Midnight stroll in Japan

Hey. Can you hear me?

Let me know if you can hear me. You're the

first person.

Testing, testing.

You can hear, but very low.

You might have to turn your volume up.

It's the middle of the night. I can't

really speak out loud. Loud voice.

Is it lagging?

This pocket Wi-Fi is pretty good, isn't

it? I get about, I don't know,

5 megabits upload.

I'm not sure about download, but it's at

least 5 to 6 times— no, it's almost 8

times faster than my internet back home in

the UK. And where is it? It's in my

pocket. Not bad.

There's someone behind me. This is weird.

What do you want? What do you mean? What

do you mean, what do I want? I want that

man to stop following me behind me.

Image is corny from time to time, but we

can hear you. Hmm, not really sure

how to fix that. I have a pocket

Wi-Fi thing.

I decided to get the slower pocket Wi-Fi

because the slower version has more data

per month. It has 100 gigabytes, but the

faster version only had 30 gigabytes a

month, and I decided that wasn't enough

for my internet usage needs.

It looks quiet to us because it's, it's

nearly 12 AM, midnight. Why you streaming?

You scared? Why would I

be scared?

I've just been watching a lot of Ice

Poseidon and I feel kind of inspired to

give it a try.

Hopefully I won't get stalked. If you see

anyone behind me, let me know because half

of the screen is being covered up by the

chat and it's a bit difficult to see.

I don't even know where I'm going. I'm

just walking in a straight line. We'll see

where we end up.

Maybe we can find a prostitute. I don't

think there's any prostitutes around here.

Is it warm? It's boiling hot. It's nearly

30 degrees and I'm wearing 2 shirts and a

hoodie.

It's so peaceful. There's no one around.

Feels great. Usually I can't do this. I

can't do public vlogging outside when

there's people around because I get too

nervous and anxious. There's absolutely no

one and it's so quiet.

It's So damn quiet. I swear it's noisier

at home where I live in the countryside,

just because of the damn gypsies.

My arm's starting to ache.

There's a car.

Bum bum bum bum.

This is fun, isn't it?

The thing is, I don't know if many people

are going to be able to watch this

because— what time is it in America now?

Time differences are all messed up now.

Most of my audience are from America, so I

kind of have to be mindful about American

time zones now. 7:32 PM.

What's PT?

Where are all the peeps? Why is no one

watching? I don't know what ET means.

I don't know what PT means either.

Pacific Time, I'm guessing.

Oh, there's someone up ahead. Someone on a

He's coming towards me.

Japanese lady riding a bicycle and holding

an umbrella at the same time.

Why can't I get the chow? There it is.

How can America have 2 time zones? It's so

weird.

Someone behind me. The thing

is with bicycles, they're so quiet you

can't hear them coming. Until they 're

right next to you, I don 't really think

anyone cares that I 'm talking to my

phone. It just looks like I 'm talking to

someone on Skype. そ っ

ちは 楽 しい 楽 しく ない よ。 ハ ウ ス に

住 ま ら ない 人 ば っ か り、 住 ま ら ない 日本 人

ば っ か り、 楽 しい 人 が い ない

よ。 だから一人で遊んでる.

There's no one interesting at the

guesthouse. I want to talk a bit about the

guesthouse, the people there.

It's not working when I touch it. Oh,

there we go. Are you doing this out of

boredom or is there a valid reason why

you're out here? I'm bored and I wanted to

livestream something.

Okay, so the guest house is really boring.

There's hardly anyone there in the

evening, maybe about 4 people, and they're

boring people. And then around 11 PM or 10

PM, loads of Japanese people just appear

out of nowhere. I think it's because they

finish work quite late, and they're just

so noisy. I know

it's strange to say this, but I'm not

really interested in talking to Japanese

people. I just find them to be really

boring. Which way should I

go? Should I go forwards or should I turn

Okay, so there's this Italian guy who's

really nice and he spoke to me a few days

ago. We talked And he introduced me to the

other people. He introduced me to this

Bangladesh guy and this Japanese girl who

was actually pretty cute, and we spoke for

a bit, and then we went for ramen the next

day. And there was also this Thai—

Taiwanese guy. Um, is the connection okay?

Just a bad connection. Anyway, we all went

to ramen. We had ramen, me, the Japanese

girl, the Taiwanese guy, and the Italian

guy, and We just sat there in silence. We

were sitting there eating ramen in

complete silence and no one even spoke.

It was so boring. And after that happened,

I stopped talking to the Italian guy.

He's a nice guy, but he seems like— he

seems a bit autistic. The way he speaks is

really weird and he always has this

strange, like, this weird smile

on his face. Like he's

high on something. And he just—

he's the kind of person who talks to

everyone. He's nice.

