FIRST Stream with my Girlfriend!-5306d248-e238-44d7-8c24-9b5756f7bfda

She's on the phone again. Oh, she's got a mask on.

Phone again.

Oh my God! Got internet this time, hopefully! Got 4G+, not 5G! I think I had my VPN on last night and it was raining and the fair was like in the middle of nowhere! Some kind of cultural convention. Why is she always on the phone? Who are you phoning? My sister.

Again?

Okay, let's see what else they have here. Show something interesting. Looks like blackface.

I love food.

I'm hungry.

That's the food, Ali.

What's that?

Chopping a banana.

Pro banana chopper.

Oh my God, I want to try that.

What are they giving?

Honey. What is it? What is it? Uh, this is a tea from the flag of Kirgizistan. This is a Tastes weird. Tastes weird. What kind of tea is it? Cocoa. Yeah.

What does it taste like?

Cocoa.

Oh, it's from the cocoa palm. Why does it not taste like chocolate?

For bark.

Oh, the bark. What's that?

What's this?

Bread.

Bread. Bread.

Thank you. Oh, it's on my fingers.

Yes, and you can make chocolate ice cream at the same time. Make the tacos please. Tacos please. 80% chocolate. You want to try?

Maybe later.

Later?

Maybe never.

Chocolate, 80%.

Oh, so bitter. Bitter?

Yeah.

No, I don't want it. Too bitter. This one, what's that?

I don't know. Fruit from the south of Thailand. I don't know what it's called.

Oh my God, so noisy.

Delicious. This is good.

What is it? Chili and some curry. Spicy.

Yeah, it's really sour. Really spicy and sour.

I don't like spicy.

You don't like spicy? Do you want to try?

Uh, no.

This is a famous in Thailand.

What is it?

It's khanom jeen, like a noodle made from rice.

Smells weird. They're not gai jeen. In Thai, they are farang. What is it? But what is it?

Love Thai.

What's inside?

Fish. Yeah.

I don't like fish. I don't like fish.

Good.

Good.

Hi, hi, hi.

You from?

You from?

UK.

UK?

Yeah.

Together, try together.

Ah, this is called very fishy, fishy and spicy. Okay.

Look, look!

What?

This one sounds famous.

Wow, wow!

Oh, oh! Is that for you?

Yeah.

Try.

Oh yeah, so hot.

Not hot, cold.

Nice?

Yeah, good.

Thai tea.

This is not Thai tea, this is cha cha.

Tastes like Thai tea.

Yeah, but, uh, this Hiding in my room.

Hiding my room. My name. My dead brand. I think my branding was pretty good. H-I-M-R. Hi, Mister.

But it's Star, background. Okay.

Base from bamboo.

Nice.

Base from bamboo.

Very nice. I think the connection's okay today. Thai French meat. Wait, post on YouTube.

Wait.

Streaming on Kick with girlfriend now.

You want— what?

You want to try beef?

Okay.

Okay.

Wow. Give me.

This is a softie more than this one.

Wow.

Yeah, this sticky more than this.

Chewy. Yeah. This sweet, this, uh, salty.

Thai French tea.

Like San Marino?

Huh?

San Marino?

Yes.

Thai French.

Thai French.

Free food. Buy coffee? I bought coffee yesterday.

Hello. On Kick, he doesn't make any money.

I don't get it. Well, sometimes not everything's about money. And I'm actually recording footage at the same time as streaming, so I got 1080p footage being saved to the SD card right now in case, you know, I don't know, something interesting might happen, or in case I need some B-roll. If you want to subscribe to my Kick, then I'll get some money so I can buy my girlfriend snacks. I'll edit some highlights, put it on YouTube, make $10 maybe. Stupid dead channel. You know him?

No.

Who is it?

Uh, he is a boxing famous in Thailand, number one.

Really? Wow.

What?

You know this car? No, it looks like a tuk-tuk. Looks like Indian.

Yes, Japan.

Oh my God, it's so loud. What's that?

Chicken!

A kitten?

Chicken!

Oh, chicken! I thought you said it's a kitten! Do I enjoy going to these markets? Uh, yeah, it's okay, I guess. Bored at home, there's no games to play. Baldur's Gate is shit! I tried Baldur's Gate, it's so boring! It's like turn. Imagine if Diablo was turn-based. Oh, look at this!

This is Thai sausage.

Is it beef?

Thai sausage.

Ah, okay.

มัน มันแต่เป็นข้าร้อยสี่สิบก็ มันคน จะโโหรู้อ่ะ มันคนของโโอรู้สิบสิบ Oh, it's cold. Yeah, it's cold because the light is not real.

Oh, it's not real.

Yeah, fake.

