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Live At The Zoo

2019-08-16 · 17 min

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  1. Water. Water.

    Segment details0:10–0:13 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_0
  2. Water. Water. Water.

    Segment details0:17–0:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_1
  3. Water. Henai kaha?

    Segment details0:21–0:25 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_2
  4. Water. Water. Water.

    Segment details0:25–0:27 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_3
  5. Where's the zoo?

    Segment details0:52–0:56 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_4
  6. Where's the soup?

    Segment details1:07–1:13 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_5
  7. What? Soup.

    Segment details1:14–1:17 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_6
  8. What is that?

    Segment details1:18–1:19 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_7
  9. Power. Power.

    Segment details1:22–1:25 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_8
  10. Soup. Where is the This

    Segment details1:29–1:37 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_9
  11. guy.

    Segment details1:37–1:44 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_10
  12. Am I

    Segment details1:45–1:58 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_11
  13. on the right channel? Why is there only

    Segment details1:59–2:00 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_12
  14. forty people? Bloody hell!

    Segment details2:00–2:04 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_13
  15. 四 十 人 しか い ない。 み んな 寝 て る ん じゃない? Oh,

    Segment details2:04–2:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_14
  16. I can't believe— I'm

    Segment details2:21–2:25 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_15
  17. pretty sure this is the main channel.

    Segment details2:25–2:27 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_16
  18. Who remembers when I had at least 500

    Segment details2:36–2:39 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_17
  19. viewers every stream? What the hell

    Segment details2:39–2:41 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_18
  20. happened?

    Segment details2:42–2:42 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_19
  21. Tell everyone to wake up, we're going to

    Segment details2:46–2:49 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_20
  22. the zoo.

    Segment details2:49–2:50 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_21
  23. Held it like this.

    Segment details2:57–2:58 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_22
  24. My wife dropped her phone on the train

    Segment details3:13–3:15 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_23
  25. tracks. It's quite funny, they had

    Segment details3:16–3:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_24
  26. to pick it off the tracks using a stick.

    Segment details3:20–3:22 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_25
  27. I filmed it. It's going to be in the zoo

    Segment details3:40–3:43 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_26
  28. vlog when we get there.

    Segment details3:43–3:45 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_27
  29. It's a G-string.

    Segment details3:52–3:54 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_28
  30. What happened? Someone died.

    Segment details4:00–4:06 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_29
  31. Uh-oh, maybe I shouldn't show this.

    Segment details4:08–4:11 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_30
  32. There's the zoo. I think someone fainted

    Segment details4:17–4:19 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_31
  33. at the zoo, maybe.

    Segment details4:20–4:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_32
  34. Let's follow them.

    Segment details4:30–4:31 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_33
  35. Huh? Harukas? The fuck's that? I don't

    Segment details4:47–4:51 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_34
  36. know what you're saying.

    Segment details4:52–4:53 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_35
  37. We have no elephant. Ah, that's what we

    Segment details5:06–5:10 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_36
  38. came for. No elephant.

    Segment details5:11–5:13 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_37
  39. Buy my ticket quick.

    Segment details5:16–5:18 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_38
  40. What time is it? It's already 4.

    Segment details5:20–5:22 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_39
  41. Oh shit, are they open?

    Segment details5:23–5:26 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_40
  42. Oh, why has it become so late?

    Segment details5:27–5:29 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_41
  43. They're closing in about half an hour.

    Segment details5:41–5:44 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_42
  44. This is

    Segment details5:54–5:59 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_43
  45. gonna be so

    Segment details6:01–6:05 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_44
  46. boring.

    Segment details6:05–6:06 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_45
  47. Well,

    Segment details6:21–6:21 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_46
  48. at least there's hardly any people.

    Segment details6:24–6:26 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_47
  49. That's good.

    Segment details6:26–6:27 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_48
  50. Lion.

    Segment details6:30–6:31 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_49
  51. 5 minutes until the lion goes to sleep.

    Segment details6:34–6:37 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_50
  52. Where's the lion?

    Segment details8:38–8:39 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_51
  53. I'm doxxing myself. Yeah, because we live

    Segment details9:18–9:21 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_52
  54. at the zoo. Not— where's

    Segment details9:22–9:26 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_53
  55. the stupid lion?

    Segment details9:27–9:27 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_54
  56. Where is it?

    Segment details9:41–9:44 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_55
  57. We got the lion.

    Segment details9:46–9:47 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_56
  58. It's a bit far.

    Segment details9:47–9:50 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_57
  59. Ready? They're not doing anything,

    Segment details10:11–10:13 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_58
  60. they're just lying there.

    Segment details10:14–10:14 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_59
  61. Lion looks like

    Segment details10:42–10:47 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_60
  62. that.

    Segment details10:48–10:48 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_61
  63. That's it. That's the most exciting thing

    Segment details10:59–11:02 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_62
  64. about the zoo.

    Segment details11:02–11:02 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_63
  65. It's far.

    Segment details11:10–11:14 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_64
  66. 次は?

    Segment details11:24–11:32 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_65
  67. Tiger が いる? い ない、 い

    Segment details12:16–12:20 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_66
  68. ない で しょ。 This

    Segment details12:21–12:42 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_67
  69. is the worst zoo ever.

    Segment details12:42–12:44 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_68
  70. There's nothing here. Oh look, there's a

    Segment details12:52–12:55 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_69
  71. bird.

    Segment details12:55–12:56 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_70
  72. Not cute.

    Segment details13:10–13:11 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_71
  73. Looks like old. An ugly bird.

    Segment details13:13–13:16 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_72
  74. Fascinating.

    Segment details13:26–13:28 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_73
  75. Oh.

    Segment details13:30–13:30 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_74
  76. All right,

    Segment details13:37–13:40 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_75
  77. next one.

    Segment details13:44–13:50 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_76
  78. Elephant.

    Segment details14:16–14:17 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_77
  79. Boring. There's a goat.

    Segment details14:22–14:48 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_78
  80. Oh, look at this ballsack. It's huge.

    Segment details14:57–15:01 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_79
  81. I can't

    Segment details16:05–16:28 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_80
  82. even say anything. Glass is

    Segment details16:29–16:32 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_81
  83. too reflective.

    Segment details16:33–16:33 · rev_b24d5138ad02004d89557f67bc006e32_82