[2025-02-11] my new life is a disaster already [MmnKUyfTYXI]

Testing, testing,

testing, testing.

Hello?

Hello?

You won't believe this.

Stupid Discord.

Shut up.

I got

some updates.

Um, sorry, I moved my office setup

into the tiny room because I've got a nice

view out the window, it's easier to heat,

it's got carpet, no echo,

and yeah, I don't know, it was just

really cold downstairs. I couldn't stand

it anymore. So now I'm paying £900 a month

to spend 90% of my life in a tiny little

square box room. Great.

And it has a door, yep, so it's very easy

to heat up. Um, my delivery just came for

my bed. I've got to go and bring

it up. I got my 2 bedside tables Oh

my God, what am I doing? Gotta do all this

work now. Now I'm in massive debt.

How's the phone staying on the wall? I've

got a tripod.

I've got a big tripod. It can go

taller than I am.

Oh God, I've been feeling so down today.

Like, uh, how am I gonna get

rid of all my debt and pay for rent?

It's not gonna be easy.

Now I've got to bring this massive box up

here. I don't know how I do this.

Oh my God,

oh my

God, I can't, I can't get

it out. But if I pull it Yeah,

that's better.

I got

it, I got it, I got it. Fingers.

Okay, wasn't too bad.

Got a few more pieces to get.

Oh my God, this one's really heavy.

Oh my

God.

God,

that's so

heavy.

Once it's assembled, I don't know how

you're going to get it out of here.

I don't know how you get it out once

you've assembled it. Maybe you disassemble

It's heavy enough when it's in parts.

Definitely need 2 people to carry this

And then you've got this— oh, and that.

I should have just slept on the floor.

Why am I doing this?

Why? Why? Oh,

I should have just slept on the floor like

that for 6 months.

How do I even open it?

So first of all, I've got to move the

mattress out of the way, don't I?

What's that?

Okay,

yeah,

maybe I just ditch it if I have to.

This costs, uh, £180 for the

Oh, can't they at least make it easy to

open the freaking box?

Okay, I've got the box open.

Cut the box open. I mean, the stupid

box are hard to open.

This is the first of 2 big items. Got sofa

coming sometime this

week. So you got lots of

cardboard. Maybe I can use this cardboard

for something.

It's actually pretty light,

the individual piece.

Oh God, look, I hate this bit. All the

little screws.

Oh my God.

God, I hate this.

And I've got

these wooden things.

I can't even get them out.

It doesn't— it doesn't come out.

I need my scissors.

So you got these. Oh, they're all

connected.

It's all connected.

That's weird.

What?

It's like a ladder.

Got the instructions.

First I get rid of this.

I've got

this too.

See what's

in that long box.

What is

that?

Oh my

God.

Ah, uh,

where are my scissors?

Oh, why is everything covered in stupid

plastic? And you are a disrespectful piece

of shit. What did you say?

The fuck did you say to me?

Every damn thing is packaged so

irritatingly.

Why did they put a plastic condom on it?

Okay,

right.

Um,

what even is this?

I don't even know what those are.

This is gonna be fun, isn't it?

Gonna be so much fun.

I can't be bothered.

Maybe I should read the instructions. I

have no idea.

Okay. Okay.

What is that? I need a

hammer. I don't have a hammer.

Does it come with a hammer? Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Should have just bought 2 mattresses and

stacked them on top of each other.

Oh my God,

that's so stupid. They make you need a

hammer. I don't have a hammer.

Oh my God,

it's this thing needs to be

hammered. Yeah, I should have

kept the electric screwdriver I gave to my

sister for Christmas. Should have got one

for myself.

Okay, step 1. I need those bits

and I need to hammer in— why do I need to

hammer those in? Let's find it first.

It's not in here.

Oh,

look, it's this thing.

Why do I need that?

How is that gonna make any difference? I

It's amazing how trusting of us you still

are. Allow me to provide you with some

reality. Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger,

faggot, faggot.

I just have to skip it. Nigger, nigger,

faggot. Okay,

it stopped.

All right.

So first I get these 2.

Yeah, I get this one and

this one.

Okay, and then what?

Hammer those plastic things in? Surely—

what is this gonna even do?

I think my Amazon delivery's here.

Hold on.

Imagine you step on that. That'd be so

bad. I think that's my

Yeah,

17.

Thank you very much.

