why I quit YouTube

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Testing. Weird, why does the chat keep

flickering on and off?

Why is it all glitchy?

Camera looks weird. Yeah, it looks

stretched.

It's like weirdly long.

I don't know why.

Did that fix it?

Uh, I don't know. It's like the YouTube

app, it's weird, isn't it?

Maybe I've got to go back to using

streaming apps like I used to.

Well, is it better than vertical mode?

I think you get used to it.

This is annoying because like the

on-screen chat keeps flickering on and

off. Oh wow, thanks, uh,

you. That's all I see.

She says you dot dot dot.

What are we drinking tonight? Um, the

finest red wine.

Definitely not Ribena.

I was setting up my Starlink. Can you see

it?

I'm not using it now though because it's

rubbish. It's really bad inside.

There's too many things blocking it. I

tried it outside, it was quite good. Got

about 200 download. I think 40 or

50 upload, or 30 or 40 upload.

Why did you get Starlink? Well, I thought

I'd do some garden streams and at some

point like go on a road trip. Maybe me and

Crypt have been discussing a Wales road

trip, and I thought maybe I camp out on

like a cliff edge.

And then I'll have internet on the cliff

edge because there definitely won't be

cell data on the cliff edge. But I got a

new tripod as well. I got the same tripod

I had back in Devon,

which isn't the best tripod. I wish I got

a different one because, I mean, it kind

of just snaps like that. It doesn't let

you choose freely the angle.

I don't know where the other one is

because I had a proper tripod, the one I

stole from my Corinex. I think I put it in

the bin. Yeah, I put all my streaming

stuff in the bin when I thought I was

quitting. I put my mic

in the bin as well, the little mic. I

still got this one, I still got this mic,

the old one, but I don't have the cable

and I don't have the mic arm.

He hasn't changed, still spending all his

money on stupid tech. What can

I say? I love my tech.

Why do people— I don't understand what you

want me to change so much. I'm 37 years

old. I'm not gonna suddenly change just

because I quit YouTube. Imagine thinking

quitting YouTube is gonna make me change.

YouTube isn't the problem.

You can take away YouTube from the man,

but the man's still gonna be the man,

isn't he?

Like, all the problems aren't because of

YouTube, it's because of me. YouTube is

just like— YouTube just

shows you the aftermath, whereas normal

people wouldn't have any kind of trace.

Normal people would just do shitty things

and then get away with it because they

don't— they're not stupid enough to

broadcast it publicly and tell the world

about it. That's my flaw.

I'm just too honest.

Motorcycles. Yeah, the stupid fucking

motorcycles. Everyone's riding damn

motorcycles like they're using the roads

as a racetrack. They just drive. Don't

they have jobs? Don't they have anything

to do apart from ride up and down on their

stupid motorbikes? No wonder this

country's falling apart. Everyone's just

riding motorbikes up and down the road all

the time instead of, I don't know, doing

something productive.

You finally admit you were the problem,

not us.

You— what's that word?

I don't know what the word is. You are

gay. No,

YouTube.

I don't know what I'm trying to say. I

give up.

The side effect?

No.

YouTube.

The byproduct. But maybe byproduct's

the right word. YouTube is the byproduct.

So I do the shitty thing and then it comes

out on YouTube. YouTube didn't cause the

shitty thing to happen. The shitty thing

was gonna happen anyway,

uh, it just ends up on YouTube. At some

point. It could be now, could be next

month, could be next year,

could be 5 years' time, 10 years' time.

The truth always comes out. You just gotta

be patient for it. A good story is like a

good wine. You gotta let it ferment,

and then out comes a 5-part series, Why I

Hate X.

XXX.

By that point, they won't care anymore,

and I can just say whatever I want. So

yeah, just gotta be patient.

Daniel always wins.

Do a GoFundMe, send Daniel to Japan again.

I don't know, Japan's kind of boring now.

I've been everywhere, I've done

everything.

What else is there to do in Japan unless

there's a hot girl there who wants to

meet?

So yeah, I got, um, I got Starlink.

Too— I don't know, I just— I don't really

want to sit outside streaming.

At some point I might do like a garden

stream. The problem is I just— I feel too

tired after work to do anything.

You should have been a father by now.

Yeah, well, all these stupid women didn't

keep leaving me. Then maybe I would be a

father. It's not my fault. It's like when

I park in the, the child-only spaces at

Tesco and then people whine. I feel like

saying, well, maybe, maybe I would have

children to bring with me to Tesco if my

stupid women didn't keep leaving me. Not

my fault. All these women are like, oh,

oh, oh, I got too high standards.

