I GOT MY SUB BUTTON! - thailand IRL-5715e39c-fccd-4530-bf5f-72fe529424e9

Testing.

So I think today I'm gonna walk, walk 2 hours to the market.

My content plan for today:

walking and

whining.

Sounds good.

It's not crooked, is it? Seems straight.

School is weird now.

Finished day 1 of level 2.

Feels kind of boring.

So we have a new teacher

and only about half the class came.

Half the people who came last week didn't come,

so it was very— like a very quiet atmosphere.

Only about 5 people. Usually there's like 12.

I like the other teacher more.

The new teacher's okay, but she's just not— it's not the same as the other teacher.

The vibe is so different.

No, actually, there's only 2 white guys. The Russian guy from last time, and there's a new American guy.

But he's quite old, like 60. He looks like 60, late 50s,

but his Thai is a lot better than the other Americans. All the other Americans left, so American Dan, the other American, the American girl, they left.

So it's me, 2 Russians, 1 American, 2 Chinese, and a Filipino.

The most chatty and lively people left. Like, the Singapore guy was pretty lively because he's GAY.

He was G-A-Y, I mean gay, and he was like very bubbly, lots of laughing. And the American guys were quite lively as well, but basically all the lively people left now. It's just me who— I'm like the least lively person. I don't talk, I don't make conversation. The new teacher's okay.

It's just not— I don't know.

I feel like the level 1 teacher was more like a stand-up comedian than a teacher. She was funny.

Do they know you're English? Yeah, we introduced ourselves and the new teacher was like, oh, you're English but you look Asian. And I was like, yeah.

That's true.

So it seems like the GoPro lasts 1 hour 40 minutes on battery. I don't know if I'll stream longer than that, so I won't plug it in yet. Feeling kind of, uh, low energy.

It's basically a straight line to get to the market, 1-hour walk.

Where are you? I'm at Victoria

Tree Monument.

Can you see it? It's in the middle.

It's funny they built this whole monument because they won one battle.

They had one battle against the French and they won, and they decided to build a whole monument for it.

Yeah, it's like, uh, I don't know what you call it.

Kind of like the Pentagon. No, what's that thing in America called? Not the Pentagon.

What's that statue in America

near the Pentagon?

It's like a big stick.

This roundabout is crazy. It's got, it's got 6 lanes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 6-lane roundabout. Imagine this on your driving test.

Spiral roundabout. Hated them. But I don't think they do the mirror signal maneuver stuff in Thailand.

I feel like I wasted my money on that power bank yesterday. It cost like $60. My girlfriend found the same one online for like $20.

I don't know if it's going to be that useful.

Start walking, I guess.

What, what, what? I think I got sunburnt from yesterday even though it's cloudy. Why do I get sunburnt?

All the time.

I guess I'm too pale.

When I was walking to school, this old lady came up to me, started talking. I thought she was like a beggar, so I ignored her. Ignored her and I just walked off. But now I think about it, I think she was asking for directions.

Thai people seem to think I'm Thai.

I've had like 4 old ladies come up to me, probably asking directions,

but I don't know what they're saying.

That's the problem when you look Thai but you're not Thai. They think you're from here. Oh my God, so loud.

These people don't indicate when they're turning.

Oh, these ones are.

1 hour of traffic ASMR.

Do you think the traffic's really loud, or is it just my imagination?

When I watch the playback, it doesn't seem so loud.

My girlfriend said I should show my face when I stream.

She said it would be more interesting. What do you think?

I think it would be more difficult because

then I'd have to get my selfie stick.

And then I look silly as well.

I don't really know what to talk about.

Um,

I wonder if I link my Kick on YouTube, will I get more viewers?

Might try. Where's YouTube?

Create a post.

Uh, text streaming on Kick now.

Streaming now.

Why can't I post? Oh, post.

People really don't want to come to Kip.

They painted what? Half of the text is cut off. Painted the utilities.

Uh, oh, you mean these electric boxes? Yeah, they put like Pokémon on them.

Guys selling eggs, 25 baht for an egg.

I spent like $100 yesterday.

$100 on, um,

I spent $100 on the fish supplies, the power bank, the cable, the food.

That's why I don't like doing IRL. End up spending money.

