GOOD News Everybody!

Welcome back to my stream.

Guess what happened?

I passed,

passed my test. Look. Oops.

48 out of 50 on the multiple

choice section and then 60 out of 75 on

the hazard perception test. I only got 2

questions wrong and I only

missed 1 clip. I got 0 points

on 1 clip, but then I got 5 points out of

6 clips. And just 2 points on one clip.

Kind of scary. I missed 0 points. I missed

everything on one of the clips. I'm pretty

sure I didn't miss it. It's just my timing

wasn't, wasn't good.

So yeah, pretty pleased with that. Now I

can focus on driving. I don't know if you

have the same kind of test in your

country, but in England. First you got to

take 50 multiple choice questions about

driving, and it's like road signs and

stuff. And then you've got to take 14

questions where they show you a video

clip, and then there's hazards in the

clip, and then you have to click the mouse

when you see it, which is really easy.

It's so easy to see the hazards coming,

but the problem is you, you don't really

know when you're supposed to click. You

can click too soon. So you'll see a horse

in the road. But if you click straight

away, you've probably clicked too quickly

and you won't get the points. But then if

you click too slowly, you won't get them

either. So you need to anticipate where

the points are going to be. You'll get

like a little bar, it will say 5, 4, 3,

2, 1, and then 5 is at the beginning. You

click where the 5 is, you'll get 5 points.

But you don't know where that bar is.

It's like playing Battleships. You've got

to try and guess where the little bar is,

and then if you click too many times,

you'll get 0 points for that clip. So what

I did was kept clicking like this.

So I see the hazard, I'll click once, and

then I'll click again, and I'll click

again to a maximum of 4 times, because I

found out you can click 4 times without it

penalizing you. I think if you click about

6 times in a row, you'll get penalized.

Oh, thanks, Miles. I'm so with you,

you're so much better than us. Well,

that's what I've been trying to tell

everyone this whole time, but I just got

cancelled instead.

Unbelievable.

So my tactic worked. I don't know if other

countries have this video clip section

where you got to spot hazards. It's kind

of stupid. When I did it back in 2007,

when I first did my driving, they didn't

have this and there was only 20 questions.

Now there's 50 questions and the questions

are so dumb. I managed to nearly ace the

test because I just did a load of mock

tests all week and I basically just

memorized all of the questions and I

memorized the answers. I could actually

answer the questions without even reading

the question because I could tell from the

answer. I got really good. I actually

finished the multiple choice question part

of the test in about 20 minutes, and you

get 50 minutes to do the whole thing. So I

finished the whole thing in about 20

minutes, and then I spent about 15 minutes

checking through each question again just

to make sure. But I could have done it in

like 15 minutes. There were

just a few questions I never saw before

that kind of threw me off. One of them

was, in, in what

part of the road would you be causing a

disruption if you parked? And I couldn't

work out what a lay-by is. I think a

lay-by is that area where lorry drivers

park when they're just waiting around.

So I chose that. The other one was at the

brow of a hill. I don't think parking at a

hill is really a problem. So I went for

the lay-by because I think if you park in

the lay-by, you'd be disrupt— disrupting

people. I don't know, I might have gotten

that one wrong, but it was okay.

All the other questions were pretty easy.

There was one other question I got wrong,

but I'm not sure which one it was. I can't

remember now, but I guess it doesn't

matter since I passed. Now all I have to

do is pass my driving test within the next

2 years, and I'll never have to take that,

um, theory test ever again.

Hopefully I don't give up this time. Test

meant for 16-year-olds? Well, it's meant

for anyone who's learning how to drive.

You could be 50.

Actually, I, I talked to someone who, who

does lorry driving, and they had to take

the lorry driving test couple years ago to

be able to do the job, and, and he had to

do those tests as well.

They're not difficult questions. Some of

them are difficult. It's not that they're

difficult, it's just you won't know the

answer unless you memorize the answer.

Like, what is the stopping distance if

you're traveling at 50 miles per hour?

You're not going to be able to guess that

unless you know what it is, and you just

got to memorize it.

And then there's questions like, what is

the maximum amount of mgs

of alcohol you can have in your blood if

you're having a blood test? And it's like

50 mg in Scotland and then 80 mg

in England. And the breathalyzer test

thing, you need to remember it. It's so

stupid. Why do you need to remember how

many mgs of alcohol in your breath?

If you get pulled over and tested,

they're just going to test you. They're

not going to quiz you on how many mgs

you're supposed to have. If you have any

alcohol traced in your breath when you

take those tests, you'll get in trouble.

So why does it matter if you know if it

has to be below or above 22 mg? Well, I

guess if you have like a tiny sip and they

pick up 10 mgs, then you won't get in

But I had to spend all this time

memorizing all these, uh,

facts to pass it, and then none of those

questions even came up in the test.