My standards are too high to want to be

with him. As if they're such high-value

people themselves. They're all fucking

broke, living with their parents. Bunch of

Literally every woman I dated has been

broke as fuck and got no money and

live with their fucking parents.

Or they gotta leech off me like in

Thailand when I had to pay all the rent,

and when I said we should pay 50/50, and

then she got all mad.

They have money? No, not literally. Not a

single one of them had any money.

I don't know why none of these women have

any money. How about

get a fucking job?

Foster did nothing wrong.

Um, she wouldn't split expenses with me.

Threatened to leave me if I made her pay

50/50 on rent.

I only ever had one partner who split

stuff 50/50, and that was Chihiro. She had

a job and her own place. Apart from that,

no one else did.

And I always end up having to spend most

of the money, and then I always end up at

the end of the relationship, I always end

up having blown like $10K or $20K, and

then I get dumped for some stupid reason.

I'm out there busting my balls, making the

money, paying for the trips, paying for

the hotels, and then get dumped

for some dumbass reason like,

oh, he's texting not good,

when there's men out there who have wives

and they beat their wives and like

verbally abuse their wives. And they get

to have a wife, and then I'm like sitting

here getting dumped over the stupidest

You know the issue, stop doing the same

thing. Well, I tried, but I can't do it

forever. I can do it for a bit,

and then I get fed up having to do it.

It's always the stupid texting. It's

always the stupid texting that ruins

everything. In person, I'm fine. In

person, I'm nice, and I can give them hugs

and be caring, give them my full

attention. But then when I'm texting,

it's usually because I'm at work or I'm

busy, so I just— I quickly shoot off a

text and think, job done. And I wasn't

able to give my full attention to what I

was supposed to say, and I only gave like

20% of my brain power to texting. And then

when my guard was down, they get mad.

I guess the lesson is not to text whilst

working and to wait until I finish work or

until I've got free time to focus on the

I have very lazy, minimal style of

texting. I'm just not very

good at it.

But women, women get really mad when you

don't put effort into texting them.

That's what I've learned.

You're only telling your version. You must

have done something annoying. Well, yeah,

texting badly. That's why I did. That was

Is vaping healthy for you? Well, yeah. It

hydrates my lungs. It hydrates

my lungs with vapor,

cleans them out with pineapple ice.

How have you not learned to text properly?

50 years on Earth. I'm not that old.

I mean, I kind of know what to do. So in

the beginning, I'm pretty good at texting,

but then as time goes on, I get lazy.

And then I feel like, yeah, the

relationship's strong enough where I don't

have to worry about it. But you always

have to worry about it. Never think— never

think just because you've been together

for X amount of months that you can get

lazy with the texting. You can't. They end

up building resentment. They log it in

their minds. They're like, oh, oh, I

didn't like that. Oh, I didn't like— they

won't say anything at first. They don't

say anything at first, but after it's

happened like 4 or 5 times, they start

building resentment. And then you send

like this one fatal text, and then it's

like the camel that breaks the straw's

back. And then they dump you because of

that. It wasn't just because of the one

text, it was because of a bunch of smaller

texts that upset them. And then like the

one big text that was a, a bummer,

it— they use that as the reason to end

things or blow up at you.

Low battery.

So yeah, also, also another thing I

noticed is this,

this really caught me off guard.

Um, when you're telling them stories about

your day and they, they seem like they're

laughing along with you, or they seem like

they're okay with the story, all the

little things you tell them.

Secretly, they are resenting you.

Secretly, they're storing it in the back

of their mind thinking, oh, I didn't like

it when he said this. Oh, I didn't like it

when he said that. But instead of bringing

it up and telling you, they will lie to

your face and pretend it's funny,

or just like go along with it until you've

done it like 5, 6 times. And then when the

breakup happens, they'll be like, oh, I

didn't like it when you said this. Oh, I

didn't like it when you said that. Oh,

when you said this, it showed that you

lacked understanding or empathy.

Well, then why don't you fucking tell me

when I first said it instead of pretending

it was funny?

I thought you thought it was funny, so I

kept doing it. I didn't know it was

annoying you or upsetting you.

That would be what the mature thing to do

is, not just like secretly laugh along

with it while secretly building resentment

about it. How about grow the fuck up?

So all these little things build up The

bad texting, the little stories you tell

them that you thought was funny and you

thought they thought was funny because

they laughed along with it, and actually

they're just lying.

They didn't find any of it funny or cute,

and then they'll use it to break up with

you, and then that's when you find out

what they really think— when it's too

fucking late.