Who likes Bangkok?

Hit up Soi Cowboy.

Uh, isn't that where all those almost naked girls hang around?

No, I don't want to get tempted into doing you know what.

It's where they have the, um, titty bars, isn't it? Don't think my girlfriend would be happy. My girlfriend downloaded Kik so she can spy on me, make sure I'm behaving.

I've seen the go-go bars on Ice Poseidon streams. The girls never look cute. They always look kind of weird.

They very rarely look cute. The cutest girls are just the normal ones walking around, like on the trains at the train station.

I feel like only the ugly girls work at the go-go bars.

Why is this the Yakult HQ? The hell?

Why does it say Yakult?

The ladyboys are hot. I don't know, I think my teacher is a ladyboy.

The problem with the ladyboys is they always have hairy arms. They don't shave their arms.

Saw a ladyboy cashier at the supermarket, arms hairier than me. Look gross. It's weird, they put so much effort into looking like a woman, but then they don't shave their arms. It's like the easiest thing to do. I think this is near where

I used to live. I used to live around here

during the, the first month I came to Thailand. I was living in a $600 a month hotel apartment.

That's why I used to start the streams around here.

I don't know what character this is. It looks like a Pokémon.

What's this car doing?

Oh my God, so many pickup trucks.

In the UK, no one drives a pickup truck unless you're a farmer.

Wong Manufacturing.

They're gonna get scammed. They didn't watch my video, did they?

Don't get in the taxis, you're gonna get scammed.

Actually, actually, the green and yellow taxis are cheaper than Grab if you have a Thai girlfriend.

Because we took a taxi from— I think it was Chinatown— and it would have cost 300 baht on Grab, but we took a green and yellow taxi and only cost 200. And I'm pretty sure that's just because my girlfriend's Thai. If I was alone, I think he would have charged me like 500.

So sometimes they are cheaper than Grab.

Why are there so many ladyboys but there's not many man-girls?

There's like a huge— what's the word— it's very one-sided.

You've got loads of men wanting to become hot women, but you don't have that many women wanting to become men.

Sometimes I feel like the whole idea of becoming a ladyboy is kind of insulting to the female gender. It's like,

isn't it like when white people do blackface?

They're imitating black people, but it seems kind of offensive. Men trying to look like women, I don't know, it's like something kind of

like they're mocking the female gender.

It does look pretty great being a woman though. Like, if you had the choice to be a man and have to go to war or become a ladyboy and stay at home It's not, not a hard decision.

Oh yeah, this is where I used to live here.

Dox myself.

Daniel doxxing his apartment. This is where I used to live last year.

Maybe I'll unstrap my GoPro. What do you think? Do you dare me?

Okay,

that's enough. Maybe it's easier if I just hold it.

It's your boy Daniel.

Daniel. The American— the new American guy asked me what my name was. I said Daniel. I think Americans have a hard time understanding my pronunciation of Daniel. They're like, Daniel?

They also seem to struggle to understand when I say chocolate.

I remember this Canadian guy kept saying, what, what, what, when I kept saying chocolate. And then he was like, oh, chaa-hoo. You have to elongate your vowels sometimes when you speak to Americans.

Wow, I got 102 followers now.

Don't need YouTube anymore.

Oh, I hate crossing the

road. Do I just cross?

I think I just cross.

I usually just wait for someone else to come and then I cross with them

like that.

Wow, 28 viewers. Better than YouTube.

This building looks like a massive glass cock and balls.

Can you see it?

They literally made a glass cock and balls, but it's only got one ball.

It looks like the Gherkin building in London. I might get my selfie stick out, feeling confident.

No, I'm not buying fish again. My fish are sick. I bought medicine yesterday, but I took— I put too much into the tank. It said only put 2 millimeters for a 10-liter tank.

And I poured in like, I don't know, 5 teaspoons. It makes the water go blue as well, so the whole tank went blue. So I had to change the water to dilute the medicine a bit.

So hopefully they'll, they'll survive.

It's called white spot. It's like a parasite.

Supposed to add medicine every day.

Because it will— the parasites attach themselves to the fish and then form a little cyst, and that's the white spot. And then it will feed off the fish for a few days, and then it will burst out of the cyst and then drop back down to the gravel, and then it will reproduce, and then it would reproduce

itself like 1,000 times.