All of those? Yeah, all of them. I just

need to scan them a second. All right,

just pop down there a second. Thank you

very much. Is that one

And there you go, sir. Okay,

thank you very much. Have a great evening.

Bye.

Okay, God, I'm so jealous of the Amazon

delivery guys. Is that another one for me?

I think that one's for me too. Fuck's

sake.

Hi Daniel, I really love your channel and

hope that it revives soon. I have hope in

you, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger,

faggot, faggot, nigger, nigger, faggot,

nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, faggot,

faggot, nigger, nigger, faggot.

Remember what it

was? Yeah.

Thank you. I think

that's it. It was my, uh,

dumbbells. When he was bringing the box,

he was doing these like I wonder why he

was doing that. I forgot I got dumbbells.

Hi, so I got 2 vans. Yeah, I was saying

I'm so jealous of those delivery guys

because it must be so easy doing that job

here. Imagine them trying to do it in

Maidstone, then you'd be crying.

Uh, I feel so jealous when I see the

Amazon guy come and he's like— I see the

app on his phone and I'm thinking, oh, I

used to do that. You guys have it so easy

delivering around here. Grown man with no

hammer and no power tools. This is gonna

be an interesting one. Should I buy some

tools then? Yeah, it's not fair. I really

like doing Amazon Flex. It's just I didn't

like doing it when they sent me to

shitholes like Chatham. But if they sent

me here, oh my God, it'd be a dream.

God, I wish I was still doing it. Now I've

got to go hang around McDonald's for 6

hours delivering McDonald's.

So I didn't think this would be this

complicated. I thought it would just be

like, oh, you put this panel and then this

panel. The hell is this plastic thing with

nails on it?

Where do you even put it?

You put it on the inside? It doesn't

even tell you where it goes. Just on

the end like that.

For what reason? Oh,

is it for the feet? I think it's the feet.

I need something heavy.

I think it's just the feet.

I don't even need it. It's just the feet.

I don't care about the feet.

Okay, so let

me see.

Um.

Get, get the spanner and

you want to put 8 of these.

This is going to take ages. Daniel, I love

your channel so much. Your videos provide

a really unique perspective on all the

individual qualities that make you Daniel

Lord. All Shut.

Yeah, I hope I built this strong enough

for 2 people and doesn't collapse.

Sunny's gonna have to put a lot of trust

in my craftsmanship.

So I need 8 of these.

What are these? I've got 2,

3, 4. So,

um, okay, so that

goes in there and

you screw it on, I guess.

Screw it. Screw these.

How'd you— my

back and knees are going to be sore after

Oh, for fuck's sake, it's gonna take

forever.

Arrange them by type and check the

instructions. Should be straightforward,

just take your time.

What is going on?

Why does IKEA do this? The stupid screws.

Make sure you make the bed steady,

especially if Sunny likes to be on top and

jumping up and down your cereal stick of

17 centimeters. Hail Chitla! Hail Chilta!

Ninka ninka! Long live the Nazis! Nazi

Nazi! Fuck hot fuck hot! When we're making

love. Oh my God, this is going to take

Do I screw them in all the way?

Oh, why?

You gotta do this 8 times,

and then

2 here. Maybe I'll do it one by one.

My back's gonna kill me.

Okay, okay, this is much quicker.

Fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck hood fuck hood

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck. Oh my back!

Hi.

They could have made the tool better,

couldn't they? What if I do this?

God, stupid damn sleeve keeps falling

down.

All right,

that's one.

6 more,

6 more to go.

Is this how he does cereal?

Oh, my back.

Why do I get such a bad back from doing

this?

Okay, I just gotta keep screwing.

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler Stop

doing that.

Okay.

Trans people are faggots. Trans people are

faggots. Trans people are faggots. Trans

people are faggots. Trans people

are faggots. Trans people are faggots.

Trans people are faggots. Do you not even

care about monetization?

I bet the algorithm

can't even understand the Indian accent.

Why did you think I put the Indian accent?

That's 4. Now 4 more

to go. Why do I need Do

I really need 2 on each side? What about

just put one? Where's the other one? Ah,

put it. Now for this side.

Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy,

pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy,

pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, fuck my pussy,

fuck my pussy, pussy, pussy,

pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy,

pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy,

fuck my pussy.

Yeah.

