Hiding in my room is live!

Well, well, well.

Hey guys, I'm bored.

What's up?

What football game?

I thought England lost.

Look who found the skin filter.

Looking good.

Why did you delete the last stream?

Um,

secret.

What do you mean WhatsApp?

What about WhatsApp?

What am I gonna do with my channel now?

Hmm,

yeah,

what to do with it indeed.

How are my finances now?

Uh, pretty good.

Since I have basically no expenses.

I don't have any secrets.

Do I feel better after streaming

yesterday?

Yeah, I slept so good yesterday after the

stream.

Didn't even have any nightmares.

You won't believe what happened just now.

You know that app HelloTalk?

I thought I'd randomly go on it and join a

voice chat room.

As soon as I enter it, some guy goes No

way, it's Daniel!

He remembered me from when I used to make

Japan stuff.

I can't believe I just entered some random

chat room and some random guy from Norway

recognized me.

It was so weird.

Insane.

It really shows that, yeah, I had the most

Biggest audience when I was doing the

Japan stuff.

So what's everyone been up to?

Where have I been?

Um.

Secret.

The garden vlogs.

Jesus, that must have been like 2015

when I just ranted about my coworkers

being annoying.

I can't believe I just joined some random

chat room and this guy recognized who I

was straight away.

And then he started telling the other

people in the chat room who I am.

It was pretty awkward.

Oh, hey David, what's up?

Am I back for good?

Well, I don't see any reason not to be it,

to be honest.

Like, why not?

Uh, what's that on my face?

Daniel never ages.

He looks exactly how I remember him in

2020.

Yeah, tell that to the subreddit people

constantly saying how badly I've aged.

People still say I look like 25.

I met this person the other day and they

were like, you look like 25, 26.

And then he went, what's your secret?

And I said, just genetics.

I mean, I don't have a secret.

I don't do anything.

It's not like I have some kind of skincare

routine.

Had any cereal recently?

No, I don't kiss and tell.

Oh hey, Rockstar!

How do you know me?

What made you delete all socials?

I don't know, I feel like maybe I'll, I'll

bring them back.

Maybe I'll make a new Instagram or

something.

No, I don't like Discord.

Well, 111 viewers and 11 likes.

Twin flames.

Have I been making money on stocks?

No,

I lost £500.

What do you mean England 4-0?

I thought England got knocked out by

Argentina.

Give us an update on what happened.

Uh, I left Devon,

I got a job,

I got a Tesla Model Y.

It's fucking nice.

0 to 60 in 5.4 seconds.

Oh God, the traffic was insane today.

So I don't know what happened, but I was

stuck in traffic for like an hour and it

was barely moving.

Whole place was clogged up.

And then the other day, some HGV had a

crash, clogged up the whole A20.

Everyone piled into the back roads and

clogged it all up again.

All the HGVs started piling into the

little country lanes.

They all got stuck.

I managed to get out because I did a

U-turn in someone's drive and I went back

the other way.

It felt like— have you seen Watership Down

where all the rabbits get stuck in the

rabbit holes as they get gassed?

It felt like that, like you're just stuck,

trapped.

Show us a picture of your car.

No, you can just Google What?

You know what Tesla Model Y looks like.

Why is everything from yesterday a secret?

You ashamed how depressed and needy you

were?

Yeah, I mean, I, I was kind of pathetic

yesterday.

I feel a lot better today.

I don't know why my forehead always looks

so shiny.

Your skin looks better today.

Yep, I found the skin filter.

YouTube has a built-in skin filter now.

It's pretty good.

So what have I been up to these days?

Just working,

working on my finances, working on myself,

trying to become a better person,

exercising.

Can't you stream on your computer?

I can't be bothered.

Uh, I did open Streamlabs, but for some

reason it's like logged me out and I can't

be bothered to log back in.

Why you remove yesterday's stream?

Uh,

secret.

Safe investments.

Well, AI says that instead of having

investments, it'd be financially better if

I just focused on paying off my PCP.

Like, if I had £10K spare, instead of

putting it into the S&P 500 and getting

10% annual gain, which would just be

£1,000, it'd be better off if I just put

it all into my PCP and reduce my monthly

payments by 50%,

and then that would save me £120 a month.

And that's guaranteed, whereas S&P 500 is

not guaranteed.

So it's better to just, um, try and pay

off the PCP.

Where's Blood Bucket?