And then float back up to infect new fish. So I need to,

I need to keep adding the medicine. And my betta fish died because it got stuck in a hole in the fake plastic log.

It managed to wedge itself to— it wedged itself into a hole in the fake plastic log. And I didn't realize.

I don't know how it got stuck in there.

Really stupid design, isn't it? Because it was like a fake plastic log and it had legs, but the legs were hollow and you could swim inside of the legs if you're small enough. So I didn't know fish could drown if they get stuck.

I think fish need to be constantly moving to breathe. I thought that was just sharks.

Wait, let me get my selfie stick.

There, now I look like a tourist.

I have about 1 hour of battery left.

It's silly, it doesn't show you the amount of battery you have when you're streaming. It just says live and then the amount of time.

Only 30 viewers? Are you joking? 30 viewers is good. I only had like 10 viewers yesterday. My viewership tripled.

In one day I'm famous again. Don't need YouTube anymore.

Don't have to worry about getting demonetized.

I could probably show my dick and not get banned.

It says on my screen, it says I have 34. I don't know if that's real.

Says I got 30 now.

Getting attacked by mosquitoes. Okay, I'll carry on walking.

I mean, 30 viewers is— it's only what,

50 viewers less than what I'd have on YouTube?

On YouTube, I'd have like maybe 80, 70 to 90. I can't even get 100 viewers anymore, even on YouTube.

Oh, Zaddy Zavid, my first subscriber! Thanks very much.

Yeah, I got my sub button yesterday.

I only need 100 subs to make

more money than I make on YouTube. So 99 to go.

I want to do some streams with my girlfriend to try and lure more people over here from YouTube

and then put like, uh, clip highlights on YouTube. My girlfriend said she'll be okay with it, but she's gonna wear a mask. I think it'll be more fun than me just on my own.

But I want to make sure I have the good setup. I think this setup works pretty well.

I don't really care about overlays.

Where's the sub button? Um, it should be on the bottom right under the video playback screen.

One subscriber. Well, it's a start.

They want to see her. I don't know,

I think they want to hear her and be able to interact with her more than seeing her.

I don't have it. Really?

Zadi Zavid could subscribe, so I don't know why some people can see it and then some people might not be able to see it. Are you sure? Look

how sweaty I am!

I can feel it dripping down my face.

Oh, schoolgirls.

I don't accidentally film schoolgirls. This is kind of weird.

They're not like Japanese high school girls. They definitely do not, um, soften my heart and harden my, you know what.

Maybe on iPhone the sub button isn't there or something.

The iPhone app is kind of weird,

or the Android. I think the Android app is better,

or maybe it's the other way around.

Yeah, try using the web browser.

British people, my fellow Brits talking about mortgage.

Yeah, they really need to work on the apps. Also, there's no way to download a VOD. So on Twitch you can download the VOD, but you can't on Kick, which is weird because I thought they just copy and pasted the Kick code— I mean, the Twitch code.

I'm monitoring, monitoring my own stream on the web browser because the app's rubbish.

How do I cross?

Do I just walk into the road?

I don't know. Oh, there's like an overhead walkway. I should have gone up there.

Kind of traumatized by overhead walkways.

Remember what happened in Rotterdam? Got beaten up. There's a lot of blind people in Bangkok. Look, she blind. I see a lot of people with those blind sticks.

Oh my God, this is scary.

This looks so flimsy. Oh, I'm actually getting vertigo.

Oh my God, look at this.

Oh, this is scary. It's shaking as well. Doesn't feel very sturdy.

It's not even that hot today, but I feel hot.

Hope I'm going the right way.

Let me check.

Uh, we're actually halfway there already. It's pretty quick.

Why am I getting déjà vu?

Maybe

I'll get McDonald's. Hungry.

Uh, crossing the road

is so annoying. McDonald's is over there.

Class was kind of boring today. We didn't learn much, we just reviewed, reviewed stuff. It's weird because we were just reviewing stuff we already learned from last week, and every time the teacher wrote something on the board, everyone was frantically writing it down in the books. And I was thinking, what are you writing? We've already learned all

this. Why do you need to write it again? I was the only one sitting there not writing. I don't know what they're writing.

