last stream this week

Hello, welcome back to a new stream.

Just finished my new video about Chris

Broderino.

I think people are gonna enjoy it. Seems

I'm not the only one who made a new video

about Chrisy.

That Ninja Monkey guy also just released a

reaction video to Chris's video, and then

I released mine just now. And everyone

knows how much Chris loves people reacting

to his videos for easy views. Do you

remember that George in Japan, that

Japanese guy? He made that reaction video

to Chris's 10 Things Not to Do in Japan,

and he got like 4 million views. More

views than Chris got on his own video.

And then Chris made a reaction video to

the reaction video. I didn't watch it,

but I think he doesn't like it when people

react to his videos to get views. He

thinks, oh, it's not fair, I made this

original content, they're just leeching

off my channel.

Well, that's what happens when you are the

number one channel in a certain niche,

which is about Japan. Comes with the

territory. It's part of the job, isn't it?

Can't complain.

First thing you say is Chris. No, I'm not

obsessed. I'm just saying I finished my

new video, which is about Chris. As if

I care about Chris. I got a life,

you know. I think the title was

quite good. My response to Abroad in

Japan's 12 Things I Hate About Living in

Japan. I just copy and pasted that

Japanese man's title and then just changed

it. Uh, why is

it so hot today?

I feel like I was so busy today.

Am I wearing pants? Yeah, I'm wearing

trousers and underwear, but I just

finished the shower, so my hair's still

wet. And it's really

hot today, even inside here, which is

usually not that hot. It's pretty hot

today. It must be boiling outside

if it's this hot in here.

My mouse ran out of battery, so I'm

currently charging my battery.

It's a bit annoying because the charging

cable is really short and I have to

connect it to my battery bank. It's on 40%

now. So it should be nearly done.

Inside is usually hotter than outside.

It depends. If you've got good shade from

the sun, then it's usually cooler. But for

example, when I was in Taiwan, the

Taiwanese girl's, uh, brother's bedroom

was on the top floor, so there was nothing

above his room to to shade from the sun.

And the, the bedroom that I slept in in

Taiwan was getting the complete exposure

to the sun, and it was so hot. I would

just be sitting around doing nothing and

I'd be sweating, have drips of sweat

coming down. And they didn't have air

conditioning because they're poor, and

they just had like these electric fans

blowing hot air around. It was so

unbearable. I don't know how I stood it in

Taiwan. I must have been so desperate for

sex. I should have just gone to a hotel,

but I stayed in the house, no air

conditioning, sweating my balls off.

But here we're not on the very top floor.

There's floors above us, which is— which

acts as like an umbrella, I guess. But

when the sun comes down and shines right

into the apartment, usually around

afternoon, it gets really hot.

I have to turn the air conditioning on.

I tried to keep it off because— who's

that? I tried to keep the air

conditioning off because I don't want

insane electric bills, and air

conditioning is on all night long because

my girlfriend, she gets really hot and she

can't sleep without the air conditioning

on. And then I get freezing cold because I

don't like the air conditioning on when we

sleep and the blanket is so thin.

So as soon as she wakes up and goes for a

shower, I quickly turn the air

conditioning off so it's nice and warm

again. I'd prefer it to be nice and warm

then really cold.

Taiwan is not, not a nice place to live if

you're in a cheap, poor building.

It's very uncomfortable.

Finally doing reaction videos. Yeah, I

think I've got a better chance of getting

views if I just React to bigger creators

and then try and latch onto their fanbase,

because let's face it, my fanbase is dead,

isn't it? I barely got anyone left. My

newest video doesn't even have 4K views.

So I think it's time for a change. And

even the ex-wife videos are not doing

well. Even ex-wife stuff people don't care

about anymore. So I don't have much

choice, but I have, I have to change.

What I make to try and get some

extra views, because this is just not

working anymore. It's unfortunate,

but the tire has ran

its tread.

Luckily, this month is great. I got

amazing CPM on the apology video. I got

like $14 CPM. So I'm gonna

make like $40 even though it's only gonna

get about 5K views, which is pretty good.

See, this is why in December YouTubers all

start cranking out loads of videos even if

they suck, because they know the

advertising rates are the best. Best

advertising rates are in December and

November, and you really have to take

advantage of it because in January you get

wrecked. In January The ad rates just fall

off a cliff.

Advertisers are not paying for advertising

after Christmas. January and February is

pretty bad, and then nearing the end of

February and the beginning of March is

when things pick up again. But Jesus,

February can be so rough. You'd make maybe

almost half what you usually make in

January alone.

So you gotta take advantage when the juice

is sweet because there's gonna be some

drought coming. That's why a lot of

YouTubers just take January off, which I

find weird. Wouldn't you want to put out

more videos over January to make up for

the loss in revenue? If you take January

off, you're gonna make even less than what

you'd be making less from the January

thing.