My Tesla Model Y, I think cash value is

like $21K.

Oh, Blood Bucket.

Where you been?

I missed you.

We should catch up sometime.

Sharp melatonin.

The old gang all back for the reunion.

What's Ken Tent been up to?

Ken sent me a, uh, he sent me a mug.

It's like a black mug, but when you put

hot water into it, a picture appears and

it's a screenshot of my stocks.

He picks like the most boring picture to

put on the mug.

I still find it funny when I used to— I

go, I went long and short at the same time

and I was like Can't lose.

And then Ken would go, can't win either.

Yeah, go long, short at the same time.

You can't lose, guys.

It's my pro investing tip,

because every time you go long, it tanks,

and every time you go short, it rips.

And you go both at the same time, you

can't lose.

Have you seen all the videos about you not

being online?

Yeah, I know people missed me.

Isn't that little cottage wrecked?

What cottage?

My Devon house.

No, I left it in spectacular condition.

Oh, the summer house.

Yeah, that's fine.

Skin looks way better.

Yeah,

thank YouTube for adding a skin filter.

Dan works 7 days a week.

Yeah, because if I don't work, what am I

gonna do?

I don't game, I don't make videos anymore.

Um.

I don't know what I'd do if I didn't go to

work.

I'd just sit here doing nothing, getting

bored.

I, I don't know how people just sit in

their house all day doing nothing.

I'd get so bored.

I don't know how I used to do it, to be

honest.

It's because I used to be really into

gaming, so I just game.

But now I just Don't care about games at

all.

What happened to Jolly Somali?

Still in South Korea.

Find a hobby.

Doing what though?

This is my hobby.

Streaming is my hobby.

Oh wow, thanks Death Lobby,

I gave you a heart.

We need to pay off my mum £22,700.

I should be able to, uh, send her another

£1,000 by next week.

I just— I've got a bit of overdraft to pay

off.

Because I had a little trip and then I

gotta pay my Tesla for this month,

so I get out of overdraft first.

But then from next week, all the money

goes in my pocket.

It's not bullshit.

I send every penny to my mum because I'm a

good son.

That borrows £22,000 and takes 3 years to

pay it back.

Why'd I stop streaming for several months?

I was just focusing on other stuff.

So glad you guys are still here.

Oh wow, thanks, you mad.

You know, I proved everyone wrong.

That— who was that idiot who kept saying,

oh, if you don't stream for a long period

of time, you lose all your viewers?

Oh, if you don't stream for more than 6

months, then, uh, if you don't post

anything in 6 months, then you'll lose

your monetization.

I still got monetization, so that was

wrong, wasn't it?

Can I sue the people who uploaded your

videos?

I tried to report that TikTok channel

that's stealing my content.

And TikTok just said we found no

violations.

It's ridiculous.

It happens often though.

A lot of the tarot channels that I follow

also complain about people stealing the

content and there's nothing you can do

about it.

Why are you so happy recently?

I don't know, like I just, I realized

maybe I had like an epiphany

And I realized a lot of things, and maybe

I just like came to peace with things

internally.

I feel much better now,

and then I just missed you guys.

Do I really have a Tesla?

Yeah, I got Model Y.

Standard Range.

I scratched the fuck out of it already.

I drove into a bush and there's like a

stick and then it scraped all along the

side.

It also— it dented the door as well.

I hit someone's car and I mean, I was

trying to park and I hit some car and But

luckily I was able to just rub off

whatever scraped, so there was no actual

damage.

Did my mum pay for the Tesla?

She loaned me 5K for the deposit, which

I've paid back now.

The Peugeot?

I traded in the Peugeot for a Citroën, and

then I traded in the Citroën for a Tesla.

That's called moving up in life.

How hasn't your driving not improved by

now?

Um, sometimes you don't really have a

choice when you're on country lanes to not

drive into the bush.

Or I'm not very good at parallel reverse

parking.

What happened to your videos?

Uh, set them to private.

Don't really see a point in putting them

back up.

I'm not a bad driver,

uh, just sometimes I get annoyed and then

I just ram the car into stuff.

Like, when I get frustrated, I just ram

it.

Instead of like being patient.

That's just what you got to do sometimes.

Is that white hair?

No fucking way.

No, that's just the light.

That's not white hair.

Shut up.

Can you go on holiday somewhere?

Not really, because it would cost

thousands of pounds, plus I'd miss out on

thousands of pounds of income from not

working.