Didn't get any questions about stopping

distances or breathalyzers.

It was mostly stuff like, why should

you— what should you do if you're going to

overtake a cyclist? Overtake him very

quickly. Overtake him very closely. Give

him plenty of room. They're so dumb, the

questions.

And it's always stuff like, why, why would

a bus take a funny turn at a roundabout?

Because it needs extra room.

It would have been annoying if I failed.

Because I have to go all the way to

Chatham. They only had a test center in

Chatham, not Maidstone, and getting to

Chatham is such a pain. You got to get the

train to Maidstone and then change at

Maidstone West and then go to Stroud and

then change at Stroud and then get the

5-minute train to Chatham. I was going to

take my bicycle to Maidstone, park it

there, and then get the train from

Maidstone West, but my mum ended up taking

me. So I got a lift

all the way to Chatham, thanks to my mum,

and then she waited outside whilst I

It would have been frustrating if I had

failed. I'd have to go all the way back

and then rebook the test. I think if you

fail the test, they should just let you

retake it straight away. There right then.

Why not? Why do you have to wait? Why do

they make you wait a few days and then you

have to rebook it and then go there again

another day? Well, they should give you 2

attempts because you might get unlucky

with the hazard perception thing.

Have I spent any time actually driving?

Yeah, I've had 2 lessons. So far. I've got

my 3rd lesson on Sunday,

and, um, I don't know, I don't think my

mum would let me use her car.

It'd be kind of scary because I'd feel

worried as well. So I might make a mistake

and then she doesn't have any control

because there's no pedals on her side.

So I could buy my own car because

I just need someone to accompany me

because I'm not allowed to drive by myself

with my license, but I can drive if I have

someone else with me. So if I get my own

car, my mum could sit in the side just to

like fulfill the legal obligations, and

then I just need to do some driving really

without, without someone telling me what

to do. So I need to figure out how to do

it myself. It's no good just someone

telling me what to do all the time,

because I'm not learning.

I'm just following orders.

But I feel a lot more confident now. On my

second driving lesson, I was, I was

checking the mirrors and indicating

without him having to tell me to. So I

feel like I'm understanding what I need to

do without being told. So that was good,

made some progress. It just—

it gets confusing to know when you're

supposed to check the mirrors and how

soon or how late you're supposed to

indicate.

It's actually quite fun. I don't feel

scared driving.

I quite enjoy it, actually. When I first

did driving when I was a teenager, I

thought it was scary going really fast.

But for some reason I've changed. I feel

like I enjoy going fast now. I keep

accidentally speeding. It's very hard

to go 30 miles per hour. Because it feels

so slow, like it's barely moving.

Do you want to have writing staff to write

arcs for you? You've ran out of material.

It's just not really much going on,

I guess. I guess you could say this

is the driving arc. Is that not

I guess I'd have to film it, film the

instructor and lessons and stuff, but I

don't really want to. Maybe I'll buy a car

and then I could film some car videos.

I just feel like you guys don't really

care that much about driving,

but right now that's the most interesting

thing for me personally. Finding that very

fun.

It's just something that I've always found

to be very scary to do, so I feel, I feel

good about being able to do it. I guess

for most people it's just, it's like a

normal thing that they've done for a very

long time, but for me personally it's been

a massive mental block that I've really

struggled to get over.

So I feel quite good about myself for

finally doing it, finally doing it again,

because after I failed the first time, I

started to create all these mental defense

mechanisms and excuses why not driving

is better than driving.

Who is Chav Chaser?

Yo, Chav Chaser, get the fuck out of this

stream, babes. You aren't going anywhere.

The complaining channel guy. Why did you

change your name? Do I

think it will help me get more poon? I

don't know. I'm pretty sure it, it won't

hurt my chances. It will help me even

if it's like 1%.

But to be honest, I'm not really doing it

to get women because I was already getting

women before driving. I'm mainly doing it

because I'm really, really bored. And then

I'm also doing it because I'm genuinely

interested in driving and I'm starting to

feel more interested in cars and it seems

like something fun to do.

I think it's mainly out of boredom and I

have this new sense of road confidence

thanks to the electric bicycle. The

electric bicycle has, has made me feel

more confident on the road.

I really had fun riding the electric

bicycle around. Too bad I won't be able to

use it anymore because I blocked that

girl. The only reason I had it was to meet

that girl who lived north of me,

but I'm not meeting— I don't even chat to

her anymore because she got, she got too

annoying. She got too whiny and naggy. If

she's like that just after a few dates,

Jesus, imagine what she's like in a proper

full-time relationship. She would be such

a pain. She was just nagging me about

everything, like trying to make me meet

her friends, complaining about when I go

hmm when I respond.

