I

wanted my wife back, and I wanted to stay

in Japan instead of going to all these

other countries like Thailand or Vietnam.

Um, so I did some major apologizing

and begging in order to fix the marriage

and get her back. Somehow I managed to

convince her to forgive me, but I had to

agree to some conditions set by her.

Number 1, I had to promise not to cheat

ever again. That was quite easy to do.

Number 2, I had to agree to showing her my

phone and my private messages whenever she

requested that I show them to her. So if

you're a girl and you've private messaged

me, and you sent me some naughty

pictures, then my wife has seen them and

she's not very impressed with them. Sorry

about that. I also had to agree to not

making a video announcing that we're back

together again straight away because she

was worried that her family and her

friends would find out that we're back

together again, and she didn't want them

to know because she told them everything

about what I did and they told her not to

get back together with me. And they hate

me, and they know my channel. And she was

worried that they would think less of her

if they found out that she forgave me

after everything I did. And I didn't

really want to make a video announcing

that we were back together again straight

away because, well, even after we got back

together again, things were kind of

unstable and we were still having a lot of

arguments. And I didn't want to make a

video announcing that we're back together

again only to have to announce that we

broke up again the next week. We had so

many arguments after we got back together,

and there were even a few times when I

nearly walked out again because she was

constantly screaming at me. And if I made

videos ranting about all of these

arguments, it would have just made things

a lot worse. And I was trying to fix and

repair the marriage. If I made videos, it

would have just made it harder to repair

the broken relationship. So I had to

prioritize my marriage and my visa over

being completely open on YouTube, and I

hope you understand that. It just would

have been silly to announce that we're

back together again and then make the next

video about how we had another argument

and that we broke up again, and then we

got back together again, and then we had

another fight and broke up again. I think

it's getting a little bit repetitive, and

I don't really want my entire channel to

be all about me and my wife fighting and

then getting back together again. It's,

it's just kind of silly. Some people might

be thinking that I lied about it, and I

disagree because I told everyone the truth

on Discord. And if you tell the truth

before you get caught, then that cancels

out the lie. It's not my fault that you're

not a member of my Discord server. I link

it on nearly every video and it's easily

accessible to anyone. It's not like I was

keeping it a top, top secret. I just

didn't tell people on YouTube until now.

Well, I hope that explains everything,

and I hope you're not too upset. My wife

had her reasons, and I had my reasons,

and a promise between friends means never

having to give a reason. And I think we

are all friends here,

aren't we, Mr. and Mrs. Fishy Fish?

Yes, Daniel, we love you!

Oh, I love you too!

Hello and welcome back to a brand new

episode of Cooking with Daniel. Today

we're going to be making something very

special. It's a combination of a steak

and a pizza. I like to call it the

steatza. That's just a clever wordplay

combining the words steak and pizza. So

for the ingredients, we have Little tiny

green onions, tomato puree,

bacon— well, it's not actually bacon,

it's Japanese bacon, which technically is

ham because for some reason Japan can't

tell the difference between bacon and ham.

We also have grated cheese and

our steak.

I hate it when they put these stupid

green— stupid green pieces of plastic in

all of the food in Japan to make it look

like it's healthy. I don't want a piece of

green plastic in my food. Anyway, so to

make it look more like a pizza, what we're

going to do is we're going to shape this

steak into a pizza slice using a knife.

And it's gonna go like this. So we want a

flat edge at the top, and then we'll

just slice it into— can you see? Slice it

into a triangle shape. We don't need these

bits. You can feed it to your dog or your

cat. So here we have a nice pizza-looking

slice. Okay, so the plan

is instead of using pizza bread, we're

going to use a steak and then put the

toppings on top of the steak. I think it's

pretty straightforward. And to make sure

the steak cooks evenly, we're going to

make some cuts across

the surface so the heat gets to the

center, and it also stops the steak from

curling up. We want the steak to be flat.

Next, turn on your fire.

And your extractor fan. Wait for

it to heat up, and then we're going to

just toss our steak straight in there.

After it's been cooking for a few minutes,

flip it over gently.

Look at that beautiful steak!

Okay, now that it's finished cooking,

take it out of the frying pan. Now the bad

news is we've kind of lost our triangle

pizza shape, but that's okay. We will

continue with the plan.

Okay, so now we have to transform the

steak into a pizza, and we do that by

first adding tomato puree as a base.

And then we just smear that on

top.

Strips of bacon.

Look at that, look at that.

So now we have to put it into the oven.

Get the spatula.

I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.

Don't worry. Place it into the

oven. You just have to roast it.

Okay, so the steak has finished cooking,

so transfer it onto a plate.

Wow, that looks pretty good! And as you

can see, the cheese has melted, the bacon

has cooked, the onions are crispy. We're

going to give it a taste.

It smells good. It looks good.

Let's see if it tastes good.

Oh, oh wow!

I know this was a stupid idea, but. It

actually tastes really good.

The tomato puree complements the steak

exquisitely, and the cheese and the

bacon— oh, it just adds all these

different dimensions of flavor. I really

do recommend that you give this a try.

The steak, ladies and gentlemen.