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Recording summary · August 2022

Why I HATE Sea of Thieves

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Overview

Sea of Thieves remains dull, repetitive, and uninspired despite years of updates, providing minimal guidance across a sandbox ocean where players must manufacture their own entertainment.

The core loop of island travel, repetitive minigames, unsatisfying combat, and barren waters makes the game tedious, with fun relying heavily on friendly crewmates rather than trolls.

Due to missed potential, inadequate activity, and an overreliance on player conduct without proper safeguards, the game earns a 4.2 out of 10 rating and no recommendation.

Themes

Initial experience with Sea of Thieves and returning after several years of updates.

Sandbox structure, freedom of movement, and the absence of guidance.

Core game loop involving outposts, treasure hunting, selling loot, and ship customization.

Repetitive island design, basic button-holding interactions, and janky hand-to-hand combat.

Cannon battles, occasional shark attacks, and encounters with other ships on sparse waters.

Ship operation mechanics, multi-crew task requirements, and tedious maintenance minigames.

Crew dynamics, reliance on voice chat for fun, griefing, and trolling vulnerabilities.

Suggestions for more player density and naval alliances, ending with a low review score.

Developments

Daniel played Sea of Thieves upon initial release, stopped after a while, and picked it up again years later following game updates.

Joining players locked Daniel into the lower-deck brig of Daniel's own ship, set it on fire, allowed it to sink, and fled.

Daniel boarded another player's ship, took the captain's key off the desk, and subsequently lost it, prompting verbal anger from the player who spent all day searching for it.

Uncertainties & gaps

Whether Sea of Thieves enforces a technical cap on the total number of players allowed simultaneously in an ocean instance.

How Daniel accidentally dropped or lost the captain's key after picking it up from the ship desk.

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