I found a way to make my internet faster.

So on Speedify, there's 2 modes. One mode

bonds all the connections together to make

a fast connection, but it's not fast at

all. But then there's another option

called redundant mode, and it chooses to

prioritize the fastest connection And then

just uses the other connections as like a

backup in case. And it seems like the game

works a lot better when I go on redundancy

mode. I thought you're supposed to bond

the connections to make it really fast,

but it ends up being slower. It's kind of

the opposite of what it's supposed to do,

isn't it? Look at the game, it just— it

feels so smooth now. I barely feel any

lag. Maybe I'll tell my girlfriend to

cancel the internet or something.

Wow, he wipes them so quick.

Oh, thanks Hendrix Alley for the

Prime. Where are my headphones? I want to

hear the sound.

I can barely hear the sound.

Oh, there we go. I can hear it now.

There's gonna be a point when YouTube is

gonna ask money from viewers and YouTube

will be dead. They already ask money,

don't they, from Red— YouTube Red?

Or do you mean when YouTubers start asking

money? 'Cause that would really be the

death of a lot of channels. Imagine you go

and watch a video and then they start

begging for money. Before this video

begins, I would like to ask for a small

donation. It would really help. You know,

like when you go on Wikipedia and they

start begging you for donations and it

just pisses you off. I'm not gonna donate

to bloody Wikipedia.

I think this, this way of making

content is quite good. So I stream and

then I could do some reaction stuff and

just clip the reaction stuff and post onto

YouTube. I think that's quite a good idea.

So if there's any other stuff I should

react to, let me know. It was

pretty lucky that Abroad in Japan video

came out yesterday. It was a bit of a

surprise seeing him make a video about

something I already made a video about.

And the whole format and the style and the

title looks like one of my videos, you

know, the why I hate living in Japan,

that kind of style.

I might rename my pros and cons of living

in Thailand to 12 things I hate about

living in Thailand, even though there's

not even 12 things. I need to give it a

more punchy title. I don't know why I

chose pros and cons of living in Thailand

for the first title choice. I wanted

something a little bit less volatile, a

little bit less provocative. But now I'm

changing my mind and thinking, actually,

I don't really care if it's provocative or

not. Let them

get provoked.

Do Warhammer Darktide review. I did that

last week. I tried out the beta version.

The internet woman or man was supposed to

come today. Imagine she comes in and I'm

half naked. But she's not coming today.

They said they're coming on Monday,

but that's when my girlfriend's here, so

she'll be able to deal with it. I think I

still want the Wi-Fi because sometimes it

does lag a little bit. Be nice to have a

proper wired connection in the apartment.

Plus, my girlfriend's going to be here on

Monday, so it's not like I can do anything

anyway.

I really like this game. It's so funny

because I used to hate Call of Duty, and I

used to hate this kind of modern-looking

FPS battle royale kind of game,

but I'm really hooked on it now. There's

something satisfying about picking up the

items, searching the houses, getting new

guns. And parachuting around the map is

actually quite fun. This is really fun.

I really like the graphics and the game

looks nice. I thought it looked kind of

bland because it's this realistic-looking

Middle Eastern map, but actually I like

it. And doing the whole team play is, um,

pretty fun as well. I thought it'd be

annoying playing with people, but no one

talks. That's one of the main problems.

They're all Chinese people anyway, so they

probably don't even speak English. One of

the drawbacks of living in Asia is you

gotta play on Asian servers and

you miss out on all the fun, because all

the fun stuff, all the fun people are

usually like crazy Americans on the

American servers. Unless I change my

location on the VPN to Europe or

something. Something, but then my internet

would lag, I think. Have I tried

PUBG? No, because I thought it would be

boring because it looked like not my kind

of game. But maybe it would have been

since I like this. But PUBG is such an old

game now, I wouldn't be interested in it.

This is the newest, hottest kid on the

block. Everyone's playing Modern Warfare.

I like playing the games that everyone

else is playing, and if there's nothing to

play, I just play Rainbow Six. Oh,

what? There's only 50 people left? How

have I survived so long? I was AFK for

like half an hour. Is it still the same

match? When I was in the helicopter.

I think it is the same match.

If I don't earn money with YouTube, what

am I gonna do? Uh, earn it on Twitch, I

guess. Twitch and investing

and OnlyFans.

I gotta become a big Twitch streamer

somehow. I wonder if in a year's time

would my Twitch ever actually grow. Even

1% would be nice.

But it's pretty hard to grow on Twitch.

How's investing going? Pretty good

recently. The market went up loads. My

gold stocks went up loads. My precious

metal mining stock went up loads. My

pharmaceutical stocks went up loads. But

my inverse S&P 500 went down 5% because

stupid Jerome Powell came out a couple

days ago and announced that the next rate

hike would only be 0.5 basis points. So

that was really good for the market, but I

reckon it's gonna drop because it's

hitting that resistance line.