Yeah, exactly. They store it in the mind

later to use against you to justify a

breakup. And all this stuff comes out and

you're like, whoa, I didn't even know

this. Now you're telling me?

Why didn't you bring it up earlier?

But that's what women are like. They never

want to tell you anything. They expect you

to know. They just— they,

they— it's like they let you bumble along

making mistakes, and then they, they jot

it down in their mental journal until it

becomes too much for them to, to deal with

or handle, and then you're out.

Never trust them. Never trust what they

That's what I've learned.

But the irony is you can say stuff that

upsets them, but then they will say

similar stuff back to you,

and that's fine. Like, for example,

if you complain about— if you

complain about strangers, they'll be like,

oh, he's not understanding and considerate

to others. But then they'll do the same

fucking thing. They'll complain about

strangers too from their own personal

life. So they can do it, but you're not

allowed to do it. The hypocrisy is

mind-boggling because they'll

complain about you for doing something and

then they'll do it themselves.

Can you show the Starlink? Yeah, it's

there.

Oh God, vomit in my mouth.

So when you're in a relationship, you can

never let your guard down. When you feel

safe and you feel like, oh, I can tell

her everything Oh, she just gets me. She

doesn't. She's building resentment and

secretly hating you whilst doing exactly

the same thing herself.

That's what pisses me off.

Don't tell her everything. Yeah, that's my

mistake. I talk too much.

Tell them too much about my day. I tell

them too much about what's frustrating me.

Never tell them what's frustrating you.

Never say, oh, this person was annoying.

Oh, this stupid granny was so slow on the

roads. Oh, this person did this that upset

me. Never say that stuff.

I told this story once when Yeah,

I was picking up a Tesco order and my back

was hurting. I had a bad back and the bags

were kind of heavy, so I couldn't really

like place them down gently. So I just

kind of like plopped it down on the back

seat and some guy saw me do it and

he scolded me. He was like Take

care, take care of people's shopping,

wanker. Respect the job. And I was like,

what? He thought I was throwing the

shopping bags into the back of my car when

I was just plopping it down onto the back

seat because my back hurt and the bags

So I told that story And from my point of

view, I got verbally abused. But then from

his point of view, he's like standing up

for the poor old granny whose shopping

bags were being thrown around, and he's

like standing up to the stupid driver when

he doesn't even understand the context.

How did you know you're a delivery driver?

Because I was picking up the delivery

Yeah, and then that guy probably went home

and told his girlfriend, oh, I saw this

stupid delivery driver chucking bags

around, I gave him a piece of my mind.

And then the girl probably went, oh,

you're so brave sticking up for Granny

Joyce who had her shopping chucked around.

Probably gave him a blowjob.

Can I ice skate? Yeah, I went ice skating

last year and I was, I was whizzing around

the rink. Everyone was

getting in my way and I was like speeding

around.

Probably gave her the ick. I don't know,

women like guys who stand up for

the oppressed. And from his point of view,

and probably the way he told the story,

he was standing up for the oppressed when

really he didn't know what he was fucking

talking about. I had a bad back, okay?

And I just— I gently plopped the bags

onto the back seat.

It's fine. Well, I was kind of shocked,

so I didn't say anything back. I just

looked at him and ignored him.

I didn't throw them. I used momentum and

gravity to assist me to get the bags into

the back seat.

For £20,000, would I shave my hair off?

Yeah, but I wouldn't go live. I wouldn't

go live for like 5 months.

What do I think about the genocide in

Gaza? It's so awful.

It's so terrible, guys.

My heart bleeds.

Oh, my bleed— my heart bleeds at night.

What do you mean it doesn't seem sincere?

That was the sincerest I could be.

Did I watch Elon Musk interview? I watched

bits of it, but it was so boring. He kept

going on about AI this, AI that. Who

I don't see

the big deal with AI. It's just like

Google on steroids, isn't it?

Crypt Single. Yeah, she said she'd be up

for doing Wales road trip.

I'll take her to that fancy restaurant

that Connor went to. £450 per person,

12-course meal. Don't ever say I'm not

generous. I always treat my girls well.

Maybe I'm, maybe I'm not the best with

emotional support, but I booked the nice

hotel, I take them to a nice dinner.

Remember I booked the £350,

um, what was it, 8-course ryokan meal in

Japan?

So I think I am quite generous with

like paying for stuff.

So yeah, I quit YouTube because I

thought YouTube was the source of my

problems. But it turns out even without

YouTube, things go wrong.