No, it's too— it's too much. Too much

work. I'm not willing to put any work into

relationships. I'm done. I feel like if

you have to put too much effort and work

into a relationship, then it's not worth

it. Why should I have to put so much

effort into something? It should,

it should just work, I think, naturally.

Otherwise it means you're not a good fit

for each other. And if you're not a good

fit for each other, then what's the point

wasting time? Just move on, find someone

else who is a good fit. I refuse to put

any effort into relationships anymore.

I'm done. I'm not learning your language.

I'm not moving to your country. I'm not

meeting your stupid friends.

No, no more. I'm not wasting my time doing

stuff I don't want to do. I'm gonna be

selfish from now on.

No more compromising.

It's not worth it.

How long did I wait until I drove again?

I took lessons when I was 17 or 18. Now

I'm 33, so it's like 16 years ago.

16-year break from driving. Most people

just take a couple months break, not

nearly 2 decades. I think it's pretty

funny because so much has changed since

then. Now they've got sat-nav tests in the

cars. I don't even remember having sat-nav

back then. It was just becoming affordable

for most people. It's very fancy

technology back then, only rich people

could have.

If I really, really, really like the girl,

then yeah, I could compromise a bit

and I could be— try to be a bit

open-minded about changing stuff. But I

just didn't really like it much. Didn't

really find her very attractive. She was

very sexually inactive as well, which

means we'd barely have any sex. We'd have

like sex once every 2 months. That's

rubbish. It's not enough. I need sex

all the time, every day,

4 times a night. Otherwise I'm not

satisfied.

I just didn't see— the only pros were that

she lived alone. Apart from that, I didn't

really see any pros.

I feel a bit annoyed that it's taking me

such a long time to finally, finally get

my license, which most people do when

they're a teenager. They don't— most

people don't do this thing in this

stage of their lives. They've already got

it done. But I guess some people get

certain things done at different stages of

life. I had different priorities back

then, like watching anime. Watching anime,

playing World of Warcraft, and having

Japanese girlfriends were higher up on my

list than having an automobile.

But now I've done everything I've wanted

to do I've got— I've gotten all the other

stuff out of my system. I've done it. So

only things left to do in life, I guess,

would be learn to drive, have children. I

already got married, done that. I wanna— I

want to learn to drive, have children,

and have sex in the garden, and maybe do

anal. And then I'm, I'm pretty done with

life. I feel like I've done everything

after that. It's just a few more things

I'd like to cross off my bucket list.

I want to fuck in some nice warm summer

grass. That's like my ultimate dream.

And maybe having the car would help

because I could drive her to a meadow.

Drive her to a meadow or forest.

Do it under the stars. So romantic.

Buy a house. Yeah, that's the other thing.

I just don't really feel like buying a

house. Is important because I have a

house. And then people say it was your

mum's house. Yeah, technically it's my

mum's house, but untechnically it's

basically our house. It's my house because

I can live here whenever I want to. I come

and go as I please. It's basically my

house. How is it not my house?

So having another house just seems like a

waste because I've got this big empty

house which is empty most of the time.

She's not here right now. So what would

the only benefit of having a house or my

own place would be? I can bring girls over

and I don't have to spend hundreds of

pounds for one night at a hotel because I

have to say the hotel bills are getting a

bit expensive right now. I've spent like

last month and this month I spent probably

£500 or £600 on hotels for different

dates. So having sex is getting a bit

costly. Having my own place would reduce

it, but then the thing is, the danger with

having my own place is if I bring them

back to the place and they fall in love

with me, but then I want to let them go,

there's a risk that they will just show up

to my place and start— Daniel,

where are you? They might start knocking

on my door, hunting me down. The reason

why I don't bring any girls to my house

here It's because I'm scared they will try

and bang on the door when I've ghosted

them. That scares me.

I never brought the other girl back to my

place, so I feel a bit confident. Now the

problem is my other girl that I'm seeing

now, she keeps asking if she can come to

my house and I keep saying, oh, my mum

won't be happy with it. But my mum keeps

saying, bring her here. My mum keeps

saying, when are you gonna bring her here?

I said no. And then she keeps asking,

when am I gonna invite her? And I keep

saying, my mum says no. The thing is, if I

bring her here, she finds out where I

live. When I inevitably,

inevitably have to ghost her, she might

get angry and just show up. Fuck,

I nearly dropped my cup of hair.