Fuck niggas, fuck niggas, fuck niggas,

fuck niggas, fuck niggas, fuck niggas,

fuck niggas, fuck niggas, fuck niggas,

fuck niggas, fuck niggas, fuck niggas,

fuck niggas, fuck niggas, fuck niggas,

fuck niggas, fuck niggas, fuck niggas,

fuck niggas, fuck niggas.

Ow!

Okay, 2 more.

I just got 2 more.

It's actually really hot now. I should

turn the heating off.

Okay, one more.

Okay, well, that was

just the first step. Jesus Christ, that

took forever.

Okay, what's next?

So we screw those in.

I don't understand what that means.

All right, next I

need a hammer. So I get the small pegs and

I put it in the hole.

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228 sextillion, 292 quintillion,

273 quadrillion, 937 trillion,

383 billion, 272 million,

828 thousand, 228. Do the other end.

Fuck these niggas, Hitler was right. Fuck

these niggas, Hitler was right. Fuck these

niggers! Hitler was right! Fuck these

niggers! Hitler was right! Fuck these

niggers! Hitler was right! Fuck these

niggers! Hitler was right! Fuck these

niggers! Hitler!

I see

another delivery van.

Surely that's not for me.

I don't think it's for me.

This is actually a pretty good hammer.

480 quintillion. Just kidding. I don't

know why it read the whole number out.

Even I will admit that was annoying. जोर

हैश, हैश जोर डॉलर, अठाईस हजार सात सौ बारह

जोर हैश सेवन हैश जोर। Why

can I smell coffee?

Okay, next step. That's easy.

Next step is put

the pegs in, and then—

oh, what? Got the pegs in those 2 as well.

Oh no, those aren't pegs, those are the

screws. Oh, so these are the ends of

the bed, and then those bits are the side

bits.

What do you mean I can't do it alone?

Easy.

So what,

what are these circle things?

Why'd you put these circles?

Oh, it locks in with the screw.

I'll show you,

um.

Hi Elon Musk, a new leader. I hope he

obliterates Jews and niggers. I hate these

stinky motherfuckers for real. Make NAZI

Germany great again. No एक नौ दो एक आठ दो

चार दो शून्य एक शून्य चार सात नौ शून्य दो

एक चार सात दो सात नौ दो सात दो चार दो एक

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四 一 六 六 七 八 六 六 二 一 八 四 六

Okay,

let's go in there.

And then

there have been a lot

of hateful donations. Let's report the

stream for fun since this shit is boring

as fuck.

Oh, I see.

I'm scared it's gonna fall over, guys.

Look at that.

The Allen key in to make it

tight.

Kind of clever, actually.

Obliterate nigars and juice obliterate

nigars and juice obliterate nigars and

juice obliterate nigars and juice

obliterate ni Turning

off now.

It doesn't go in.

Now I've got

to make it tight. Oh yeah! Oh,

I hear the creaking of the wood. This

ain't coming apart when I snoo snoo.

Yeah, that's pretty

solid.

Oh no.

Okay, now to the other side.

Shit.

Why is

it not coming in?

Cool.

What?

It's stuck.

It won't go in. Is that another

Amazon delivery?

Oh my God, how many?

Surely I don't have more deliveries.

Check my— check my phone.

Oh, it is for me.

Oh no, it's not. I already got that one.

Hand it to resident, hand it to resident.

Delivered, delivered,

delivered.

I don't want to pay them to assemble it

for me. Do it myself, save money.

I'll put donos back on if you stop doing

the N-word.

You assembled it wrong. Flip it. Planks

rest on the ledge. You sure?

No, it, it wouldn't fit if it was the

wrong way around. Because it's an L shape.

Put it the wrong way.

Let me look at the picture.

Flat side should be where all the holes

are. Yeah,

that's the

only way you can put them.

Where's my Allen key? Oh,

it's here. For some reason

I can't Twist this one in.

It just wobbles around,

but that side goes on.

It's like it's stuck.

Oh my God, what stupid design.

I can't

get it out now.

Daniel, you are my motivation in life. My

dream is to become like you. I'm 29 and

unemployed, trying to follow in your

footsteps. I hope I'm doing it right.

Haven't paid taxes in 6 years and planning

on getting married and divorced, but that

one's tricky. Oh, thanks.

No, something's stuck.

I think I fucked this one.

It won't go in.

I'll just brute force it in.

It won't— it

gets stuck like that.

Oh my

God, what do I do?

I feel like it doesn't even matter, to be

honest. I like that one, it's really

solid. All right,

so I got to lay it down.