And it's, it's not really because of

YouTube, it's because of me. So even

if I didn't do YouTube, I'm still the same

person. The only difference is people

don't know what I'm doing, so they can't

use it to, um, make me look bad later.

But that doesn't really seem— I don't

know, it doesn't really seem to make any

difference.

Would I ever buy a love doll? Yeah, maybe

when I'm like 50 or 60 and I've got my own

place. Um,

why not spend like £1,000 on a hot girl

love doll? Go on road

trips with it. It's the closest I'm gonna

get. Why did I buy a Starlink?

Well, I want to do some garden stuff,

like dig a hole, maybe burn some things,

and then I can also use it if I go on a

road trip.

I don't know if I'll do something this

summer or wait until next year.

How's my mum? She's good. She had some

polyps removed. Hospital said there's no

Dave Gibson's foot still broken.

So I haven't seen him for a while.

I bet he's gutted he couldn't come round

all summer.

Do I miss Chihiro? Not really. I messaged

her on Instagram, but she didn't reply.

I don't know why she's so against talking.

Surely she's not still scared of me.

Did you see that girl on Instagram? She

made a video about me and then she got

destroyed in her own comment section, and

then she whined about it, and then she

disabled the comment section. This stupid

idiot. Her name's Chloe Speaks. She's got

like 11K followers on Instagram. She she

reacted to my old 10-year-old video where

I said I don't like British girls because

they look too adult. And loads of

comments, like half the comment section,

were defending me, saying, oh, he just

meant that British women look older than

their actual age, or he's probably

autistic and he worded it badly. Yeah,

exactly. I don't understand. I don't

understand why some people get it and some

people don't. It's like some people are

stupid and think I'm being a pedo,

and then some people actually understand

what I'm saying. And because people were

understanding what I actually was trying

to say, she got all butthurt and was like,

oh, so much disgusting comments, I'm

disabling the comments. How about you say,

okay, I'm sorry, I misunderstood what he

was trying to say. I shouldn't have tried

to make him look like a pedo. But no,

it's the problem with these women, isn't

it? These feminist women,

they have no ability to take

accountability and own up when they're

wrong. They just shut you down.

Like, they, they have zero ability to, to

admit they're wrong, and then they'll just

ghost you, block you, or disable the

comment section. Or just say, oh, you're a

stupid incel, what would you know, idiot?

They won't— they won't try to debate.

They won't just own up to their mistakes.

Like, they're so deluded in their own

stupid— like, they're so desperate to push

this narrative that they just double down

on it. Her entire page is all

about how she had some kind of sexual

assault experience as a kid.

But how many fucking videos she got about

how she got sexually assaulted as a kid?

Yeah, okay, it's terrible that happened to

her, but at some point you gotta think,

just fucking move on. Jesus fucking

Christ. What? You don't have to make it

your whole identity. Talk to a therapist,

fix the trauma, heal.

You don't have to make your whole entire

online personality about this one event

that happened. So annoying.

And because of this one event, they're

like, oh, all men are trash.

When I bet you anything, ever since that

happened, nothing ever happened again with

another man.

Like, since the terrible event happened,

how many times did it happen again over

the last 20 years? Uh, probably zero

But if men are so trash and so dangerous,

you think this would be happening pretty

often, like on a monthly basis. I mean,

I got sexually assaulted as well. I got

sucked off by a gay Japanese guy in Japan.

Don't see me crying about it.

Don't see me making 20 videos about how I

got sucked off in a park by a gay Japanese

guy. Don't see me going, oh, all gay

Japanese men are stupid and suck.

I mean, Eckhart Tolle writes in his book—

let me read it— in The Power of Now,

there was a very good page. I forgot

where it was now.

Um, damn, I should have bookmarked the

Um.

Yeah, Power of Now. Maida told me to

listen to the audiobook, but I recently

got the actual book in

my journey of self-improvement.

Well, basically it just says something

like women who make the whole thing

about the historical abuse women have

suffered by men over the centuries Women

who make that their entire identity are

feeding their pain body with like a

collective feminist identity, and it's not

healthy, and they need to let it go and

heal from the trauma.

And they'll never be able to as long as

they carry on ident— using as their

identity this like collective feminist

Pain body.

Apparently, um, women in the feminist

space don't like Eckhart Tolle because

he's a white man who's telling women how

to feel, and they're like, you're a man,

what would you know about it?

Give us a room tour.

I got some stuff for a stream.

A secret.

It involves burning stuff.

Oh hey, AJ! Me and AJ recently

reconnected. I thought we lost that,

but she reappeared.

How much do I make from YouTube monthly

since I came back about $100.