I— oh, I need to tell you about the

Canadian guy, don't I? I love Canadian

people. Oh my God, Canadian people are

amazing. So yesterday this new guy moved

into the house, this Canadian guy, and And

he seemed so friendly. At first I saw him,

who was just this white guy with a beard,

and I waited for him to start speaking,

and out came this American accent. But I

instantly thought, suspected that he was

Canadian, because Canadian people and

American people, they have this different

kind of aura. There's people over here.

Go in a different direction. Hold on.

There's 2 people. We'll go

in the opposite direction. So, I feel like

American people have this kind of cocky,

overconfident aura to them, and Canadian

people, they have this really

friendly-looking, kind of gay camp

atmosphere aura to them, which I find

really Uh, not intimidating.

I find it easy to approach them.

And I've met about 5 Canadian

guys in my life and they've all had this

personality— really energetic, happy all

the time, kind of gay. They're not

actually gay, but they have this kind of

camp— campness to them. I don't know if

you know what I mean. And he

was just sitting there smiling, looking

up, like looking up at everyone when

they're walking past. And I decided, I

decided to say hi. And I said, what's your

name? He told me his name and I said, I'm

Daniel. And that's a pretty rare thing for

me to do. I find it really difficult to

talk to people, to initiate conversation

with people. But with this Canadian guy,

I felt so comfortable with him. Even

though it was the first time I met him.

And we spoke. We talked a lot. He told me

he was in Japan for 2 years studying

He said it— he said it was his first time

in Japan. He said it cost him $18,000

Canadian for the 2-year Japanese language

course, and you get a Japanese student

visa. And I thought to myself, that sounds

interesting. If I could save up that

amount of money, I could stay in Japan for

2 years. It's about £9,000, I think. I'm

not sure if Canadian dollars and American

dollars are the same. I guess they aren't.

Anyway, he was really nice and we ate

together. And we talked about a lot of

things. I told him I was doing YouTube,

and he didn't ask me what my channel was.

I wasn't going to tell him anyway. The

thing is, I don't like telling people that

I do YouTube because usually they end up

asking me what's my channel, and I don't

really want to tell people what my channel

is because, as you know, I'm a bit weird,

and I have that kind of personality where

you either like me or you hate me. A lot

of people really hate me. I don't know why

people hate me that much. Just because—

because what? I like to have sex? That's

every man in existence then.

Anyway, I really like Canadian people.

They have that really nice atmosphere,

personality that I feel

comfortable with. What else

did I want to say? Yeah, there were 3— no,

there were 4— no, there were 5 Canadian

guys here last time, 7 years ago, and

they're all really friendly and I had a

good time with them. So I feel like this

new Canadian guy is like a replacement for

them. I call him the new Canadian guy.

I always do this when I come back to guest

houses. I start finding replacements for

the people that I knew in the past. For

example, here's the new American guy, the

new Canadian guy, and I make— I start

making comparisons, comparisons with them,

with the previous people. It can be

interesting. Sometimes you meet different

people, but they have very similar

personalities, and it feels like they're

the same person but in a different body.

Is that weird?

It's kind of raining. I can feel water

dropping. I'm not sure if it's dropping

from the trees or the power lines. It's so

muggy. It's so humid right now,

but it's kind of cool at the same time.

People keep asking me, why don't you go

and meet your girlfriend? It's not as

simple as that, guys.

It's, um, not as simple as that. She

doesn't live near me. She lives on a

different island,

and it takes at least a few hours by bus,

and then you've got to get a ferry, or you

can get a train. And she's not really

very independent. She has to let her

parents know where she's going. She needs

their permission. She needs to plan it in

advance. We already planned what date

we're going to meet. We were supposed to

meet in October, but then I suddenly said

to her that I want to go in September

because the plane fare's cheaper, and she

said she can't meet in September because

we already planned to meet in October.

And she can't really just change— she

can't really change her plans so quickly.

She has to prepare her mind, her mental

state. Look at these apartments.

Look, all the lights are out. I guess

everyone's sleeping.

My arm's getting kind of itchy. I think

I'm getting bitten by mosquitoes. I can't

escape getting bitten. At home, I get

bitten by bloody fleas all the time from

my cats. Come to Japan, I get bitten by

mosquitoes. I don't know which is worse.

At least fleas can't fly, but mosquitoes

are slower. I think they're easier to

catch than fleas. I'm not sure.

What's this place? I don't know.

Might look kind of suspicious walking

around holding a camera like this.

Um, hey, this looks nice over here.