So it might drop into mid-December,

and then mid-December we get the Christmas

Enemy UAV active.

I was a bit too early with my inverse S&P

500. Now I'm down 5%,

which is okay because I want to have

£3,000. I've got a budget of £3,000

to go short, and I've only used £1,500,

so I want to deploy another £1,500.

Into going short. I'm still waiting to see

if the market goes up a bit more to put

the rest of it in. I still feel like

the market will drop big beginning of next

year. That's when they're saying the true

recession is going to begin, in 2023.

Did I invest in FTX? No, I stayed out of

crypto, which is so great.

I feel so lucky because earlier, I think

earlier last year, I invested £6,000 into

like, uh, a startup Bitcoin mining

company. It's called Argo,

and I bought the stock when it was about

£2 per stock. Guess how much it is worth

now? The stock is worth about 8p.

The stock drops by like 90%. I bought

it at £2 and I sold it for like £1.90, so

I sold it at a loss. But thank God I sold

it. I would have lost like £5,000 more.

More. I think that company's gone bankrupt

as well. He's got a YouTube channel, it's

called Argo. He's this Canadian guy and he

started this business. He bought a— he

spent £1 million of investor money to buy

this warehouse in Arizona or some American

desert place and to build a warehouse full

of Bitcoin miners. And now apparently he

sold all the mining machines and the bank—

the company's gone bankrupt. Everyone's

just roasting him in his videos on his

comment section. It's pretty funny. I feel

kind of sorry for him because I don't

think he's a scammer. He's just one of

those guys who's way too positive and

optimistic and was like, yeah, crypto and

blockchain is the future, we've got to get

in this before it blows up. And then they

don't consider or think about the

negatives, and they go all in, and then

they, they hook other people in using

their super positivity and charisma, and

then they get a bunch of people excited

about it with them, and then they all get

screwed together. Now those people are

dangerous, those really super happy,

positive, charismatic guys, because they

suck you in. And then you think, wow,

this guy, he is so 100% positive

about this idea.

I prefer people who are negative and say

stuff like, oh, the market's gonna crash,

we're gonna see the biggest recession

ever. I think it's better to listen to

those guys because I lost so much money

because I got sucked in by these really

positive guys. Like Meet Kevin,

Ross Gerber, and, uh,

Jeremy Financial Education.

Those people are dangerous. I think

they're basically the modern-day Wolf of

Wall Street, guys.

I don't watch any of them anymore. I

reckon a lot of their views dropped off

because people lost trust in them.

It's just sad because I used to think

Jeremy was the responsible, level-headed

guy and he had good stock picks. It turns

out he's just the same as them, putting

stupid amounts of money into penny stocks.

And then making like 100 videos about why

this stock's going to 10x.

I think it's too late to buy crypto now.

There's going to be a Bitcoin halving

2024, and then there will be a new

crypto bull run. But the next bull run

will be like 2024, probably. Times— it

will still keep going down until like

2023, until Bitcoin's like $8K or $9K,

and that's when you just start buying to

get ready for the next bull run. But we

missed out— well, I missed out on the

previous bull run. I only made a tiny

gain. So I got Ethereum, but I only put,

I think, $400 into it,

and I sold it for 100x profit. That's not

much, is it? $400 gain.

I probably lost more than that from the

other crypto stuff I bought because I had

Riot and I lost some in that.

My girlfriend has $1,000 in Bitcoin and

Dogecoin. She bought it when Bitcoin was

like $50K. So many people bought when it

was 50k or 60k.

Wow, this time zone is so bad. My channel

is so inactive right now. This is probably

the most inactive time zone for the entire

day that I could stream on. My

girlfriend's coming home late tonight. So

I've got about 6 hours or 7 hours,

and I finished making my video, so I

thought why not do a stream.

Yeah, she probably bought Bitcoin when it

was all over the news, cuz when Bitcoin

was hitting $60K, it was on the news

nonstop, and crypto billionaires,

and Bitcoin is going to go to $100K this

year. The media, even the news and the

mainstream, were hyping crypto up so much,

and it was so hard to resist not buying

into it because you felt like you were

missing out.

Even I started buying crypto stocks

at silly prices thinking it's gonna 2x or

She probably bought the Dogecoin thing

when Elon Musk was pumping it. I don't

think Dogecoin is ever gonna go up again.

It's just like a meme stock, isn't it? It

only went up because of Elon Musk.

I don't think Elon Musk has much power

anymore over the crypto stuff.

It's like clickbait, isn't it. You can

only do it once or twice and then the

effects start wearing off.