If you keep living a regular life, what

would I talk about in streams?

I don't know, what do you want me to talk

about?

Meaning of life?

Can I use software that drives Tesla?

Yeah, it's got, um, auto steering cruise

control, but it's kind of scary and I

don't like it.

What are you gonna do if they key your

Tesla?

I thought that only happens in London.

Well, the Tesla has cameras on it, so if

anyone did do that, it would all be on

camera unless they wore a mask.

And then wouldn't I get an insurance

payout?

I'd just pocket the money and not actually

repair the car.

Did I really toss all my camera equipment?

Yeah, I put it all in the bin.

The microphone, The stand.

I didn't really have an actual camera, I

just used my phone.

I got the white one.

Imagine getting a Tesla and not getting

the white one.

The white one's so much better.

The blue— actually, the red one looks

quite nice.

But the black one and— I don't know, I

don't know, black one looks kind of nice.

I guess they look okay.

I just, I hate the gray cars.

Gray ones are so boring.

No more weird stuff and no more Japan.

I just don't really like Japan anymore.

And I can't make money if I go there.

Well, I mean, I guess I could stream,

couldn't I?

Maybe next year when I've paid my mum

back, I could think about a trip.

But the magic has kind of disappeared for

me with Japan.

Am I just gonna depend on my inheritance

money?

Well, yeah, I mean, that's likely what's

gonna happen, isn't it?

Me and my sister will sell this house,

we'll get £1 million, and then I'll just

buy some house in Devon probably for like

£300K.

And then the only expenses I have would be

council tax, water, electric, food.

My monthly expenses would be like £600,

so I'm not really worried about old age.

And by the time I'm old age, this house

will be worth way more, probably worth

like £1.5 million.

Why I keep going back to Devon?

Because it's cheap.

You can get a nice house there for cheap.

Yeah, it would be sad to sell.

My family house, but I probably won't have

any choice because the inheritance tax

will be insane,

and me and my sister just don't have

hundreds of thousands of pounds.

Why can't you do like a payment plan on

the inheritance tax?

Oh my God, you should— I won't tell you

what happened the other day, so My mum

complained about the shower temperature

control not moving properly and it was

stuck on hot.

Guess what I did?

I got a screwdriver and I unscrewed the

temperature knob and then I didn't realize

I had to turn off the water first and all

the water came gushing out and then I had

to like force the knob back on to stop the

water gushing out.

And then I was screaming, Mom, Mom, Mom,

turn off the water!

But she didn't know where it was, or she,

she wasn't strong enough to twist it hard

enough to turn it off.

So then we had to phone my sister to find

out, like, the other water knob.

But my mom just wasn't strong enough to

twist the knob, so I had to let go of the

knob and then let all the water gush out.

And then run quickly to turn off the water

stopcock.

God, it was insane.

That was my first attempt at plumbing, did

not go well.

I didn't know you had to turn off the

stopcock on the temperature knob.

No, I don't day trade anymore.

It's just I got to focus on work, not

This thing about day trading when it

doesn't make any money.

Is this actually live or rebroadcast?

Why do people keep thinking it's a

rebroadcast?

It's not easy to set that up.

I don't even know how to do a pre-recorded

stream.

You would have to go on to Streamlabs and

then make like a media source

and then link the local video file to the

media source.

Do you think I can be bothered to do it?

What would be the point anyway?

Why is England still in the World Cup?

I thought they got knocked out by

Argentina.

Oh, hey Kerry!

Yeah, you missed yesterday's stream, it

was epic.

I'm okay, I'm doing better.

Your name says whatever.

Yeah, but the channel name still says

Hiding in My Room, doesn't it?

Why won't anyone explain to me why England

is still in the game?

I thought they got beaten by Argentina.

I don't understand football.

I only liked that Erling Haaland guy

because he's funny, but then Norway lost

and then it got boring.

That guy looks so weird but like

charismatic at the same time.

There's so many memes about him.

How come most teams are full of Africans?

Risky topic.

Because they are genetically superior,

would be my guess.

Why are there no Chinese guys in the

football team?

Why, why don't you see any Asian guys?

In the football teams.

Not even one Asian guy.

I feel very misrepresented or

underrepresented.

Are you giving us a summary of what you've

been doing?

I was living my best life in Devon,

and then through no fault of my own came

crashing down

and I had to come back to my mum's house

because I was depressed.