Like, the guest house is dead. I don't

know what happened. It was so lively and

fun before. Yeah, you can hear them buzz

when you lie down, you turn off the

lights, go to sleep. You can hear them

buzzing by your ears. They sit there

waiting for you to stay still, and then

they fly in for the bite. It's so

annoying because you can't find them,

because when they stay still, it's very

hard to find them. And they'll stay still

until you turn off the lights, and then

they'll start buzzing around your ears.

I don't know how much data this is going

to use. I have 100 gigabytes

data allowance every month. This doesn't

look like a good place to go. This is like

someone's house. I think we should go

Dog barking. I think

I've been bitten. I've been bitten. It's

swelling up. I keep swelling up

when I get bitten.

I have some kind of reaction to mosquito

bites.

No, I'm not having sex with girls in the

guesthouse.

大丈夫だよ。散歩してるだけ。 How

do you say mosquito in Japanese? It's ka.

K-A. Pretty simple. Ka ka ka ka ka.

Why not? Number 1, I have a girlfriend.

Number 2, there's no Japanese girls who

would want to have sex with me in the

guest house. Number 3, there aren't really

any cute ones there. See how the battery's

doing. 79%. Not bad.

Oh, we have good lighting here. I've got a

huge pimple here. It's been there— it's

been there for almost a week and you can't

pop it. It just gets red and I've

been applying pimple cream on it, but it's

not going down. It's so annoying because

it's so obvious and I can't do anything to

hide it. Pointing it

out doesn't really help either, does it?

It's so

strange. There's no one out. If this

was England, there would be gangs of drunk

kids hanging around doing nothing.

If this was the UK, I would feel really

unsafe. I would feel like I would get

mugged anytime.

I guess it is possible in Japan to get

mugged, but you don't really feel like— oh

shit, Slenderman!

It's like Slenderman, isn't it? I used to

play Slenderman with that Iranian girl

last year. She used to come up to my room

with her laptop, we would play Slenderman,

and she would sit right next to me,

shoulder to shoulder, and I would be

secretly smelling her armpit odour while

she was playing Slenderman and sniffing

her hair. She had no idea.

US looks really dangerous. I watch Ice

Poseidon doing livestreams in the US and I

don't know how he has the guts to do it.

All these crazy people. Just approach him

and do weird stuff. Or he gets those

pranksters who swat him and stuff like

that. He was in a restaurant once and this

kid came in and just let off a fire

extinguisher into the restaurant. It was

crazy.

Whoa, I'm really sweating up.

Look, can you see that?

It's like a white lump forming. I don't

like this area. I'm turning back. I don't

want to go into these really small

residential areas. I want to stick to the,

the big roads.

Stop asking me about my girlfriend. We're

going to meet in October. She doesn't live

Someone on a moped.

The whole point was to chew gum and fuck

bitches.

Today was so boring. I did literally

You should have come to Japan in October.

I saved— I saved around $300 buying

my air ticket in September instead of

October. I'm here 2 weeks earlier than I

originally planned, but I saved some I

saved some, some money, so I

thought it was a good idea to come

earlier.

My plane ticket was £574. If I went in

October, it would have been £800, so I

saved quite a chunk. A chunk of cash I

saved. How many times have I been to

Japan? 7. Been in this bloody country 7

Yeah, round trip return flight.

574. Am I drunk?

No. I'm supposed to be buying food. I'm

still super jet-lagged as well. I'm going

to sleep around 4 AM, 3 AM. I'm waking up

in the afternoon. I don't really feel like

there's any point in waking up early. I

could wake up at 8 AM, but what would be

the point? There's no point.

Is that the police?

Oh, oh, I don't like it when cars slow

down next to me. It's really creepy.

I haven't done any cooking. I buy all my

food at the supermarket. They have really

cheap box meals and they're really nice.

Today I had gyudon with cabbage,

and usually

I just get a box meal. I'm starving.

I hate having to pay at the supermarket.

If you buy— if you buy a box meal,

they'll always ask you the same thing.

They'll ask you how many chopsticks you

want, but I can never catch what they're

saying because they say it so quickly. So

I usually just guess what they're saying

and I just say, one, one please. But

sometimes I get it wrong because sometimes

they ask, do you want chopsticks? And then

I say, one please, and it doesn't really

make sense. It's weird, I can speak

Japanese, but when I go to shops, I can't

catch what they're saying because they say

it so damn fast. If you wrote it down,

then I could understand what they're

saying, or if you said it slowly. They say

it so quickly, it's really irritating. It

makes— it makes it really awkward every

time I go to a convenience store to buy

food or a supermarket.

Should we go buy a beer? I don't have my

ID on me. So far they haven't asked me for

ID when I buy alcohol.