Or they were taking photos of the whiteboard

for stuff we already learned weeks ago.

They're crossing the road. How do I cross? You put your hand out. Oh, McDonald's is over there.

I don't really want McDonald's that much.

Thailand really likes elephants.

But if I stream with my girlfriend, we need— we need to have a plan, not just random walking. What would we do?

He just opened the doors whilst the bus is moving.

Did anyone see Ice Poseidon complain about why he hates Thailand? He said, he said there's nothing to do outside of Bangkok.

And there's nothing to do outside of the cities,

but you can say the same for basically any country. Like in England, what's there to do outside of the cities? It's just fields and farms. In Japan, what is there to do outside of the cities? Go to a mountain, go to a lake.

And then he said the food's rubbish, which I kind of agree with him.

But you— if you don't want to eat Thai food, then just eat something else like Chinese food or eat Japanese food. No one's forcing you to eat Thai food. Then he said the weather sucks. Yeah, it's kind of hot, I guess,

and it rains a lot.

But I don't really miss the cold.

The only time I'm cold is because my girlfriend puts the air conditioning on all night long, and then I'm cold in the morning and I can't get— can't wait to get out of the bedroom.

Freezing.

The thing I don't like is having diarrhea every day.

I had diarrhea this morning.

I feel like it's, it's difficult to stay healthy in Thailand.

I signed up. Oh, thanks. Welcome to a new journey. Whoa, what's he doing?

Why would you sleep there?

Should plug in my battery bank.

40 minutes of battery left.

I think it's

charging.

Well, if it dies, then it means it wasn't charging. Uh, my bag strap's all sweaty from my shoulders.

So what shall I get for lunch today?

Is the video quality okay? I think it should be good.

The signal at the market is not the greatest,

but it should be strong here.

Does anyone think Ice is actually going to go to jail?

Looks good. Nice. This is probably the best stream setup I've ever had in terms of stability, quality.

Uh, how do I cross?

Oh, I have to go up there.

I can see her underwear.

Can see her underwear.

Imagine wearing see-through trousers.

Wow,

look at the traffic.

God, it's so noisy. This, this weed place is called Ice.

Stoned. Should I buy some weed?

I stoned. It's not open.

Smells like weed. Should I do weed on stream? That would be pretty funny.

No, weed is probably like 2,000 baht. I don't want to waste money. I already wasted too much yesterday.

Oh, the market vibes are starting to appear now.

I tried doing weed in Rotterdam and I could not inhale it. I kept coughing.

Tried really hard as well,

but every time I tried to inhale, I would start gagging.

Onyx.

Are the girls looking at me when they walk past?

I'm scared to look at them because I might accidentally make eye contact.

Hey, someone's phoning me. Who's phoning me?

Hello?

Hello? Who is this?

Do you speak English?

I don't know, someone random numbers just phoned me.

It's a man. What?

I don't know how they got my number.

Very weird. Anime

Oh my God, I'm only at Suphan Kwai. It usually takes 10 minutes by train to get get here. It's taken me 1 hour 10 minutes.

I really hope my GoPro is charging.

Female masseuse.

The Pilatelik Museum.

History and development of Thai postage. Sound interesting?

What does Pilatelik mean?

Philatelic,

the editor.

Philatelic, the Museum of Thai Postage.

Sounds fascinating.

Oh, what a boring street.

What a boring street.

Are you going to translate the stream with girlfriend? She does speak English. What are you talking about? I don't speak enough Thai

to be able to talk in Thai yet,

so we would be speaking in English.

Although I think most of the time, a lot of the time, she doesn't understand a word I'm saying.

Because I said yesterday, I said that tomorrow I want to stream walking home after school, and she said okay. And then I was getting ready to go to school, and then she said, why are you getting ready to go to school? Today's holiday. And I said, no, I told you

I have to go to school on Monday.

I think she pretends to understand a lot,

and then sometimes I can't be bothered to try explaining, and I'm like, whatever,

whatever. Wow, this looks good.

400 baht.

Expensive though.

I'm at Chatuchak already.

Wow,

what is that?

Oh, it's like an eagle. Is this an apartment block?

Look, they're copying Japan with the little cute mascots.