Doesn't she

have a million-dollar house? Who, my

girlfriend? No, that's my mum. My

girlfriend's— well, in baht, yeah, her

house is like 5 million baht. But 5

million baht is about probably 40K.

I'm not sure how much her mom paid or how

much the bank paid, how much her

boyfriend, ex-boyfriend paid. So she

probably doesn't have that much. I reckon

she has like 10— she had 10K or 20K in

savings that

she made as a down payment for the house

and then paying for renovation stuff. I

can't believe how smooth the game is

playing now. It's sort of weird.

I also found out something about this

game. So, you know, at the bottom right,

I mean, when you look at a weapon, you can

see like a little orange-yellow square.

It says 1 orange square out of 5 squares.

That is how much damage it does to the

armor plates. So a pistol, it's got 0

armor-breaking capability. So I don't

think you could even kill anyone using

this unless you get a headshot or you

shoot like 10 shots at the chest. But then

a sniper rifle would have 5 out of 5

armor-breaking strength, and then you can

basically just blow through 3 plates of

the enemy's armor in one shot. I didn't

realize that the weapons have different

armor-breaking strength. So SMGs

fire very quickly but then have lower

strength, and then a higher caliber rifle

would have lower rate of fire but then

more armor penetrating strength.

Like this one, the battle rifle,

it's got 3, so that's pretty good against

armor, but it can only shoot one shot.

It's like a rifle.

Took me a long time to notice that.

How much is your mum's house worth?

Probably last time we got it evaluated,

he said north of 900K, but then she got it

reevaluated 2 years later and then he only

said 700K. Maybe the housing market went

down. She was upset because she spent all

this money on the garden cabin thinking it

would make the house value go up, but it

was less than before she had the cabin

built.

I reckon it's because of the housing

market going down. I don't see why that

getting a different guy to evaluate it

made it go down 200k.

Be advised,

intel has located multiple strongholds.

Is she gonna pay for the travel trip? We

haven't really talked about it. We haven't

talked about what we're gonna do, do in

January. 2 to go. Enemy UAV

active. Her sister said, why don't you

take my sister to Japan with you? And then

we laughed. I think she was being serious.

As I said, she said, where do you want to

go when your travel— when your tourist

visa expires? And I said, uh, maybe Japan.

And then she was like, why Japan? When are

you going? How long? Have you bought your

ticket? She asked so many questions.

I haven't even looked at tickets yet. I

really actually need to start thinking

about buying a ticket because there's only

4 weeks now. We're already on 2nd of

December and 4

weeks is gonna go quick.

I don't know what to do.

It's not easy leaving a girlfriend.

I want to leave things so that I'm able

to easily come back in case I get bored in

Japan. But what if I go to Japan and it's

amazing and I get a hot Japanese

girlfriend? I could say that I'm applying

for a visa, I need to stay in Japan for a

few months whilst I do the Japanese girl,

and then go back to Thailand and

actually get a visa. But then I'm stuck in

Thailand for like a year plus.

This lifestyle is not that exciting, but

it's pretty stable. It's a good— it's a

good platform for trying to concentrate on

making some content. Not drama content,

but trying to make other kinds of content

that would be easier to make and more

sustainable than drama. Like,

try to do some reaction videos maybe. Try

and get the channel back into the search

algorithms because no one's searching for

hiding in my room anymore. I need to go

where the search results are,

so I need to keep my eyes open for what's

popular and trending.

So I've made— I've got 2 videos ready to

go up. I think I'll release it on Sunday

and then Monday because I really want to

crank out videos for December. The ad

rate— the ad rates are really good right

now. And then I'll

be back on Tuesday. Hopefully she's gone

to work then. Uh, we're going traveling

on the weekend, so hopefully I can film

some travel stuff and then post that as

the Tuesday vlog. We need to try and make

some travel videos. We just haven't gone

anywhere recently.

Oh my God, it's so hot. I need to turn the

aircon on.

Even without a shirt, it's just Damn hot.

Is January officially the end of the

relationship? I wouldn't say it's the end.

I'm just saying it's

like a diverging point where

I have to decide, do I want to come back

to Thailand, or am I good? Do I just want

to be alone for a bit, stay in Japan,

make some Japan videos maybe?

I could clickbait a lot, like why I left

my girlfriend, why I moved back to Japan,

first day in Japan. Also, if I'm alone

again, I'd have no limits on filming

because I wouldn't care if I doxxed

myself. If I was living alone,

I'd just get myself apartment and film it

and make lifestyle vlogs again and then

not worry about hiding stuff. The only

reason I'm hiding stuff now is because I

don't want people to find out where I live

and then get this— the

apartment staff to contact us or

something, and then my girlfriend finds

out about what I've been up to.

I'm thinking of, uh, an interesting

way of living in Japan that would be

cheap, but it would be uncomfortable.