Although I, I keep thinking about going

back, you know, just for like a week or

two so I can see Keith.

I'll just show up and be like, I'm back,

and then I'm gonna get in.

Like, I just booked some cheap hostel or

something, or I live in my car or

something.

Maybe.

I don't know.

Are you staying home for a while?

Yeah, probably.

I don't have any reason to go anywhere

yet.

Any new people in your life?

Um,

secret.

How's your book editing going, Carrie?

The goal for the future is I want to pay

off my mum in 8 or 9 months.

I think maybe next year I might, um,

I don't know if I want to move out again.

I mean, it is really hard

To— it's,

it's not ideal to be living with your mum

if you're also trying to date.

Depends how badly I want to date again.

Yeah, thing is, I just, I don't want to go

into massive credit card debt again.

It took ages to get out of it.

When I first moved to Devon, I was in like

£6,000 credit card debt.

It took forever to get out of.

Oh hey, Cynical Hep, nice to see you back.

Have I been in touch with my ex-wife?

No,

although she did message my mum about— I

think it was last Christmas.

She said Merry Christmas, how's Daniel

doing?

Which is nice.

Damn, he's matured, hasn't he?

Well, yeah, you know, I've been working on

myself, trying to become a better person.

I think I've changed a lot.

Recently.

Oh, hey, Little G Ways.

Yeah, I remember you.

I remember all my biggest fans.

Ever going back to OnlyFans?

Nah, it'd be kind of weird to do that at

my mum's place, wouldn't it?

Maybe I'd do it in my car.

Bet you don't remember me.

No, I don't.

Sorry,

I actually don't recognize a lot of people

in the chat right now.

Did you change your username or something?

How much did I make off OnlyFans in total?

I think like $45,000.

Oh, Carrie B's still a moderator.

That's funny.

Oh, hey, hey, I remember you.

I'm doing good.

Can we get a lore dump when you left?

Um.

To be honest, not much happened.

Let me think.

I moved house in Devon.

Into this bigger house.

Yeah, the funny thing is with the new

house was, uh, the landlord lived right

next door, which was kind of annoying.

So I felt like I couldn't just— actually,

because I went to meet them, but I met the

landlord's daughter and husband because

the landlord's like 90 years old.

Yeah, the landlord was also— because I

Googled his name and he was a Royal Navy

captain, which is pretty cool.

Oh wow, thanks Blessed Bacon, very

generous.

Yeah, so I met the daughter and the

husband who were like 60 because the

landlord was like 90.

I met them at the pub and they did like a

little interview

and then they said, sorry, but we can't

give you the house.

And I was like, fuck.

But then a few months later, or a few

weeks later, they said, are you still

interested in the house?

Because the other people weren't

interested.

So I said, yeah.

Only showed that I made like $20K, which

wasn't enough.

They wanted me to show that I made $30K.

So the referencing agent advised the

landlord not to go ahead with me, but I

managed to convince the landlord that I've

got the money and I've got the savings and

I can pay 6 months rent upfront.

So the landlord went ahead with me anyway,

probably because no one else wanted to

live there because it's in the middle of

nowhere.

And it had a cesspit, so they had a

cesspit under the garden, so all the poop

and stuff went under the garden, and then

you had to pay money to get it pumped out,

which is disgusting.

And the cesspit removal thing was like

£180.

I didn't do it, by the way.

I just ditched them, basically.

And, um,

yeah, they let me move in even though,

uh, I only, I only had like £2,000

savings.

You know what I did?

Yeah, they were like, show us proof that

you've got £5K savings.

So my mum just sent me £5K and then I

screenshot it And then I sent my mum back

the money and I was like, here's my

screenshot, I got £5K.

It's so stupid, all these financial

checks.

I did the same with something else, I

can't remember now.

Like, I needed to prove that I had £7K

savings, and then my mum just sent it to

me and I sent it back to my mum and I

screenshot the savings.

So dumb, isn't it, where you gotta prove

that you got savings?

How about you just give me the damn house

and let me worry about the finances?

Oh wow, thank you, Spill.

50-year-old with a 17-year-old girlfriend.

Wow.

Do I still have a Discord?

I deleted mine, but there's like a

spin-off server that everyone went on to.

Because they were worried I was going to

delete mine.

Never gonna date because the future's

cooked.

What's wrong with the future?

I think future's looking bright.