It's just a bit wobbly, it'll be fine when

it's flat. So now I got to lay it down.

There's not enough room, it's going to hit

Oh.

Be motivated by the amount of extra cereal

this will provide you. Did the package

come with extra screws? If not, then try

building it without it. Might work, might

not. It doesn't go in. This bit here,

it doesn't go in flush.

Neil.

Ah,

whatever.

Put this bit on.

Is it just me, or does the frame look a

bit too small for the mattress? Why did

you go for such a small bed? I don't think

Sunny's fat ass will fit.

The fuck?

Oh,

that goes

in there.

Oh, it keeps coming out the other side.

Oh,

it's not

working, is it? Because you are the

shittest boyfriend I have ever fucking

known. You have given every single one of

your exes anger issues, and I get it now.

All I get back is nonchalant, dry-as-fuck

nothingness from you.

Oh my God,

oh my God, it won't go in the hole.

Fuck's sake.

Oh, stupid house doesn't come with a bed.

It doesn't

Oh my God, the stupid pegs don't go in the

hole.

How can you be so bad at assembling 2

pieces of wood? And did you even view the

house before moving in? This is the

smallest bedroom I have ever seen in my

life. And why did you bother if Sunny is

not even gonna be living with you? She's

not even contributing.

I can't find the

Allen key.

I got this. I got it.

I got it.

Ah,

it's nearly in.

Make it a series videos like Mr. Who's the

Boss but poor version. I just gotta bang

it in.

What a stupid bed.

Whoever designed this needs a slap.

Like watching a crazy person in a padded

room. What?

Fuck.

I don't know why they make it so stupidly.

All they had to do was make like a slot.

Look, just cut a slot and then you drop it

into the slot, but they make these stupid

holes with the stupid peg.

IKEA, stupid.

Idiots. The L boards are reversed. You're

not gonna be able to install the slats

now. LOL, this is too funny to watch. The

L boards are reversed. You're not gonna be

able to install the slats now. What? LOL,

this is too funny to watch. The L boards

are reversed. You're not go.

Oh, look, it's upside down L like that.

Oh, thanks, Lee. Daddy would be proud,

Daniel-san. See, look,

you put them in there upside down L, and

then you put these pegs at the headboard,

and that's where the headboard goes, and

then You screw in the big flat

pieces and, um,

then you put the metal thing in and

then you put the slats in.

All right,

so I'm here, I'm assembling the— Why don't

you advertise in Craigslist that you need

a real man to come over to assemble your

bed? Nothing. You can let him suck your

willy as a form of payment.

Wouldn't I have to suck his willy?

Oh, it's come out this end now.

Hello.

Oh my God,

it keeps

coming out.

Listen, hollow head, ask Dave to help.

The lights are on but no one's home, dumb

I push this one in, the other end comes

Arm strike!

Arm strike!

Arm strike! I think

I got it in.

Once I get the screw, the metal screws in.

Oh, it locked in! Yes,

it locked in!

Yeah!

Yes! Fuck yeah! Daniel wins again,

boys! The metal screws locked in.

Oh wow, thanks, Lee. Ask Dave.

Uh, no. Yeah,

once the metal screws are locked in It's

easy.

I think I've got it here too.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Oh God,

that took ages.

This bed better be worth it.

Um, okay,

now this side didn't go in properly.

And I don't know why.

9/11 should be celebrated as a national

holiday. 9/11 should be celebrated as a

national holiday. 9/11 should be

celebrated as a national holiday. 9/1/1

should be celebrated as a national

holiday. 9/1/1 should be celebrated as a

national holiday. No, but do you

think that really matters?

Guys, look,

look,

this bit won't— it won't go in.

It just— it fucking won't fucking go in.

The neighbor came home.

Good thing they weren't here when I was

screaming. So these ones are fine.

I mean, it's basically all the way in

almost anyway. I can't—

oh, oh,

I just keep pulling it really hard,

maybe.

Oh, what? Oh, the Allen key's stuck in the

hole. I got it.

Let's just

tighten these really tight.

Should be fine.

Okay,

what's next?

Um, right, so we

make the frame.

Gotta make the headboard. Don't really

care about the headboard at the moment.

Headboard can be done later, I guess.

Yeah, that's the headboard there.

Do you really need a headboard? I never

saw the point of a headboard, to be

honest. It just knocks against the wall

when you're doing it.

Um,

do the other bits first.