Who's saying shut up? Are you walking

to a bathhouse? No. What time is it?

It's midnight. Well, it's nearly midnight.

I'm a bit lost, by the way. I need

to find the, um, shopping place.

It's so depressing here.

A pantsu vending machine. I haven't seen

any of those. Can't hear you because I'm

not speaking.

Everyone's sleeping. You can see

some lights are on, but most of the lights

are turned off because everyone's asleep.

Japanese people go to bed early because

they have to work in the morning. In the

morning. You need a better mic.

How does the mic sound? This is the best I

have. I can't really walk around with my

Blue Yeti, can I? Massive Blue Yeti mic.

There's someone here.

See, people say I sound fine. Can you hear

me when I'm whispering? Because I might

have to whisper sometimes. Keep it close

to your face. I can't, I'd have to hold

it. I can't really hold it like this the

whole time. Look at this apartment. Look

at it. It's like a freaking hotel. Just

turn up your volume. Turn the volume

up if you can't hear me. I'm trying to

keep my voice down.

Whoa, what's this?

Midnight stroll with Daniel,

Daniel.

お帰り、お帰りじゃないでしょう。 What

do you mean I'm not the

most important thing in the world? I'm the

most important person in existence. If if

I die, then The world would just stop

existing. There would be no point to

Sorry, I lost connection. I'm back, I'm

back, guys. Come back, don't go, don't

It just disconnected for Some reason,

I have no idea why. No idea.

I'm back.

It's a bit disappointing, isn't it? I was

hoping that there wouldn't be disconnects

on the livestream, but I guess there will

be.

Do I know how to get back to the

guesthouse? I think so. I have GPS, so I

should be fine. I'm just gonna walk

randomly.

It's nearly midnight. You know what

happens at midnight.

I have 74% battery. We should be okay

for a few hours, but I won't be streaming

for that long. Oh look, Doritos!

Guys, look! They have Doritos in Japan.

Isn't that funny?

Maybe I should go back to the guest house

and then stream me trying to hit on girls.

I don't think Tomoko would like that.

Is anyone behind me?

No one's behind me. No one. No one, no

What would I do if I saw a creepy little

girl in the middle of the street? I would

take her by the hand and then take her to

a nice secluded dark area and then show

her my sausage. She might enjoy it.

I don't want to go back to the guest There

was no one there. When I came down, it was

completely empty. There was one Japanese

guy, and we looked at each other and we

just nodded. We did the little Japanese

bow, you know. I love

the Japanese bow. You just go— it's like,

hey, I acknowledge your existence, but I'm

too lazy to say anything to you.

I kept doing the bow after I came back

from Japan. For example,

when I was working at the petrol station,

I used to do little bows to the customers

when they paid and they left. I didn't

even notice I was doing it.

Guys, someone donate to me so I can buy

some Whiskey. I'll buy some nice Japanese

whiskey.

Hey,

look at this.

It's like a TV.

Why don't they turn it off? Such a waste

of electricity. No one's even watching it.

Where the hell

am I?

There's people over there.

Everyone here has that same white

boxy-looking car. It looks like a square

box on wheels.

What's this place?

Someone's apartment. Panasonic.

You know another thing I noticed? The

streets are so clean. There's no trash or

garbage or rubbish lying around. In the

UK, there'll just be crisp packets and

McDonald's bags all over the place. It's

Oh, there's a taxi!

Oh, I found Lawson!

There's a convenience store over there.

Hey, someone gave me two dollars. Thanks.

I'm gonna go buy a beer.

お酒飲んでる。飲んでないよまだ。今介入効果。ビール。 Okay,

we're gonna switch cameras. We're gonna

buy a beer. How do I switch cameras? Oh,

there we go. Whiskey is about—

it depends on the brand of whiskey. You

can get cheap whiskey or you can get

expensive stuff. I'm gonna go over there.

Why, why is the camera so wide angle?

That's better.

I don't speak when I go to shops, by the

See how much money I've got. I got— oh,

it's ¥500. Beer is usually

less. I'll use the ¥500.

Is this ¥500? No, that's ¥10.

Oh, the door's not automatic. There's no

one in there. There's people sitting over

there. I didn't even notice that. Where's

my money? Okay, let's just go in there for

starters. Is it even open?

We have alcohol.

He leaves toxic comments on his guys.

What? Who left me a toxic comment?

Give that shit a sip. It was pretty cheap,

wasn't it? 152. Give me a flake, man.

It's a hater. I was kind of shocked by his

comment. He said I was an idiot and the

video was infuriating. I was saying some

pretty stupid things though.

I just want to be careful not to point my

camera at people. They don't like it.

People don't like to be filmed.