So I could really cheap out on

accommodation and just book a guest house.

But then for content, I would do IRL and

then clip stuff for the channel. Stream

IRL on Twitch and then clip anything

that's video worthy. Because I won't be

able to make videos at the guest house.

So it would save me a lot of money if I

only pay a couple hundred a month.

Instead of ¥1,000, and it will force me

out to go outside. I might— I could try

that for a few weeks and then see if I can

actually bear with it. And then

after a few weeks, if I really hate it,

I'll just get a normal apartment hotel.

Or I could try living in a capsule hotel

or somewhere interesting like a net cafe,

and this time actually live in it and see

how long I can last. See what kind of

problems you get from that kind of

lifestyle. Keep looking for more

girlfriends in Japan. Oh, thanks, Vishy.

Um, I don't know,

maybe I'm just really lazy right now.

Maybe I'll try making a new tinder and

see, see what fish I can hook.

But I'm not really that bothered about it.

And if I go stay in a guest house, I'd be

able to meet people easily if I wanted to.

Maybe I'll go back and stay at the same

guesthouse as I stayed before.

You want like a really big guesthouse that

has a lot of people. If you go to a small

guesthouse that only has 20 people, then

it really limits the amount of people

that's there. You're better off in a big

I think I'll leave some stuff here so

it seems like I'm coming back. So I'll

say, oh, I'll leave this stuff here, I'll

be back soon after I get

my visa. Although I do kind of like the

idea of taking her with me when we go

traveling. 'Cause it'd be fun to have

cereal in some new places. I could take

her to some exotic places, like we could

stay in a treehouse hotel maybe,

and then do it in the forest.

And then we could try come back together,

and I could stay for another month.

People are bored of the Thailand arc. I

told you, I told you it wouldn't be

interesting if I even got a girlfriend

because I'm not gonna do what I did before

because the views are not guaranteed. If

you can guarantee me the views back, you

say, Daniel, if you made the videos like

you did before, I'll guarantee you 40k

views and 100k views again, then sure,

I'd do it. But I don't feel confident that

I'll get the views back even if I went all

out, so I don't feel like

it's worth it.

It's not worth risking losing what I got.

Enemy UAV overhead.

Intel located enemy containers holding

high-value equipment.

I wonder if it'd be a good idea if I made

a little window for reacting to videos on

YouTube. I prefer not to show the video

that I'm reacting to because of copyright

stuff. You never know. I don't think Chris

is the kind of person to strike people,

but I don't trust people on YouTube.

They can act really petty sometimes, like

Chihiro. It's best not to give people the

opportunity to mess

with you. It's best to be suspicious and

paranoid of everyone.

So I play it safe, only put short

snippets of audio from Chris's video, and

I never put any video footage.

I don't think he would complain about my

video. It was mostly me

talking, just reacting to what he said.

Advise you move to the safe zone now.

You've secured all content. Contract

I'm surprised that Ninja Monkey guy made,

made the same video reacting to it.

Imagine he gets more views than me. I'd be

so annoyed. Why do all these weird people

with tiny channels get more views than me?

What? Don't tell me he's

put karaoke in the list of things that

he doesn't like about Japan. What? No!

What? No! Wait a minute, let's see

what he has to say. But, uh, it is

what it is, and I recommend that you at

least try karaoke once. It looked like an

alien trying to transform into a human,

sort of gave up along the way and did

this. I guess it's the social social

thing, you know. These young people, they

get together, they, hey, let's do some

purikura, and they have a little bit of

fun. And to be honest, I don't see the

harm in it.

Yeah, I think Chris misses the point with

purikura. The whole point isn't to make

amazing-looking photos. It's just

something to do with your friends. You go

there and then— fuck, shoot!

God, how these people just appear behind

me and then get 100% accuracy somehow.

Yeah, you just go out for some food

and then you messing around at the arcade

and they got purikura and you go, oh,

let's take one for memories,

and then you get the pen, you draw some

stuff over it. I feel

like Chris was just reaching with that

one.

And karaoke is the same, it's just

something to do for fun with friends.

I feel like Chris just wanted to make a

video with that title because it's a good

title and it gets views because

it could be controversial. But then he was

probably struggling to find things to

complain about, so he thought, ah, let's

put karaoke and purikura and why

not bowling? Oh, bowling, so stupid. You

gotta roll a bowl and it hurts your

fingers and it's a waste of time

because you knock the pins down and they

stand back up.

Chris isn't an expert on Japan despite

living there, but everyone respects him as

an expert who lives in Japan because he's

one of the biggest channels in Japan.

Why do I not have a team? Why do

they start a game and I'm not in a team?

Supposed to be squads.