Bang Sue, don't mind if I do. I think you'd be able to understand my girl.

Girlfriend, but I would have to severely dumb down my English. Oh, this stinks. Look at this river, it looks like an open sewer. Oh, that smells so bad.

It's full of trash.

The rivers in Japan are always so clean and nice to walk by. Here in Thailand, they're always ugly and stinky, full of garbage, and it's always green and brown. Can you imagine what's under here?

Oh my God, the smell! Oh, fucking hell. Jesus Christ. My God, that is the sewer.

Oh my God.

Oh,

hope it doesn't rain.

Oh, I hate these buildings, they're so ugly.

Uh, what's the last part of your question? It's cut off. It says, when you gonna stream?

Next, or with my girlfriend. I don't know,

when she has free time and we have an idea what to do.

I'm not in the ghetto, am I?

They need to knock this whole thing down. It's so ugly. Look at this.

Concrete balcony thing. It's all cracked and rotting.

I need a good idea to do a debut stream with the girlfriend. We need like a goal.

I don't know what we would do.

Maybe like a road trip. A road trip to some place and then we stream it.

Though it would be kind of boring just sitting in the car for hours.

Uh, how do I cross?

Oh, so it beeps at me.

Uh, where am I?

Jack to Jack.

Yeah, the market's closed when it's not the weekend.

What?

Where am I?

I think I'm on the, the southern tip of the market.

I should have tried using my Thai when that guy phoned me. I should have said, my name is Daniel, nice to meet you, I am from England, how about you?

Imagine going up to a stranger and just saying, my name is Daniel, what is your name?

I feel like the Thai I've learned is kind of useless.

I am English from England.

You know, yesterday I went into that fish shop with the lizard and I was filming the lizard. That guy came up to me and said something. He was telling me not to take a video. I played back the stream like 10 times and then I could finally understand what he was saying. He said it so quickly.

He said

But when you say it really quickly, it just sounds like gibberish.

It was like, how am I supposed to understand that?

Take photos.

Oh,

the market's closed, guys.

Go home.

Oh, sweat is getting in my eye.

Nice bit of salty sweat in my eye.

Wow, nearly got 40 viewers.

Better than YouTube.

I think my YouTube streams kept getting demonetized because I keep talking about war and bombing and rape.

So I didn't talk about war last 2 streams and they didn't get demonetized.

So now I can talk about whatever I want.

We can discuss whether the Rape of Nanjing actually happened or not.

Is that underwear?

It looks like someone's underwear.

Oh, so nice not having to worry about demonetization. Really sucks the fun out of YouTube.

Uh, oh, I know where we are. This way goes to the fish place. Back at the fish place again.

Is there anywhere else we could go? There's literally nothing around here apart from the market.

I could get food at the fish place again.

Imagine sleeping on the side of the street in a hammock.

I came here last year with my girlfriend and the car got clamped because she parked on this red and white striped area. We came back and it was clamped, and she had to get a motorbike taxi to the police station to get it unclamped and pay the fine. And I was waiting somewhere around here. Must have been

back in November.

I didn't think I'd come to the market so many times.

It's quite a nice market.

I don't know where to go. I guess we can go to see the fish again.

I think you guys are bored of the fish.

Maybe I'll go into the shopping center, get some food.

I don't understand a word they're saying. I think he said atit, which means, which means week, like one week. Maybe I can understand one word out of 10.

We learned a few new words today,

like, uh, kam tam means question.

Kam means word.

Uh, forgot now.

I

miss the other teacher. I like her.

The level 1 teacher was more interesting.

Feels kind of boring now. Level 1 class was more fun. Had the Singapore guy, the Americans.

Better teacher. Now got a boring teacher, half the class is gone,

the magic is gone, the excitement of going to Thai school is gone.

They really do shut the market during the week.

I thought it's just like its name, the Weekend Market. It's literally just on the weekend, I guess.

What could we do next time? I just want to keep coming to the same market every stream.

I don't know where else to go apart from, uh, the degen places like Nana Plaza.

What is he using for— what,

for streaming? Using a GoPro, and I'm using my phone to check the chat, but half the chat is cut off.

I

really need a drink.

Oh,

go in here.

Oh,

air conditioning.