We got better tech, we got AI to help us

out,

people living longer, better medications.

Why be so doom and gloom?

I mean, people complain about how shit the

world is now.

The world is better now than it's ever

been before.

And then they go, oh, back in the '60s,

boomers could buy a house and only have

one job and have family.

I guess that is pretty good, isn't it?

I guess that is pretty nice.

How was your week?

It was so amazing.

I had the best week ever.

Why do I like Grok over other, other,

other AI?

Obviously because it is created by my

hero, Elon Musk.

No, it's because the voice chat sounds the

most human out of all of them.

You're actually happy again?

Yeah, I feel way better today.

Will I go back to Japan?

No,

never.

I went on HelloTalk before I went on the

stream and I joined a voice chat.

As soon as I joined, this guy was like Oh

my God, it's Daniel!

And then I was like, what the fuck?

How do you know who I am?

I literally just joined.

I get weirdly recognized a lot on

HelloTalk because it's all— I mean,

everyone on HelloTalk who's learning

Japanese is a foreigner learning Japanese,

and it seems like everyone who's

interested in Japan at some point stumbled

across my channel.

Sorry, that was kind of funny.

What's my Instagram?

I don't have one.

Update on what you've been up to.

You know, just enjoying life to the max

and

becoming a better version of myself.

Oh my God.

What's so funny?

Nothing.

I've been reading this book recently.

I got this book.

The power of now.

It's so boring.

Why women are closer to enlightenment.

It is easier for women to feel and be in

her body, so she is naturally closer to

the being.

Oh.

Wasting my money.

My therapist recommended me this book by—

no, she recommended an author called Ian

King.

She said a lot of guys like his books.

Why'd you buy that?

Hmm, I thought it might help,

but I can't stop thinking about the past

and the future.

It's too hard.

Yeah, I got a therapist.

She finds my life story very interesting.

The power of now.

Power of my

backside.

Is your therapist attractive?

Yeah, she's so hot.

That's why I have 5 sessions a week.

The session was only supposed to be like

40 minutes.

We ended up talking for like an hour.

And I kept saying, so maybe we should wrap

up, and then another 10 minutes went by.

But she's, she's kind of old and she

didn't understand the whole YouTube thing,

so I had to explain it to her.

What do I do for work?

I'm a, um, logistical manager.

Dave Gibson broke his foot.

He fell off the back of his lorry.

I don't know why I'm laughing.

I just— I, I don't know how you fall off

the back of the lorry.

So I mean, it's kind of sad because he

hasn't been able to come over at all.

We picked him up from the hospital and we

visited him.

Visited him?

Why are you laughing?

His injury?

I'm not laughing.

I'm not laughing because I find it funny.

I'm laughing because like, how does that

even happen?

So I think he's gonna have to have like

metal things in it to, um, reconnect the

bone.

Sorry, that wasn't very empathetic of me.

It's so awful.

Funny how you're literally crying

yesterday.

What?

I was not crying.

It's my allergies.

You're not empathetic.

Uh, yes I am.

I'm the most empathetic person on YouTube.

I just show it in a different way than

other people do.

Mm-hmm.

I got a new vape today,

uh, pineapple ice.

It's pretty good.

Who sent the vape?

No one.

I buy them myself now.

Not addicted, it's just nice to suck on

something.

It's like an adult pacifier.

What, can you get THC vapes?

Are they legal?

I thought it was illegal.

At least you don't drink alcohol.

Uh, sometimes I have a beer root.

But I don't like the way it makes me feel.

When I get drunk, I feel a bit depressed.

It doesn't make me feel good.

Am I an uncle yet?

Yeah, my nephew's gonna be

10 months old.

Damn, when he's— when he's like 20, I'm

gonna be

57.

Oh my God,

your OnlyFans videos are still up on the

internet.

Why are you looking up my OnlyFans videos?

This dude never ages.

Yeah,

it's my superior genetics.

Uh-oh, baby's crying.

There's no skin filters.

Natural.

Wash your face.

I wash it in the morning.

So what you guys been up to?

Uh-huh.

Do you still have your cat?

Yeah.

No, not Mimo.

Mimo died in—

when did Mimo die?

I forgot when Mimo died.

Wasn't I in Manchester when Mimo died?

We got Pushkin now.

Did you say goodbye to Mr.

Meow Meow?

No, there was a new Mr.

Meow Meow at my new house.