So far I've made $120.

Yeah, the Starlink— the Starlink seems way

better than the Bella Box. I haven't, I

haven't tried to stream with it yet, but I

tested it out in the garden. It's getting

pretty good speeds. Um,

You just point it at the sky and connect

it to your phone and you've got internet.

You don't need to mess about 4 SIM cards

and 3 phones and a power— I mean, I've got

a power bank for it, plugs into it. I

should have just gotten that when I was in

Devon instead of messing about with that

stupid Bella Box.

What if it's cloudy? I don't know yet.

Should be fine.

No, we don't have fiber. We've just got

like broadband.

What's on the whiteboard? I was just, you

know, jotting down data points.

Oh wow, thanks Samuel.

Anyway, I thought it was funny that that

Chloe girl got so butthurt that she was

getting thousands of comments defending me

and then she switched off the comment

section. Can't handle criticism

at all, these women. Zero ability

to debate, zero ability to admit they're

wrong. It's just sad.

It's just so weird how so some people get

it, like some people understand what I was

trying to say, and so many people are so

dumb and think I was being a pedo.

And the video was like 10 years old.

Obviously I don't believe that stuff

anymore. I've dated like 5 British women

since then. Obviously I like and feel

attracted to British women or white women.

The same video was going around on TikTok

as well. Everyone was calling me a pedo in

the comments. So it's like the demographic

on TikTok seems way stupider and dumber

than the demographic on Instagram for some

reason. Because the comments on Instagram

are way more grounded and fairer.

British women don't like you. Huh. I've

had more British women girlfriends than

any other type of girlfriend.

Seems like most of you forgot that I dated

2 British women back in 2022. I just, I

didn't really make a big fuss of it. It

wasn't very eventful.

That was before I met Faster.

Why aren't you covering Amazon and Apple

earnings? I don't really care about stocks

anymore. I've only got Bitmine

and Palantir and their downloads. So it's

kind of boring.

I'm down like 50%, so I barely

check it now. Just waiting for it to go

up. Not much I can do now.

That's what you get for supporting Israel.

I don't even know what Palantir does. I

just heard Traveling Trader said to buy it

like 6 months ago.

You might be popular among girls who like

K-pop. Yeah.

Oh God.

That, that's the other ironic thing,

you know. Most women who like the K-pop

guys, uh, most of them are like these

feminist liberal types that hate the

patriarchy, hate toxic masculinity.

But then South Korea— South Korea

is one of the most toxic masculine

patriarchal countries in the fucking

world. You fucking morons.

Why, why are you glorifying and idolizing

men that come from one of the most

patriarchal and toxic masculine countries

in all of fucking Asia just

because they look good? So then you're

basically just saying if the guy looks

good, then I don't care about my

principles and my ideology Because they're

hot, when you would literally hate

living in South Korea. South Korea has one

of the biggest feminist movements in the

world, the F4BTEQ, whatever the fuck.

So you're a bunch of fucking hypocrites

just because they look girly.

But everything about South Korea goes

against your ideology, so why the fuck

do you like those men so much?

Oh wow, thanks XX. Here's some of my stock

money. Wow, very generous.

I mean, how How can you be a feminist and

then like any of the Asian countries?

Because they have worse women's rights,

worse equality than any of the Western

countries. And the UK and the European

countries have way better women's rights

than any of the Asian countries do.

But then they're like, oh, BTS, they're so

hot.

So basically you're just saying, I don't

care what the politics are, I don't care

what the ideology is, as long as they look

hot, that's good enough for me.

Then your whole ideology and worldview is

just completely biased because you're able

to sweep it under the rug if there's a hot

guy. You fucking hypocrite.

Just consuming mass-produced femboys

dancing on stage.

The feminists are like, oh, Western men

are so toxic and they suck and everything,

and they glorify the men come from an even

toxic, more toxic country.

Yeah, one of the girls I dated in 2022, I

don't know, she had some kind of leg

thing, insomnia.

Couldn't walk very long, far.

Yeah, she was the one who said I bruised

her thighs because my hips were bony, and

then she had to get the swelling syringed

or something. Never had any other woman

say that to me.

And then the other one kept wanting to

come to my mum's house, and I kept saying—

I kept making excuses because I wasn't

really that into her. I didn't really want

her to know where I lived. I wonder if

either of those 2 ever found out who I

was. Imagine just like loads

of women ending up on my subreddit being

like, I dated this guy, he didn't tell me

who he was.