So the mattress kind of sinks into it.

Make sure to do the final corner so it's

sturdy. It won't go— you can't afford for

it to break in the middle of cereal.

Sunny is quite obese, so you need to do

this by the book. It seems fine.

It's basically 80% of the way in.

Okay, so I need those metal things.

I think it's those metal things screw

in.

Let's see.

Which way did they go?

Oh.

I need these screws,

probably.

9/11 was a good day. 9/11 was a good day.

9/11 was a good day. Al-Qaeda was good.

Child pornography is good. 9/11 was a good

day. 9/11 was a good day. 9/11 was a good

day. Al-Qaeda was good. Child pornography.

Okay.

Haha,

easy.

Can you please show us your child

pornography collection? Can you please

show us your child pornography collection?

Can you please show us your child

pornography collection? Can you please

show us your child pornography collection?

Can you please show us?

For that metal frame in there.

Oh,

so many.

IKEA could have easily done this for you.

Why does it come in— why does everything

come separated? It's just metal

on wood,

and then they charge such expensive

prices, and then you've got to put it all

together yourself, and you don't even get

Okay, that's one down.

Next.

Thanks to my donos, you might end up going

viral. You should thank me. I'm helping

your career grow. By the way, what does

Sunny's phallus taste like? I personally

like the taste of teenagers. Smegma.

Smegma smegma smegma smegma smegma smegma

smegma smegma.

Frames coming together great, Daniel.

Well done. Oh,

thanks.

Finally, a normal donut.

So this part is important because It's

where the mattress is going to lay on, so

it's got to be strong. The stream

just got age-restricted. Sorry, Daniel.

Frown. Did it really?

No.

But I do wonder if it's monetized. Should

I go and check it?

It is monetized.

Interesting.

God, I'm tired already.

There has already been so much toss

breaking shit on this stream. You should

show your peepee or your butthole at this

point. No, I'm good.

Children should be exploited and sexually

assaulted. Children should be exploited

and sexually assaulted. Children should be

exploited and sexually assaulted.

Children should be exploited and sexually

assaulted. Children should be explo— Turn

it off for a bit.

Okay,

what's next?

Um.

These bits.

嗯。 What?

Guys, I don't understand. Help.

So this picture says I screw the top holes

into the lower holes, but then this one

says I screw the top holes into the top

holes. Which one's

correct?

So in this picture, it said— because it's

got 4 holes like a square— and it said

to put this one on the lower 2 holes. But

what about that side?

I'm just going to get my battery bank.

Hold on, it's using a lot of battery.

Um, why isn't the chat working?

Mattress either in the bed or on the bed.

I think on the bed would be better, not so

it's sunken in.

So it's got like this metal frame, like a

metal bar that acts as the spine, which

would connect to the foot bit to the head

bit and you screw in tightly. So that

should give it more structural support

even if this corner is not completely in.

Yeah, I really hope the mattress— I mean,

it's a double standard and the mattress is

a double, so it should fit.

I guess I'll choose the top 2 holes then.

If I step on

these nails, that'll be bad.

Where's the other one?

Oh, there it is.

Yep, that's pretty secure.

Okay, what's next?

Put those bits in, and then you

put these support bits in.

Okay, pretty easy.

Oh.

Oh, it goes inside of it.

Aha.

What? It doesn't even fit in the hole.

Oh my God, it won't

Oh,

fuck's sake.

Oh, got it.

Okay. Yes.

Okay, it's 2

down. Nearly there.

There should be 2 more metal bits.

Oh, this is not good for my back.

There should be 2 more of those. Well,

there's 2 there, there should be another

2. You guys having a

Getting hungry.

Oh, where did they go?

Yeah, I got those 2, but there should be

another 2.

Oh, it's already in there.

Silly me.

Oh, fuck's sake, why can't it just go in?

Oh my God.

This bit doesn't have the thing inside of

Oh, there it is.

It doesn't go in the hole. Oh my God.

Why doesn't it go in? It goes

in when I do that.

Why won't

Ah,

got it.

This stupid screw won't go in the fucking

hole.

Oh my God.

Shit, come to me.

IKEA sucks, really suck.

I can't get the fucking screw in.

It just won't go in the fucking Oh my

God.

It goes in like that.

The hole isn't big enough.

Yes, I got it, I got it in.

Oh my God,

oh my God,

thank you. Quick break.

God, that took ages. The stupid little

screws wouldn't go in the hole.