I don't like it. They put a lot of— I don't know, they put stuff in it. Why does it taste so flat? It tastes like a flower. I don't like Thai sausage. They always put all these herbs in it. What's that? Fermented fish?

Yeah, fermented fish.

That's like the thing they have in Japan. I saw Karl Pilkington try it and he said it was disgusting. How much?

10 baht.

10? Yeah, just 10?

Yeah, 10 baht.

So cheap. Okay, I'll have one. 10 baht? Oh my God, basically Oh, I left my coins at home. Buy 2.

What? Um, have a 2 bread.

Have a what?

Uh, premium bread. Premium bread. This paper is a normal.

Get premium.

Premium 2.

Okay, get cheap one too. 2 for me too.

Yeah.

Do you have cash? Yeah, 20, 10, 10. Okay, 10, 10.

They will pay for you, keep. Okay, transfer. I tell them I don't want sauce.

I'm getting déjà vu right now. Why am I getting déjà vu? We did this before and I told you don't put sauce, remember?

And he said mai sai.

Ah yeah. Why am I getting déjà vu? Déjà vu. This is weird, we've done this before. They put salt. I don't want sauce.

Ketchup. Please, 3 miếng.

Uh, how much did you pay?

Yeah, I paid.

Okay. sit on the floor. This is a funny seating arrangement. How much was it? How much?

50 baht.

50 baht, not bad. Sit over there. Sit here.

Sit here?

Yeah. What does it say?

Uh, please help me when you, uh, when you eat with it. Take care and get in the wind.

Oh, watch out, it's nice. I already saw it.

Thank you.

Yeah, okay, I'll take it. I need to fix my hat. Oh, why is it not hot?

Not very hot. You want warm?

Okay. You don't like that?

Sticky.

I like chewy, not sticky.

Chewy?

Yeah, chewy.

Why don't you finish it? Chewy. I like chewy.

This have 4 quarters. This festival have 4 quarters.

Have what?

Have 4 parts.

Oh.

Yeah, north, south, west, and east. This food from, uh, East Asia.

Japan.

Japan?

Yeah.

What about you? Chicken?

No. Huh?

Grew up. You grew up? You eat before here?

No.

Watch out, your cup!

What? That!

You haven't seen her face, you just saw the side.

Let's go!

Do you want to hold?

Do you want to try it?

Maybe.

Now you haven't seen what she really looks like. The edges of a GoPro are very warped and distorted. It really doesn't look anything like her. She looks weird. Like, if you walked past her on the street, you wouldn't even know that was her if all you've seen was that bit from yesterday. That's like thinking I look like this.

This is Isaan. This is a part of Isaan.

I can't do it. I don't know where the edge is. It's the what?

Most guys, foreigner, like, love, uh, girl from Isaan.

Girl from Isaan?

Yeah, have, have wife.

Does she give head? Uh, Big sausage.

I want to try skin part.

Let me try. I want to try. Oh, look at that green. I love green.

Mexican hot?

Yeah.

Is that free?

Free.

The whole thing's free. Really?

I don't know what is that. What is it? I don't know, I just eat the first part.

It tastes like, like pork skin. It tastes like pork scratchings.

Rice, made from rice.

Yeah.

No, you couldn't see her whole face in the clip. You can just see the side. It's not her whole face.

Hello, palace.

What's that?

Central Park near Bangkok.

What?

Province near Bangkok, video, video of Thailand.

Fascinating.

Why do people care what your girlfriend looks like? Because they try to hide it, I guess. Makes them want to see more. Look, crispy salmon skin.

This is from Ayutthaya.

From where?

Ayutthaya.

Ayutthaya.

Great.

People like this video on YouTube, Thai people making drinks.

Yeah.

I only got 20 views. Because of this, uh, They're sleeping.

Maybe tonight is good.

Internet good today?

Streaming all day. It's funny.

Yeah, good.

You're a good YouTuber? Uh, yeah, maybe.

And currently people don't like me. Why don't I don't know. I don't know why people don't like me. Because, because I cheated.

There's a— you have passed. I'm pretty sure you have a good miss inside. Maybe.

You have passed.

Maybe.

Okay, enough. 1 million views. What is it?

Holy—

why is it so big? Looks scary. I don't know why people think I'm such a bad person. Don't get stream sniped. Uh, I'm pretty sure no one would snipe me.

You want to try?

No, what is it?

I don't know.

Oh, it smells like mochi. It's like green tea mochi. Panda.

Panda.

Panda. YouTuber.

Wow, imagine if I had that for my stream. Massive, um, say DSLR. Yeah, it's probably like a DSLR.

Slow bar.

Thai cultural experience. Oh look, are they YouTubers? Why are they filming that old woman? Look, YouTuber!