I end up like, um, have you seen that

anime called School Days where the guy has

all these girls thirsting over him and

then he like dates them all secretly or

something and then in the end they all

group up and murder him? Then don't they

chop his head off and then go on a boat

and sail off?

Yeah, 25-year-old Jason, professional day

When do I plan to go back to Japan?

When I'm not in debt anymore and I got a

girl lined up, so probably never.

I didn't fake my age by that much, just a

couple years. It's not really a big deal,

is it? The only reason I did it was so in

case they googled my age plus my name, I

was worried the famous birthday page might

pop up. I, I don't know if I'm still on

it. I used to be on the famous birthdays

page.

No, I wouldn't say I'm like 5 or 10 years

younger. That would be just unbelievable.

I think it doesn't really matter if you're

like a year or two older or younger than

what you actually say, what you actually

Yeah, and then there's this whole big

thing about the Turkish girl on the

subreddit recently because I didn't know—

I didn't— apparently I didn't stop because

of the bleeding and I didn't see her

crying. So let me clear it up.

Uh, number one, I didn't notice the crying

because she wasn't actually crying.

She wasn't going like

that. There was no audible crying.

If I heard her going like that, obviously

I would have been like, Jesus, what's

wrong? Now that I remember, maybe I,

I did feel a bit of wetness on her cheeks,

and I just thought it was sweat. It was

summer. I was— I went to Germany to meet

that German girl, remember? And then she

came back to my hotel, and then she goes—

she, she walked out of the hotel before

anything happened. It was summer, it was

hot. I thought she was sweating.

And then the bleeding. How am I— how would

I know she's bleeding? She didn't know she

was bleeding either. The, the blood

is inside of the vagina. I don't have

x-ray vision and see inside her vagina.

How would I know that there was bleeding?

The only way I knew is because when I took

it out, I saw blood and I was like, uh,

we better stop. So we stopped.

I, I didn't even know she was crying until

she wrote that Reddit post.

If she was so upset, why didn't she just

leave? I didn't force her.

I didn't pressure her or anything.

She came to the hotel room, we got

undressed, we did it a few times.

It's not— it's not like the— it's not like

her vagina was oozing with blood and

there's like blood smeared everywhere and

I was like, oh, oh, I love all this blood.

I hate blood. It's disgusting.

The smell of vaginal blood is disgusting.

Turns me off. If I knew there was any

blood, there's no way I would have tried

to do it. It would have turned me off

So, so I didn't do anything wrong. The

only thing I did wrong was I shit-talked

her on Discord and I took pictures of the

blood. I don't know what I was thinking.

That's the only thing I, I admit was

wrong.

Okay, maybe I wasn't very affectionate,

but I just didn't really like her, okay?

I didn't find her attractive. I didn't

know how to just say, sorry, but I don't

find you attractive, can you leave? So I

just waited it out until she left

naturally.

This is the problem when you agree to book

in a hotel with a girl for like 5 days

when you don't know if you like her or

not. She came all the way from Turkey. I

felt bad kicking her out,

but after— on like day 3 or 4, I was

reaching my limit and I was getting a bit

fed up, and I was hoping she would take

the hint and leave.

So yeah, I mean, I gave her the cold

shoulder. I wasn't very affectionate.

I thought she'd just get the hint and be

like, okay, I'm gonna go now. But she

stayed for the entire 5 days, and I was

like, oh my God, I just want to play

Rainbow Six.

Yeah, I could have handled the situation

way better, but when

I saw the blood, I stopped. She even

admitted that he suggested

to stop, and we did. I mean, there's no

way I'm not gonna— I'm not gonna have sex

with someone who's bleeding. It's gross.

That's why, that's why I stopped Moon from

coming to see me. Moon wanted to come to

Korea and stay with me for like a week,

and I told her, I don't know,

I'm worried I won't like you and then

we're stuck together. And she was like,

oh no, it's okay.

So I learned my mistakes from Turkish Girl

and I applied it to Moon.

I mean, it's tricky when you

meet a girl and then you've agreed to, I

don't know, spend a week together and

they've flown all the way from their own

country. And then you meet them and you're

like, oh God, I don't like them. I want to

go home.

But then I feel bad.

But also at the same time, I don't really

want to hang out with them anymore.

The reason why Mila worked out really well

is because we just met for a date. And I

got to see what she was like, and I liked

her. She didn't just show up at my house

straight away and was like, I'm here for 2

weeks now. I met her in London for a date,

we stayed overnight, and then I invited

her to come stay at my house.

Yeah, Milo was fun.