I'm getting hungry. I need to cook pasta.

IKEA are so stupid with all the, oh,

you've got to put the peg in the hole.

You've got a screw, a little screw in a

tiny hole that's not big enough for the

screw, when they could just have a notch

and you slot the beam into the notch.

Why can't they make it easy?

And then this bit is not even— it won't go

in.

Oh, I think it's fine. Okay, what's next?

Okay, we got those in.

We got to put screws in those parts. Why?

What's the point? It's not going to move.

I mean, I guess it could.

Until it

doesn't go in.

There you go.

Nice and

tight.

Okay.

The main beam.

Now I don't know which

way I want the bed.

So as it is right now, it's going to face

that way. If I want to move it around, I

should do it now before I add more stuff

to it and it becomes really heavy.

Which way would you have it? So I could

have it like this, or like how it is now.

I think maybe I'll leave it as it is,

or maybe I rotate it. Because I

don't really want the head bit to be up

against the neighbor's wall because his

bedrooms were on the other side.

Okay.

What?

Oh, it's starting to look pretty good.

All right, see,

that's pretty sturdy,

right?

So this doesn't screw in.

It doesn't seem sturdy. You'd think

this bit screws in, but it doesn't.

These screws won't be strong enough then.

This bit doesn't seem sturdy.

Oh, what the— Okay.

And then you get the slats.

Which way does it go? The curved way.

Why are they curved?

That's

not right.

Yeah, the fabric is under.

It just looks a bit weird because the,

um, the bars are slightly curved,

but in the picture it said the fabric bits

go under.

Sleeping on a cardboard box. Oh,

it's a wooden frame.

Yeah, and then these bits go

here.

What are these for? I didn't put the

drawers in. I don't really care about

Um, all right, the other one.

This bit's

so annoying. Why do they make it like

Oh,

it's so loud.

Nee, die gehört rein.

Oh, my back's killing me.

Oh yes. I mean, that's basically it.

Oh, I put the rubber thing Yeah,

that keeps it in place.

I've nearly done it.

Nearly.

Yeah.

Okay, so I guess I just put the mattress

on now. I don't see what else you need to

do. I don't even know where the drawer— I

don't think I got— I didn't get the

drawer. I didn't see any bits for the

drawer. Maybe I didn't get the drawer.

The headboard, I don't really care about

that. I'll do that later. All the screws

still under there, but there's like bits

left over.

Oh, they're for the headboard.

That's a peg there.

I don't know what the black things are.

What are these for?

Oh, my screwdriver. I could choke my

legs. I'm gonna get a screwdriver

now.

That was

weird. So you put

the headboard screws in and then you put

that black thing on for some reason, and

then you screw in that nut underneath it.

Do you think I really need the headboard?

It would be nicer with the headboard. I

guess you could show How

am I gonna get the spanner?

Oh, I'm missing

a peg. Should be another wooden peg.

I don't know where the peg is.

That's weird. I bet it's in a little

plastic bag. No.

I guess I'll just put it on missing a peg.

This is not going to be easy.

Okay, so So

you put it on and then you put

those black things on. Okay.

Where's my screwdriver?

I need to knock one of the screws in

place. Where's my screwdriver,

guys? Did you see my screwdriver?

One of the metal screws isn't aligning

with the hole. I need to knock it in.

Um, oh, there it is.

I think

I got it in.

I really hope the mattress fits.

Where's the spanner?

Okay,

that's one down.

3 more.

Oh my God, it's taking ages.

No,

one more, one more.

Oh my God, I think I've done it.

I think I've actually finished it. It took

2 hours 50 minutes. I still

got 2 bedside tables to put together,

get the mattress on.

Oh, looking good.

Oh yeah.

I got bed now.

It's a bit creaky.

What do you think? Yeah, a bit creaky. I

don't know why it's creaky. I think it's

the slats because they're kind of loose

under the mattress.

It's quite, it's quite nice having a

proper bed.

I'm a bit, bit upset with the corner.

Don't tell Sunny.

Don't tell Sunny the corner's not in flat.

Yeah, maybe I can just kick it in, brute

force it. I still got 2 of those,

um, I should have just got 1 bedside table

to be honest. I might put the other one in

my office.

It's kind of

noisy.

What's that?

What was that?

Oh wow, thanks. You and Sunny gonna

wreck that bed Thursday night? Yeah,

might put the donos back on. Hold on,

I had to mute them because that crazy guy

was going crazy. A bit creaky,

I think. It's because it's new.