It's so nice to be able to speak English

and know that no one actually knows what

you're talking about.

Give me a break, man, give me a— I need to

drink my kiwi.

Oh, this better be good. This is,

um, thanks to—

who gave me $2? I can't remember your

username. Dr. Dr. 2,

it's on you.

Yeah, Dr. 2 Brain, thanks.

I just need to open it now.

Did anyone hear that?

Have I read your DMs, David Bond? Yeah.

What, what was the question you wanted to

ask me?

Hey, $2! Thanks,

I'm making that YouTube

ad revenue. This smells really good. It

smells like kiwi.

This is really good, by the way.

This is actually really good. I recommend

this kiwi. What is this?

What brand is it? Kidding. $5.

Thanks, Noreen. Yar bro.

Yar bro.

How do I support myself to travel?

How do I support myself right now? Would

you ever travel to Thailand? No, I'm only

interested in Japan. I support myself from

savings.

I still have a lot of savings from my

petrol station job. I need to switch

hands. Hold on.

And I make, I make a few hundred dollars

on YouTube. I make a few hundred dollars

translating and some on Patreon.

So I have ways of making money. I don't

make a lot of money, but I make some. I

make enough to fund trips.

This is really good. It's 5% alcohol.

Hey, look, vending machine lighting.

I feel great right now. I don't feel

nervous at all. I was so nervous about

public vlogging, but it feels completely

different when you're livestreaming

because it doesn't feel like you're

talking to yourself because I'm talking to

you guys watching. So it feels like I'm

having a conversation rather than just

talking to an inanimate object.

It's kind of noisy here. I need to find a

quiet street again.

I gave you $5. I know, I saw. Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

I have some other ideas for livestreams.

For example, maybe I could go to a

restaurant and then set up the tripod, or

I could go to a supermarket and just walk

around, or I can go to the porno section

of a DVD shop. I don't know if I can

livestream that on YouTube though.

Is it lagging?

Is anyone else lagging?

Okay, we, we found a big road. It's gonna

get noisy.

Have I ever been to Thailand? No, I've

never really been interested in going to

Thailand. It looks kind of dangerous,

like shady, a bit— I don't

know what the word is. It doesn't seem

safe to me. I'm sure it is, but I just

don't get the feeling that it's safe.

How am I connecting to the internet? I

have a pocket Wi-Fi. I rented one before I

came out here. It costs ¥24,000 for

3 months, so it's about ¥8,000 for 1

month.

We need to find somewhere quieter. Oh,

there's a McDonald's!

There's a McDonald's 200 meters ahead.

Pocket Wi-Fi. Yeah, rental. It's pretty

good. Stream seems to be working pretty

well. Lags sometimes.

Macdonald's. Ikimashou ka.

Pocket Wi-Fi

is amazing. I don't know why I never tried

it before. I used to just use the internet

in convenience stores. And then I'd be

lost without, without convenience or

Wi-Fi. I need to stop

shouting. Well, there's another Lawson

over there. Lawson's everywhere.

What's this place?

Oh, I really want to go to karaoke and

livestream it. Do you think I can do

karaoke livestreams without getting

copyright flagged? Striked? Because if I

sing the songs— but I'm going to sing them

all out of tune anyway, so it's not really

going to sound like the song, is it? That

would be so cool to go to karaoke.

Pardon me. I'm so sorry for my

bad manners,

but I'll just end up singing really

depressing songs like My Chemical Romance.

I'll sing My Chemical Romance, Queen,

some Disney songs.

Na na na na na na na na na

na na na na.

Oh, let's go up there. Oh, we can go up

the bridge. Let's go up there.

Was very sad. I feel like the female

version of you, except I haven't scored

any Japanese girls. The female— so

you're a girl who likes girls?

Look at the view. I feel like

my voice gets deeper after I've had

alcohol. Is it because I feel more

confident? I feel like my voice gets

deeper when I'm more confident. When I

feel like I have no confidence, my voice

goes like this, like really wimpy. Hello,

hello. Like I don't have any confidence.

I think having a deeper voice is all to do

with confidence, really. Hey, look,

we can stay under this bridge.

Am I drunk? No, just having a good time.

My hair looks sick. It's, it's all sweaty.

It's not good.

I'm not drunk, I'm just having a good

I like this bridge. I feel very safe on

it, very secluded. Okay, let's go.

I'm not drunk, I just feel good.

Another Lawson over there.

Who's shouting?

It's kind of hard to stay quiet when

you're next to a main road.

If you wanted honesty,

so you had to say Na na

na na na na na. Do what again?

There's people behind me.