I feel like out of all of the experience I

had, Mira was probably the least

problematic. There was no allegations,

there was no messy breakup. After we broke

up, she just disappeared. She didn't post

on Reddit, she didn't get all salty or

angry, she just disappeared. That's how it

should be. Once you break up Unless

you want to meet again or get back

together, then kindly fuck off.

Please go

away. Leave me alone.

I'm sorry things didn't work out. I tried

my best. Now can you kindly fuck off?

Jesus fucking Christ.

I mean, it was the only time where the

biggest thing that happened was the slap

thing. Do you remember what she said? She

said, uh, I thought Daniel was really

honest on his YouTube channel, but in real

life he's a fake-ass motherfucker or

something. She's kind of got a point.

I, I give, I give my honest opinions on

stream and stuff, but then in real life I

just, I try and be nice and I try and be

polite and I hold back what I really

think. Um,

people don't like it. They think I'm being

fake or I'm acting. I'm just,

I'm just trying to be nice until you fuck

off.

Stop being nice. So you think I should

just be like this in person? No, that's

not how my brain works.

There's this one time, um, I was driving

on this road and they had speed bumps on

it, so they wanted people to go slow. So

what I'd do is I'd go slow over the speed

bumps and then I'd rev it. I'd like speed

up until the next speed bump. And then

they, they told me off. They said, oh,

can you go a bit slower on the roads on

your way out? And then I was like, okay,

sorry, so I'll be careful. And then as

soon as I got back in the car, I fucking

revved it. It's like, fuck you, stupid

speed bumps on this road where there's no

one here. A big open Straight road with

literally no one around and you want me to

do 10 miles per hour? How about you eat my

dick, fucking idiot?

Yeah, nobody tells me what to do. Don't

tell me how to drive my fucking car,

bitch.

Oh God, you know the automatic braking

thing on the Tesla is so annoying.

I turned a corner and there were a lot of

pedestrians around, and for some reason

the camera freaked out and thought I was

going to hit someone, and then it just

suddenly slammed the brakes and I was

like, like that. Thank God no one was

behind me. If someone was behind me and I

just suddenly braked, they might have

rear-ended me. The annoying thing is you

can't permanently disable the automatic

braking. You can turn it off, and then

when you get back in the car, it's on

again, and you've got to press like 3 or 4

buttons to turn it off. So annoying.

So now I'm scared it's going to happen

Lane detection is really annoying as well

on country lanes. It keeps not

understanding where the edge of the road

is and it keeps beeping at me, and you

can't permanently turn it off. It was

so embarrassing. Just the car

just suddenly braked on its own. I went

flying forwards like that because I wasn't

expecting it. I wasn't even going that

fast.

Stupid modern cars. It's the government.

The government mandates that these safety

things have to be on by default. You can't

turn it off. You can only turn it off

temporarily.

Why have a Tesla? I didn't know that Tesla

has this automatic braking thing.

It happened before when I was reversing

out of a parking spot. A car appeared

behind me and then it just slammed the

The Citroën C4 lane detection was even

worse. It would, it would take control of

the steering and steer me into the

oncoming traffic sometimes, like it was

trying to kill me.

Did my head get longer? Yeah,

my brain grew.

It's still a good car, it's just these

automated systems are annoying and I don't

want it. Who is the next girl?

I don't know,

seems unlikely Crypt is going to come.

She's not as enthusiastic as she was last

year, and she keeps getting sick with

diseases and stuff.

Um, I'm chatting to one girl We were

supposed to go on a date on the weekend,

but then she got cold feet and said she

would like to talk more. So now we're just

talking about hobbies and it's so boring.

I don't see the point wasting all this

time texting over— just meet and see,

because we could text for months and then

meet and not like each other, and then we

just wasted months texting. You can't tell

if you like someone or not until you meet

them in person. People look so different

in their photos, or they use photos that

are like 5 years old, and then you meet

them and then they're like way older than

the photos looked.

I'm kind of relieved actually because I

don't know. I don't really want to go on

the date.

But if you don't go on dates, then

nothing's going to happen.

You'll never meet someone you actually

like unless you go through like 5 dates.

I just, I just want to focus on paying off

my debt for now, I guess.

Don't give us love advice. Well, I've been

in relationships and dating for 15 years,

so I think I know what I'm talking about.

Actually, 17 years. 17 years of

experience. I think I know what I'm

talking about from

my historical data.

Um, it usually takes me 4 to

5 dates with different women to

find one that I actually like, so it's

like 20% success rate.

So far I've done, I've done 2 dates and

they were shit. The first one

didn't look anything like a profile

picture, no energy. The second one was

really short, like 4 foot 8. I could

barely hear anything she was saying

because she was so— her head was like down

there. I had to like lean in

every time she said something.