She might get angry and then just drive

herself to my house. It depends

how crazy she is. I think most people,

normal people, would just be like, oh, he

ghosted me, that's a bit sad. They

wouldn't show up to the house. But you

never know, a lot of these girls are

crazy. I met this Iranian girl in Japan

who got divorced from her Japanese

husband, and we used to hang out at night,

and she used to take me to where her

Japanese ex-husband lived, and she would

throw cigarette butts into his garden and

like stick her middle finger up at his

house in the middle of the night. She was

nuts. Some of these women out there, it's

just nuts. I feel kind of scared letting

them know where I live. So if I spent

the money— if I spent

the money on having my own place, yeah, I

could bring girls back and save a lot of

money. But then what if they're crazy and

they start harassing me?

Problem is your sister wants to sell the

house and your mother isn't going to leave

it to you alone. Big problems. Not really,

because then I would have the money from

the house, wouldn't I? It's either I have

the house or we end up selling the house,

and then I get my share of the house,

which is like £400,000, which would be

enough to buy my own house. It'd be a lot

smaller of a house, but still, I could buy

a house and a Tesla. Which brings me on to

my next problem. I don't know what car to

get. I really want a Tesla, but then

there's also a lot cheaper cars that are

also pretty good. Like the Ford Focus I'm

learning in now is a diesel Ford Focus,

and it's actually really nice. It's really

good to drive. It's got a nice size. It's

not too big. I like the way it operates.

I feel pretty confident using the clutch.

And the gear control now, I can change

gears without him having to tell me to a

lot of the time. I get over 10 miles per

hour, I go into 2nd gear. I go into nearly

20 miles per hour or 15, I go into 3rd.

And then I go over 30, I go into 4th or

5th. It's not that difficult really when

you get the hang of it.

And it feels quite satisfying using the

clutch to, to control the car. Tesla is

just— you got one pedal and it goes and it

stops, but it looks cool and it's got that

big display, but it's really expensive. I

don't know. Well, I could get a van,

do van life, couldn't I? Could fit out the

back. So with a van, I wouldn't

have to pay for a hotel if I get lucky on

a date. I could take her to my van, I

could have a nice mattress in the back.

Put some nice lights, purple neon strips

on the ceiling, make it all nice and

stuff. But then it might start to smell

because I heard van life vans start to

smell really bad because it gets all

moldy, gets mold and stuff in

it, moisture.

About Japan, I don't know, I kind of don't

really feel interested in Japan anymore.

And I just don't feel like they're gonna

fully reopen to tourists anytime soon.

They're just messing around with guided

tours for July and June.

And then if I go to Japan, I'll just sit

around in a hotel being bored, going on

dates, probably not really having much

luck apart from some MILFs and fatties.

Right now I feel more interested in

learning to drive and getting a car.

Maybe I'll get bored of it and then go to

Japan next year after I'm fed up with cars

and stuff like that.

So I could get— I could get a van, I could

get a Tesla, or I could get a cheap,

cheap Ford Focus or Peugeot 208. Which are

like smaller cars which are not too

expensive. Not sure yet. If I get a Tesla,

I'll basically use all my money and I have

no money left. And then I've got to

rebuild my net worth. My life savings

will be zero. I don't know if it's a good

idea to blow my entire savings on a car.

And then I've got to pay insurance and

road tax. Every month, which would be

about— I think all that's about £400 on

average for most people.

I watched some video, this young guy about

23, he was talking about insurance for his

new Tesla and it cost him about £120 a

month, so it's not much. I don't know why

some people are trying to freak me out

saying, oh, you'll never get insurance,

oh, my car costs £1,000 pounds a month for

maintaining it. What a load of rubbish.

So I could easily afford the cost for

maintaining a car. It's just,

it's just

going to be about a third of my income

then going towards the car that I don't

really know how much I'd use. If I really

enjoy it, I might be going out driving all

the time. And then the costs for charging

an electric vehicle are really cheap. I

Googled it. It said— I think it said, um,

it was like $10 to fully charge a Tesla

from zero. It's like, uh,

0.20— it's like 20 cents per kilowatt.

And then Teslas are usually 50 kilowatt

for the whole battery.

And I could just plug it into the charger

here and leave it plugged in overnight for

a few days because I'm not going to use it

every single day, am I? It says it takes,

takes 36 hours to fully charge on a 3-pin

plug, so I just leave it plugged in

charging for a couple days and it's ready.

And there's those Supercharger things are

everywhere anyway. So it's like £10 to

fully charge your vehicle compared to

£100+ now to fully fill your petrol tank,

because it's about £1.80 per litre here.

And I read that most cars have a 40 to

60 litre tank. So if it's 60 litres,

that's, that's nearly £120 to fully fill

your tank. And that's just gonna make you

travel— it's gonna get you about 200 to

400 miles, and then an EV, it's like 220

miles. So I think the EV is a lot cheaper

to, to charge than it would be

to fill up on gas. But then

the cost of the EV is a lot more upfront.