He used to come to— he used to come over

in the morning.

He would go in the house.

He never let me stroke him though.

I did start getting those tube food things

and he would eat it.

No, I don't have the rental in Devon.

You know, I was barely— you know the funny

thing?

I was barely in the Devon house.

I was at my mum's house most time, and

then I'd go back to the Devon house for

like 2 weeks, and then I'd come back to my

mum's house.

I was like in the Devon house less than

50% of the time.

Because it just felt kind of pointless to

be there a lot of time.

Why doesn't criticism seem to ever affect

you?

Uh, because I don't agree with it or I

don't believe it.

Sounds like a waste of money.

Yeah, that's why I decided to move out.

Now I've got like £3,000 a month

disposable income.

Well, not really, because I gotta give it

to my mum.

Share some therapy insights.

Yeah, she gave me some advice for empathy.

She said Try saying this.

That must be so difficult.

That must be so tough.

I feel your pain.

And don't ask practical questions.

I'll have to try it out next time.

Can't fake empathy.

Uh, no, I have empathy.

I just, I don't know how to express it.

It's not my, it's not my default style of

communication.

Communication.

I'm a very practical and logical thinker.

So

that's what I default to.

It is very difficult.

Do you still not believe in having

friends?

You guys are my friends.

I mean, it'd be like asking Spock to be

empathic.

I don't understand the difference between

empathetic and empathic.

Are you gonna tell your therapist you're

streaming again?

Uh, maybe.

I had a friend in Devon.

His name was Keith.

His car kept breaking down.

He was like, oh, my spark plug needs

replacing.

Oh, my clutch is worn out.

He didn't even have air conditioner.

He had to have the window down the whole

time.

He was nice though.

The funniest thing Keith said, because my

car was parked next to a Tesla Model 3,

which is a lot smaller than my Model Y,

and then Keith just goes, why is your

Tesla bigger than his Tesla?

It's so funny.

The way he said it was so funny.

Because man's superior.

Yeah, Keith said he wanted to get a Tesla

as well.

Imagine everyone just gets a Tesla.

Yeah, and then this one time, this other

guy, his car broke down mid-delivery, and

then he ran back to the Tesco and saw me

there, and then he asked me for help.

So I said okay, and then he jumped in the

car and we went back to his broken-down

car, and I helped— I drove around the town

helping him deliver his stuff.

That was a funny side quest.

He said he's gonna scrap his car and get

another one, like another cheap car,

and then I thought, isn't that just gonna

break down as well in a few months?

Why don't you just get a good car?

I don't understand why the delivery

drivers all drive rubbish cars.

Like, you'd think the car is the most

important tool of the job.

Why don't you get a good tool?

It'd be like, I don't know, like a plumber

coming to plumb your house and then he's

got rusted tools that keep breaking.

They're trying to save money.

Yeah, yeah, okay, they save money in the

short term by having a cheap car, but then

in the long term They just lose money

because the car keeps breaking down and

then they have to keep replacing the car

and then things keep breaking in the car

and then they miss days of work because

they missed out on that day because they

got to fix the car.

And then you got to pay so much money in

petrol.

So are they really saving money?

And then this one guy said, oh, you

should, um, get rid of the Tesla and like

trade it in for a £500 Ford Fiesta.

Uh, no thanks.

Then I'll be spending £800 a month on

petrol, probably.

It's an investment.

It's like getting solar panels, okay?

It's a bit expensive up front,

Um, but I think over the long time it pays

for itself.

Like, because I've got the Tesla, I can

drive way more, which means I can make

more, which means

I make more.

A motorbike, yeah, it might be quite good,

especially when the traffic's bad.

But then when it rains, you get wet, and

then you can't carry loads of

Shopping.

Oh, hey, Grass Toucher.

Yes, been a while.

Hisashi Buri,

why do you have so many subscribers?

Why does the Pope sleep with boys?

I don't know.

Stop vaping.

No.

Are you addicted to vapes?

No, I could stop anytime I wanted to.

See, look, I stopped now.

Notice me, Danny.

Okay, Emily,

how are you doing?

Have I talked with Venus?

Venus Angelic?

No, she's nuts.

Apparently she still goes around saying

the N-word or something.

Do you remember me?

Yeah, I remember you, Murph.

Of course.

Why don't I work out and lift weights?

I was.

Look, look at my bicep.

Ouch, that actually hurt.

