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Live At The Zoo
2019-08-16 · 17 min
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Water. Water.
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0:10–0:13 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_0Water. Water. Water.
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0:17–0:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_1Water. Henai kaha?
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0:21–0:25 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_2Water. Water. Water.
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0:25–0:27 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_3Where's the zoo?
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0:52–0:56 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_4Where's the soup?
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1:07–1:13 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_5What? Soup.
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1:14–1:17 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_6What is that?
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1:18–1:19 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_7Power. Power.
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1:22–1:25 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_8Soup. Where is the This
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1:29–1:37 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_9guy.
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1:37–1:44 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_10Am I
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1:45–1:58 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_11on the right channel? Why is there only
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1:59–2:00 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_12forty people? Bloody hell!
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2:00–2:04 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_13四 十 人 しか い ない。 み んな 寝 て る ん じゃない? Oh,
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2:04–2:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_14I can't believe— I'm
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2:21–2:25 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_15pretty sure this is the main channel.
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2:25–2:27 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_16Who remembers when I had at least 500
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2:36–2:39 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_17viewers every stream? What the hell
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2:39–2:41 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_18happened?
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2:42–2:42 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_19Tell everyone to wake up, we're going to
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2:46–2:49 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_20the zoo.
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2:49–2:50 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_21Held it like this.
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2:57–2:58 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_22My wife dropped her phone on the train
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3:13–3:15 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_23tracks. It's quite funny, they had
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3:16–3:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_24to pick it off the tracks using a stick.
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3:20–3:22 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_25I filmed it. It's going to be in the zoo
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3:40–3:43 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_26vlog when we get there.
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3:43–3:45 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_27It's a G-string.
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3:52–3:54 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_28What happened? Someone died.
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4:00–4:06 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_29Uh-oh, maybe I shouldn't show this.
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4:08–4:11 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_30There's the zoo. I think someone fainted
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4:17–4:19 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_31at the zoo, maybe.
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4:20–4:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_32Let's follow them.
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4:30–4:31 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_33Huh? Harukas? The fuck's that? I don't
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4:47–4:51 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_34know what you're saying.
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4:52–4:53 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_35We have no elephant. Ah, that's what we
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5:06–5:10 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_36came for. No elephant.
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5:11–5:13 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_37Buy my ticket quick.
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5:16–5:18 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_38What time is it? It's already 4.
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5:20–5:22 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_39Oh shit, are they open?
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5:23–5:26 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_40Oh, why has it become so late?
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5:27–5:29 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_41They're closing in about half an hour.
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5:41–5:44 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_42This is
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5:54–5:59 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_43gonna be so
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6:01–6:05 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_44boring.
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6:05–6:06 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_45Well,
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6:21–6:21 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_46at least there's hardly any people.
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6:24–6:26 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_47That's good.
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6:26–6:27 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_48Lion.
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6:30–6:31 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_495 minutes until the lion goes to sleep.
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6:34–6:37 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_50Where's the lion?
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8:38–8:39 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_51I'm doxxing myself. Yeah, because we live
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9:18–9:21 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_52at the zoo. Not— where's
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9:22–9:26 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_53the stupid lion?
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9:27–9:27 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_54Where is it?
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9:41–9:44 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_55We got the lion.
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9:46–9:47 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_56It's a bit far.
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9:47–9:50 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_57Ready? They're not doing anything,
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10:11–10:13 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_58they're just lying there.
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10:14–10:14 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_59Lion looks like
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10:42–10:47 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_60that.
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10:48–10:48 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_61That's it. That's the most exciting thing
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10:59–11:02 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_62about the zoo.
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11:02–11:02 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_63It's far.
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11:10–11:14 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_64次は?
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11:24–11:32 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_65Tiger が いる? い ない、 い
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12:16–12:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_66ない で しょ。 This
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12:21–12:42 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_67is the worst zoo ever.
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12:42–12:44 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_68There's nothing here. Oh look, there's a
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12:52–12:55 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_69bird.
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12:55–12:56 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_70Not cute.
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13:10–13:11 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_71Looks like old. An ugly bird.
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13:13–13:16 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_72Fascinating.
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13:26–13:28 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_73Oh.
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13:30–13:30 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_74All right,
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13:37–13:40 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_75next one.
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13:44–13:50 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_76Elephant.
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14:16–14:17 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_77Boring. There's a goat.
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14:22–14:48 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_78Oh, look at this ballsack. It's huge.
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14:57–15:01 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_79I can't
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16:05–16:28 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_80even say anything. Glass is
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16:29–16:32 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_81too reflective.
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16:33–16:33 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_82