Would I make any driving videos? Yeah,

basically I'm planning to make the whole

channel about driving when I get my

license. I don't know if that's a good

idea. It's going to be, um,

I passed my license, why I spent my entire

life savings on a Tesla, why I chose a

Tesla as my first car, my problems with

having a Tesla, why I hate my Tesla. And

then any problems I have will just be made

into a video. And then road trip all

around UK in my Tesla. And then I'll do

sleeping in my Tesla because I've seen

some videos like that. People just get a

mattress, they put down the back 2 seats,

and they just go camping in the Tesla.

And they, they get a million views or half

a million, and they're basically nobodies.

So I could do that.

What else could I do? Filling up my Tesla

with gummy bears. I think there's a lot

of ideas I could have. I mean,

surely it's going to get more than 6 or 7

or 8K views, which is what I'm getting

now. So it's not really like a gamble

changing the content to car content.

I think it could be fun if I could

actually make it happen. I'm just hoping

that I don't lose interest and I give up

like I did before. I'm expecting to fail

my driving test, so it shouldn't

really be a shock that I fail it because

it looks pretty hard. I'm watching a lot

of mock driving tests and people fail it

just from, just from not staying

in their lane or not indicating or

not checking the blind spot when they're

pulling out. Something really simple like

that can make you fail.

So if you take any action that puts other

road users in danger, then you fail. You

get, you get a serious fault, but you're

allowed 15 minor faults. And then minor

faults can be anything like forgetting to

signal, can be okay if it's not causing

danger. Stalling the engine is not really,

uh, serious, but it can be a minor. But

then if you stall and then you're causing

problems to other people, then it could

become a serious fault.

So it seems kind of random, and it, it's

based on your luck. If you've got bad luck

Someone might fly out of nowhere and you

don't react to it well.

It's just a bit annoying. I've got to go

to Malaysia now. I won't,

I won't have time to To get test ready

before Malaysia. There's only a few weeks

left and then we gotta go. I'm not looking

forward to it. I am looking forward to the

trip and hopefully having a nice time.

It's just I want to focus on my driving

and I'm very one-track minded. When I get

a new interest, I want to focus 100% on it

and not do anything else. Now I've got to

kind of put driving to the back of my mind

and wait until I come back home. Because

my instructor's only giving me 2 lessons a

week. I want to do more, but he's got

other students. I thought maybe I could

get a second instructor, but it

sounds like that would make things

complicated.

So I have to wait until July to probably

do the test. Or to become test ready, and

then you got book the test. I don't know

how long I have to wait to book it.

Probably won't be until August or October.

So annoying how long this takes. I just

want—I want to do it now. Why am I sitting

around doing nothing? I just want to do

some driving now, get the test done

quickly.

Hate waiting. I'm so impatient.

I wish my sister didn't sell her car. My

sister bought a car. She only did a few

lessons. I thought she did more, but she

said she only did about 3 or 4 lessons.

She bought an entire car, but that was

last year and I didn't even show any

interest, and she sold it when I was in

Manchester to my cousin. I think it was a

Honda Civic, like one of those small Honda

Tesla has a camping mode. Yeah, I saw that

on one of the videos. So in

a normal car, if you try to sleep in it

because of all your breath,

I think the windows mist up or something

and then it gets smelly.

I want a Tesla. I want to get Model 3,

not, not Model X. I wanted Model X first

because it has the fancy wing doors that

flap, but the Model X is huge. Have you

seen the size of it? I don't want such a

big car, and the Model Y is too expensive,

and it doesn't really look that much

different to Model 3. So maybe let's get

Model 3.

Seems not too expensive.

My hands are shaking because— I don't

know if you can see it. It's not shaking

too much now. I was doing some gardening.

I found a new way of exercising that does

your forearms. I get these hedge trimmers

and I just go around the garden trimming

everything. I did it for 3

hours last week and I could barely hold a

fork. My hand was shaking so much like

that. And then the next few days it was

aching here. Today I just did 1 hour and

my hands are still shaking. I've got such

little power in my forearms.

Turns out doing push-ups doesn't do

anything for your forearms. So I went out

with the bush clippers and didn't

take long until I ran out of strength.

Has anyone ever commented on my DIY

haircuts? No, no one's ever said anything

like Why does your hair look weird?

No one, no one really mentions it, so I

guess I'm doing a good job.

I really cut the back today, so it looks a

lot smaller. Thing I hate is when the

back of my hair gets really long and then

it looks really big at the back, so I I

cut it down today. Took my shirt off and I

just went like that, like a hedge. Got

hair everywhere. Now I'm just fine-tuning

it.

Also, push-ups don't really help when you

have sex, because after I had sex, my arms

were aching, but not where I do push-ups.