I think my whole team died. Oh,

that's what happens when you don't pay

attention. I think I won the Gulag thing

when I was AFK, and then I got put back

into the game even though I was quite— I

survived quite a long time.

Well, I would have died anyway without a

team. Puri Kura literally means print or

club. I don't get why it's popular

anymore. Look at this! I had to go down to

the arcade and demean myself for this

stupid photo. I don't know what I'm gonna

do with it. Maybe burn it later. Send it

to I've often

said in videos that it feels like there's

a barrier between you and Japanese people,

right? Okay, so this— obviously I don't

live in Japan. I've mentioned I'm actually

from Gibraltar in the very south tip of

Europe, British Overseas Territory, and I

travel to Japan a lot as a tourist. So my

point of view about Japan is through the

eyes of a tourist. I always wondered what

this guy's accent was. I thought he was

Greek because his accent's really weird.

It turns out he, he is from Gibraltar and

English is his native language and he

doesn't speak Spanish. He lives in

Gibraltar, the overseas British territory.

I didn't know that the Gibraltar accent

sounded like this because he sounds weird,

doesn't he? What my channel is all about,

and Chris lives in Japan, so So his point

of view is like— he doesn't sound British,

but he doesn't sound like a foreigner

speaking English. He experiences things

on the daily, and therefore he has

probably some very strong opinions. Is

that what people from Gibraltar sound

like? And you go to Japan, you might

experience something once or twice. Or

does he just have a weird way of speaking?

So I think this section is all about like

living in Japan. Japan. I'm going to

listen to what he has to say, but I might

quickly skip ahead to see— he says might

weird, like I might— what

the rest of the Japanese people like

living. His dad is from Ireland, but where

was he born? He was born in Gibraltar,

wasn't he? All look the same. Go to

Marunouchi over by Tokyo Station. All

shiny new glass skyscrapers that could be

copied and pasted from any other place on

Earth. Then you've got behind me in

Azabuchi— oh, he does speak Spanish. I

mean, I, I understand what he's saying. I

saw him do a livestream with his family.

He's got a wife and some daughters, I

think. With the skyscrapers, it's not

something that bothers me. But then he

goes to Japan on holiday on his own for

weeks at a time. Why doesn't he take his

family? What does he do in Japan? I always

find it weird when you've got married men

who've got kids and they take these very

long trips to Asian countries, like a

certain somebody I know. Don't you think

it's weird? Why would you just— imagine

you're married, you've got kids, and you

go to Japan for like a month, not for

business purposes.

He's not married. Well, who's that woman?

We are talking about the same person, are

we? The ninja monkey guy?

He is married. He even said he's got a

No, he's definitely married.

What kind of British accent does Chris

have? He has like a fucking hell, mate,

down the pub. Not that bad, but kind of in

between that and a more posh

accent. He doesn't have a posh accent.

He has more of a working-class kind of

accent, but not a super John Smith down

the pubs down in Guinness kind of accent.

But he definitely has like a fucking hell

kind of accent sometimes. Fuck me.

No, not that. That's more like Essex. I'm

sorry, I suck at accents. Chris definitely

talks rougher than I do,

which is weird because he, he lives and he

grew up in a very— in an area that was

very close to me. So it's weird we have

different accents. I guess it's because we

have parents from different backgrounds.

I got a Chinese mum, obviously, and my dad

was pretty well-spoken. Even though my

dad's not posh and he definitely wasn't

highly educated, he came from a poor

family in poverty. My dad is very— well,

was very soft-spoken and had a very

neutral-sounding accent, and he never

swore. I don't think I ever heard my dad

say the F-word. Maybe just once when he's

really angry.

You know, I had a British girlfriend— 2

British girlfriends this year. The second

one was actually from Essex, and if you

watched the video on my Instagram, you can

hear her voice, and she's got a bit of

that Essex accent, but she didn't sound

super Essex-y. She wasn't from the middle

of Essex, she was from the part of Essex

that's kind of bordering London. It's

called Grays. And the reason why it's

called Grays is because it looks all gray,

I think. It was actually an area that's—

it's now all housing and apartments, but

it used to be a massive chalk mine.

I mean, chalk mine— there used to be one

of the biggest chalk mines in all of

England there. But then they finished

excavating all the chalk or something, or

they got chalk from somewhere else. They

filled it all in, they built a load of

houses on it, and like a residential area,

and she lived in that area. I tried— we

were supposed to— now

I'm gonna die, probably. God, his friend's

there. I'm gonna die.

Oh my god. You see,

you can't take on one person, so there are

stupid friends around the corner.

What was I saying?

Yeah, on the weekend after I got back from

Malaysia, her mum went traveling

somewhere, so she had the house to

herself, and I was supposed to go to the

Essex I mean the British girl's house to

stay the night, and we were gonna do you

know what. But then on that very day, the

stupid trains all went on strike.