Okay,

so first of all, I want to say thanks to

my mum and thanks to my dad and

thanks to you guys. Couldn't have done it

No, first of all I want to get rid of all

the rubbish and then I think we're gonna

go make dinner and then if I have energy I

might try and make a bedside table.

Yeah, the bed's looking pretty nice.

Looks like a proper bedroom now.

It's weird how just having a bed frame

completely changes how the bedroom feels

when you just have a mattress on the

floor. It feels like, I don't know,

like you're slumming it out. Gotta get rid

of all this rubbish.

God,

I'm exhausted.

Took 3 hours.

Not even one table will fit.

I'm gonna have to scooch the bed more to

this side. I might be able to get it into

the corner, or I scooch the bed all the

way into the corner, but I don't really

want the bed to be right up against that

wall. Just get rid

of the rubbish first.

My poor coffee jug. I should have just

bought one of these.

Okay, look at

my bed. I can't wait to sleep on that

tonight. Looking good.

And look at my office, looking good.

Nice, looking good.

The echo is weird in here.

Wow, it's got like a weird ping

sound.

I think I need to go to the dump again.

I haven't even opened my Amazon stuff yet.

I don't know how the DPD guy lifted my

dumbbells all up to carry it here.

It's a— it's got— there's

20 kgs in total. What?

If it's

only 20— oh yeah, that's fine. My goal is

to bicep curl 15 kg, but I probably gotta

start back down at 10 kg because I haven't

been practicing. Yeah, I can't bicep curl

20 kg. My arms would have to be massive.

Closest I got was I managed to do half a

bicep curl on 17 kg in Thailand,

and then I got sick. Okay, let's get the

pasta going. I need food after all that.

Need carbs and protein.

I hope the wine hasn't gone flat.

I'm going for the pure protein and carb

I am impressed how the Wi-Fi is really

strong upstairs too. The problem is in

this room I can't turn the light on

because I took the light bulb out to put

it upstairs. I bought my own Wi-Fi light

bulb because the light bulbs here were

really white. I want yellow bulbs,

so I've only got one colored bulb and

I put it into my office room.

3 hours. I can't believe it.

You put the salt in the pasta water.

Oh, look at the— look at the meat,

so solid.

It smells like a beef burger.

I could make this stretch 2 meals

Thought I'd save some for Sunday.

No, I don't have garlic bread.

It's not healthy to reheat the meat

multiple times. Um, maybe I should finish

it all today then.

There's not much left anyway.

I really hope the sofa is not that hard to

put together, and I'm hoping the delivery

men are going to bring it in.

Did he finish the bed? Yep, it's all

ready. The shagging— it

is a bit creaky, but there's just so many

different wooden components, I don't see

how it wouldn't be creaky.

This is poverty food. The Italians would

be very offended.

I couldn't really care less about food.

As long as it makes my stomach full and I

don't starve, whatever. I'll eat the same

thing every day.

I might not make a lot of money, I might

have a lot of debt, my monthly expenses

might be expensive, But there's one thing

I can do, and that's not give a shit about

food. That's my strong point.

My special ability is I can save massive

amounts of money by eating pasta and beans

every day. Whoa, my God, spilled water.

Why is there so much smoke coming out of

there? Getting a bit— fuck, wait, turn

that off. Why is there so much smoke?

Oh my God, I don't even have this on and

it's like— the fuck?

Oh my God, oh my God, what the fuck?

Oh my God, open the window!

Oh my God, oh fuck!

Shit, that's busted. Get out.

What the hell is going on?

I spilled the water from the pan.

Oh my God,

I'm too tired to cook.

How can water burn? I can

see condensation from my breath now.

What is this? What?

Is it just the water?

It's just endless amounts of steam coming

out. Look at this. Too.

What?

I just gotta wait for it to cool down,

then I can mop up the water and then start

again. That's why.

At least the fire alarm didn't go off.

Christmas miracle.

Problem is the bottom

of the frying pan's all wet.

It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

We're good, we're good.

Oh my God, what the fuck was that? I love

you, Onika. Smiling face with hearts.

Also big L for cooking.

Yeah, that was a mistake. I accidentally

splashed the water onto the stove.

That's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

I just don't know why so much steam is

coming out. It's weird.

Never seen this much steam before.

Maybe it's just cold in the kitchen.