I could do push-ups after I had sex even

if my arms were aching, because it's

different muscles. I think when you have

sex, it's more like planking And it uses,

I don't know, more of the side arm

muscles. PewDiePie is thinking of getting

a Tesla. PewDiePie is copying me with

everything. Have you seen his last video?

He got an electric bicycle, and then he

went to a fish shop and looked at neon

tetras. Now he's in Japan looking at

Teslas as well. Isn't it kind of a weird

coincidence? He got these fancy electric

bikes with his wife. They were cycling

around.

I think he's copying me.

Makes me miss Japan a little bit,

walking around the streets. You know those

Japan shopping centers they have where

it's like an open street? But it's got a

canopy and it just goes down straight in

between buildings and it's all wide open.

That feeling is very weird when you walk

down those. I don't really know how to

explain it. It's just the feeling of Japan

that I remember a lot when

I see that.

I'm getting hungry. I think it's all my

hedge trimming. Also made my, my fingers

kind of ache as well. I think that's why

my forearms are like sticks, because I

never use them for anything. So I'm gonna

go out into the garden whenever I can to

do some trimming, and I'm just gonna trim

everything with those rusty shears.

I think they're called shears, aren't

they? They used to be my granddad's. My

granddad would be proud if he could see

his grandson.

I want to cut this bit. Oh,

do you— I think it's out of politeness,

maybe. I, I guess people

who work at shops are not really going to

say anything. My mum never says

anything about anything,

so I don't think she would say anything.

Yeah, maybe everyone's just being nice,

or maybe I'm just really good at cutting

hair. I don't really have friends who,

who call me out on stuff. I don't have any

friends. Maybe that's why I don't want to

have friends, so you don't get called out

on anything.

I can't really have friends with the kind

of content I made because they would just

be like, Daniel, what are you doing?

Daniel, I don't think it's okay for you to

be telling everyone Blah blah blah. I

would be so restrained if I actually cared

about having them as friends. I wouldn't

be able to do any of the stuff that I did

because I'd be constantly worrying, oh no,

what if my friend group doesn't like this?

I was able to do most of my content back

in the day that, that did well because I

didn't have a friend group that held me to

account. So it gives me a lot of freedom.

Yeah, that's why I don't like having

friends,

because they would either have to be

really scummy people to be okay with the

stuff I do, or they would just find

out what the stuff I say on streams and

then not want to be friends with me

anymore, because I kind of admit to doing

pretty shady stuff. A lot of the time,

I wouldn't really want to be friends with

someone who's like me because

it'd be kind of weird.

I like the back of my head now. It looks

quite— it looks quite clean when I cut

the back shorter and taper it a little

bit. I need to cut this bit maybe. I think

it looks quite nice. I think when you're

a guy and you're trying to do your own

haircut, a lot of guys don't really pay

much attention to the back of the head. I

remember when I first started cutting my

hair, most my focus was on— it's on the

fringe in the front, and I never really

paid any attention to the back. But the

back bit is quite important, I'd say,

because you need that shape. Otherwise it

looks like a mushroom.

Oh, thanks, 789. The things you do aren't

even that bad, you are just completely

honest about it. Lol. I don't know, I

think having 2 secret girlfriends at the

same time seems kind of bad. They don't

know about each other. Plus I have kind of

like, uh, friends with benefits from the

channel, which I'm not saying who she is.

So I kind of have like 3 girlfriends.

Well, I had. Now I've got like 2.

But it's a secret. Don't tell anyone.

I'm not really looking for more

girlfriends because it's getting damn

expensive. It's so expensive having

girlfriends, all the hotel bills. Spent

£250 on a hotel last week because

it was, it was such a last-minute booking.

I think the more last minute you book

them, the more expensive it is.

Then got Uber Eats, which is like £30,

and then transport was like £40.

Very expensive when you're so

sexually attractive to the opposite sex.

Sometimes I wish I was more ugly. So I

could save money. Trying to save money now

so I can get a Tesla, but it's kind of

hard to say no to sex when they're

basically offering it. See, nothing's

free. I mean, even if you have a

successful date, you still gotta pay all

the hotels and stuff.

But the best thing is when you get to do

it multiple times. Over the course of a

night. I think that's where the value

for money kicks in. Value for money

is not great when you're paying for sex

because you only get to it once and then

she just leaves and makes you feel bad.

They're not girlfriends if you take them

to hotels. Well, yeah, why not? You gotta

take them somewhere. Do I want

to support Elon Musk? I don't really think

Elon Musk did anything wrong.

I don't really care, really. I'm not

really like an Elon Musk fanboy, but then

I don't hate him either. I think sometimes

he, he's pretty funny, but then a lot of

times he's pretty, he's pretty cringe.