The stupid trains went on strike, and I

was trying to desperately figure out a way

to get to her house, and there was no

transport. The bus would take like 8 hours

because the bus Number one, there's no

bridge that goes over the River Thames

nearby her house. The only way to get over

that is the Dartford Crossing, which is a

paid underground tunnel that you're only

allowed to cross by car. And then the

other way was by ferry. There's like a

little ferry, so I thought I could ride my

bicycle to the ferry, which would have

taken 3 hours, and then taken the ferry

back. But the ferry doesn't work on

Sunday. So on Sunday there'd be no ferry,

and then I'd have to get the train back

home on Sunday when they weren't striking.

And I have— the only train that comes to

Kent from Gravesend would go into London

and then back down to Kent because train

doesn't go over the river. And that would

have taken like 5 hours or 6 hours by

train, getting different trains and

waiting. I thought I could get a taxi,

but that was like £250. For a one-way

trip. So I told her I can't make it

because there's just no way I could get to

your place. It's kind of annoying because

that could have been the last time we had

sex. We only had sex 3 times because we

only stayed in a hotel together once, and

then we went on about 5 dates after that.

I never bothered to ask her to stay at a

hotel again because she kept making me use

a condom and the sex wasn't great. And I

didn't really want to spend the money on a

hotel for bad sex. But I kept meeting her

for dates because, because I was really

lonely and I was really desperate for a

girlfriend at the time. And I thought,

well, this is better than nothing. At

least she's not fat and she has a nice

dress sense. And if you don't look

directly at her face from the front,

she's not bad looking. From the side, she

was quite pretty. But then you look at her

from the front It was like, oh my God,

what happened? It's like a different

person. And it was kind of fun because

we'd meet at the train station and she

would come in her car and then we would go

on a date to some zoo and she'd drive us

to the zoo. And it was my first time

having a girlfriend in England where we'd

drive around and go on dates. So it was an

interesting experience, I think, just not

very good sex.

I wonder what she's doing now.

Maybe she got a new boyfriend. She was

just really tall. I didn't like how tall

she was. She was like 175 or 176, but when

I stood next to her, it felt like she was

taller than me. One time we went to this—

we went to Hever Castle because

she wanted to come to Leeds Castle, but I

kept saying no because my mum worked

there. And also my other school friend

from the same school that me and Chris

went to. I got this— I used to have this

friend called David, and he works at the

castle as well. He's been working there

for like 10 years. I was scared that he

would see us at the castle and go, oh,

hey Daniel, how's YouTube?

So I made up an excuse so we wouldn't have

to go to Leeds Castle, and I said, why

don't we go to Hever Castle? So we went to

Hever Castle and they had this abandoned

World War II bunker thing, like a lookout

post. And we went down into it and

then we started making out. It was pretty

hot. We were full-on making out and I was

like rubbing my dick against her and she

was squeezing my bum. I thought maybe we

could do it in there, but there was quite

a few visitors. Walking around, so I

thought maybe not. That was pretty hot.

Sometimes I regret I didn't ask her to go

to a hotel again, but I just don't think

it would have been very good. I haven't

had great experience when it comes to sex

with English girls. I don't know why,

it's just always bad. I had sex with,

I think, 4— no, 5 5 English women now.

One of them was a you-know-what, but she

was like 50+, smelled of cigarettes, and

she had this fake tan, and then she was

sweating all over my bed, and then the

fake tan kind of melted off her skin from

the sweat and rubbed into the bedsheets

and blanket, and I was worried the hotel

would find me or something. And then she

fingered my bum, but she had really long

fingernails and it hurt. So dumb. Why

would you finger someone when you've got

those long fingernails? It doesn't make

any sense.

That was in Manchester when I got a

you-know-what. I was so horny in

Manchester, I could have effed anything.

But I never paid for it again after her

because it's such a scam. The website said

she's a 22-year-old French girl called

Leanne, and then this bloody 55-year-old

middle-aged English woman stinks of

cigarettes turns up.

It's so awkward because

I obviously looked probably disappointed,

but then I didn't want to say no, so she

came up to the room anyway. Costs like

£200.

Rip-off.

Wow, I'm still using the pistol and I've

been playing this round so long. This game

is playing so well, I can't believe it.

There's zero lag. Maybe I can tell my

girlfriend to cancel the internet person

from coming. Look at that,

instantly picks up the items. She looks

like a female Solid Snake.

Can you imagine if my team can hear me

this whole time on the game?

The problem is when you pay for cereal

online, You're almost always gonna

get scammed. Oh, I can't believe I got

that shot. I broke all his armor. Oh,

I got him, I got him! Yes!

Did you see that? 100% accuracy.