My legs have been so painful recently. A

few days ago, I went into the city centre

and I just walked around for 6 hours

straight, and my legs were just killing

me. The next day I could hardly walk.

Since I quit my job at the petrol station,

I've just been sitting in my room for

about 2 months, not even moving. The only

moving I did was walking downstairs and

then upstairs to the toilet.

And I'm getting so much exercise right

now, and I feel pretty good. My legs are

starting to build muscle again.

How much battery? We've got 60% battery,

guys. I think we're good.

The problem is if I run out of battery,

then I'm not going to be able to get back

home because I need GPS. If I don't have

battery on my phone, then I can't use

Google Maps, and then I'm fucked.

There's a Japanese lady walking in front

of me. The McDonald's

is right over there. Should I get a

McDonald's? I don't really feel hungry

anymore. It's a Japanese lady.

McDonald's is— it was right next to me.

I don't really feel like going to

McDonald's. They ask you too many

questions. Should I stalk that Japanese

lady? Should I

just follow her? That would be so creepy.

Na na na na na na.

There's so much traffic at this time of

night. It's kind of surprising. Look at

all this graffiti.

I don't

really. Know what to do now.

This looks weird. Where am

I? Jet Set Radio. I love

that game. I used to love that game so

much. David Bond. He sounds like

James Bond's brother. Like James Bond's

less successful. We're gonna do some

jaywalking. Okay, there's no cars. Oh,

there's David Bond,

008, girl slayer.

Scared me.

There's a screen in front of

that woman.

McDonald's over there. Oh, it wasn't

a lady, it was a guy.

Why not meet David Bond? He can teach me

how to do pickups. I would love to make

videos of me picking up girls if I didn't

have a girlfriend. I can't really do that

now, can I?

Please, David, teach me your ways, how to

pick up girls. Asking them

if they want to have sex with me doesn't

seem to work. Oh, we got— we have very

bad connection here.

Have I seen whose videos?

Hit on the next chick? I can't, I have a

girlfriend. I'm sorry guys, but I can't do

that stuff. My arm is really aching.

I saw a few of David's videos. They were

kind of interesting. I like how, how

shameless he is, just showing off all the

girls that he had. It was interesting.

Oh, my arm's killing me.

I need to switch arms. Oh, it's better.

Do you even know who he is? Yeah, I

checked out his channel. Of course I know.

I missed that Xiaorishi girl. She was kind

of cute, but her voice was really

irritating. Why does she sound like a

chipmunk? Okay, we're back, back in the

quiet area.

I'm not drunk.

We have bad connection again.

What am I drinking? I'm drinking kiwi

fruit with alcohol. I think it was 5%

alcohol. It's pretty good.

I need to make sure to end the stream

whilst I still have some battery,

otherwise I can't get home.

Go.

I would love to accept your help, David,

but I have a girlfriend and she watches—

she pretty much watches everything that I

do, so Unfortunately, I have to refuse

your offer, but if I became single again,

it would be interesting to do something

together.

Do do do do do do do do.

Oh, there's people.

Hold on, we need to go low-key.

I feel a bit— I can't walk in a straight

line for some reason.

There's people behind

me.

I love spying on people.

You know what I do in the guest house? I

sit in the living room And I just spy on

people. I turn my camera on and then I

point my camera at people so it doesn't

look like I'm looking at them. And I have

a wide-angle lens on my LG G5 and

I just aim my camera at them and I take

pictures of them. That's pretty fucked up,

isn't it?

Such a nice night tonight. This is what I

love about Japan. You can just walk around

and you probably won't get robbed or

murdered. Okay,

I'm out of alcohol. I'm out.

Of alcohol, guys. I haven't

met her yet. We're meeting in October.

Stop rushing it. It's gonna happen, guys.

In October, you can expect a new video

titled We Just Had Sex, and I'll be in the

hotel. We just had sex.

I might do— I want to do a livestream with

her. That would be pretty interesting.

But I'm not sure if she wants to show her

face. If not, I can just— she can just

show the back of her head or something.

Put this in the bin.

I feel like that guy on the moped's

following me around. Was that the same

guy?

I have a girlfriend who I've never met.

Come on, we're— she's my girlfriend. If

she says that she's my girlfriend, then

she's my girlfriend. Does it really matter

if we've never met before? If 2

people agree that they're in a

relationship, then they're in a

relationship.

I feel really dizzy.

I'm so hot right now.

Sweating. I should not be wearing a parka,

a hoodie, whatever it's called.

She's not a catfish. I've seen her

genitals, don't worry. She is definitely a

girl. Oh man, I can't

even walk in a straight line.

My hair's getting all sweaty.