Yeah.

Is that old woman YouTuber?

Yeah, yeah. Really?

Look at their gear, so good. They got a gimbal, mic. I just got a crappy GoPro 7 that keeps effing. Why, why Is she famous?

I don't know her.

I think yesterday we saw Zommarie, famous Thai YouTuber.

Who is she?

She just asked, uh, ask the price. I want to show you. Here's a fruit. You know, you've seen me before. No, let me show you. It's called—

Does your sub button work? Yeah, I got 75 followers and 5 hours of streaming. I got 2 subs. I made, uh, $9.

What?

This called tonton.

Oh, okay, it's just a fruit.

No, no, no, I will show you.

Not interested.

Interesting.

Boring.

Uh, take from to higher, maybe 10, 10.

Looks like palm tree. Yeah, yeah, palm tree fruit. Come, let's go.

Look, this man, 80 years. He old, 80 years.

80 years.

Yeah, he can climbing.

Wow.

For Taga District. Down.

Look, he did—

he didn't use anything.

Yeah.

Yeah, look, it's like a building 6th floor.

Scary.

Too high for bringing this food. Come down.

Okay, let's go.

I want to try.

Why you try?

Okay, try it. I want to find famous people! Where's that old lady? Famous YouTuber like me! Put country in title? I thought having girlfriend in title would attract my viewers! The problem is I can't change the title unless I'm at my computer because the, the Kick browser on mobile doesn't fully work. See, look, usually the change title would be to the side of the chat bar, chat box, but it's not there. There's no change title button.

Uh, I should plug in my charger.

It's been 50 minutes. Plug in my charger. I hate having to plug in my GoPro. It's nice when it's wireless, no wires. I need battery.

Oh, I have battery.

No, I got battery. So 2,000— no, 2,000 baht. 1,000 baht battery bank, power bank.

Close for me?

You want to try?

Too much ice.

Yes, let's have a—

I don't want ice.

Really?

It's already cold.

Why?

I don't want it more cold.

It's so sweet. Are you sure?

Yeah, it's like a coconut. But why would the ice make it less sweet? It tastes like a coconut.

Try, try with ice because it's so sweet.

It's like a very sweet coconut. It's weird it comes from a palm tree. I guess it's like a palm nut. I thought coconuts grew on palm trees. Basically, it's like a coconut.

You want to try? No.

What is it?

Bird's nest.

It's not a real bird's nest.

It's real, it's real.

Oh yeah, I don't want to eat a bird's nest.

Have a bird feather.

Feather? Yeah.

This is made from saliva of bird.

Made from bird saliva? Why would you want to eat that? Oh my God.

The Chinese people believe it can make them good health.

Yeah, I already trust the Chinese when it comes to health. Oh, what's all this? YouTube gear. That's like thousands of dollars of camera gear right there. That's how you do a YouTube video. I don't really trust the Chinese when it comes to, um, knowing what's good for you. They keep making pandemics. What's that? Pig flu? Um, swine flu? Didn't that come out of China?

COVID?

He's smiling. I don't think eating bird's nest helps.

Good luck.

Ah, looks like anal bead. Ricky's mum used to sell those crystals. You know Ricky? He was in the same class as Chris Broad. Can't believe he never introduced me.

What's that?

What are they doing?

Ah, this, uh, this is from 1300. You, you remember the movie or the real, the real about 13 kids?

Oh, in the cave?

Yeah, in the cave.

Yes, they made a movie about it.

We believe in the— oh, this is the Cave?

Yeah.

Why do they look old?

We have a story.

How did you get stuck in a cave? Why has he got pigs in a cave? What's that? Large cave. The longest cave in Thailand.

Yeah.

This is a history.

Luang Khun Nam, Wang Nong Lom.

And he dead.

He dead.

Yeah, he is a soldier from—

Why does he have pigs? Like, uh, what's in here? Go inside. No, we're in the cave. I'm inside the cave. Oh yeah, these are the kids. I would hate to go into a cave that deep.

Looks scary.

We went into a cave. We didn't go deep because it was just really stuffy and dark. Basically the same. What's the point going deeper and deeper when it's the same as the entrance?

You didn't die, Sam.

I heard some British people tried to save them, they died.

We found the kid.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, we found the kid from here. Why more than ever these kids come here?

How did they get stuck? They went in, then the water came in, didn't it? The water came inside, then they got stuck.

Here, here we walk from here.

Wow.

And then have a water, water came in, came in the cave, then walk and run away from here and stay here.

A saint.

Everyone dead.

Everyone dead? Wow, even the little boy?

Little boy died too?

Oh man. Shouldn't have gone in the cave.

What's that?

Khao Yai.

Khao Yai.

Khao Yai.