Are you not coming back to YouTube?

Uh, I'm on YouTube now.

What do you mean?

Look at that bicep

bulging.

Do I cook or does she cook?

She cooks and does my laundry.

And cleans and I do nothing while I work.

Why'd you delete the last stream?

Uh, I don't know.

Sometimes things just happen.

So do you guys like this style of

streaming, or do you prefer how I used to

do it?

I kind of like it.

It feels more casual.

Why no?

Why is it horrible?

What do you mean?

Oh hey, Pickle King.

How are the pickles?

How much am I in?

£3,000.

Calculations, it should take 7 to 8 months

as long as I don't get a new girlfriend.

If I get a new girlfriend somehow, it's

gonna ruin my finances.

So I have to just try and stay single, as

hard as it is.

When did you come back?

I came back yesterday.

You know what I do miss though?

I miss the text-to-speech donos.

They were funny.

Remember the Indian voice?

Daniel, why did Chess cheat on you?

Who?

The T-Pop Fever guy.

He was funny.

Someone said you were in jail for murder.

No, did

not murder nobody.

Where's the iPhone Air?

Uh, up my

bum.

Daniel, remember me?

Not really.

So sorry about that.

Miss the old storytime videos, like when

you got fired because you didn't serve

tea.

Yeah, they were good times.

I don't have a Discord that I control.

My future online endeavors.

Hmm,

probably just stream when I'm bored.

Which is basically every day.

What happened to Devon?

I left Devon.

I got bored.

Devin was nice,

but it was time to move on.

New glasses?

No, same glasses.

Yeah, I don't really know what my plans

are gonna be.

Um,

just work

and pay off debts and then maybe do

something next year.

Like, I don't know what to do next year

when I have money again.

Maybe I will go to Japan.

I don't know, maybe

I'll go to Thailand.

No, I didn't delete the gaming channel.

Can anyone share the lore for this guy?

Well, I used to live in Japan,

and then I left Japan,

and then I lived in Rotterdam, and then

Manchester,

and then recently I was living in Devon.

Why are you on my front page?

I don't know,

why not?

Yeah, I used to travel a lot

and there was a lot of drama

and I didn't make the best choices.

What were you doing when the channel was

gone?

I was just working,

trying to be a normal person.

Didn't work out, did it?

Excuse me.

I still have the play button.

Yeah, it's on the wall outside my bedroom.

Got

a new t-shirt.

Do you like it?

Stripey.

What else did I get?

Nothing really.

There's not really anything I want to buy.

The gray jumper.

Oh, it's over there.

I can see it in the closet.

You didn't buy a new Tesla?

I think the new Tesla is kind of ugly with

that light bar.

I think the older ones looked like

There's a lot of these Chinese cars around

now, JAC and Omoda.

They are so ugly, they're just like big

boxes on wheels.

BYD is okay looking.

I still think Tesla looks the best.

Found a video about you.

Sounds like you're recovering now.

Yeah,

I think I've matured and grown as a

person.

Anything good happen?

Um,

not really.

Nothing

amazing happened.

Am I guessing GTA 6?

It looks just like GTA 5 but with better

graphics.

How's it any different?

It's the same.

Every GTA is exactly the same but with

better graphics.

You just play some guy who does criminal

jobs, and then you got a big city, and

then you drive around.

I haven't enjoyed GTA since GTA 4.

GTA 5 was boring.

I couldn't even get past like the intro

bit.

I didn't like the main characters.

I like Niko Bellic from number 4.

I still wish they make a GTA in Japan.

Cuz every GTA is always in some boring

American city where it always looks the

same.

Why can't they make GTA Tokyo or

something?

Yakuza?

That's nothing like GTA.

That's more like Shenmue.

The problem with GTA is you end up getting

bored and then you just go on a rampage

and then you cheat.

You put cheats on And then it gets boring.

Will you cook for us?

No, I don't really cook anymore.

My mum does it.

She'll just make like a big massive batch

of something and then it will last for 4

days.

I thought maybe I'd get into making

Japanese bento boxes,

but I don't know what to put on it.

Just like an egg and something fried with

rice.

Is your mom happy you moved back in?

Yeah, she kept telling me to just come

home so I can help her with stuff and pay

back.

Oh wow, thanks, 31,

very generous.

Where's the main channel?

This is the main channel.

I'm surprised he hasn't been to Canada.

Remember I was planning to go to Canada to