Masturbate in public? I've already done

that. I masturbated on the plane on the

way here. It was so good. I just went into

the toilet, I took my pants down and just

I had a nice 5 to 8 minute break in the

toilet. Hey, look, it's a ramen place.

What? We're back here. We're back at

the Lawson that we just bought the kiwi

thing. We just walked in a freaking

circle. That was embarrassing. We're going

back the other way. We just walked in a

circle. I just got back to the Lawson

where we bought the kiwi alcohol. What the

hell? How did I walk in a circle?

I walked in a perfect circle at random.

Yeah, in the plane toilet. I had a nice

session. You have to masturbate

when you're on a 12-hour flight. It's So

boring just sitting there.

We've got 53% battery.

I think when it gets to 20%, I'm going to

head back. I don't want to get lost in the

middle of the night.

Oh, there was this— because I was on

Cathay Pacific, there were a lot of Hong

Kong people, and the people sitting next

to me was this really cute Hong Kong girl

and this Hong Kong guy, and they both went

to the toilet at the same time, and I

didn't actually see it, but I'm pretty

sure they went into the same toilet

cubicle. They were in

there for, for some time, and they came

out looking pretty happy. So I'm not sure

if they had sex in the plane. I was

feeling kind of jealous. Having sex in

a plane is like one of my fantasies that I

would love to do someday.

That'd be great.

Some people actually think that Tomoko is

not real. They think that it's just me

with a fake account, which is pretty

funny. I think it's pretty funny.

She's real. She has a YouTube channel

where she actually speaks. How could I

fake that unless Unless I hired

a girl to read out things on a YouTube

channel, then she's not fake.

Yeah, she did the livestream, didn't she?

We're gonna be YouTube's new hottest

couple. Interracial couple.

The next big thing.

I need to get some food.

That's creepy.

The internet is for

porn. The internet is for porn.

Double-click and grab your dick.

Porn, porn. Anyone remember that song?

That's a classic. Come on, who's here?

Who here knows that song? If you

don't know that song, then you must be 15

years old. The internet is

for porn. The internet is

for porn. Na na na na na

na na. For porn, porn. Oh,

we're back here. For fuck's sake.

We're just walking around in circles now

and I don't know how that's happening.

I'm trying to go somewhere new. We can go

back on the bridge, I guess.

The internet is really cold.

Oh, we're back here.

Hey guys! Hey!

Hey, there's no one here.

There's no one here.

Oh, I feel drunk.

Okay, this time let's go in the opposite

direction from Last time.

Awesome.

これ は 人 生 が 大 好 き なんだ よ。 よう

こ そ フ ィ ル シ ー ・ フ ラ ン ク ショ ー へ。

Fil thy Frank speaks amazing Japanese.

His Japanese is so good. I don't

know how his Japanese is that good.

Lawson.

Oh no, Ice Poseidon started streaming as

well just now. I need to catch up. He was

in London.

Da da da da da da. Fruity Franco.

Australian. Australian. The internet

is for porn. The internet is for porn.

Ramen.

I think I should buy some food soon.

Boiling hot. Hey, look at this place.

Share House Nakai.

Looks like a brothel.

Am I studying in Japan? No, I'm just

bumming around aimlessly, doing absolutely

nothing with my life. As usual.

Grab your dick and double fistful,

porn, porn.

I guess no one knows what that song is.

You feel before your times, I wonder.

Maybe it's because I'm singing it really

badly, no one actually knows what it is.

Look at this creepy car. Is he gonna

kidnap me?

Is he gonna kidnap me and then rape me in

the butthole? No thanks, I'm not into

that. I'm not into that

at all.

It's so boring when you don't know anyone.

I wonder if the Canadian guy's back. He's

pretty nice.

Sometimes I find it difficult to

understand what he's saying though. He

speaks really quickly in this thick

Canadian accent and I find it tricky to

understand what he's saying sometimes.

Why are you even over there? To get pussy,

of course. Isn't it obvious?

How come you don't have any friends? I

have a friend in Tokyo, but I'm not in

Tokyo. I have one Japanese friend in

Tokyo. He was in my videos from April. We

went drinking together. He's really fun.

He's so funny. We go to a restaurant and

he'll just walk around the restaurant

looking for cute girls, and then he'll

just go up to them and start talking to

them. It's so embarrassing though. We went

to this bar And then he started talking to

these Japanese girls next to us, and they

just told him to go away. It was so

embarrassing, but he's a lot of fun.

I like him.

But he keeps calling me warui gaijin, bad

foreigner, because I keep coming to Japan

to try and have sex with Japanese girls.