Yes, next time I will take you here to that.

Where is it?

Yeah, beautiful, natural, beautiful. I want to take you to that.

Near Phuket?

No, yeah, nearly more than Phuket.

Oh, I didn't like Phuket. Have we seen everything? We've been here an hour. Meat Island.

No.

Sausage.

I don't like your sausage. What's that? Not a fan of Thai sausage. Not as good as British sausage.

This is a dessert. We put sticky rice in the bamboo and have coconut milk.

How is it?

Looks weird. Why is it brown? Why is it brown? Oh, mushroom, mushroom, fish shrimp. Everything's seafood. Look, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, prawn, prawn, prawn, fish ball. What's that?

I will show you.

It looks weird. Why is everything weird? It looks like, uh, I don't even know what it looks like. It's like a shrimp, but it's straight, not curly. Mantis shrimp.

Yeah, I did.

Never heard of that before. I think it's that shrimp that can punch really powerful. He's got a powerful punch. Why would you eat that?

Uh, you want to try?

Weird.

Looks so gross.

I'm gonna vomit.

Why would you want to eat that? So weird. Look at this waterfall.

Where's she going?

What?

Coconut fire. Coconut fire.

I don't know what it's called.

Why is it so small?

Fire. Uh, like grilled coconut. No, really.

Looks weird. Shrimp. So many shrimp everywhere. We can hardly hear you because that stupid speaker's so loud. She put the shrimp, shrimp on the fruit. Can you hear me now? They put the shrimp paste on a piece of fruit and then dipped into chili sauce. What's that? Oh my God, what's that? Should I try this? Press one if I should try it. I guess it'd be a funny clip.

I want to try. Oh my God, see her afterwards.

Look, he's moving it. Oh, you have to take your shoes off.

Standing. Standing. Standing. Standing. I stand. I said him already. You have to wear the shoes, wear the shoe, wear the shoe and standing on that on the board. Wear the shoes because it's slippery. Ah, đẹp tân nhưng nó khó. Okay. Okay, ready. It's okay. It's okay. Finish, finish.

You want to try? Yeah, it's like standing on the train when the train rocks backwards and forwards. Did I look good? Maybe I should take up surfing. You're scared. You fell off so quick, like my YouTube channel. You like it? I want to Bounce on it like a bouncy castle. It's more fun. Wow, look how fast he can go.

Did we go there?

Yeah, we didn't.

Go there. Go up there. Ah, I don't know.

Oh. Massage.

What's that? Big candle. Hmm, I wonder what else there is to do here. Where haven't we been yet? Pisao. Pisao. It said pisao. Pichai. Pisao is like onee sang. Onee sang. East at east. East at east. Pizza. Ron McMahon. What's this?

What?

North Nostalgia. The North will rise again.

You want to try crab? It's kind of big. You want to try?

Uh, okay, sure, whatever.

Okay, coffee.

Uh, the food is kind of boring. It's just shrimp and sausage.

Why are you still boring?

It's just shrimp, lots of shrimp.

You eat just some food.

Uh-oh, did I lose connection? Uh-oh, 2,000.

I made this before. It's called—

it's like American hot dog.

Really?

I know it's streaming.

I thought I lost connection. It looks like an American dog.

Really?

Yeah, like American hot dog. It's like Vietnam. This would be good for B-roll. Have a walk. Authentic Vietnamese street food inside of a convention hall. Doesn't get more genuine than this.

Let's go. Let's go.

What is that? Oh my God, deafening. I can't go near the speaker, it's so loud. I think I've been here before. They had a car exhibition. Oh my God, so loud. What's inside there? I want to go in there. Where is she? She keeps standing next to that speaker.

It's hers.

You want to fight the old woman? Yeah, get this. Oh, look at his camera. He's got a GoPro on the end of his camera. I'm gonna lose my voice.

Put it in my bag.

But be careful, my battery. I want to go in there.

This is my bed.

My bed?

Yeah.

Oh, look at that camera. Camera's so big.

This is a camera.

YouTube. Wow, look at the cameras. This is YouTuber. Wow, look at the camera.

Is it a YouTuber?

A YouTuber?

I'm not sure. I think she's an owner of this shop.

Oh.

They have such expensive camera. Can I go in there?

Can we go in there? Hi.

Wow. Lasers.

I'm scared it's going to go in my eye. What if that goes in your eye? What if it goes in your eye?

Huh?

In your eye. What happens if it goes in your eye?

Oh.

Not oh. Asking you a question.

Stand in front of it. Am I?

Are you sure?

Be careful your eye. Does it hurt? Scan. Pew pew pew.

Are you streaming on YouTube?

No, Kick. Maybe next time we stream on YouTube, have more viewers.