How come I couldn't keep a relationship?

Because I'm a man of high standards.

And so far no one's been up to my high

standards. Thought you

like short women. Turns out I don't.

Turns out I actually like tall women.

How are you gonna kiss someone who's 4'8?

You have to bend down.

My ideal height is like 170 centimeters.

165 to 170 is ideal.

Over 170 is a bit kind of tall.

Why are you streaming? Why not?

The news— not really much news, I guess.

Just venting.

Might do a Starlink stream next time in

the garden.

I've got the tent set up as well.

Why aren't you telling us? Uh, maybe

because I don't want to get in trouble.

I had a tent in Devon. For smoking in so

the smoke wouldn't get in the house. Uh,

I still have the tent. My mum set it up in

Just settle down? Well, if I could find a

woman who wants to stay with me, I would,

but so far no luck.

No one can handle me.

What kind of smoke? Uh, you know,

just the usual smokes.

It is really nice to be

back at my mum's house though. That Devon

house was making me depressed. Devon house

was like a prison. It was draining all my

money. I had to, I had to mow

the lawn and do the gardening and take out

the rubbish, do the laundry, do the

cooking. Now my mom does everything and I

just focus on work.

Yeah, I'm really glad I moved out of

Devon. I was,

I was overstaying my welcome.

Now I've got disposable income.

I can buy anything I want.

Do I regret Devon? No, I had a great time

Made good use of the house. If you know

Made good use of both of the houses, if

you know what I mean.

But it was time to move on back to the

home base. Oh yeah, I'm back on Instagram.

I forgot. Here's the link.

Follow my Instagram, guys. It's got

amazing content on it.

The dude's boat on Airbnb, that was great.

The yacht. Oh God, the yacht was so good.

Have you ever done it on a yacht? The way

it sways in the water whilst you're

banging.

You stole my clip of you playing the

piano. No, you stole it from me and I

stole it back. Yeah, the yacht

was nice. We got Uber Eats. Sushi, ate on

the deck, banged in the captain's cabin.

I tried on the captain's jacket.

The owner of the yacht came there to meet

me, this old Dutch guy, and he was like,

are you on your sabbatical? I didn't even

know what that meant. I was like, uh,

yeah, the fuck is a sabbatical?

Who the hell says, are you on your

sabbatical? Just say, are you on your

school break? It's not 1866.

The fuck is a sabbatical?

But everyone, everyone kept asking me if I

was a student, like a uni student. Even,

even when I moved to Devon and I was

loading up the trolley at Tesco with house

stuff like furniture and appliances, the

woman said, oh, is this all for uni? And I

was like No, I'm 36

years old.

And then when I bought this vape the other

day, she asked me for my ID. You know what

I found out? You don't need to keep buying

the whole vape. You can just buy this bit

and that bit, and it costs half the price

of buying the whole kit. I've been buying

the whole kit the whole time. It's like

£16, and now I realize you can just buy

the refill bits for £8.

You can be 36 in uni. Yeah, if you're a

fucking loser and your life failed and

you're still trying to figure out what

you're going to do in life,

and then you think for some reason getting

a degree is going to help you get a job.

All these people get these stupid degrees

and then they end up working as a waitress

anyway, and then they got like £100,000

student debt, and then they don't even use

the degree. It's a complete waste of time.

They study some stupid, stupid thing like

photography, cinema,

psychology, most useless skill in the

world. Why don't you study something

useful like welding, plumbing,

electrician?

My sister studied film studies and now she

does coding. So that was a complete— she's

got like £100,000 student debt for

something she's not even interested in

anymore. She's got to pay like £20K a

year or something and

didn't even get a job using it.

I feel like women, they always get useless

degrees, or they always want to study

something, or they want to study something

creative or artsy,

not practical. And then they complain

about not being able to get a job because

they don't go for the jobs that are

actually in demand, like HGV driver. You

don't see all the women lining up to get

those jobs, do they? Do you?

That's the difference between men and

women. I mean, no, men, men don't really

want to work in the sewer or climbing

up scaffolding or constructing stuff,

but the money's good, so they do it.

Women don't want to do it, so they don't

do it. They just want to do some cute

artsy job like at the nail salon. Or open

a coffee shop or a bakery,

and then they complain about men making

more money or something. Yeah, because men

are willing to do the dirty jobs not

because they want to, but because the

money's good.

It's the difference between men and women.

Like, if you had a country where it's only

women because they hate men, you'd have

like 1,000 coffee shops and cake shops and