And most of the time I don't really care

what he's doing. Like the whole Twitter

thing, couldn't care less.

Remember that like one-fifth of men have

literally molested or raped someone. PPL

are sick or not bad. Yeah, but you you

don't know about it because they won't

tell anyone. I guess you might have some

people here might have friends who have

raped someone or have done something

that if you found out about. You might not

want to be friends with them anymore.

But I can't keep anything secret because I

need to talk about stuff, don't I? If I

keep everything secret, what am I going to

talk about? Oh, it's nice weather today.

The rhododendrons are blooming.

I don't really care who I'm supporting or

not supporting through my purchasing

because it doesn't make any difference. I

could be all, oh, we gotta save the planet

from carbon emissions, I'm not gonna buy a

petrol diesel. I don't care, it's not

making any difference. I haven't driven

for my entire life. I think for the last

few decades of my life It's okay if I do.

It's not gonna make any difference.

No one else is gonna stop driving. No one

else cares. Why should I care?

I'd drive a diesel if it— actually,

I do want to drive a diesel because I

found them to be very easy to drive.

I'm learning using a diesel Ford Focus and

I barely ever stall it. I think I stalled

it once, maybe, compared to the petrol car

I learned in when I was a teenager. I

stalled that so many times at petrol. I

mean, at traffic lights. I stalled it so

many times at traffic lights, I remember.

And then I panicked and it started rolling

backwards and I freaked out. That has

never happened with my new car, the diesel

engine. I wonder if it would happen if I

drove a petrol now. I'm hoping that it's

not happening because I became more

confident and not just because it's just

because it's a diesel.

But using the clutch, when, when I first

get into the car at the beginning of the

lesson, my knee is shaking like that,

trying to control the clutch because I'm

so not used to using my leg like

that. Using that part of my leg. So I've

got no muscle built up in that part of the

leg. Got no confidence in the beginning of

the lesson. My knee is like trying to make

sure the clutch— make sure I've got

control of the clutch. So scary the first

10 minutes of the lesson. But then I get

onto the road, I'm driving to Maidstone,

feeling a lot better. Just got to calm

down a bit. And I start to enjoy it,

going 60 miles per hour down that road.

It's just those bends. It's really

nerve-wracking going around those bends at

those speeds because the oncoming traffic

is going— coming around the bends at you.

And then you want to look at the oncoming

traffic because it looks like they're

going to hit you. But then the more you

look at it, the more you steer towards

them. And then the instructor kept telling

me, Don't look at the traffic, look at the

lane. Focus on where you're going.

That's the hardest bit, trying to just

look ahead at where I'm going and not

focus on what's right in front of me and

twitch steering like that. He said I'm

twitching too much when I steer. You just

got to let your hands flow.

You, you look at where you're going and

then your hands will gently guide. The

steering wheel towards where you're going,

and it kind of makes sense, but it's just

hard to grasp in the beginning.

I think that's the problem when I do

roundabouts. Roundabouts are the most

difficult thing now. I can never go around

it without him helping. Every time he has

to grab my steering wheel because I keep

going towards the right lane, and I think

I know why. So when you approach a

roundabout, you got to look Right, see if

there's any traffic coming. And if there's

no traffic, then you can go. But if there

is traffic, you got to give them way. I

keep looking right, and then I don't stop

looking right. I'm looking right the whole

time because I'm scared traffic's going to

keep coming around. And then I'm steering

towards the right because I'm looking

right, and I'm not checking my left

mirror. And then he tells me to change

gear, so I'm trying to steer with one

hand. Changing the gear whilst looking

right and also looking in the mirror. I

can't do it. I have like a meltdown and I

panic, and then all my training goes out

the window. I think what I gotta

do next time is check right and then stop

looking right and then look where I'm

going. Then hopefully he won't grab my

steering wheel again. And then check the

left mirror when I'm changing lanes to the

left. And I've got to signal left before I

get to my exit, as I'm getting to my exit.

So many things you have to remember. It's

so— oh, it's so exhausting having to

remember all of that. It's like 6

different things. You got to brake and

then check if there's traffic coming, and

then if there is, you got to clutch down,

change gear down, change gear, and then

mirrors, and then steering, and then also

accelerate. It's like 7 different things

all at the same time.

So many things you got to do.

It's hard to stay in the lane because I

just want to cut straight ahead through

Also, when I do junctions, you got to do a

sharp turn. You're not supposed to turn

too early, otherwise you accidentally go

into the other lane. You got to turn,

I think, when the middle line is at your

shoulder. So you're driving and then

you've got to turn right into a

T-junction. I think, I think the middle of

the road has to be lined up with you and

then you start turning. He also said my

steering was not good, like the way I was

steering it, because I kept getting my

arms tangled, crossed over like that. I

kept going like, like this and then

getting stuck. He said you got to do

push-pull, which is like— it's hard to

remember to do it like that. So you— I

keep wanting to do this like that,

but then when it gets too far around, I

get stuck. So he says you got to do like

that and then pull it down and then push

it up, but you got to have both hands

moving synchronized. It just feels really

unnatural.