But he just jokes about it. He's not

really upset. He's married and he has 2

kids, but he's always looking for Japanese

girls to have sex with. He's always

hooking up. He invites me to go

drinking with him with his Japanese

friends who are girls. He seems to know a

lot of Japanese females, females for some

reason. It's really noisy here. I think we

need to go somewhere new.

Look at these people.

She has nice legs.

I'm not exposing him. He's not even on

YouTube. Japanese people don't watch

YouTube. Most of them.

I think that most of them don't even know

that you can make money on YouTube. When

you say— when I tell Japanese people that

I make money on YouTube, they're really

surprised. Like, they didn't know. Yeah,

you can make money on YouTube. It's not

difficult. You just have to talk about

stuff.

There was this guy in the last Japanese

guest house I was in, in Japan last year.

He kept laughing at me because I said that

I was doing YouTube. He would start— he'd

go, did you know Daniel's doing YouTube?

Like it was such a pathetic thing to be

doing. Idiot.

We'll see who's pathetic. When I'm a

billionaire from YouTube just from talking

random shit,

then we'll see. We have 47% battery.

Why would I pull an Elliot Rodger when I'm

getting so much vagina?

If Elliot Rodger had any vagina in his

life, he would not have done what he did.

Trust me. When you have vagina, then life

is worth living. That's the power

that women have.

Sorry, I'm a bit drunk right now.

Don't take what I say too seriously.

Idiot Roger here. Idiot Roger here.

I'm not the next Idiot Roger, guys. Be

care— be— be careful? No,

don't worry, that's the word.

Idiot Roger here.

Life is so unfair. Everyone has

a beautiful girlfriend. That's my American

accent. See, no one gives a shit. I'm

talking to myself on my camera. People

don't even look.

The problem with me is I care. I worry too

much about what people think. But really,

no one really cares about you. They're

just worried about their own lives.

The less you care, the easier life is.

What a lonely night.

Such a lonely night,

and it's mine. The most loneliest

night in my life.

I reactivated my Facebook, by the way.

Because there were photos on it that I

needed. The more you change,

the less you feel.

The most loneliest night of my life.

I love System of a Down. It's one of my

favorite bands. Oh shit, we're crossing a

motorway. System of a Down's amazing.

How can you not like them? Oh, shut up,

stupid motorbike. I don't know how to sing

Chop Suey. I don't even remember the

lyrics. Wake up, why don't you put

on a little makeup? I can't even do it.

No,

I like aerials and And is it Atwa,

A-T-W-A, or something?

Okay,

we have another Lawson

over there, but I'm a bit sick of Lawson.

I want to find a 7-Eleven and get one of

those cheeseburgers.

That's what people sound like. That's what

Japanese people sound like when they're

kind of swearing. They roll their Rs a

I feel really bad for saying that though.

It sounds really rude.

It doesn't suit me. I've never actually

used it. I think I used omae once when I

was really angry with my ex-girlfriend. I

called her omae. We had this huge

argument. She said, I want you to leave my

apartment, get out! And I got really

angry. She kicked me out 2 times.

It was so irritating. She kicked me out

once and I took the bullet train all the

way to the airport, and then she called

me. She was saying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

come back, I miss you. And then she

started sending me photos to tempt me

back, and I caved and I went back to her.

We had sex, and then a few weeks later we

had an argument again, and then she kicked

me out again. Can you believe it?

Unbelievable. Look, this guy's waiting to

kidnap me.

He's not kidnapping me. It's a fat

Japanese guy. Would you stop looking for

my Facebook? I don't want to be your

friend. I don't know how you're finding my

Facebook when it's all set to private.

Stupid Facebook. It says it's set to

private, but it's not private at all. No,

don't, don't tell people my Facebook.

Stop, stop, stop,

stop.

That's why I deleted it in the first

place. Why do you, why do you care so much

about my Facebook?

I don't think there's anything

embarrassing on my Facebook anyway.

There's just photos of me from Japan 7

years ago. I don't really care if you see

my Facebook. I was just a bit worried

about people finding my full name, my full

name, but Ah, who cares.

If you really wanted to know my real name,

then you could find it pretty easily.

It's already on that bloody Kiwi Forums,

isn't it? Kiwi Farms. I didn't

delete my Instagram though.

How much battery? We've got 43%.

Um, that Kiwi Farms forum was pretty funny

though. They kept saying things like,

this guy must have some kind of

professional writer making scripts for his

videos because he sounds like a

professional Right, they were taking them

way too seriously.

What do you mean it wasn't hard to get my

stuff? For a normal average person who

has a life, it's hard.

Most people don't know how to find

Facebook profiles that are set to private

unless you know some kind of underhand

trick. Kind of disappointing,

isn't it though? You expect a company like

Facebook, when it says you're private,