It's pretty dead in here. Damn, look at hip to waist ratio. Oh, you can't really see, it's too far away.

Some girls have crazy waist-to-hip ratio, don't they? Like an anime girl.

Japanese restaurant.

Is this weed?

Oh, they came with the cups.

Where's the food?

Giant dogs.

There's no restaurants. I think I need to go up.

Sushi. Don't really want sushi.

Oh my God, there's nothing to eat here.

I think there's a food court on the top floor where they only have Thai food. It's a bird in here.

Hmm,

see if

there's a McDonald's.

I have to go to JJ Mall. I shouldn't have come in here.

This one just sells weird stuff. Clothing.

Get a massage.

So we go down and then back out.

So much weeb stuff here.

Someone tweeted, uh, why does the Japanese language have so many foreigners bragging about how good their Japanese is? And then I replied saying most of the people interested in Japan have autism.

Do you think that's true? I definitely feel like all of the Japan YouTubers are autistic

apart from Chris.

Japan definitely attracts a lot of autistic people that learn Japanese and then think they're like gods because they speak Japanese.

Wait, I already came here.

How

do I get out?

Red panties, very nice.

Okay, that was a waste of time coming in here.

I want a drink, but I can't be bothered ordering.

Broken.

Can't they speak English?

Play the UFO catcher.

The prizes look rubbish.

Getting kind of fed up with customer service here.

They just ignore— they say something in Thai and then you're like, what? Or you say something in English and they just ignore you.

I think I'm just going to ignore them when they say something. I'm just going to ignore them.

Don't waste your time being polite here.

When you go to 7-Eleven

and buy something, they always ask for something. I don't know what they're saying.

And then I used to say sorry or what, and they just ignore you, and then you feel stupid.

Yeah, customer service here is so bad. Yeah, they're always on the phone, or they've got like dead eyes, or they just ignore you, or they don't even say anything. Just be rude back, I guess. It's like such an inhumane interaction.

At least in the UK, it's like, uh, that's £1 please. Would you like a bag? Thanks, bye.

Here they just say— they don't say anything.

If you don't have Ads, how do you make money? Well, if people sub to me, I'd make money.

Oh, I just found out how to minimize the chat so I can see all of it instead of a cut-off version of it. Okay, now I can read all of the chat. So I can read the only 2 people who are chatting.

My Discord server chat is more active than this.

It's about to charge. Working, still streaming. 2 hours.

Oh my God, they actually changed Twitter to X. Why?

Why did they change it to X?

Twitter was fine.

Twitter was a good brand name.

X. What a dumb name.

Get a massage? No, too awkward. I don't like my feet being touched,

so I'm scared it's going to turn me on.

I like face massages when my girlfriend gives it.

You don't want to do nothing.

Viewers get bored. That's exactly what Mila said. Mila used to say, oh my God, you never want to do anything, Daniel. Yeah, that's why she left me. I mean, it's true, I do never want to do anything. I'm always like, no, I don't want to do that, uh, can't be bothered. That is basically why every girl dumps

me and why my channel died.

Fine, I'll play this stupid UFO game then.

Waste 25 baht. What should I get? Pikachu?

Where's my 5 baht coin? Oh, I gave it to the cashier. How do I play it?

I think I need tokens.

You put a token in, not a coin.

Uh, how do I get a token?

It says token something.

Oh, I get tokens here.

I got one token.

One— 10 baht is one token. The Fun Station, it's where the fun begins.

Oh,

how do I play?

Go! Oh, oh my, I nearly got it. I thought I was gonna get it. Should I get more tokens?

Gary, get the Pikachu.

I think I can get that one.

Oh my God, it's too heavy.

Come on, that was perfect.

It's too heavy, it just falls. Look.

Missed. No,

one more try.

Oh my God, what a scam. You can capture it perfectly and then it just drops anyway.

Scanned again.

It's too heavy and then it just drops. Not fair.

Well, I guess I'll head back now. Kind of bored, don't know what to do. Wasted 40 baht.

I grabbed it by the head perfectly 3 out of 4 times.

Could not get any better.

Scammed. Okay, let's go home.

Well, I tried and failed. The lesson is never try.

Um, which way?

Don't know what to do now.

Need to make some YouTube content.