What is the allure of driving if not to

get more poon? I think number one,

it's kind of fun, isn't it?

You get to drive really fast and then

you've got these problems you've got to

solve every time you come across a

junction or turn or traffic light. It's

like a little puzzle, you've got to figure

out what to do. So there's like

problem-solving elements in it, and then

there's the thrill of the speed,

and then there's like the coolness of

having a car. It's like your own personal

little hotel capsule room that you travel

down the road in. You're not exposed to

the elements, and then you can, you can

pimp it up, make it comfy, play music.

Have a little cup holder. So I have a

little capsule hotel room that moves

around. It's pretty cool, I think.

Also, I bet the feeling of just being able

to drive anywhere at any time probably

feels like something I've never

experienced before, because I always have

to rely on the stupid train that only

comes once every hour, and then it doesn't

run at night, or I need my bicycle, and

then I need good weather. So I'm excited

to see what it feels like because it could

be 2 AM in the morning. I just jump in my

car and go drive to McDonald's, couldn't

I? That sounds pretty interesting.

Never felt like that in my entire life.

Maybe I could do some streams. I could

even do Uber Eats, couldn't I? I could

deliver Uber Eats. It says you need 3

years of driving experience to do Uber. I

don't know if I would actually bother. I

heard people who do Uber Eats make like $4

per delivery. Oh, I found a Mars bar.

Where did that come from?

Mmm, sugar.

Oh, so nice.

Do you want some chocolate?

Also, if I get my driving license, I can

ride a motorbike, so I can get into

motorbikes too. I can also get

a van. I can make like a gaming room

in my van and then go to the forest.

I'm hungry.

I could drive to the forest and then take

a shit in the forest and then drive back

home. I can do anything I want.

That's the great thing. About driving.

You live in the middle of nowhere? Yeah,

I'd have to drive into a city to start

work, so I'd have to commute to maybe

London. How long would it take to drive to

London? I think it takes like an hour.

Maidstone. I looked in Maidstone. There's

no Ubers in Maidstone either. No one does

Uber in Maidstone. I don't know if they do

Uber Eats in Maidstone. Maybe they do. I

heard doing it on a bicycle is actually

faster than using a car because the car

you have to park it every time.

You can ride a 125cc now. Yeah, I think I

can with my provisional license. I need to

get L plates, but I also have to do that

CBT test. But I think that takes just a

day. You just have to listen to some

class, and then you go on, do some

maneuvers around cones to show that you

know how to use it. Apparently it's pretty

easy to get. I could actually just get a

moped now. I don't

want to get a motorbike because I don't

want to wear a helmet. It'll ruin my hair.

Imagine you go on a date on the motorbike,

you take off the helmet, and then your

hair's all flat down onto your head.

That's why I don't wear hats. It makes my

hair all flattened, and then when I take

it off, it doesn't spring back up. It just

stays flattened for most of the day.

My hair is very stiff. Once it's dried in

a pattern, then it will stay that way

until I wash it again, make it wet. It's

not, it's not really fluffy. It's kind of,

it's kind of stiff and

stubborn.

What else could I do with a car?

You have to drive on the road for a few

hours with an instructor, but on the

motorbike You

wear a microphone in your helmet. Imagine

you have to get— you have to carry the

instructor on the back of the motorbike

and you drop it. My legs are like sticks.

I would so drop a mo— I can't even— when I

was with Mila, we went to the cinema and

then she brought the bicycle thinking that

I would, I would ride it and

then she would sit on the back. I could

barely even stand upright with her on the

back. I was so weak. I tried it once and

I, I did start going, start pedaling.

Once I started to get going, it was okay,

but it was just easier to walk. It was so

hard having someone on the back. I thought

I was going to drop the whole thing and

then we'd fall over.

She ended up pedaling for me and I sat on

the back. We got back home. Her dad was

there. He laughed at us, saying shouldn't

he be the one pedaling? Her dad was quite

nice. I remember it was summer. We used to

have barbecues in her grandmother's

garden. Her dad would come over with some

meats. We would get those cheap aluminium

barbecue tray things, and then we sit on

the patio on the bench. I'd just be

sitting there whilst they all spoke in

Dutch, not knowing what. Going on. It's so

boring when, when your girlfriend's family

doesn't speak English, or not very good

English, and you just sat there and

they're all speaking a foreign language.

You can't really join in. Not that I