Shattered his armor. Oh fuck. Oh, I got

her too! Stupid bitch. Oh, there's another

one. How many are there? Oh my god.

There's 2 more left.

I don't have any mines. I don't have any

mines. Oh, that's my person.

Good job there's no friendly fire. Did she

kill them all? I don't have a machine gun.

Oh, I do now. Oh, did you see that shot

I did? That was professional.

Did they get away? Oh, I think she killed

them actually. Wow, we took out a whole

4-man team, just the 2 of us.

I'm getting good at this. Precision

airstrike. Oh, he's got self, self-revive

kit. I want that.

Oh yeah, she did take

them out. Good job, well done.

Sweaty Chinese male gamer. Haha, yeah,

but I'd like to think it's a woman.

Kim Jong-un's stepcousin.

Why is he playing games at— isn't it like

2 PM in China now? I don't know. He's

probably not Chinese. He doesn't have a

Chinese name. Up and down. Go prone

if you can hear me.

Nah, they can't hear me.

I think she wants to go for a drive. Oh,

you can get an electric vehicle. GMC EV

Hummer, and there's no engine noise. I

wonder if it shows up on the map. Oh wow,

look, it's actually silent. That's really

cool. You can get an EV. Look, it's

silent. Where's teammate Yellow?

That's so cool, they put EVs in the game.

And you can't even say, oh, this is so

futuristic, because we literally have an

electric vehicles now. We're living in the

future now, guys. You think, oh, electric

cars, that's something like Blade Runner,

it's gonna happen in 2500. We live

in a reality now where we've got people

driving an electric vehicle and it's just

part of daily life. It's not even special

anymore to have an EV.

So cool we get to live in this version

of reality. That's why I don't want to

die. I want to see how much more

interesting the future gets. But why does

the ring thing— it's not a circle, it's

like a weird pointy shape. I want to see

what kind of cool technology we have in 50

years' time. Oh, it's not

that side, it's on the other side. I'm on

the wrong side of it.

I wonder if the EV has the insane

acceleration Teslas have in this game.

It's weird having an electric car, it just

feels like a golf buggy. It doesn't have

the same manliness of a petrol-powered

V5 turbo engine with 5 cylinders and 64

British horsepower. It's not the

same, is it, saying, oh, I got a 24— 240K

milliamp lithium-ion battery.

Oh, there's someone over there. Run him

Oh, I'm gonna run the team over. We just

ran the team over.

I've only got— oh, who did that?

I think our whole team got wiped. Yeah,

I'm dead. That was good, I ran one of them

over. They got me.

64 horsepower.

Did you see me run that guy over in the

EV? They should put a Tesla in the game,

get sponsored by Elon Musk. And then all

the media would be like, Elon Musk

sponsors violent shooting game

set in the Middle East. Elon Musk gets

hate for everything nowadays.

It's funny how he's like the center of

attention for nearly everything— Bitcoin,

crypto, electric stuff, space stuff,

now Twitter. He has some kind of amazing

ability to get himself into the center

spotlight almost all the time. That is

talent. A lot of people would be

desperate to be able to do the same.

I need to pee. Be right back.

Gas is closing. Get to the new safe zone.

Be advised, the gas is merging. Prep for

Wow, my new video is doing so badly. It's

got 10 out of 10 and it has like 400

views. Oh well, I'm sure it'll

pick up later.

Just gotta put stuff out and not worry

about the views. My next video is going to

be about investing in the stock market. I

made a 22 introduction guide for beginners

with investing. Trying to get that sweet

CPM, so I don't care if it even only gets

2K views, because if it gets like a $10

CPM, even 2K views will make $20.

I might get 4K views. You got resurrected

and died in 5 seconds. Did I? Oh, did I

do the Gulag thing and then drop down from

I did pretty well that round. I've got a

roadkill, got a few sniper kills.

I just wish it meant something. I wish you

could get money and then actually get some

meaningful upgrades that don't reset,

but I guess you need to play an RPG or an

MMO for that. Shooters like this, you

don't make any meaningful progress no

matter how well you do. You might unlock

all the skins and stuff, but who cares

about that?

Did you know Call of Duty adds bots so

people feel good about themselves?

Really? I thought that's what Fortnite did

because the game's dying. But this is a

new game, I thought everyone's real. I

wonder if all those people in the house I

killed were bots.

I hate it when they do that.

I don't want to fight bots. I want to

fight real 10-year-old kids.

You know, you can do third-person battle

royale and it's basically just like

Fortnite because it's over the shoulder.

It looks like if Fortnite was very

realistic looking and you got rid of the

building. It just feels like you're

playing Fortnite. I don't like it. I like

first-person view. Fortnite should add a

first-person view. To spice it up.

Any new games coming out soon? What else

do we have?

Call of Duty is still the number one most

played game on Twitch, but I can never