Last day of July today.

I only made $800 in July on YouTube and then a couple hundred on PayPal, so I think maybe $1,000 this month. That's okay, I guess.

Not great.

Hopefully August will be better. Armored Core 6 coming out.

Uh, I don't really know what else to do for content, really. I'm all contented out.

Try and do some reaction videos, maybe

the, um, reacting to my old video did kind of okay.

I'm so glad the

I'm glad the other American guy stopped coming. He was so annoying.

20 days of learning and he still couldn't do a basic sentence.

And then he was whining, saying the teacher was harassing him or something like that.

That's the problem when you learn in a classroom. You kind of get held back by the worst students.

I don't know how they take so long to make a sentence.

It's like something simple like, tomorrow, what are you doing? Tomorrow I am going to school.

And then let me send it going, uh, uh, uh.

Oh my God, let me cross.

Some big wheels.

It's a pretty good idea to get big wheels,

cuz when it floods you'll be safe.

If I had a car, I want to get big wheels too, like a pickup truck with big wheels.

Should I give him some money?

If I get 5 subs, I will give some money to him.

I could clip it. Giving money to the homeless. YouTube Short, 30 million views.

Sam Pepper said he only made $5,000 from 800 million TikTok views. What happened to his car?

He decides to push his car instead of just getting into it and driving it. So funny.

You would only do it for views? Well, yeah, there's no such thing as a selfless good deed.

It's like those people who say stuff like, oh, I want to give to charity and help starving children, but they only want to do it because it makes them feel good. So how is it selfless? It's still a selfish deed.

They're doing it because it makes them feel good.

It would be selfless if they didn't feel good, but they did it anyway.

Well, back at the train station.

I don't really know what else to do, so I might as well just go home.

How about you?

You walked past him giving him nothing. Well, no one subbed to me, so that's how the cookie crumbles.

We could go to Chinatown next time

to show you Chinatown.

This is just Twitch but more green. Yeah,

they, they copy and pasted the code for Twitch but changed it to green. It's kind of funny.

And also no ads.

So do you like the ad-free viewing?

Maybe we stream snipe Ice Poseidon when he comes back to Bangkok. But I'm not going to go up to him, I'm just going to follow him and then see how close I can get without him noticing. I want to see if I can walk past him and see if he notices. Imagine I just walk past him holding

my GoPro like this, cuz I noticed he, he sees other streamers walking around and then he'll be like, oh look, he's streaming, and then they try and interacts with them. So if I pretend that I'm like another streamer and I don't know who he is,

he might come up to me and they'll be like, oh, I didn't know you would be here, Paul.

I don't think he'd recognize me because it's been— I've— I think I've aged a bit since 2019.

Plus, he probably thinks all Asian guys look the same, so I reckon he won't even recognize me even if I walked past him. It'd be pretty funny.

I don't really want to end the stream when I got the highest number of viewers I've ever had on Kick.

But I don't really know what else to do.

Next stream, I think we go to Chinatown and eat some street food.

Yao Warat, it's called.

I can't go now because it's like the other side of town. I don't want to go all the way to China. I feel kind of tired now.

So maybe, I don't know, if my girlfriend's working tomorrow, I'll do a YouTube stream because I need to get the YouTube numbers back up. And then maybe Wednesday or Thursday, Kick stream in Chinatown.

What do you think? Good idea? I'm gonna get sunburned again this Sun's coming out.

Probably need to wear sun cream.

Every time I do an IRL, I get all sunburnt. I'm gonna get skin cancer.

How IRL streaming literally gave me skin cancer.

So make sure you follow.

I'll try to do another outside stream on Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday, one of those days. I think Chinatown's here.

Somewhere around here.

Oh wow, Aeolus84 subbed! Thanks, 2 subscribers! I'll try and stay consistent with it to

not waste your sub.

Oh, security man's gonna stop me from entering.

Wow, 41 viewers. Uh, why do I get the most viewers now when I'm about to go?

Look, 2 subscribers.

Thanks for watching and sobbing. Bye-bye. Yeah, maybe Wednesday. I think Wednesday I'll do another Kick stream. Okay, going home now. Uh, how do I end the stream? Oh yeah, I got to go on the GoPro app. This